On seeing Nick with other women: â€œOh, it hurt me. Two or three weeks later? Yeah, Iâ€™d say it kind of hurt me.â€ Hey, Jess? Everyone’s going to lead with that. Everyone. You knew that when you said it, didn’t you?
On her relationship with John Mayer: “I want to tell you everything, but I have to sew my lips together. Itâ€™s hurt me in the past.” Damn, that’s a good plan, Jessie. Maybe you could have had that little brainstorming session sometime before the “Is it chicken or tuna” debacle. You’ll get ‘em next time, kiddo.
On the reality show she filmed with Nick: â€œI let people in on who I am and how I react to my husband. Thatâ€™s a big deal. Celebrities donâ€™t do that. So I think they brought me down just because I stopped talking and because I have not spoken â€“ and will not speak â€“ about my divorce. And I think people feel like I owe them my reality right now.â€
Anyway, Jess goes on to say how she’s still buddies with Nick, and won’t say if she’s currently in love (although she makes it clear to the interviewer that she is). Hey, Jess, if you want to keep your private life private, maybe stop giving interviews about it?
February 5, 2007 at 1:37 pm by Evil Beet
Well, that’s not actually true, because I’d much rather see Judith Regan torn to shreds than Anna Wintour. Am I totally the worst thing that ever happened to feminism? It’s actually kind of sad that we have this barrage of my-female-boss-is-a-raging-bitch romans-a-clef (roman-a-clefs? what on earth do you do with that?), but no one ever writes, like, Satan Drives a Chrysler, with the thinly veiled Lee Iacocca character laying off blue-collar workers left and right.
Someone wrote a tell-all about Judith Regan.
Turns out the brains behind the 86′d O.J. Simpson non-confessional, If I Did It, is a raging bitch. Who knew? Oh, yeah. I did.
February 5, 2007 at 1:18 pm by Evil Beet
Probably. She’s also a whore, a slut, a raging bitch, a homewrecker, a shitty actress and a little flabby around the waist. Unfortunately, the only thing this set of pictures proves is the last one. But they sure have started a firestorm on the Internet.
What I’d like to talk about is what the fuck happened to the knuckles on her left hand. Has she spent some time down on all fours on the carpet for Richie Rich? Has she been moonlighting as an Ultimate Fighting Champion? Or is Heather Locklear’s voo-doo doll finally working?
February 5, 2007 at 11:44 am by Evil Beet
So, between Timberlake’s admission that he was stoned out of his goddamn gourd for, you know, most of 2003, La Lohan’s illustrious return to the club scene, and this new tipster account from Perez Hilton, I think it oughtta be Illegal Drugs Day around here. T, Lars, you have your marching orders.
Check out the new dirt:
“Now, I’m not one for snitching and I am aware that many celebs indulge in the act I witnessed and am about to share with you, but I feel like this is too good to keep to myself. And I think your readers might find it quite juicy as well. My friend and I were at Tenjune in Manhattan this weekend. While in the bathroom, we were talking about something random and a few times I would throw in an “omygod.” I get a tad “valley girl” while intoxicated. Over my shoulder, I heard some chick making fun of my animated conversation to her friends: “Oooomygod. Like ohmygod.” As my friend and I turned in unison to verbally and/or physically beat down this broad for making fun of us for no reason, we stopped and stared. It was my girl Britney Spears. Someone who has NO RIGHT to be making fun of ANYONE right now. Shes the biggest joke out there. And I was one of the few people still pulling for this chick. Anyway, due to the total shock we were in, we failed to say anything before she and her friends popped into one bathroom stall, feet facing the wall and SNORTED away. It was so ridiculously obvious what she was doing. I was so mad I waited for her for a good 20 minutes outside the bathroom to confront her, but she was in there FOREVER and I realized she wasnt worth my time. But I have thrown in the towel for being on Team Britney. Shes a trashy chick, with no class… making fun of people who for all she knows PULL for her and want to see her do well and PAY MONEY on her cds and concert tix, while she has the BALLS to blatantly blow it up her nose. Do with this what you will… like I said I know a lot of people do it. I just know you love your gossip and I figured I would share.”
February 5, 2007 at 11:19 am by Evil Beet
February 5, 2007 at 11:09 am by Evil Beet
hi i just want to tell u that i think u r awsome. i love the new album espeshly that song sexy back. i am so exitedto see u on kids choice awards. i thought it was relly funny when u were on punk’d and the tax ppl took all ur stuff and u freaked out and cried. r u and ashton friends in real life? he is cute butn ot as cute as u. that is awsome that u said that u were fukkin high when that happened. weed rulez man. u r prolly the most hardcore dude i have ever heard of.getting stoned is kewl. hey if u are ever in tulsa u should totally come to my mom’s house and smoke me out. i bet u have some killa shit man. rock on.
ur #1 fan,