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5One of These Things Is Shorter Than the Others


Rachel Hunter, Chloe Dao and Tim Gunn pose at an LA fashion show.

Chloe is adorable, but soooo tiny!! And standing next to Rachel Hunter doesn’t help!

January 9, 2008 at 4:06 am by Evil Beet

12Joey Buttafuoco’s Not So Psyched on His Sex Tape


From Page Six:

AMY Fisher embraced her hard-core sex tape, but Joey Buttafuoco is supposedly furious about his. The former Long Island sleazebag says “Joey Buttafuoco: Caught on Tape” – which is out this week and features him and his second wife, Evanka, going at it – was secretly shot by his former pal Rob Spallone last year at Spallone’s home. “I’m [bleep]ing furious, this guy was supposed to be my [bleep]ing friend?!” Buttafuoco fumed to The Post’s David K. Li. “My wife, she didn’t deserve this! My kids, whether they’re estranged from me or not, they didn’t deserve this.” Spallone admits he secretly shot it and sold it. “Should I have done it? Yeah, I’m going to make a lot of money off it,” Spallone nonchalantly told Li. “He could sue me if he wants, but I’m going to make so much money, I don’t care.”

Okay, buddy, any time you have to qualify “my kids” with “whether they’re estranged or not,” something already went horribly, horribly wrong. I can’t stop laughing at that.

And how unbelievable is it that Amy Fisher and Joey Buttafuoco are back on the gossip pages? Life is strange and wonderful.

A preview of the tape is after the jump.

Oh my God.

Watch it if you need a good laugh.


January 9, 2008 at 3:57 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Joey Buttafuoco

8Where Are Your Leggings, Lindsay?


Leggings Lohan betrays her name, as she shops at Marc Jacobs sans leggings.

Listen, Lindsay, don’t fuck this up. “Leggings Lohan” is the kindest nickname I’ll ever give you.

January 9, 2008 at 3:51 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Lindsay Lohan

12Your Daily Britney


Britney Spears — wearing a shirt that appears to be made, at least partially, from Astroturf — waits in her car in Brentwood while someone pumps her gas.

That little dog is dressed better than she is.

January 8, 2008 at 7:38 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Britney Spears

9I Just Don’t Know What to Make Fun of First

Kim Cattrall in Black Bikini on the Beach, Pictures, Photos

The sunglasses?

The bikini bottoms?

The gold shoes with a silver bag?

Life is full of difficult decisions, you guys.

To Kim Cattrall’s credit, she’s filming a scene for Sex and the City here, so it’s not like the wardrobe was her choice, but still. Awful, awful, awful.

January 8, 2008 at 7:32 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Kim Cattrall

18OMG My New Lesbian Girlfriend TOTALLY Had a Nose Job!

Blake Lively Totally Had a Nose Job, Before and After Pictures, Photos

I knew no one could be that beautiful naturally. I feel so much better about myself now.

What a difference a nose job makes!

Radar tracked down some before and after shots of Blake Lively, from Gossip Girl.

Yeah, homegirl totally had a nose job.

January 8, 2008 at 7:25 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Blake Lively