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10Britney’s Out of the Hospital and … with Dr. Phil???


Someone explain this, please.

Britney was released from the hospital this morning, and left via an underground tunnel.

Underground tunnel? What kind of James Bond shit is this???

To make matters crazier, none other than Dr. Phil was spotted visiting Spears and members of her family this morning, before she left the hospital. That dog won’t hunt!

The hospital said they had no further reason to hold Britney, so they let her go.

January 5, 2008 at 12:06 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Britney Spears

5A Preview of the Amy Fisher Sex Tape …

Is available here.


January 4, 2008 at 11:26 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Amy Fisher

13Staying Out of Trouble

Amanda Bynes at Palm Springs Film Festival, Pictures, Photos

Amanda Bynes attends the Palm Springs Film Festival. She’s there promoting Hairspray.

Amanda Bynes is an angel.

How dull.

January 4, 2008 at 10:45 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Amanda Bynes

10You Should Be Watching The Wire, Even If It’s Just Because Dominic West Is Really Hot

Dominic West at the Season Five Premiere of The Wire, Pictures, Photos

Listen up, people. This is the best TV show that no one’s watching.

Drugs. Cops. Drugs. Dominic West. Drugs. What more could you want?

Seriously, though, the show is brilliantly written, acted and directed, it’s infinitely entertaining and carries a ridiculously important message, and why the fuck aren’t you watching it?

I’d never even heard of it until this one dude I’m banging* got me hooked on the DVDs. He was on season four already, but even just picking up there, I was hooked. I categorize men by the TV shows they got me hooked on. Kevin was South Park. Jeremy was Antiques Roadshow and Project Runway (sorry, Jer, I just totally called you out on that), Sean was Family Guy and West Wing (for the record, though, Sean was totally more gay than Jeremy), and the new dude’s got me hooked on The Wire. Men are for sex and TV shows. (You know, it’s probably that sort of thinking that keeps me perennially single. That and the tendency toward promiscuity. But I digress.) Anyway, I watched the entire first season over Christmas, and now I’m excited to start on season 2.

So now you’ve heard of it. So watch.

The Wire held its Season 5 premiere in Chelsea on Friday night.

*Don’t worry, Mom, he takes me out to dinner sometimes, too. And, if it’s any comfort, he hates what I do for a living, too.

Sonja Sohn at the Season Five Premiere of The Wire, Pictures, Photos Michael Kenneth Williams at the Season Five Premiere of The Wire, Pictures, Photos Andre Royo at the Season Five Premiere of The Wire, Pictures, Photos Domenick Lombardozzi at the Season Five Premiere of The Wire, Pictures, Photos

January 4, 2008 at 10:29 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Dominic West

3The Jessica Alba BumpWatch Continues

Jessica Alba Baby Bump Pregnant Pictures, Photos

Jess had to brave both the torrential LA rains and the paparazzi on today’s visit to the gym.

But check out the baby bump! It’s growing!!!

And I would be bitching about the rain in LA today, but, between being sick and that whole thing where Britney Spears almost offed herself, I haven’t left the house once all goddamn day.

You know how I know it’s raining?

My toolbar says so.

My Toolbar Says It’s Raining, Yay!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

I love my life.

Image via Splash

January 4, 2008 at 7:53 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Jessica Alba

5Natalie Imbruglia Was Married?

Natalie Imbruglia Divorces Husband, Silverchair Frontman Daniel Johns

Well, she’s not anymore.

Natalie split from her husband of four years, Silverchair frontman Daniel Johns, this week.

They thought they could bury this shit in the Britney mess, but I miss nothing.

Here’s the statement, released today:

“While we are very sad that our marriage has ended, we want to make it clear that our parting is amicable, and we remain friends. This mutual decision has not been taken lightly or quickly. However, our career demands and our lives in different parts of the world have brought us to the point where unfortunately this difficult decision was necessary for both of us. We have simply grown apart through not being able to spend enough time together.”

Now I can go back to my very busy schedule of not caring about Natalie Imbruglia.

January 4, 2008 at 6:27 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Natalie Imbruglia