Jun 24, 2011 at 01:30 pm by Sarah

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Elizabeth Berkley still looks amazing in a bikini. [The Superficial]

Jennifer Aniston‘s bringing her boyfriend everywhere now. [Cele|bitchy]

Justin Timberlake talks about big boobs. [Starpulse]

A ho with a heart. [Bossip]

Fan tries to rush Miley Cyrus onstage – photos. [TMZ]

Kim Kardashian‘s panty-flash. [Socialite Life]

Chris Brown loves the gays, hates the gays. [The Blemish]

Adorable photos of Brad Pitt and family on the set of his new movie. [Caught on Set]

Sarah Carroll‘s nipslip. [Popbytes]

Teens take on aliens in Attack the Block. [LA Times]

Can someone please tell me what Johnny Weir was thinking yesterday? [OMGBlog]

Halle Berry‘s trying hard for attention these days. [INFDaily]

Marisa Miller looks hot. [Gossip Juice]

Is this the end of the Jersey Shore asshats? [Huff Po]

Jun 24, 2011 at 12:30 pm by Jenn

La Toya signs her memoir

I do honestly believe that Michael Jackson was a sad and misunderstood man-child, doomed to isolation, who never knew a normal life. Maybe a certain amount of retconning is required to arrive at that conclusion: I’m soft.

La Toya Jackson‘s new memoir, Starting Over, is a real downer. Much of the book centers on her brother’s paranoia that people were out to kill him (she still shares his suspicions, not to mention his fake nose). And while La Toya Jackson isn’t my go-to for facts-based narratives, this is some pretty dark stuff.

She holds that Michael Jackson warned her, on multiple occasions, that he was going to get offed:

‘La Toya, I’m going to be murdered for my music publishing catalog and my estate,’ he had told me again and again. Michael believed there was a conspiracy.

La Toya still suspects her brother’s business adviser, the mysterious Dr. Tohme Tohme, of leading a cabal against MJ:

As soon as he began acting as Michael’s business adviser, he fired key people who had been close to Michael for years. … Once Tohme shut out the rest of the world, he would be able to steer Michael toward business ventures that were profitable for Tohme and his friends.

La Toya adds that her brother was deeply wary of all drugs and medication, including aspirin, which makes his addiction to painkillers all the more out-of-character.

She also quotes Paris, alleging these were his last words to his now 13-year-old daughter:

Prince and I were arguing, and Daddy said, ‘Stop fighting with your brother. I’m not always going to be here, and you’re going to have to be the lady and watch over them.’

Paris remembers Michael’s last days, his body ravaged by illness:

Daddy was always cold. … He would sit and fall asleep by the fireplace. He would always cry. And we would watch to make sure everything was fine. … And he needed a doctor. And then, they turned the lights out. We were in the dark … and they cut the phones off.

True crime or shameless cash-in? Whether treachery really were afoot—or more likely, Michael Jackson simply suffered an untimely end—Michael’s family sure knows how to paint a grim picture.

Jun 24, 2011 at 11:30 am by Jenn

Charlie Sheen! Thumbs up!

(Photos via Facebook)

Artist Landon Meier’s nightmarishly realistic masks have been making the rounds at horror conventions nationwide (and on Regretsy, hee). He’s got baby masks, he’s got Jack Nicholson masks, but his most startling silicone likeness is probably that of Charlie Sheen.

Incredibly, the Charlie Sheen mask looks great from every angle—unlike cadaverous Charlie Sheen himself. Or, well, OK, they’re both pretty creepy. Either way, it’s like a cartoon come to life! Eek!

The masks are custom-made, with Charlie’s trademark bowl-cut painstakingly rooted by hand, so Mr. Meier has no trouble charging $2,500 a, uh, head.

Jun 24, 2011 at 10:30 am by Sarah

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I know it’s just the news you’ve been waiting for: that Kim Kardashian doesn’t stuff her pants or have, you know, weird (ass) implants of some sort.

Kim’s loving sister Khloe took it upon herself to post a photo of Kim standing next to what’s supposed to be an x-ray of Kim’s backside. However? It looks more like an enlarged gall bladder that probably belongs to Khloe, which Kim is now trying to pass off as her own. Ass, that is.

Um, good luck, ladies.

Jun 24, 2011 at 09:30 am by Sarah

So. Does anyone else think that Selena here kind of looks like Justin in the short silver-hair getup that she’s got going on at the 2:00 mark? And is as creeped out by it as I am mostly because of the visuals that follow?

Also, is Selena Gomez going to be a “thing” much like Jennifer Lopez or Kylie Minogue were a “thing”? Because I just can’t seem to get myself used to this little girl, I’m sorry.

Jun 24, 2011 at 08:30 am by Sarah

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What Jennifer Aniston‘s hair means for her new relationship. [Lainey Gossip]

I’m sure we’ll expect to see an alcohol-related death by year’s end now, right? [The Superficial]

Ron Artest needs another psych evaluation maybe. [Bossip]

This is Kristina Shannon’s new boyfriend. [Starpulse]

Leonardo DiCaprio is in love with Blake Lively. I’m sure her amazing T&A have nothing to do with it, either. [Cele|bitchy]

What’s the “huge new role” that all of the A-list actresses are fighting over? [Huff Po]

Your worst fears confirmed: this is what happens at bachelor parties. [The Frisky]

Kelly Brook models her new boobs. I mean, swimsuit line. I mean BOOBS. [Yeeeah]

WHO called George Clooney a player? [Rumor Fix]

Paz de la Huerta feels herself up in public. [INFDaily]

Lindsay drinks TEA, not BOOZE. [Amy Grindhouse]

Vampires: a metaphor for sex? [LA Times]

Mom puts toddler in Daisy Dukes and makes her shake her ass. [Bossip]