Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Nick Jonas is joining the Chippendales

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I mean, not officially or anything, but I’m assuming this is the next logical step for Nick Jonas, who is really working it for the gay fans (because I don’t assume any women are looking at and enjoying this) lately by stripping down at every available opportunity. He’s showing his asscrack, grabbing his dick and basically being a nice piece of eye candy for Adam and Steve, if you get my drift. No shade there, but let’s just be honest.

This latest spread is for Details – we’ve got no quotes or anything on the article, but I suppose nothing he has to say is going to be more interesting than the pictures, anyway, so it’s whatever. Enjoy!

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Stephen Collins can’t get work now that the world knows he’s a child molester

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Sure, Stephen Collins has a penchant for molesting young girls and lamenting his inability to rape his own child, but other than that, he’s a totally decent guy! So why is it that he can’t get work in Hollywood now JUST because he’s a depraved and sick individual?!

Stephen Collins says he’s now unemployable after audio of him confessing to child molestation surfaced.

Collins’ lawyer filed new legal docs — obtained by TMZ — in which he says the divorce trial between the actor and Faye Grant just got a whole lot easier, because there won’t be a fight over future income.

Collins’ lawyer says, “Faye’s decision to parade that recording … has resulted in Stephen having no income other than investment income and pension income.”

His lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, adds, “Stephen suffers greatly from the pillaring (sic) by the media surrounding Faye’s unlawful recording.

Newsflash, dipshit – it was completely legal in the state of California considering you committed multiple felonies and need to be prosecuted for it. Second of all, I love that he has the nerve to complain about no one hiring him because HE GOT CAUGHT BEING A DISGUSTING HUMAN BEING. What is wrong with the world?

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The Daily Links

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Taylor Swift is bringing out the “hoochie mama” these days, apparently [Popoholic]

Kate Middleton is looking well despite her pregnancy troubles [Lainey Gossip]

Andrew Garfield won’t talk about his relationship with Emma Stone [Socialite Life]

How is Eddie Murphy hanging on to his sugar baby? [Moe Jackson]

Are you tired of seeing Lady Gaga‘s nipples yet? [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Shailene Woodley thinks her boobs are great just as they are [Celebslam]

Are you ready for Christian Bale to be your Steve Jobs? [The Blemish]

Hollywood is only as good as its best personal assistants [theBERRY]

This is how LeAnn Rimes announces her Christmas tour [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Here’s your first look at Avengers: Age of Ultron [PopBytes]

Bethenny Frankel‘s daughter shouldn’t be on Real Housewives of New York [I'm Not Obsessed]

Minnie Driver has thoughts on desperate showbiz parents [ICYDK]

Bristol Palin blames the media for the Palin family brawl [Celebitchy]

Here are some photos of Kimberley Garner‘s underwear [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Lauren Conrad just got her first haircut in years [TooFab]

Uh oh, there’s no chemistry in ‘50 Shades of Grey‘ [The Frisky]

Here’s what you and your significant other should do on Halloween [Romance Beat]

Want to see Gwyneth Paltrow dancing to hip hop? Too bad! [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Here’s what Lupita Nyong’o has been up to lately [Lainey Gossip]

Kaley Cuoco has been spending a lot of time working out [Popoholic]

Can I interest you in a shirtless David Beckham on the beach? [Socialite Life]

Jennifer Lawrence will never give up her iPhone, no matter what [Moe Jackson]

Kelly Brook has released a new lingerie-filled calendar [Celebslam]

Jaime King knows how to rock that see-through dress [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Are George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin having a second wedding party? [Celebitchy]

What celebrity would you NOT want as a BFF? [Romance Beat]

Possible Victoria Justice butt selfie just for you [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Lady Gaga wants to remind you that it’s almost Halloween [The Blemish]

Brad Pitt and Zach Galifianakis make a hilarious duo on ‘Between Two Ferns’ [theBERRY]

Reese Witherspoon still knows how to shop ’til she drops [I'm Not Obsessed]

Gwen Stefani is back with another new song, ‘Baby Don’t Lie’ [PopBytes]

Jenny McCarthy shares too much info on Donnie Wahlberg‘s penis [TooFab]

Kristen Stewart is really, really happy these days. Really. [The Frisky]

 

 

Prince Harry is looking really dapper, as per usual [Lainey Gossip]

Why is Olivia Munn wearing a bunch of feathers on her body? [Celebslam]

Russell Brand has thoughts on Renee Zellweger’s new face

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Renee Zellweger disappeared for a couple years and when she came back, she had a brand new face. Crazy, right? She says it’s just because she’s living a healthier lifestyle now, and while most people with a working brain know that’s total bullshit, Russell Brand doesn’t care either way – he thinks it’s all down to feminism and everyone needs to leave her alone.

Say what you will about Russell’s approach, but I love him, and he makes a valid point. Duh, Renee Zellweger is in the public eye and under a ridiculous amount of pressure to stay youthful and perfect and blah blah blah (as you remember, my issue was more with the lying about it than the doing it, but that’s neither here nor there) – and pointing out all the INSANE amount of coverage this has received really brings it home just how nuts we are as a society, myself included.

However, side note: do you think Russell is back on the drugs? I know he’s generally pretty excitable, but he seems slightly manic in this video…

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Lamar Odom won’t sign Khloe Kardashian’s divorce papers

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Khloe Kardashian finally did the smart thing and rid herself of her cheating crackhead of a husband, Lamar Odom, sometime last year. However, now that she’s trying to make things official and get a divorce, he’s refusing to sign the papers and in fact has gone completely off the radar and hasn’t been in touch with anyone for weeks. Uh oh.

From People:

The former NBA player, 34, isn’t making it easy for the reality star, 30, to enter the next phase of her life. Odom has yet to file his own response to Kardashian’s initial divorce filing – and in fact, has not been seen or heard from in several weeks.

“He needs to sign papers and he won’t,” a source close to the Kardashians tells PEOPLE. “He disappears here and there, and she can’t find him. She just wants to move on.”

According to papers filed by a Los Angeles Superior Court Family judge on Oct. 9, Kardashian must now make a choice – either file a Request to Enter a Default, or a Request for Dismissal.

Request to Enter a Default is used either when a spouse who has been served fails to respond within 30 days, or the respondent spouse cannot be located.

A Request For Dismissal is used when one or both parties decide to essentially cancel the divorce filing altogether.

Dear God. I don’t know if Lamar is purposely being an asshole or he’s just drowned so far in his addiction now that he can’t see the light of day. I don’t know that it matters either way, really – she needs to get that shit done and over with and never have contact with him again. What a mess.

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Tori Spelling is having a nervous breakdown

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Tori Spelling was hospitalized over the weekend with ebola-like symptoms (which she believed was actually pneumonia), but now it seems like the issue is more mental than physical, or at least a combination of both – basically, she’s having a breakdown.

From TMZ:

Our sources tell TMZ … it all came to a head when Tori checked herself into Cedars-Sinai Medical Center over the weekend. We’re told her “Ebola scare” was all a ruse … “a lie” to cover up what we’re told is her crumbling personal life.

Our sources are consistent about the problems that have caused Tori to lose it:

Her marriage is dangerously on the rocks. We’re told Tori had a nuclear argument with Dean recently over a nanny he wanted to hire who she felt put the kids at risk. But the bigger problem — we’re told she’s telling people he’s skipping AA meetings and fears he’s close to drinking again. Tori’s biggest fear … alcohol is what Dean says caused him to cheat.

Tori and Dean are financially strapped if not flat broke. Candy is not helping her out financially, and they’ve blown through her $800K inheritance from Aaron Spelling. She’s freaking out that she’s turning 42 and believes her scripted career is over, and her reality career is shaky.

Tori is faking illness to the point she is actually making herself sick. The Ebola craziness was never real … but Tori created such drama around it, staying up days at a time and not eating … she made herself sick and her health is compromised.

One very close friend is trying to stage an intervention, telling TMZ, “I am hoping that shedding some light on it for all of her fans to read may actually lead her to seek some change in her life …kind of like David Hasselhoff watching the drunk video of himself eating a hamburger.”

Unfortunately, TMZ tends to be pretty spot on with stuff like that. Also, let’s put it in context with the caption Tori put with the above photo on her Instagram page:

This sick in hospital I finally see how quickly life can take it all away frm you. We all need 2 step up frm inside& go 4 it! W/our friends by our side. Sadly I’ve finally faced truth that 1 person will never be there 4 me #TrueTori

Damn. Homegirl is a mess. Sucks to see people suffering/not well under any circumstances, so hopefully she recovers (in whatever sense) soon.

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Lena Dunham’s Green Hair: Hell Yes Or God No?

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No one divides people quite like Lena Dunham. She’s really one of those celebs that people either love or hate. Being on the cover of Vogue seemed to earn her more fans, after the whole photoshopping fiasco, but she’s still one of those celebs that people have very mixed feelings over. So I’m curious about what you all think about her new green hair, which she debuted on her Instagram:

 

Newly minted for the Canadian leg of the tour thanks to @tanneyb @rheannewhite

A photo posted by Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) on

What do we think: is it a “hell, yes” or a “God, no”? Personally, I think it actually suits her. It’s cute. I gotta say though, I actually really liked her platinum blonde hair, and had she just stuck with that, I wouldn’t have been mad. I’m not mad now, but I don’t know if it’s necessarily better. Of course, it’s her own damn hair and she can do whatever she wants with it, but let’s weigh in: hell yes, or God no?

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