0The Afternoon Links

Charlie Sheen‘s engagement party was more expensive than most weddings [Celebitchy]

Robert Downey Jr. has a Twitter account now [Lainey Gossip]

Jessica Simpson is looking so good these days [ICYDK]

Abbey Clancy looks way too hot in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Adriana Lima has a nice pair of boobs on her [Celebslam]

Are you ready to be blown away by Lea Michele? [Fishwrapper]

Leonardo DiCaprio‘s girlfriend does topless sunbathing [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

You recognize these actors, but do you know their names? [theBERRY]

Looks like Jaden Smith got a new job! [PopBytes]

Kim Kardashian wants no more than three kids [Splash News Online]

Nope, still don’t like Sky Ferreira at all [OMG Blog]

Conan O’Brien gave himself American Hustle hair [The Frisky]

Taylor Swift has a boyfriend checklist, obviously [Moe Jackson]

Andy Cohen is going in on the Real Housewives [Bossip]

Why shouldn’t Heidi Klum go topless in Mexico? [Celebuzz]

Nicole Scherzinger went on a bootylicious dog walk [Popoholic]

Channing Tatum wants you to brace yourself for the ‘Magic Mike’ sequel [I'm Not Obsessed]

Kourtney Kardashian will never marry Scott Disick [Starpulse]

Kate Middleton‘s dress looks like a banana? [Bohomoth]

Mischa Barton still has it! [Fishwrapper]

Gigi Hadid is one sexy lady [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Kim Kardashian thinks she’s Audrey Hepburn now [Socialite Life]

Girls have it so easy, right? (No.) [The Blemish]

Emma Stone looked beautiful in Berlin [Celebitchy]

Jon Hamm brought his emotions to Sesame Street [The Frisky]

Gwen Stefani is out of the cave and back on the streets [Lainey Gossip]

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were making out at Coachella [ICYDK]

Dina Lohan is GUILTY! [Celebslam]

Mila Kunis and James Franco are in the ‘Third Person’ trailer [Moe Jackson]

Khloe Kardashian thinks French Montana is a “great guy” [Celebuzz]

James Maslow is a perfect ten, really [I'm Not Obsessed]

Adam Lambert is really grateful for his fans [Socialite Life]

April 16, 2014 at 1:00 pm by Evil Beet

1Kris Jenner has full-time security to protect her from her stalker

I’m not quite sure who on god’s green earth would want to stalk anyone in the Kardashian or Jenner family, but apparently it takes all kinds and it has happened. Last month, Kim Kardashian came face-to-face with a stalker outside of momager Kris Jenner‘s house, and now Kris has two full-time security guards WITH GUNS to watch her house 24/7 and make sure the crazies (the other crazies, of course) stay away.

Kardashian sources tell TMZ, guards are parked outside the family home in 2 vehicles which monitor her Hidden Hills estate 24 hours a day — and the guards are ARMED.

We’re told she’s paying several thousand bucks a month for the hired muscle.

Kris has had her share of scares over the last year — threatening phone calls, paparazzi intruders, SWAT pranks — but the stinker was the last straw.

TMZ broke the story, the 20-year-old man was taken into custody after allegedly sneaking onto Kris’ property. Kim called security, who then alerted police. We’re told the kid claimed he was Kendall Jenner’s boyfriend and Justin Bieber’s stepbrother. Oh yeah, and he smelled like death.

Well, that’s lovely. But again, what is wrong with these people? Anyone sick enough to stalk a celebrity is one thing, but Kris Jenner? It’s a whole new low.

April 16, 2014 at 11:30 am by Jennifer

0Leonardo DiCaprio has a whole lot of beach look

Leonardo DiCaprio is at the point in life when a man bun is worth aspiring to. Is this all Jared Leto‘s fault? Either way, Leo took his current model piece, 21-year-old Toni Garrn, to Bora Bora recently for some fun in the sun, and it looks like they had a great time.

There’s not much else to this story – but do you need anything else when Leo DiCaprio has a man bun? I don’t think so. It’s sort of hilarious how anti-commitment he is and how she keeps going through all these models nonstop. In my head, it’s all because he is meant to be with Kate Winslet and he can’t commit to anyone but her… and yep, that’s 100% realistic, I’m sure.

April 16, 2014 at 9:30 am by Jennifer

0The Morning Links

Are Charlize Theron and Sean Penn getting married? [Lainey Gossip]

Catherine Zeta-Jones has a new haircut and it’s awful [Celebitchy]

How did Emily Blunt just have a baby? [ICYDK]

Finally we’ve got some Pink bikini pics [Celebslam]

I think Ice Cube might be having a bit of a meltdown [PopBytes]

Let’s all pray for JWoww, okay? [Fishwrapper]

Emily Dindonato showed her boobs in a magazine [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

We’re all excited about the new Leprechaun movie, right? [OMG Blog]

What does Lady Gaga look like without Photoshop? [theBERRY]

Kym Marsh certainly knows how to dress [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Adriana Lima and Candice Swanepoel are heating up London [Moe Jackson]

Chingy apparently lost his record deal for dating a transsexual [Bossip]

Beyoncé and Jay-Z are going on tour this summer [Celebuzz]

Admit it: Hilary Duff looks great in overalls [Popoholic]

Is Mila Kunis having a boy or a girl? [I'm Not Obsessed]

Why did Simon Cowell bring his baby to the beach? [Splash News Online]

Candice Accola knows how to wear a bikini [The Blemish]

This is how Emma Watson spent her 24th birthday [Socialite Life]

Brandy called off her engagement [Starpulse]

Would you wear Kendall Jenner‘s hoodie? [The Frisky]

Is Elizabeth Gillies winning the sexy selfie game? [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Liv Tyler still eats carbs! Suck it! [Bohomoth]

Did Brad Pitt get caught in a gay scandal? [Celeb Dirty Laundry]

Taylor Swift is a full blown New Yorker now [Lainey Gossip]

Is Chelsea Handler really in the running to replace Craig Ferguson [Celebitchy]

Bradley Cooper and Suki Waterhouse are back together [ICYDK]

Karlie Kloss looks good in lingerie, by the way [Celebslam]

Orlando Bloom has a nice butt [OMG Blog]

Emma Stone has the saddest dress of all [Fishwrapper]

Looks like Paul Walker‘s brothers will complete ‘Fast & Furious 7′ [Moe Jackson]

Max Emerson is one sexy male model [Socialite Life]

April 16, 2014 at 8:29 am by Evil Beet

1Lorde goes glam on the cover of ‘Teen Vogue’

Lorde may not be your typical fashion magazine cover star, but she does look pretty glam on the May cover of Teen Vogue. In the issue, she talks about how she’s feminine, sure, but she’s also a giant tomboy and loves wearing boy clothes.

When it comes to her usual appearance, Lorde is the first to admit that her style is on the plainer side. Although she understands there are “expectations in [the] industry about looking a certain way,” Lorde tells the mag she prefers her tomboy look.

“I am feminine,” she tells the mag, “but I really love dressing in boys’ clothes too. I guess that’s why I get labeled as ‘the grumpy girl,’ because I don’t play into that.”

Nice. Personally, I think the whole idea of “boys clothes” and all of that has gone down the drain in recent years because the tomboy look IS actually the height of fashion and has been feminized and all of that, but I guess I’m picking up what she’s putting down.

I know I’ve said before that I find Lorde occasionally obnoxious, but the more I think about it, I do really appreciate the alternative she provides for the teen girls that look up to her. She’s pretty great, in that sense.

April 16, 2014 at 7:30 am by Jennifer

1Oh dear, Miley Cyrus is in the hospital after an “allergic reaction”

Miley Cyrus had to cancel a concert in Kansas City on Tuesday Night as she was rushed to hospital with an “allergic reaction”. Apparently this had to do with some antibiotics she was on, but my guess is it was drug/alcohol related. Here’s the statement from the venue:

Miley Cyrus’ “Bangerz” tour date scheduled for tonight, April 15, at Sprint Center in Kansas City has been cancelled. Cyrus has been hospitalized for a severe allergic reaction to antibiotics and has been placed on medical rest by her doctors. She will not be able to perform as scheduled.

Huh. Seems… weird. And according to TMZ, I’m sorta right on the money. That whole “my dog died and then I got a new one but then I gave it away after a few days” thing apparently got to her and she had to party the pain away, which landed her in the ER.

Miley Cyrus may have been rushed to the hospital because of a bad reaction to antibiotics, but we’re told the reason she was on the meds was because she wore herself down by hard partying and an emotional meltdown over the death of her dog.

Sources connected to Miley tell TMZ … she has been “an emotional mess” since her dog Floyd died earlier this month.  We’re told she had crying fits and has been unable to sleep.

Our sources say Miley’s escape has been partying … as one person said, “She’s been off the rails since this happened.”  We’re told she’s been drinking a lot and drugs are also involved.

We’re told Miley was on meds because she got sick from being extremely worn down.

Yep, sounds about right. Homegirl is a mess and I don’t think things will be getting better with her anytime soon. Meanwhile, she’s sticking to her “allergic reaction” story and is really sorry for disappointing her fans.

April 16, 2014 at 6:30 am by Jennifer