Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Drugs Are Bad, Mm-kay?

This 19-year-old self-described “Bridge Troll” was arrested last week after demanding a $1 fee from joggers and bikers wanting to cross his bridge. It later came out that he was...


My Cats Are Totally Bulimic

It’s true. I swear. I always said that if we continued to talk about how fat they were while they were in the room, they would eventually develop a complex; they did, and it...


Et Tu, Britney?

Does anyone else feel betrayed by her lately? Maybe it’s just me. I used to feel such a kinship with her. When she first came out with “…Baby One More Time,” the...