Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Findagoth.com

This is probably the greatest website I’ve seen in awhile. It’s like mySpace for goths. My first instinct was to point and laugh, and I spent some time clicking through all the...

My (Virtual) Plane Ride

Those of you who know me well understand that I am terrified of flying. Those of you who have actually flown with me understand it at an even deeper level, because in my drugged-up drunken...

Cooking School

Tonight was so much fun! Unfortunately it takes 45 minutes to go the 11 miles to Culver City in rush-hour traffic, but once I actually got there it was great. The first hour we sat...

Brace Yourself

Paris Hilton’s single just came on my Pandora box. This is really happening. Hang on tight, kids. Also, I think there’s some sort of tension brewing in the middle east and...