Christina Aguilera’s butt is all-natural. [The Superficial]

Game of Thrones at Comic-Con? [Lainey Gossip]

Rihanna falls onstage. [Bossip]

Miley Cyrus says that she feels all tragic and stuff over Ryan Dunn with her very own Twitpic. Birds of a feather and all that, I guess. [Starpulse]

The hottest chicks of summer 2011. [LA Times]

Leaked trailer for Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol. [Pajiba]

Photos of Kirstie Alley trying to stuff herself into a size two dress. [INFDaily]

Crystal Harris admits publicly that her engagement to Hefner was all a publicity stunt. [Amy Grindhouse]

10 Dumb luxury items for your beloved dogs. [The Frisky]

How the hell did Zuma Rossdale break his little arm? [Socialite Life]

Behind the scenes of Katy Perry‘s boobs. [Caught on Set]

Tom Hardy – hot no more. [Cele|bitchy]

John Cusack as Edgar Allan Poe: SO HOT. [ICYDK]

This was going to be a post about Lauren Conrad and her boyfriend of three years breaking it up, but two words into writing the headline, I realized that I totally didn’t give a crap and I’d be better suited to discussing how much Nicki Minaj makes me think of Jem.

I was a HUGE Jem fan when I was little – and incidentally, programming for the Hub in my area (is that a thing where you guys are?) started airing old episodes of Jem on Saturdays. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD THAT ROCKS? I’ve been burning through space on my DV-R and chanting “Jem is her name, no one else is the same, JEM IS HER NAME, YEAH” like it’s going out of style.

It’s getting kind of embarrassing, really. Especially when it happens while I’m in the grocery store, looking for bugs in my lettuce.

Are you loving Nicki’s Jem-style, too?

This? Is Megan Fox‘s latest interview with the long, drawn-out Armani campaign that she’s been pushing for something like eighteen months, now, at this point.

My favorite part of the interview? When Megan says that her favorite part of being pretty is when her stepson tells her that she’s beautiful. What a crock of saccharine-coated BS. You’re just not that all that nice, Megan.

Anyway, I guess if you’re not doing any movies or have any real projects in development, that you have to stay relevant somehow or another. A for effort, Megs, but I’m with Emily when I say that you’re just a poor man’s Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. Sorry, girl!

“Is Alicia Keys wearing stirrup pants?” That was my first reaction to many of these photos. Even though I couldn’t stop staring at the ageless, timeless, gorgeous Mary J. Blige, the stirrup pants question lingered in the back of my head. For real: Is Alicia Keys wearing stirrup pants? Also, Busta Rhymes put on quite a belly, that’s for certain. Last thing? Theo Huxtable just REFUSES TO AGE, doesn’t he.

OK, like three, anyway. It’s not like he swept the entire evening, even though he did win the best male R&B artist. And what the hell is that about, anyway? Naturally, I don’t like Chris Brown – and before all you bleeding hearts start in on about forgiving people their sins and whatever, let it be said that Chris Brown is just one messed-up dude, and if GMA didn’t prove that, y’all are blind – but looking objectively at his music? Meh. I don’t know. I could think of a thousand other R&B artists that deserve this award more than Brown does. The rest of the list, I’ve got no problem with – they were all pretty good, spot-on choices, but Chris Brown? Come on, guys. If there was anyone more full of shit than Chris Brown, there’d … wait, never mind. There IS nobody more full of shit than Chris Brown. My bad.

Viewer’s Choice
Chris Brown f/ Lil Wayne & Busta Rhymes – “Look at Me Now”

Best Female R&B Artist
Jennifer Hudson

Best Male R&B Artist
Chris Brown

Best Group
Diddy Dirty Money

Best Female Hip Hop Artist
Nicki Minaj

Best Male Hip Hop Artist
Kanye West

Best Collaboration
Chris Brown ft. Lil Wayne & Busta Rhymes, “Look At Me Now”

Best New Artist
Wiz Khalifa

YoungStars Award
Jaden Smith & Willow Smith

Best Gospel
Mary Mary

Centric Award
Marsha Ambrosius

Best International Act (Africa)
2Face Idibia (Nigeria)
D’ Banj (Nigeria)

Best International Act (UK)
Tinie Tempah

Best Actress
Taraji P. Henson

Best Actor
Idris Elba

Best Movie
For Colored Girls

Sportswoman of the Year
Serena Williams

Sportsman of the Year
Michael Vick

I get Lady Gaga, I do. She’s a wacky girl with a heart of gold. That’s fine, that’s whatever, she can do her thing, I don’t care. But this is where I draw the line.  ”This” being talking sincerely about the dream of Japan while keeping her eyes shut tight so you can check out her crazy makeup.  Because she’s so out there, you guys, did you get that? No one else has done what she’s doing.  Totally original, totally fresh.  And totally sincere about the tragedies that happened in Japan.  Ugh.

On a purely superficial level though, how weird are her anime eyes right here?  So creepy, right?