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4Tracy Morgan’s Wife Wants to Divorce His Drunk Ass

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Comedian Tracy Morgan — who’s struggled with alcohol abuse for a long time, scoring multiple DUIs in the process — is being divorced by his wife of 22 years because he can’t keep his ass on the wagon.

The 39-year-old star recently claimed he had been sober for months, spurred on by his three sons’ pleas for him to stay off alcohol. But Sabina, his wife of 22 years, claims he is back on the booze. She says, “I have to divorce him. I still have feelings for him, but the marriage is over. “I’m having my lawyer file the divorce papers. I gave him every opportunity since August to stay in the marriage, but he’s failed. “It’s terrible that he’s drinking again. He knows he shouldn’t be doing that for so many reasons, his health especially.”

Sad!! Get your ass sober and get your life back, Tracy!

January 11, 2008 at 4:16 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Tracy Morgan

15Is Christina Aguilera Giving Birth Today, Too??!!!

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Man, looks like I’m not going anywhere this weekend. I’m just gonna sit at my computer and wait for someone to post some killer shots of a baby coming out of Nicole Richie’s vagina. And then one of a little head emerging from Christina’s tummy. Seriously, some photo agency better have a man at Cedars-Sinai in scrubs with a camera, sitting in that delivery room snapping away. We need those pics!!!

Christina is at Cedars-Sinai getting ready to give birth. She reportedly has a C-section scheduled for some point this weekend.

When she hears that Nicole’s popping her kiddo out today, I wonder if she’ll reschedule!

January 11, 2008 at 3:24 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Christina Aguilera

9Nicole Richie Is Giving Birth Right Fucking Now

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Joel Madden was spotted walking into the delivery area of L.A.’s Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.

He was overheard saying, “She’s going to start pushing soon.”

Bro Benji is also there.

Yay, now that the baby’s out of her, Nicole can go back to doing cocaine and tequila shots.

Bring on the crazy!!!

January 11, 2008 at 3:20 pm by Evil Beet

10Penn Badgley Is a Total Hottie

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So, his character on Gossip Girl is adorable, but kind of too much of a pussy for my tastes. I like assholes. Because I’m a girl. And that’s just what we do. Like, if you’re going to spend more than two minutes contemplating what to get me for Christmas, you’re probably too nice a guy for me. This is why I’m single, people.

Anyway.

Anytime I see a pic of this guy out-of-character, I’m like “Damn, gimme some of that.” Kind of like my relationship with Leighton Meester. I hate her on the show, but always love her on the red carpet.

Here’s some shots of Penn at an Access Hollywood gifting suite from today. HOT-TIE.

January 11, 2008 at 3:14 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Penn Badgley

6Britney’s Big Trial Date is Monday

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On Monday, K-Fed’s lawyers will ask that Britney be cut off completely from her children until the next trial date in April.

“That means no interaction with the kids until then,” says a source.

Britney is not required to be at the court date on Monday, but it would sure look good for her if she showed up, and there’s an awful lot on the line.

What do you guys think?

Will Britney show up to the court date on Monday?
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January 11, 2008 at 3:04 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Britney Spears

14Adnan Ghalib: Welcome to the Twilight Zone

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You see those photogs behind him, snapping away at a Marina del Rey gas station today?

He used to be them.

Weird. Weird. Weird.

January 11, 2008 at 1:56 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Adnan Ghalib