I love Alicia Witt!!!!
As I’ve said before, she is single-handedly making Law and Order: Criminal Intent watchable again. (Fuck Vincent D’Onofrio.)
Here she is singing and playing piano at The Bitter End in NYC.
Is there anything this chick can’t do?
December 18, 2007 at 11:56 pm by Evil Beet
Just guess, guys.
Here’s a clue: her 16-year-old daughter is pregnant and her 26-year-old daughter is a cokeheaded cum dumpster who doesn’t even seem to want custody of her two young children.
Can you guess? I’ll give you some more time to think about it.
The mysterious answer is after the jump.
December 18, 2007 at 11:50 pm by Evil Beet
Jamie-Lynn Spears, 16, sister of Britney Spears, is motherfucking pregnant.
The baby daddy is her live-in boyfriend, Casey Aldridge, age 19.
This oughtta be fun.
And what does Nickelodeon think of this?
They’re shitting their damn pants.
But what they’re saying on the record?
â€œWe respect Jamie Lynnâ€™s decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynnâ€™s well being.â€
OMG OMG OMG.
MERRY CHRISTMAS, KIDS!!!
December 18, 2007 at 6:49 pm by Evil Beet
At least, according to OK! magazine she is.
Their new cover announces that Jamie-Lynn and her mom are going on the record about the 16-year-old’s pregnancy.
Was she tired of her sister getting all the attention for being crazy???
What is wrong with this family?
They need to start putting birth control and Lexapro in the water in their household.
This is INSANITY!
We’ll have more details as they come.
December 18, 2007 at 5:31 pm by Evil Beet
The studio moved Valkyrie‘s release date from June 27 to October 3, supposedly to give director Bryan Singer extra time to film a key battle sequence.
It’s gonna take him 3 months to film a battle sequence?
Is the battle between two turtles?
The studio just doesn’t want to pit this feel-good Nazi film against the summer blockbusters.