0Making Fun of Dead People…Classy!

So yes it is sad to profit from people’s pain but when it is Anna Nicole dying it seems to be open season. The New York Post, really the captain of considerate journalism, posted a cartoon that was in pretty poor taste but yet it was also quite funny. So funny honestly that I had to post it.

I think that Tom Selleck is actually the father of Anna’s baby and that Howard has him chained a dungeon somewhere torturing him with re-runs of Magnum PI. Just a thought…makes more sense that the child coming from Howard J. Marshall’s 90 year-old sperm.

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February 11, 2007 at 11:36 pm by EvilT

0Fashion Victim of the Week

Wow. There aren’t a lot of things I really need to say about this…I feel as though this outfit speaks for itself. Nobody should wear colored tights, I don’t care how long your legs are. Really you need to pair this cute dress maybe with cute boots…it is WINTER Joss Stone. I love how she is trying to sex it up now that she has a new album coming out. If sexing it up means looking like a slutty high school senior at Seth’s Crazy Halloween Bash 1994 then she succeeded. What frightens me the most about this outfit was that she actually wore it to Marc Jacobs fashion show.

February 11, 2007 at 11:32 pm by EvilT

0The Grammys Happened

Turns out the red states aren’t Grammy voters. Who knew?

Dixie Chicks killed it. They won every single award for which they were nominated. That’s five of ‘em, folks. Including record, album and song of the year. So the question, now, is turned on middle America’s radio stations: Are you ready to make nice?

In contrast, country darling Carrie Underwood picked up Best New Artist and Best Female Country Vocal Performance for “Jesus, Take the Wheel.”

Xtina and John Mayer picked up Best Female/Male Pop Vocal, and Gnarls Barkley won some stuff, as did Beyonce and J.T. Other stuff happened, too, but I’m tired tonight and all you guys care about is the photos anyway, and that’s Teddy and Moo’s domain.

February 11, 2007 at 11:31 pm by Evil Beet

2Anna Nicole’s Fridge

I’ll go ahead and jump on this picture-posting bandwagon. I have no idea how TMZ acquired these photos, but they seem pretty confident they are actually from the refrigerator in Anna’s bedroom in her Bahamas home. Note the methadone.

Sigh. I’m so tired already tonight.

Oh and Howard K. Stern’s been found. Apparently he hopped a flight to the Bahamas with Entertainment Tonight‘s Mark Steines, who scored the exclusive interviews with HKS after Anna’s death. ET will start airing the footage Monday night, but you can get a sense of the mood from Mark’s blog:

Howard, in tears, at times unable to speak, shares with me that Dannielynn is the light helping him go on. As the plane lifts above the clouds, Howard thinks of those his precious Anna Nicole left behind. In a voice barely heard above the din of the jet engines he tells me, “I want her friends to pray that Anna Nicole is safe, happy and with Daniel.”

February 11, 2007 at 11:23 pm by Evil Beet

1Late-Night Links

Just in case Britney Spears had any surviving remnant of trust for the people she allows into her life, Isaac Cohen sits down with News of the World for a tell-all just weeks after their split. [Dirty Laundry]

The JT video for “What Goes Around Comes Around,” co-starring Scarlett Johansson, has hit the Internet. I’d comment on it, but after I’d watched for a minute or two, I was in too much pain to continue. I’d feel bad passing judgment without viewing the remaining seven freakin’ minutes. [POTP]

Someone leaked a topless photo of Jen Aniston from the set of The Break-Up. Hooray boobies! [The Blemish]

More music videos: The Killers “Read My Mind” and Scissor Sisters “She’s My Man.” [Bree, popbytes]

Ralph Fiennes joins the mile-high club. [Warship]

February 11, 2007 at 9:15 pm by Evil Beet

0You Should Be Paying Attention to the Ads on This Blog

February 10, 2007 at 3:46 am by Evil Beet