Our two favorite British wannabes, Gwyneth Paltow and Madonna, leave a London gym together.
I can just imagine their chats on the stairclimber:
Madge: Oh, dahhhling, London is just seeeew gaaaaaaaahgeous.
Gwyn: Yaaays. I simply adooooore this city in the springtime.
Madge: I recall my childhood here in London, skipping up and down the cobblestones and frolicking in the paaaaahk.
Gwyn: Weren’t you born in Detroit?
Madge: Lies. All lies.
Anyway. Check out Madge’s pants. They’re either drenched with sweat, pee or rain. Or a combination.
April 14, 2008 at 10:38 pm by Evil Beet
She’s in London this time.
Here she is leaving her hotel with Benji Madden.
I cannot believe they are continuing this charade. How is Paris not bored of this yet?
And her extensions are out again.
April 14, 2008 at 10:28 pm by Evil Beet
Drew and Nick Lachey participate in the Fifth Annual Autism Speaks celebrity golf tournament in LA.
It’s great that they’re supporting an autism charity, but honestly? They look kind of ridiculous. There’s no turn-off quite like a man in golf shorts.
I like my men in firefighter uniforms. Ass-less firefighter uniforms, to be specific.
April 14, 2008 at 10:11 pm by Evil Beet
In an email to MTV News, Pete says:
“There is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in Hollywood. This is all news to me. I can’t wait for the story about how I’m really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover … I mean really, this is crazy … I mean we’re engaged, that’s true, and happy about it.”
She’s totally preggers.
April 14, 2008 at 10:06 pm by Evil Beet
Up now: Carmelo Anthony, the 23-year-old Denver Nuggets star.
Carmelo was arrested on suspicion of DUI around 4 am on Monday morning, for weaving and driving with his high-beams on. He agreed to let cops take a blood sample, the results of which will be available after two weeks, at which point this whole thing will be a non-story. Smart guy.
The arrest came just hours after he played his worst game of the season.
He was processed at Denver police HQ and then released, because Denver cops don’t jail DUI suspects. Dayum. Denver just became a whole lot more attractive.
A statement released by Carmelo’s attorney reads: “He regrets putting himself in this situation. Carmelo apologizes to his fans, the Denver community, his teammates and the Denver Nuggets organization for the distraction this is causing them.”
April 14, 2008 at 9:03 pm by Evil Beet
For reasons passing understanding, Snoop Dogg appeared backstage at the CMT Awards on Monday.
Maybe his options for appearances are limited, seeing as most countries are currently trying to ban him.