The immensely talented comedian died ten years ago yesterday.
(Am I really that old? Jesus. And how rude is it that Chris Farley is ten years dead and all I can think about is how old that makes me? Why must everything be about me? I’m an awful person.)
Anyway, The Post ran a nice article commemorating his finest moments.
WE MISS YOU, CHRIS!
December 19, 2007 at 11:15 am by Evil Beet
I kid, I kid.
No one wants to see Patti LaBelle naked. I’d launch my own “I’d Rather Go Naked Than See Patti LaBelle Naked” retaliatory campaign.
It was a party for Mary J’s new album.
But man that’s a lot of dead animal.
December 19, 2007 at 11:04 am by Evil Beet
I was chatting with a friend last night about — what else? — celebrity sex tapes, and we went back and forth about who Oprah needs to make a sex tape with. The final decision?
Anyway, Denzel recently donated $1M to Wiley College in Marshall, Texas, to help the school re-establish its once-famous debate team.
The actor was in Marshall last week to screen The Great Debaters, the story of Wiley’s 1930s debate team. He stars as educator and poet Melvin Tolson, who led the all-black college’s elite debate squad.
You might even call them “Master Debaters.” Heh heh heh.
The film is produced by Harpo films and directed by Denzel himself. Check out the trailer above, and Oprah talking about the film below. So at least Denzel and Oprah are collaborating on some film, even if it’s not a sex tape.
December 19, 2007 at 9:22 am by Evil Beet
You know, normally I’d give her some shit about this video, especially since it appears to end in her being dragged to the psych ward, but in comparison with what Britney’s been churning out lately, I have to give her credit for at least acting like she cares. And it’s nice to see her doing something other than sucking face with Pete Wentz on camera.
December 19, 2007 at 8:59 am by Evil Beet
Jamie-Lynn Spears is pregnant.
Lily Allen is pregnant.
We got the first shots of Jessica Alba’s baby bump.
Just when I find myself questioning what the hell I’m doing with my life, tired of getting up at 6 am and going to bed at 3 am, tired of being asked what the hell the 5-year plan looks like for a celebrity gossip blogger, tired of working seven days a week without any hope of vacation or a boyfriend, and a day like this comes along, and it’s like, “Oh, yeah, I do this because this is so awesome.”
December 19, 2007 at 8:23 am by Evil Beet
Remember this chick from the Joe Simpson-produced Filthy Rich: Cattle Drive? I can’t believe I watched that crap, but I did, and she was annoying as all hell on it. She’s the daughter of Yahoo’s CEO, Terry Semel.
Anyway, she’s Lindsay’s new BFF-and-maybe-more. From Page Six:
Last week, Lohan attended a holiday and housewarming party at the Los Angeles home of “Power Lesbian” Jeanette Longoria with Semel, the daughter of Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel, one partygoer told Page Six.
The spy at the sapphic soiree also overheard the duo refer to themselves as roommates, and one Hollywood insider claimed they’ve been living together in a house in LA for about a month.
“Lindsay came with Courtenay to the party around midnight and they stayed for an hour,” said our spywitness. “The girls held hands and were with each other the whole time.” The tipster added, “Every time I see Lindsay, there’s Courtenay. They are always
I think it’s great that Lindsay has a friend, even if it’s a spoiled rich brat like Courtenay Semel. As long as Lindsay’s not drinking, she’s headed in the right direction. I don’t need her fucking up anymore: I HAVE JAMIE-LYNN SPEARS NOW!!!!
Image via WENN