Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Screech pleads not guilty to stabbing charges

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I feel like Dustin Diamond will forever be trying to prove that he’s nothing like his Saved by the Bell character Screech and is actually a ~total badass~ and that’s why he’s turned into such a hot ass mess in his later years. His latest woes come in the form of charges stemming from the time he stabbed a dude in a bar fight – charges which he pleaded ‘not guilty’ to in court this week.

“I’m feeling very positive about the outcome [of the trial],” [Diamond's attorney Thomas] Alberti tells PEOPLE. “The deeper we dig the more confident we feel about the outcome. The police and the prosecutor provided us with video and witness reports and everything we see completely supports what we said all along happened so we feel very good about it.”

Diamond told police the bar fight started after he refused to shake hands with a woman who was bumping into his 27-year-old fiancé. The couple was arrested a short time after they left the bar.

I mean, obviously he stabbed the guy. He’s a (former?) drug addict and a complete lunatic. Did anybody watch his season of Celebrity Big Brother? I mean, come on!

For reference, Screech was charged with “second-degree recklessly endangering safety, disorderly conduct and carrying a concealed weapon” upon his arrest at the Grand Avenue Saloon on Christmas Day. Drinking at a bar on Christmas Day? I love it.

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The Daily Links


Jake Gyllenhaal will never be your hero, baby [Lainey Gossip]

We haven’t really caught up with Jude Law in a while… [Socialite Life]

Well hello there again, Miley Cyrus‘ butt – nice to see you [Popoholic]

This is how Lauren Pope does pasties – enjoy! [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Damn! Kesha is looking amazingly gorgeous these days [Moe Jackson]

Good to see Gwyneth Paltrow is embracing the side boob [Celebslam]

Get ready – here’s your new ‘Supergirl’! [The Blemish]

Shay Mitchell is doing bikini videos now [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Rider Strong is a dad now, if you care! [The Frisky]

Aw, ain’t that cute – Adele and Lady Gaga are friends! [I'm Not Obsessed]

Julianne Moore got “iced out” by Madonna [Too Fab]

Do you believe Tom Brady about DeflateGate? [Celebitchy]

Disney characters come to life as real celebs [theBERRY]

Benedict Cumberbatch is back in his Sherlock pants [Celebuzz]

What if men acted in real life the way they do on dating apps? [Romance Beat]

Robin Thicke is dragging Paula Patton into his ‘Blurred Lines’ lawsuit [ICYDK]

Johnny Depp, Gwyneth Paltrow and Paul Bettany have secrets to reveal [Socialite Life]

Why does Charlize Theron look like she wants to hit someone? [Lainey Gossip]

Does Kristen Stewart do anything besides buy coffee these days? [Popoholic]

Demi Lovato needs to be careful around pervert photographers [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Newsflash: Jennifer Connelly is still absolutely stunning [Moe Jackson]

Did the world honestly need a Hilary Swank nude photo shoot? [Celebslam]

Kim Kardashian knows how to sell her new book [The Blemish]

Kendall Jenner is really pushing that Estee Lauder shit [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Lea Michele totally barfed while singing ‘Let It Go’ [The Frisky]

Paula Abdul and Jason Derulo are headed to ‘So You Think You Can Dance’ [I'm Not Obsessed]

Jennifer Aniston has deep thoughts on weed [Too Fab]

Ted Nugent and Kid Rock killed a mountain lion together [Celebitchy]

Would you really want to look like Kristin Cavallari? [Celebuzz]

This is the cast of ‘Grease’ then and now [theBERRY]

Will Ferrell smashed a cheerleader in the face with a basketball

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Oh, Will Ferrell, that rapscallion! He’s always up to something, isn’t he? He showed up during intermission at the Los Angeles Lakers vs. New Orleans Pelicans game at the Smoothie King Center (LOL IS THAT A REAL PLACE???) to take a half-court shot, but instead he actually smashed one of the cheerleaders in the face with the ball. Oopsies!

Of course, this was all planned and no one was hurt – it was actually a scene for his new movie, Daddy’s Home. Obviously. After the “incident”, security dragged him out and that was it, fade to black. Sounds like a fun evening out, I guess?

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Lindsay Lohan might be going back to jail

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Man, Lindsay Lohan just can’t catch a break. Not only has she been hospitalized with the Chikungunya virus, but now she’s failed her most recent community service assessment and may end up going to jail.

Lindsay is due in court Wednesday to prove she completed her community service in connection with her 2012 reckless driving case … where she slammed into an 18-wheeler on PCH.

She was required to perform 240 hours of community service, but on November 6, 2014 — when she was required to show proof of completion — her lawyer, Shawn Holley, told hizzoner LiLo had completed nearly HALF the hours.

So the judge set a second date for Lindsay to show proof of completion — next Wednesday. But TMZ has learned Lindsay isn’t even close to finishing.

Her excuse … the community service center in London was closed for 2 weeks during the holidays and she ended up in the hospitalwith a mosquito virus. Here’s the problem … she got the virus while vacationing in Bora Bora, instead of putting in her time.

Oh, dear. This would all be fine and well if, you know, it was her first time fucking up, but you KNOW it wasn’t.

– 2009 … Lindsay failed to complete her alcohol ed program
– 2010 … Bench warrant issued after Lindsay was a no show, claiming she was in Cannes and her passport was stolen
– 2010 … Bench warrant issued after her SCRAM bracelet went off at the MTV Music Awards after party
– 2010 … Lindsay failed to complete her alcohol ed program
– 2010 … Lindsay allegedly beats up a woman at Betty Ford
– 2010 … Probation revoked after cocaine found in her system
– 2013 … Late to court after missing a flight

SMH. Book ‘er!

Of course she’ll use the virus as an excuse this time, but she didn’t have the virus when she went on vacation, so that has nothing to do with anything. Of course, because she’s white and rich, the judge will buy it and she’ll get a slap on the wrist for the 18th time and be sent on her way. I’m very sorry she’s ill, but this case has NOTHING to do with that and dates back 5 years, so…

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People are freaking out over a picture of Willow Smith’s boobs that don’t exist

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Sure, everyone would pretty much agree that Willow Smith, who is now 14 years old, has always been a bit ahead of her time and is probably growing up too fast. That being said, all of Instagram got in a tizzy yesterday when Willow posted the above photo of herself and commenters began ranting about how a child could post a photo of her breasts on the Internet. WHAT ABOUT THE PEDOPHILES?!

Well, anyone with a set of eyes and a working brain can tell that Willow is wearing a t-shirt (less obviously, it’s a Jean-Paul Gaultier t-shirt) and that no, she has not posed topless. Even large entertainment publications were losing their shit, with Life&Style going so far as to call the top “nothing short of provocative”. Uh… okey doke.

It’s a t-shirt with breasts on it. So what? If she was wearing a top that showed a man’s naked top half, I guarantee you it would never have been reposted or caused such an uproar, but since it’s a woman… of course it’s “provocative” or “inappropriate”. Newsflash, puritans – women have breasts and it’s not a big deal.

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Jennifer Garner just can’t diet anymore

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I think we can all agree that Jennifer Garner is an extremely slim woman. In no way is she overweight, and in fact she may even be underweight (or at the very least, on the lower side of “normal”, according to the bullshit BMI). However, she lives in Hollywood where you can never be too rich or too thin, and even Jen has felt that pressure. Too bad, though – she can’t diet anymore, because she’s done too much of it in the past.

Here’s what she had to say to Bobbi Brown in an interview with Yahoo Beauty:

BB: Does your husband eat the way you do? Are you both on the same page in terms of health and eating?

JG: He will eat the way I do unless he’s in the middle of really, really training for something. And then, it’s such a different thing. Every calorie and every gram of protein—everything’s counted in a way that… I don’t know how he does it.

BB: What happens when you come home from an awards ceremony and you’re like, OK, I haven’t eaten in two days to get into this dress. What is your go-to splurge? Pizza?

JG: Oh, I never do that. I don’t wear crazy dresses. With food I’m probably good 80% of the time. I’ve found out that I cannot pass up pizza without having some. I just can’t! My kids have a lot of pizza. I can’t go to a kids birthday party without having a slice.

BB: So, while most people will diet themselves to get into a dress, you actually look for a dress that looks good on you.

JG: Yeah, exactly!

BB: That makes so much sense.

JG: I mean, believe me, there’s always a point in the fitting where I feel like, ‘Why I didn’t I just try to lose four pounds and then I could wear any dress?’ I just can’t though. I dieted for so long in the middle of doing Alias and being a superhero, that there’s something in me that can’t do anything that extreme.

Well, good for you. But if your biggest problem is that you could stand to lose FOUR POUNDS, uh… girl, you don’t need to “diet”. Your weight can fluctuate four pounds in a DAY based on water weight, hormones, etc. Good lord.

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There’s a new trailer for ‘The Walking Dead’!

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Who’s still watching The Walking Dead? Admittedly, I fell off a while back – somewhere after they found that abandoned prison and that General guy came into it. There’s no reason I stopped watching, I just got busy, though I do keep meaning to catch up because I think shit got REALLY crazy after that.

Season 5 continues next month, however, so I still have a little while to catch up if I binge watch. The trailer for ‘Another Day’ looks intense (as usual) and anxiety-inducing, which is why I liked the show to begin with. Check it out below!

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