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17Courtney Love Weighs in on the Britney Spears Insanity


Courtney’s theory: Adderal.

From her blog, on Friday:


man was that truly neccessary? Poor thing, i didnt need to see all that fecal matter on the walls but Thaliens at Cedars is obviously loads nicer than Bellevue- shes takingt far too much adderol, thats what ive heard and what appears to be the issue to me wich is by the way none of my fucking business.or ours.
I hope she gets a smoke soon, they dont let you smoke for 72 hours on a 5150, its blows for her, and i feel bad for her , really really bad for her- i came in as an outsiderso i didnt come in as a sweetheart, its slightly easier for me, i was never a good girl,l its still sucks ass, but oh whatever….nevermind.bless i hope people stop hurting on her.

I like how she can properly spell “fecal” but not “which.” Think on that one, kids.

January 7, 2008 at 4:16 pm by Evil Beet

8Back Home!


Leggings Lohan hit up Bristol Farms in LA to do some non-clothing shopping.

Is that Courtenay Semel with her?

Methinks it is.

January 7, 2008 at 3:56 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Lindsay Lohan

13Natasha Lyonne Is Alive and Well and Living in NYC


The NY Times has an interesting piece of Natasha Lyonne — who’s alive and off of heroin these days — and it’s worth a read.

About show business: “I was kind of put into this business by my family, by my mother. To be fair, I think she thought it was the right thing, and I definitely responded to it. I was an outgoing child. But I don’t know if it was something I would have done by choice.”

About her drug use: “I took it about as far as I could. And I didn’t die, so I decided to live, basically. Obviously it’s complicated, but it’s also very simple. I wasn’t dead at 27, so I might as well be 30. You’re already in it. You may as well be in a rocking chair some day eating a lobster club.”

Way to go, Natasha.

January 7, 2008 at 2:21 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Natasha Lyonne

4Golden Globes Canceled!

The Golden Globes have been canceled, as a direct result of the WGA strike.


January 7, 2008 at 2:14 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Uncategorized

16Shaq’s Quite the Player


Now that he’s on the path to divorce, it looks like Shaquille O’Neal is single and ready to mingle. And by “mingle” I of course mean “have lots of hot sex with random hot chicks.”

Says a driver for the basketball star: “Every time Shaq is in town, I get the call, and let me tell you: He’s got more women leaving his hotel room then any celebrity I’ve ever seen. Every time he stayed at the Marriott in South Beach, he had a blonde or a brunette with him.”

Seriously, you could not pay me enough money to have sex with Shaquille O’Neal. I think we all know why. I mean, have you seen his hands? OUCH!!!

January 7, 2008 at 10:37 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Shaquille O'Neal

68Well Look Who’s Having Sex

Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia Holding Hands, Pictures, Photos

Hayden and Milo hit the town this weekend, catching a screening of Atonement and looking very much the couple. I guess this shit isn’t a secret anymore.

He’s almost twice her age!! She’s 18!!!

I bet he was counting the freakin’ days until her 18th birthday.

January 7, 2008 at 10:12 am by Evil Beet