0Joe Manganiello is the best sex Sofia Vergara has ever had, apparently

Sofia Vergara had a massive upgrade when she got rid of ex-fiancé Nick Loeb and took up with True Blood hunk Joe Manganiello. They’ve been dating for only a month or two, so they’re still in the hot and steamy honeymoon phase of their relationship, and apparently the D is good because Sofia is telling everyone that Joe is the best sex she’s ever had.

From Classicalite:

“[Nick] freaked out when he heard–he was frantically calling and texting her.

“He told her that their engagement must have meant nothing since she’s moved on so quickly.

“She never responded to Nick’s messages…she’s done with him.”

Well, not quite done, and if Nick hated the first act what until he hears about what is being said about her one-time bride-to-be now.

According to a supposed friend of Sofia’s, who spoke to OK! Magazine for their August 4, print edition, Sofia has been telling everyone that all her past lovers [read Nick Loeb] are boys in the bedroom when compared to Joe:

“Sofia tells everyone that he is the best lover she’s ever had.

“She says that he rocks her world–and he has a body to die for!

“Sofia has very high demands when it comes to sex, so for her to rave like this is huge.

“It’s a real dig at Nick, but she says that Hoe has taken her places she never knew existed.”

Oh, shit. Get it, Sofia! These two are kinda the hottest couple out there at the moment, so good for them. Always to see two hot people combine their hotness for maximum effect. Neither of them do anything for me, to be honest, but I can respect their sexiness from an objective standpoint. They might just make it!

July 25, 2014 at 9:00 am by Jennifer

0Morgan Freeman did his ‘Tonight Show’ interview on helium

Morgan Freeman hit up The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon on Thursday night, where he decided to give his interview while sucking helium from a balloon. The result? Genius. Enjoy!

July 25, 2014 at 8:00 am by Jennifer

0Tara Reid thinks a sharknado could really happen

Oh, Tara Reid. All those years of narcotic and alcohol abuse really have made every last synapse in your brain misfire, haven’t they? You see, Tara managed to get herself a role in both Sharknado films (the fact that there are two of those makes me question the world, but that’s another story), and since she’s doing press for the sequel at the moment, she gets asked a lot about the ridiculous concept behind it. Let’s be clear, here: a “sharknado” is the combination of a great white shark and a tornado that goes around torturing everyone with its sheer meteorological-animal fierceness. And that’s something Tara thinks could happen in real life.

From GQ:

“You know, it actually can happen. I mean, the chances of it happening are very rare, but it can happen actually. Which is crazy. Not that it—the chances of it are, like, you know, it’s like probably ‘pigs could fly.’ Like, I don’t think pigs could fly, but actually sharks could be stuck in tornados. There could be a sharknado.”

Oh, dear. I have to say, Tara Reid’s brand of stupidity is one I can get behind. It doesn’t hurt anybody because she’s not in any kind of position of power, and it’s entertaining as hell because it’s so insane. Also, I still haven’t watched the first Sharknado and I feel like I need to get on that.

July 25, 2014 at 7:00 am by Jennifer

1Are Charlize Theron and Sean Penn engaged?

Charlize Theron and Sean Penn have been dating for a long while now, and rumours have been rampant that past few weeks that they plan to get married and adopt a baby in South Africa in the coming months. Mostly that sounds like another load of shite, but more and more reports have been surfacing which may lend a bit of credibility to the engagement thing…

From the NY Daily News:

The 38-year-old actress was seen rocking some brand new bling on that finger while strolling through Los Angeles International Airport on Wednesday.

The glimpse of Theron’s glitzy hardware comes just days after reports emerged that the hot Hollywood couple were planning to wed.

LOL, frankly if I was famous and constantly being talked about in the press, I’d wear a ring on that finger just to mess with people. That being said, these two will probably get married, and who really cares? Why is it such a big deal and worth stalking someone to find out about? When they want to reveal it, they will. I don’t think it’s going to revolutionize anyone’s world to know that two people you’ve never met are going to get married.

July 25, 2014 at 6:00 am by Jennifer

1Naya Rivera got married to someone who isn’t Big Sean

Naya Rivera only broke off her engagement to ex-boyfriend Big Sean in April, but apparently she didn’t want to give up her wedding venue or send new invitations, because she just got married to some guy named Ryan Dorsey in a surprise beach ceremony. Uh… okay.

From People:

The actress married actor Ryan Dorsey on July 19 in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, in front of a small group of close family.

“We feel truly blessed to be joined as husband and wife,” the couple told PEOPLE exclusively. “Our special day was fated and everything we could have ever asked for.”

Dorsey, who is originally from Charleston, West Virginia, attended the New York Conservatory for Dramatic Arts before moving to Los Angeles, where he met Rivera four years ago. Longtime friends, they saw their relationship blossom into a romance shortly after her engagement to rapper Big Sean ended in April.

For their nuptials, Rivera, 27, wore a Monique Lhuillier gown while Dorsey wore a Dolce & Gabbana suit. She carried a bouquet of daisies and baby’s breath and the couple exchanged Neil Lane rings.

Now back home in L.A., the couple are excited to start their new lives as newlyweds.

As they told PEOPLE: “True love always prevails.”

HAHAHA, yes, I suppose it does. Only I highly doubt your relationship counts as “true love”, considering. Homegirl is NUTS. I give this one about six months.

July 24, 2014 at 12:00 pm by Jennifer

0North West learns how to walk so she can get away from Kim Kardashian

North West recently celebrated her first birthday – they grow up so fast, don’t they?! – and she’s learning how to walk. Apparently after a swim lesson yesterday, she took her first steps, prompting Kim Kardashian to post the above photo on Instagram to share her happy news and say how proud she and Kanye are of their daughter.

I’m actually surprised Kim didn’t miss North’s first steps because she was too busy taking pictures of her own ass. Small miracles.

Now that North can walk, however, that means she’ll be able to run, soon. Once she can, I recommend she runs straight out the front door of their house and as far away from her insane parents as possible.

July 24, 2014 at 11:00 am by Jennifer