It’s times like these where I lose hours of my life watching marriage proposal videos on YouTube while my Gay Bar playlist plays faintly in the background. I’m sorry, you’ve never listened to upbeat, mediocre music and watched other people’s happiest moments on the internet while you sit in your pajamas and cry over your own overwhelming loneliness? Well, excuse the fuck out of me.
Earlier this week, Pink released the first photo of her daughter, Willow Sage Hart (still such a kickass name, right?). It was and still is super cute, as you can see above, and it melted all our hearts. And then, last night, Pink posted a note on her site explaining why she released the picture, and I thought it was just wonderful, and by far the best response to paparazzi attacks I’ve ever heard.
It’s kind of long, so you can go ahead and jump on through to read the whole thing, but I strongly suggest that you do. If you don’t, just know that she’s donating all the money she gets from that little family portrait up there to charity and that Carey Hart has been pooped on. Do you love it or what?
“Coco has been pushing Ice for some time about starting a family,” a pal divulged. “He’s finally given in, and promised that if their show ‘Ice Loves Coco’ gets picked up for a second season they’ll try for a baby.” A pregnancy would put 32-year-old Coco’s modeling career on hold, the source said, but she’s convinced Ice-T, 53, that it would draw more eyeballs to their show on E!
“Besides that, Coco has reminded Ice that her booty – the part of her body that he loves most – would get even bigger while she’s pregnant,” the insider revealed. “Ice wasn’t sure if he wanted to have another kid, but he realizes Coco’s maternal instincts are kicking in,” said the source, “and if it can get ratings for their show at the same time, it’s a no-brainer!”
What a charmer Ice-T is! I think it’ll be really touching for that child to know one day that he came into this world as a ratings ploy, don’t you? Oh, how I rejoice for the future youth of our country!
And by “fake,” I mean that she is computer-animated, a digital Frankenstein assembled piecemeal from 6 other members of the (61-member) girl group, AKB48.
Aimi Eguchi debuted in this Japanese candy commercial for Glico—she’s the one front-and-center at the end, a digital composite made from each of the other girls who appear in the ad:
The most famous Japanese “virtual idol” is probably Hatsune Miku, but the first virtual idol was Kyoko Date. Of course, Kyoko isn’t as convincingly human as Aimi—not by a long shot!—but back in 1996 she looked totally amazing.
She’s not actually checking that lettuce for bugs, though – she’s hurling demeaning epithets at it with her demon eyes. Or at the very least, trying to project some of her self-proclaimed daddy-issue self-loathing onto it so she feels better about herself. There’s a reason girlfriend’s called “Halle Scary,” you know.
Let’s be real: Halle Berry has never been known to be as stable as a lot of the kids in Hollywood, so let’s not pretend like everything she does is this serene, zenned-out BS just because she’s wearing a shirt depicting peaceful birds all up on it.
get a life haters,i know y’all wish 2 be kim but d bad news is no,u cant be kim and dis blogger should find something else to write and leave d kardashians alone.
I’m sorry for you. But I don’t like that you say “I feel outraged that celebrities are acting this way and claiming to be this”… I mean excuse me, but don’t you see “celebrities”...
When Gawker reported the bullying incident several people commented that were/were related to/befriended to people in Gaga’s class reporting that bullying as she described never happened. But, see, bullying was all over...
Thanks for the feedback – it’s definitely appreciated. We’re in the process of trying to make some of the ads less in-your-face and will hopefully have the situation resolved soon. :)
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