I always considered ERW to be the Hollywood actress most unsure of who she was with regard to her personal style. There was nothing that really stood out about her for me – aside from that whole dating Marilyn Manson thing, taking bloody nude photos, and the way obvious Dita von Teese ripoff – but this? This is seriously the best she’s ever looked, and this hairstyle, hands down, is the one for her. She looks clean, she looks healthy, and above all, she’s MEMORABLE now.

Congrats, Evan – you’ve finally found your look! Stick to it, ’cause it’s definitely working well on you, girl.

Breaking news that hits me anywhere between my “schadenfreude” and “just sad” glands: Lindsay flunked another alcohol test while living on her rooftop. Whoops! I’m sure this is all simply a misunderstanding.

She’s scheduled to appear before Judge Stephanie Sautner this morning.

Just as a reminder—because this is understandably a little confusing for the rest of us—Lindsay is under house arrest for stealing a necklace, but the terms of her probation were part of the whole DUI thing.

Yesterday, Sarah showed you the link to Lindsay’s Life & Style interview, in which the entitled, freckled young criminal insists she isn’t drinking these days. From the magazine:

Lindsay was forced to give up her fancy dinners, partying and shopping sprees when a judge sentenced her to house arrest in May, but the star still gets to have frequent visits from friends and family. “I’ve been having a lot of work-related meetings. Sometimes my friends come over. And I get to see my sister, Ali, which is nice,” Lindsay says.

Although, she insists, there is no booze, no matter what. “When my friends come over, they’re not drinking,” she notes. “Alcohol is not in my house, so it’s just not a part of my life.“

CNN reports that Lindsay spoke with Life & Style’s interviewer June 18, 5 days after she failed her alcohol test.

Wow! Photos where Evan Rachel Wood doesn’t look like a complete ho! [Lainey Gossip]

Ew, Lindsay Lohan. Just a big, fat ew. [Starpulse]

Destiny’s Child reunion imminent? [Bossip]

Morgan Freeman talks about an afterlife, which is appropriate since he played God for crying out loud. [Huff Po]

How Elisabetta is handling the breakup. [TMZ]

And this is why Amy Winehouse cancelled her tour. [LA Times]

After a good few days of letting my Harry Potter dreams run wild, it looks like we might be close to figuring out what Pottermore is all about.  And even though it’s not a completely new series of books, it still sounds pretty wonderful.  Here’s the “leaked marketing memo” from Gawker:

[Pottermore is] a sophisticated online game that contains clues to prizes that are hidden in the real world. These are an unstated number of magic wands secreted in Britain and America, and possibly other countries.

So ok, hold the fucking phone.  We’re about to get into Willy Wonka, Harry Potter style?  Um, where do I sign up?  This sounds like pretty much the greatest thing that’s ever happened in my lifetime, and let me tell you, if this is really what Pottermore is all about, maybe you can see me sometime this summer when I wander around the country, stopping in your local McDonald’s for some wifi while I try to figure out where my damn wand is.

Who’s excited?

And I don’t just mean that Ryan was tipsy and driving a little too fast, I mean that Ryan’s blood alcohol content was 0.196, which is more than twice Pennsylvania’s legal limit of 0.08, and he was going between 130 and 140 miles per hour in a 55 zone. So yeah, that’s the most reckless thing I’ve ever heard.

I still stand by what I said on Monday – I think Ryan was a great, funny dude who made some horrible, deplorable, and obviously dangerous mistakes.  I’ve been out of my mind wasted before, and in between leaning over the balcony, trying not to vomit, and passing out, I’ve refused to get in a car with someone who’s had a few beers.  The whole drunk driving thing is just not something that I’ve ever been ok with. Some people are more like Ryan though, who think that everything will be ok and they can handle it, and of course that’s dumb and awful and millions of bad things, but that still doesn’t make him a completely soulless thing and it still doesn’t make it appropriate for people to make jokes a few hours after his death.  If you don’t believe me, check out Bam Margera’s interview about his best friend of over 15 years.

Of course I don’t condone drinking and driving, none of us do, but I still think it’s insanely insensitive to say that someone deserved to die on any occasion.  Let’s acknowledge stupidity and recklessness and how dangerous these things can be while still maintaining some sense of empathy, ok?  Can we please just do that?

I don’t know if anyone in the world still has the need to cut loose, footloose, but if you do, I’d love to hear about it. Especially after seeing this horrendous trailer.  Personally, my only experience with Footloose was a misguided dance routine everyone in the eighth grade had to do at my middle school and countless Kevin Bacon jokes from one of my bros, but I’m thinking about boycotting this movie.  Just because Kevin Bacon deserves better.

Are you planning on checking out this here film?  Even better, can you guess which timeless treasure Hollywood will destroy next?