The 21-year-old “Transformers” star was in a Chicago courtroom for only minutes Wednesday before prosecutors read a letter from the Walgreens Co. and a security company saying they don’t want to continue the case.
LaBeouf, of Glendale, Calif., didn’t speak but smiled at the news.
Damn you, Walgreens!!!
Why didn’t you want to continue the case??? This was going to be soooo much fun!!
I’m gonna write my own damn letter to Walgreens explaining that being drunk and obnoxious is a very serious crime in the gossip world, and I consider their failure to prosecute to be a threat to my livelihood. I’m gonna take down Walgreens, baby!!
December 12, 2007 at 10:32 am by Evil Beet
Yes, yes, kids.
You heard it here first.
Pamela Anderson has decided to destroy her third shot at marriage by agreeing to star in a reality show about her relationship. The show will air on E! sometime in 2008.
Says an inside source: “Think Nick and Jessica’s show [MTV's Newlyweds], but with a lot more sex and a crazier family life.”
Why do celebrities do this? It’s the most sure way to ruin a marriage.
I take that back. The most sure way to ruin a marriage is to marry Pamela Anderson. This is the second-surest way.
What do you think they’ll call this trainwreck?
December 12, 2007 at 10:26 am by Evil Beet
Jessica Alba and Cash Warren are expecting their first baby together in late spring or early summer.
Unwed mothers are the new black.
I need to get pregnant. This childless thing is so 2006.
December 12, 2007 at 10:10 am by Evil Beet
Blake Lewis performs his new single, “Break Anotha,” live on Ellen.
I love this kid.
For the interview portion, jump in.
December 12, 2007 at 3:31 am by Evil Beet
Tom Cruise and Will Smith get a little cozy at the NYC premiere of “I Am Legend.”
December 12, 2007 at 3:28 am by Evil Beet
Hey, I’m just happy she’s sober and working hard again.
Image via WENN (if you couldn’t tell)