Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Here We Go Again

Perez Hilton continues to wage his own personal war against gay celebs who choose to remain — at least publicly — in the closet. Up today: Jodie Foster and her girlfriend...

Gobble Up These Links (ha ha HA!)

Today in tasteful: unearthed 1986 footage of Michael Richards in blackface. [The Bosh] When Prison Break first aired, I gave it three hours of my life that I will never get back, then gave...

Where Can I Return This?

I can think of a lot of gifts I would have given Tom and Katie had they invited me to the wedding. A golden scepterDiamond encrusted cubic zirconiumMultiple Maseratis. But you know what I...