Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Everybody Hates Tyra

Tyra Banks has been having a rough couple weeks. First, they publish photos of her in a really ugly bathing suit looking a bit chunky and come up with really funny headlines about her new...

Bam Margera Ties the Knot

Everyone’s a famewhore. Despite the fact that nearly every single couple who films an MTV series about their relationship ends up divorced (I guess Ozzie and Sharon are still...

Awwwwkward …

Since Lars and I have decided to play off one another’s topics today, I’m going with another Hayden Panettiere story. Hayden ran into Evil Incarnate (aka Kristin Cavallari)...

Justin’s Bringing ScarlettBack

Ladies and gentlemen, Justin Timberlake is dating. Yes, that’s right, he’s dating. There is more than one woman in whom he is interested, and so he is spending time romantically...

Fatty, Fatty 2×4

Well, Beet has wisely decided to go after big people in a major way this morning so I’m going to join the fray with this news: Anna Nicole and TrimSpa are being sued in a very classy...

Janice Dickinson Rocks

The former ANTM judge and owner of the Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency weighs in on the “skinny model” debate: “I’m dying to find kids who are too thin. I’ve...