Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Katie and Peter

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Who are Katie Price (aka Jordan) and Peter Andre? They are “stars” in the UK who have decided to bring their reality show to the US. While living in London I saw how obsessive the press is about Jordan and her gigantic fake breasts.

They released a really bad version of “A Whole New World” and had the ugliest wedding I’ve ever seen (see above photo). They also are a bit sassy about Posh and Becks. When asked about the soccer power couple Katie/Jordan attempted to pretend that she wasn’t really familar with two of the most famous people EVER. I have a feeling she forgot that Posh was a huge star in the states during the Spice Girl Days.

When asked about Posh and Becks, Jordan replied: “Who?” That’s when her hubby Peter Andre quickly added: “I might as well say it, (Jordan) is better looking than Victoria, but I’m not better looking than David.”
Then Jordan quipped: “It’s not hard to be better looking than her, is it really? “She’s just a footballer’s wife and Pete and I are still individuals.”

Sassy Miss Katie. They are a super trashy couple but I’m guessing their TV show will be funny on an “Anna Nicole” level.

“Jordan and Peter” begins airing April 21st on E!
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Kate Walsh Has Some Explaining to Do

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Okay, did her bangs think they were getting their own spin-off, too?

I mean, unless she has some sort of inexplicable, totally untreatable fucking growth on her forehead this week, there is no fucking excuse for this haircut. It looks ridiculous and it makes her look about 10 years older. I don’t get it, Kate. You used to be such a pretty girl.

Update: You know, I should add that both T.R. Knight and Katherine Heigl made appearances at this GLAAD event. But I went through all the photos and couldn’t find a single one of Isaiah Washington. Curious.

I ::Heart:: Brittany Snow

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I fell in love with her on American Dreams, and I even loved her when she was playing that crazy racist psycho on Nip/Tuck. I mean, I didn’t love her character (in fact, I credit that entire subplot as the official Nip/Tuck shark-jumping), but I still loved her. I even love that cute little scar she has on her forehead. And, because I love her so much, I’m not going to spend much time harping on the fact that she’s wearing enough base here to feed a family of four for a month. I mean, if people could eat cosmetics. Anyway, here’s Brittany looking adorable at the GLAAD Media Awards.

The Prince is Single Again!

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Prince William and Kate Middleton have ended their four year relationship igniting the hopes of many a young girl who has had a crush on the young prince. Sadly, many people in England were eagerly awaiting the day these two would have a lavish royal wedding like that of Princess Diana.

Nobody knows the actual reason for the split but The Sun has reported that William and Kate were under a lot of pressure and William was wanting to focus on his career. William is set to dedicate the next few years of his life to the military after graduating from Sandhurst Military Academy.

The couple have been dating since they met at St. Andrews University. Kate is followed by the paps wherever she goes and I think that might be a huge reason for the split. Princess Diana was such an icon and to be the next Princess is a huge responsibility for any young woman.

Next up! Who is Prince William dating next? Me I tell you ME ME ME!

I Really Hope They are Dating

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Apolo Anton Ohno and Julianne Hough are the cutest couple ever. I know that they are just a couple on “Dancing With the Stars” but they have the most chemistry of any pair on the show. I really hope that something is going on and if I was one of those Body Language Experts in Us Weekly I totally would say that there is some somethin somethin.
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