Kanye West debuted a movie at Cannes. It was probably a Kim Kardashian sex tape. [The Superficial]

Britney Spears walked off ‘X-Factor’ on her first night. [Lainey Gossip]

Brad Pitt up for an Oscar? [Starpulse]

Still cannot fathom why anyone would criticize this beautiful woman for having a baby. [Cele|bitchy]

Beyonce returns to the stage. [Huff Po]

Why Will and Jada pretty much let their kids do whatever they want. [The Frisky]

No one hits on Bar Refaeli. [IDLYITW]

More from Britney’s ‘X-Factor’ rider. [Amy Grindhouse]

PHOTOS: John Travolta cross-dresses in the 90′s. [Yeeeah]

Shirtless Friday. [theBERRY]

Elton John’s son is the cutest. [INFDaily]

Is that a baby bump, Kirsten Dunst? [Cele|bitchy]

Jessica Biel might be writing, producing, directing, and starring in her own film since no one else wants to do one with her. [Lainey Gossip]

Jenna Jameson got a DUI. [The Superficial]

Can you guys believe that it’s been over a month since we last spoke about Jennifer Lawrence? We were on fire for awhile there! It was averaging on almost three posts per week for some time, but then it just … kind of broke off abruptly as if we’d called a moratorium on Jennifer for the site (we didn’t).

These photos are the most recent of our long-lost girlfriend, where she was photographed the boyfriend I wasn’t even aware she had (his name is Nicholas Hoult, and he’s a British actor—Jennifer Lawrence devotees, is this new information? Has she been porking this guy on the regular for some time now? The two of them were caught walking around London, and as you can see, Jennifer’s still looking pretty gorgeous.

Anyway, latest rumors have it that Robert Pattinson might be joining the cast of ‘Catching Fire’, the next installment in the ‘Hunger Games’ film trilogy. From Total Film:

Word is that Lionsgate want [sic] Pattinson and his prodigious cheekbones to take on the role of Finnick Odair, a former tribute with an eye for the ladies, who gets dragged into the Third Quarter Quell (a Hunger Games contested by previous winners).

Now while we’re slightly sceptical as to whether Pattinson would really want to throw his lot in with another teen franchise post-Twilight, the fact that his Water For Elephants collaborator Francis Lawrence is now filling the director’s chair could make this one a goer.

So, wow. That’s just kind of crazy, right? I mean, “prodigious cheekbones”? What the f-ck is that even? And are all of you ‘Hunger Games’ fanatics out there ready for a ‘Twilight’-'Hunger Games’ hybrid? Is it too soon? Too much? Too … cheesy? Thoughts?

Well. This is the movie that Joseph Gordon-Levitt turned Quentin Tarantino’s ‘Django Unchained’ movie (you know the one—it stars Leonardo DiCaprio, Jamie Foxx, and Christoph Waltz among others), and it’s called ‘Don Jon’s Addiction’. We’ve talked about it a bit here before. From an earlier post:

… [This is] Gordon-Levitt’s directorial debut, Don Jon’s Addiction. The film is about a porn-addicted character (portrayed by Joseph) who embarks on a quest to better himself and his circumstances. Scarlett Johansson was cast in one of the film’s leading roles, Julianne [Moore] in another.

If the theme and the A-list movie stars don’t get you to see the movie, there is a caveat here that might change your mind—Tony Danza’s in it, and no, I have no f-cking clue why either. Maybe he’ll be JGL’s porn sponsor or something. I could see that.

Anyway, the new film is said to be taking up so much of Joseph’s valuable time that he ultimately dropped out of Quentin Tarantino’s new project, Django Unchained, a slave-era drama …

And judging by the above photo, Joseph (who is also starring in the film as well as directing and producing it) will be playing a character based off of someone from ‘Jersey Shore‘. And that’s brilliant, even though it’s kind of disgusting and makes my skin crawl, and even seeing him in a t-shirt like that with weird-shaved hair just makes me think of Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino even more, and then I remember the film’s porno premise and I want to vomit all over again.

This movie better be good—that’s all I can say. It better be worth this.

Lindsay’s Lifetime movie has everything going for it. It has a phenomenal leading lady. It’s strongly supported by the industry. It even has genius design. Yes, Liz and Dick has all its ducks in a row … except, of course, for a Dick. There is no Dick in this row. Nope, this row is just full of a bunch of Dickless ducks. These ducks don’t have a Dick in sight. Dick.

But wait! Lifetime finally realized that they should probably stop promoting their movie and maybe start working on the casting of the lead roles, and so a Dick was born!

From Deadline:

After an extensive search, Grant Bowler (True Blood) has been set to star opposite Lindsay Lohan inLifetime‘s biopic Liz & Dick, playing Hollywood great Richard Burton. The biopic chronicles the enduring love of movie icons Taylor (Lohan) and Burton (Bowler), whose fiery romance was the most notorious, publicized and celebrated love affair of its day. The casting comes only 10 days before Liz & Dick is scheduled to begin filming — on June 4 — after the movie’s executive producer Larry A. Thompson and Lifetime had auditioned “many actors on just about any continent,” Thompson said. He noted that the hope was to try and find an actor who, like Burton, is Welsh, but New Zealander Bowler wowed them with his tape. “Grant will add gravitas to our couple and bring to life one of the greatest actors who has ever lived,” Thompson said. “Burton was a Welsh poet, a rascal, and a man’s man, who swept Elizabeth Taylor off her feet and flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.”

Grant’s casting was sealed today after he did a reading with Lohan at the network. “The chemistry erupted in the room,” said Thompson said, calling Taylor and Burton “the first Hollywood royal couple, the first Brangelina.” Larry A. Thompson Prods is producing the film, which was written by Christopher Monger (Temple Grandin); A+E Networks is handling international distribution. Ugly Betty and True Blood alum Bowler next plays the lead in the Syfy series Defiance. This marks Thompson’s return to Lifetime, where he previously produced the highly rated movie Amish Grace.

This, by the way, is Grant Bowler:

I don’t know anything about this Grant Bowler guy, but here’s something that makes me giggle: Richard Burton was only seven years older than Elizabeth Taylor. Grant Bowler is 18 years older than Lindsay. Did they have to get an older actor because Lindsay looks so old after all the meth? Something to think about!

Last night, Britney filmed her very first episode of X Factor. That’s exciting, right? But how did she do? That’s where it starts to get not so exciting anymore, guys. Because it doesn’t sound like she did too great.

From E! Online:

Spears’ first X Factor comment from the judging panel? The 30-year-old told a teen boy he could be bigger than Justin Bieber!

The “Womanizer” singer remained sweet and calm, only giving two no’s during the auditions. Her harshest critique for one poor chap who had no chance of getting through was, “I feel like you need a new teacher to teach you how to sing.”

Other than that, she found something nice to say to ever hopeful. “Texas has a lot of talent – seriously!” she tweeted. “Loving @TheXFactorUSA auditions so far.”

Spears sat in the seat once filled by Paula Abdul with Demi Lovato taking the place of Nicole Scherzinger.

Lovato proved to be fun and feisty, often taking jabs at Simon Cowell and his age. She even went so far as to call him, “grandpa.” “OMG!!! This is so much fun! #XfactorUSA,” she tweeted.

About 14 soloists and groups sang for the judges. The X Factor peeps have asked us not to spoil the upcoming season by reporting who did and didn’t make it to the next round.

After the tenth contestant, Spears was escorted backstage—and she didn’t come back for the last four hopefuls.

We’re being told she wanted to take a break.

None of the other judges mentioned her sudden departure—even when some in the crowd shouted, “Where’s Britney?!”

That sounds about right. Was there ever any doubt that Britney would be the sweet one, the one who said yes to everyone? But that last bit, that’s pretty sad. Sarah just told you yesterday about how Britney apparently gets way too anxious way too easily, and if she was escorted backstage before the show was finished taping, then that doesn’t seem like a good sign, does it? I can’t even imagine the pressure she’s under right now, but I think I can imagine a few possible scenarios of how this whole thing is going to end up happening, and none of them are the triumphant, happy endings I was thinking of when Britney first signed on.

You guys. This is crazy. You remember LFO, right? Of course you do. They’re the ones who like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch, remember? Yeah, those guys. Well, ever since their star began to fade in 2001, it doesn’t look like they’ve been up to too much. Rich Cronin, the cute blonde one on the far left, sadly passed away in 2010. Devin, the guy who Jennifer Love Hewitt is pressing up against, is a barber now, I believe. So where does that leave Brad, the striking young man in the middle?

Oh, you know, he just hangs out at an abortion clinic, trying to convince women who go in to “choose life.” Then he talks about it on Twitter. Here are some of the things that he’s tweeted:

Please pray for Mario & Ashley. They chose life today. God Bless you.

Please pray 4 Angel & Maria as they consider life. Pls also pray 4 John Barros as he continues 2 share the Word & Christlike compassion. GBY

And I just found out NO abortions @ clinic 2day. This is unprecedented. Ur prayers r working.

MON I startd askng 4 ur prayrs. TUE no abortions. 2day, late term day closd! 2mrw closed! Othr clinic ownd by DR closd! ur prayers r wrking!

Bad news. Clinic open & slammed. Nurse told John Barros “We can’t let them ’2nds’ (trimester) get away. 2 much $ n them.” Please pray

At the clinic. Please pray for us. John, Carlos, and me. Pray 4 Justin. He just went inside side 2 try 2 soften his girl’s heart.

Guess what? Ur prayers worked. Justin went n & got his girl. She chose life & we all prayed n front of this place together. Amen. Thank you!

Remember Justin from last week? His lady chose life? 2day she chose death. All she cld say was sorry when she walked out.

10 girls lined up & the clinic’s only been open 5 minutes; including some who are well n 2 the 2nd trimester. Prayers 4 these girls please

What do u say 2 a girl who walks n the clinic who is so pregnant u would stop her on the street & ask when she’s due?

Oh, and sometimes he tweets pictures of people standing outside of the clinic with captions like “Angel and Maria in the valley of decision.”  He’s also given out the name of the “abortionist” and told his followers (he has just over 1,000 of them) to look him up.

I don’t care if you’re pro-life or pro-choice. Those are your beliefs. But going up to women outside of an abortion clinic and urging them to “choose life” is an awful thing to do. You have no idea what that person is going through, or what she’s been through, or how she’s feeling. And it’s not your place to tell anyone what she needs to do with her own body. If you believe abortion is wrong, then fine, but if you need to announce your beliefs, then basically any other venue is better than this. I’m sure several people disagree, but I disagree with women getting guilted and judged during what is probably one of the hardest moments of their entire lives.

And we don’t need to discuss why it’s bad to post pictures of these people, do we? Please tell me that we don’t have to discuss that.