Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Is Sandra Bullock The Most Beautiful Woman In The World?

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People magazine thinks so – they named Sandra Bullock the World’s Most Beautiful Woman for 2015, and if you think that’s bullshit, you’re not alone. Random Twitter users started bitching and moaning as soon as the list was released yesterday. But haters need to step right to the left, because Sandra is a bonafide QUEEN and deserves every accolade going. Is the the most physically attractive woman on the planet? Maybe not, but I think she’s beautiful.

Think of it this way: Sandy B has been through some BULLSHIT. Her husband cheated on her MULTIPLE times and was a dickhead to begin with, she was then left to raise her gorgeous kid alone (which isn’t really a bad thing), she’s had a stalker break into her damn house and she had to hide in the closet to call 911… like, things haven’t really been all that easy. That being said, she is one of the most delightfully kind, graceful, poised, intelligent, and funny ladies in Hollywood, and I think that’s worth celebrating.

Sandy isn’t really feeling the whole ‘Most Beautiful’ thing, though, and told the mag that she didn’t tell anyone about it and doesn’t take it seriously. Classic Sandy.

What do you think? Are you a closet Sandra Bullock lover? What’s your favourite SB movie? If I had to pick, I’d say probably The Heat or… MAYBE Lake House, because it’s so ridic.

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Kristen Stewart And Her Girlfriend Are Still Going Strong

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While haters were claiming that Kristen Stewart was going to be all devastated to learn that her ex, Robert Pattinson, had gotten engaged, I was calling BS from the beginning, because clearly KStew has been going strong with girlfriend Alicia for a long ass time, and RPattz putting a ring on FKA Twigs‘ finger isn’t going to change that.

The ladies were spotted at Coachella this past weekend, being cute and casual and way too hipsterish for my tastes, but I love Kristen, so I’ll let it slide.

Love it!

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Rihanna “Doesn’t Give A Dick” About Leonardo DiCaprio

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Rihanna is getting ready to release her new album, R8, at SOME point – God only knows when, since even though she’s released three singles from it already, there’s not a release date in sight. But she’s hitting the promo trail pretty hardcore leading up to it, and her latest interview is with V Magazine, in which she goes neon, gets her ass out and tells us all that she doesn’t give two shits about rumours that she’s hooking up with Leonardo DiCaprio, among other things.

On her relationship with Leo staying private: “Do I even give a dick about that anymore?”

On responding to people who say she’s taken time off: “I didn’t actually take time off. The past two years are the hardest I’ve ever worked. I’ve been working on two albums, an animated film, shooting for multiple magazines, designing for Puma and Stance [socks], a new line of fragrances, a summer tour, I launched my first annual Diamond Ball at the end of last year, and I’ve also been developing several projects to be revealed in the near future.”

R8: “Dude, I’m in love with my interludes. This one called ‘James,’ joint is on constant repeat. [The album is] soulful and aggressive, whether it’s lyrically, musically, or just the tone of my voice.”

“The thing that made me fall in love with [‘FourFiveSeconds’] is the juxtaposition of the music and the lyrics,” she told V. “When you read the lyrics it’s a completely different song than what you are hearing. The music is easygoing, but the lyrical content is very loud and in your face. In performing this, the key was to make sure the aggression wasn’t lost.”

Yikes. I gotta say, I stan for Ri, but she actually released ‘James’ this week and frankly, I’m not all that impressed:

Like, what? No. I want this to be good, I really do. I refuse to give up on the queen.

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John Travolta Wants Scientology Haters To “Read A Book”

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Oh, John Travolta. You just keep on cruising for men at your local gym in the middle of the night, groping masseurs, and being brainwashed by a cult that controls your entire career, honey. It’s okay – you’re staying on your lane. Wouldn’t wanna lose all those millions of dollars! But don’t start your bullshit and act like anyone who sees through the “religious” facade of Scientology are uneducated. In fact, it’s quite the opposite, but you don’t seem to get that.

Here’s what he had to say on Good Morning America:

“People really need to take time and read a book. You know, that’s my advice. You can read ‘New Slant on Life,’ you can read ‘Dianetics.’

“I think if you really read it, you’ll understand it, but unless you do that, you’ll speculate, and I think that’s a mistake to do that,” said Travolta.

“Sometimes when something really works well, it becomes a target,” he said. “You know, 40 years for me, I’ve been part, and I’ve loved every minute of it.”

“I’ve saved lives with it,” Travolta said. “Saved my own life several times. Through my loss of my son [Jett, in 2009], it helped me every step of the way for two years solid.”

Okey doke. Look, people can believe anything as long as they’re not hurting anyone else with it. If Travolta wants to believe he was descended from aliens and needs to spend his life casting off an extraterrestrial curse to find his inner truth, fair enough, bro. Do your thing.

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Jessa Duggar Is Pregnant, Of Course

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Jessa Duggar married boyfriend Ben Sewald late last year, and they couldn’t wait to start ripping each other’s clothes off and going at it. Hell, they apparently didn’t even make it out of the church! I called it early on that she’d end up pregnant pretty soon, and that’s exactly what’s happened. Jessa and Ben are expecting their first child!

“We’re expecting!” Jessa, 22, tells PEOPLE. “We are so excited. The due date is November first, our wedding anniversary.” Adds Ben, 19, “We are looking forward to being parents.”

Uh, did two human beings put this statement out, or did robots put it together? I mean, use contraction’s, for goodness’ sake.

“I am feeling pretty good,” says Jessa. “The morning sickness was different every day. It’s getting better, but I’m still hanging on to the heartburn. And I don’t have any super-serious food cravings.”

Before church one Sunday morning, Jessa says she took a pregnancy test and brought it in to show Ben.

“I said, ‘Hey Ben, guess what? Yeah, you’re a dad.’ We couldn’t believe it,” Jessa says. “We are so excited. We have started talking baby names. It is one of those things that is so special, picking a name for a baby.”

Is she worried about having a horrendous 70-hour labour like her older sister Jill, who gave birth on April 6th (MY BIRTHDAY!)? Nah… for now.

“I am not comparing, not worrying about what could happen, we are just getting prepared,” Jessa says. “I think having this first year together to share our lives, just the two of us, has been special. We are definitely excited to be parents.”

Congrats, I guess. Here’s a creepy pic Jessa’s sister-in-law Anna posted on social media as a form of celebration:

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That’s Jill on the left, Anna in the middle. Man oh man.

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Kylie Jenner’s Lips Are Causing Permanent Damage

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I seriously wish I was kidding with this, but I’m most definitely not. Kylie Jenner‘s lips have been a topic of discussion for the past year or so, with everyone speculating whether she’d had collagen injections or if it was just a case of extreme over-lining. While Kylie swears it’s the latter, it doesn’t really matter because fans are desperate to get the Kylie look… even if it means permanently injuring themselves.

The #kyliejennerchallenge has been circulating on the internet the past few days, and basically requires you to suck on a shot glass with your lips inside in an effort to “plump” them like hers. What’s resulted is these idiot kids ending up with busted ass lips and in some cases, permanent nerve damage. Oh, and it looks terrible. I’ll throw a couple pics (just two of many) behind the cut because they’re pretty graphic, but Jesus Christ – what is wrong with kids? We did some stupid shit in my days, but this really is something else.

Things have gotten so bad that Kylie was forced to speak out against this nonsense on her Twitter page:

Yikes. See the pics behind the cut.

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Jared Leto as The Joker – First Pictures

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Because I don’t keep up with these things, it was a surprise to me to learn that Jared Leto is playing The Joker in the upcoming Suicide Squad movie. But he is! It’s all happening! And now we have what appear to be “first look” pictures, not only of Jared on set in some amount of makeup, as seen above, but also a grainy picture of him holding a picture of himself in what might be full makeup, even though you can’t really make it out clearly since this picture was likely taken from like 3 blocks away with an extreme zoom lens.

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What do we think, then? Will Jared do it justice? It’s a pretty iconic role, after all.

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