BULLSHIT RUMOR ALERT! Prince Harry is apparently “secretly dating” Emma Watson. I am calling this a “bullshit rumor alert” because the best source we can get on this one is Women’s Day Australia who claims to have an “exclusive” on the whole fake thing. Excuse me for being cynical, folks, but here we are. So reveal to us what’s in your chamber of secrets, Women’s Day!

After numerous failed relationships, it looks like notorious bachelor Prince Harry has found love with gorgeous Harry Potter star Emma Watson.

Woman’s Day can exclusively reveal the pair are having secret dates with each other and are getting to know each other quite well.

When Harry heard she had split from her British rugby player boyfriend Matthew Janney at the end of last year, he called on mutual friends to help him hook up with the actress.

He then sent Emma a short email saying that he would “like to get to know her” and invited her out.

Although 12 other friends went along too to make Emma feel a little more comfortable, the pair hit it off!

“Harry didn’t want her to feel like she was put on the spot,” explains one insider. “A party also shows he’s fun and not stuffy.”

“He’s smitten – and it’s more than Emma’s looks.”

The good news is, Emma has already met some of the family! She met Harry’s brother Prince William last year at a cancer charity event and has also met his dad Prince Charles.

Wait, wait — she needed “12 other friends” to come along on their date? Twelve other friends??? Let’s pretend for a moment that this story is true. Who the hell doesn’t trust a guy enough to the point where she needs to bring along 12 people on their date? I guess when it’s Prince Harry. I still remember the time when he dressed up as freakin’ Nazi. I’m never letting that one go.

So anyway, there you have it. On a scale of bullshit to total bullshit, where do you rate this story?

(Note: if it turns out that I’m wrong and this story is not bullshit — which will not happen — I will forgive Prince Harry and become a fan of his, forever.)