Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Robert Pattinson’s new girlfriend is a bit unexpected

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I know we’ve seen some strange couples as of late, but who would have ever thought that Robert Pattinson would hook up with FKA Twigs? If you’re not familiar with FKA Twigs, she’s an amazing artist out of the UK who does a lot of trip hop (if I can describe it that way) and is all-around amazing. She’s also the person Katy Perry clearly stole her recent hairstyle inspiration from.

From US Weekly:

“Tahliah thinks he is unbelievably handsome,” the source adds of the 26-year-old London-based artist, adding that the new duo met through mutual friends.

Tahliah has been generating buzz as of late, having just released her first album, LP1, earlier this year. Critics have acknowledged the emerging artist who also serves as her own music producer and video director.

Another source close to Kristen Stewart’s ex tells Us, “It’s early [on] but they’re having fun.”

Pattinson and Tahliah, who bonded over their love for music, were spotted leaving Bowery Hotel eatery Gemma last week.

Well, RPattz has always been into his ~indie music~ so I suppose in that sense, this isn’t the craziest pairing ever. He’s just so mainstream (whether he likes it or not) and it’s a bit shocking to see him with someone who is still essentially an up-and-comer. I wonder how long this will last!

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The Daily Links

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The GQ Men of the Year Awards saw some pretty hot guys, if that’s your thing [Socialite Life]

Wendy Williams does not have a penis [Celebslam]

What’s a whole lot of boob there, Daisy Lowe [Moe Jackson]

Justin Bieber rides an ATV, looks like more of an idiot than ever [Lainey Gossip]

Jourdan Dunn wore a see-through dress on the red carpet [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Looks like Kaley Cuoco had a fun Labor Day [Romance Beat]

Benedict Cumberbatch brought his bouncy curls out to play [Celebitchy]

Sara Malakul Lane looks great in lingerie [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

McKayla Maroney was underage when those nude pics you saw were taken [The Frisky]

We would totally be BFF with Kristen Wiig – who wouldn’t? [theBERRY]

Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo are covered in blood for some reason [TooFab]

Tom Brady and dad are modeling for Uggs [Celebuzz]

Melanie Iglesias wore lingerie for the NY Post [The Blemish]

Kanye West ranted at Jay Pharoah for impersonating him [PopBytes]

Magic Mike XXL has begun filming – who’s excited? [I'm Not Obsessed]

Padma Lakshmi and her daughter are adorable in NYC [ICYDK]

Idris Elba takes his muscles for a run on the set of his new movie [Socialite Life]

Is it possible Eiza Gonzalez is the hottest woman in Hollywood? [Celebslam]

Paris Hilton got really dirty in a bathing suit [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Jessie J really should have re-thought her dress… [Moe Jackson]

Don’t forget about Timothy Olyphant, whatever you do [Lainey Gossip]

Shailene Woodley did some topless scenes or something [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

I still can’t decide which celebrity has the cutest baby [Romance Beat]

Prince William and Kate Middleton caught being “suspiciously affectionate” [Celebitchy]

We all want to be Beyonce sometimes, right? [theBERRY]

Snooki‘s son meets JWoww‘s daughter and it’s adorable [TooFab]

Let’s all sit back and enjoy Rihanna in a bikini [Celebuzz]

Chris Tucker owes the IRS a hefty $14 million [The Blemish]

Emmy Rossum is your latest Cosmo cover girl [I'm Not Obsessed]

Nicole Scherzinger is back in London – happy days! [ICYDK]

Robin Thicke is partying a little too hard, according to police

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Robin Thicke has finally given up on his marriage to Paula Patton after sticking his dick in one too many women for her liking. Now, in the aftermath of the realization of what a prick he is, he’s really learned his lesson and is getting his life together… NOT. He’s actually getting way too drunk and playing music so loudly that the police had to be called to his house.

From TMZ:

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … the LAPD was called to Thicke’s home in the Hollywood Hills late Monday night, into Tuesday morning, after neighbors complained about loud music.

We’re told Thicke appeared to be drunk — no big deal since he was partying at home — but also had a “total disregard” for the cops. After agreeing to lower the volume, we’re told Robin cranked it up again once the officers walked away. So they wrote him up for loud music.

A source close to Robin tells us he actually apologized to police.

We’re told this was the 2nd night within the last week police went to Robin’s house for noise complaints. such ticket in the last week.

I suppose we’re all meant to feel bad for poor Robin, who’s obviously spiraling and out of control. What a poor, pitiful, sad little man. He’s all alone! His wife left him! Whatever will he do? Who knows, who cares? Not me. Instead of using this experience and getting his life together, I have a feeling he’ll instead use it to become even more of an asshole and set a super excellent example for his kid.

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Kim Kardashian gets naked for GQ’s Woman of the Year cover

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For some reason, it seems someone at GQ decided that Kim Kardashian deserved the title of Woman of the Year. As part of this honour, Kim got the September cover of the magazine, as well as a multi-page spread (so to speak) in the magazine in which she wears zero clothes, shows a little nipple, gets her ass out and basically makes herself seem really, really trashy.

I know this woman has become famous for having sex on camera and in no way do I shame or look down upon sex workers. Do your thing, ladies and gents! No shade here. But Kim’s whole thing of “I’m a mother now, I’m more private, I am a classy businesswoman” is such bullshit when she strips down and poses for photos with ZERO artistic merit. I mean, come on – these shots are pornography. Own up to it, at the very least.

Full photos behind the cut – but I warn you, they are definitely NSFW.

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Cee Lo Green: It’s not rape if she’s unconscious

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Cee Lo Green is everyone’s favourite Voice coach who has a bizarre obsession with animals… and apparently raping women. Remember how he got accused of spiking a woman’s drink and then subsequently raping her? Well, turns out this nasty little minion doesn’t think it’s rape if a woman is unconscious, and he has no problems proclaiming such on Twitter (that is, until his lawyer tells him it’s a bad idea).

From Billboard:

After CeeLo Green pleaded no contest Friday to one felony count of furnishing ecstasy to a woman during a 2012 dinner in Los Angeles, the singer voiced his opinion over the matter online Sunday in a series of questionable Tweets.

In posts later deleted from his account but preserved elsewhere, the “Fuck You” singer and former The Voice coach tweeted, “People who have really been raped REMEMBER!!!”

“If someone is passed out they’re not even WITH you consciously! so WITH Implies consent,” he added, among other posts, engaging with fans over the issues of his felony case.

Later, Green deleted the tweets and admitted to doing so when asked, saying, “yes I did. I will not allow that negative energy to loiter on my time line u still got it so keep it! I’m deleting this too”

Monday, Green returned to Twitter with a cooler head, posting an apology that his comments were “taken so far out of context” and stating “I’d never condone the harm of any women.”

Oh, and in case anyone thinks it’s a pack of lies and he never said any of this, someone was smart enough to screencap before he deleted the tweets, then apologized, then deleted his entire account.


Please prosecute this nasty bald-headed little fucker. Absolutely disgusting.

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No one wants Ashlee Simpson’s wedding photos

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Ashlee Simpson and fiancé Evan Ross made good on their engagement plans last weekend by marrying in a lavish ceremony… that no big news publication wants to pay for pictures of, apparently. You see, the Simpson family is famous for hawking pictures of major life events – they’ve counted on it for income for over a decade. The problem is, no one’s buying Ashlee’s shit.

From the New York Daily News:

“The Simpsons have a long history of selling pictures to magazines,” an insider tells Confidenti@l. “When Jessica was at the peak of her success with Nick Lachey, her dad made an exclusive several-part deal with OK! magazine. Just a few months ago, Jessica sold her most recent wedding pictures to People for $300,000. But now it seems no one cares about Ashlee anymore.”

“The only outlet that had expressed any real interest is People,” another insider said. “But they made it clear that a picture of the two sisters together would be better than a picture of Ashlee alone or with her groom. And (People) will not guarantee a cover.”

An hour after Confidenti@l contacted Simpson’s rep Janet Ringwood for comment, wedding photos were suddenly, and not exclusively, released for sale to any magazines or papers that were interested — in the late afternoon on Labor Day!

Well, that sucks. But seriously, can you name one thing Ashlee Simpson has done in the past 5 years BESIDES get married? I sure can’t – so why the hell is anyone acting like she’s still a celebrity?

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Angelina Jolie’s kids drew on her wedding dress

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have always insisted that their decision to get married – and the wedding itself – was all about their kids, who were really into the idea. It seems that’s actually the case, as Angelina donned a pretty interesting dress when she tied the knot with Brad last weekend.

Here’s the scoop from US Weekly:

In the first photos, on the new cover of the UK’s HELLO! magazine, the happy bride affectionately kisses her now-husband Pitt.

“It was important to us that the day was relaxed and full of laughter. It was such a special day to share with our children and a very happy time for our family,” Brad and Angelina told the mag.

As previously reported by Us Weekly, the couple wed in a small intimate ceremony in a chapel in Chateau Miraval in France. “It was a non-denominational civil ceremony,” a spokesperson for the couple told Us in a statement. “It was very much a family affair.”

A family affair indeed. Not only did Jolie’s dress feature artwork drawn by kids Maddox, 13, Pax, 10, Zahara, 9, Shiloh, 8, and six-year-old twins Vivienne and Knox, the children were also active in the nuptials.

Jolie walked down the aisle with Maddox and Pax, while Zahara and Vivienne “threw petals, gathered from the garden,” the spokesperson previously told Us. “Shiloh and Knox were the ring bearers.”

Aw, well that’s sweet. I think it’s extra sweet that they really did do this for the kids and would have been perfectly fine not ever getting married if it wasn’t for them. I do think they will be together for a long ass time – like, think Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins time (they were the best couple EVER). I dunno, I just think they work!

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