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7Goin Goin Back Back to Jail Jail

OJ Simpson Arrives at McCarran Airport in Las Vegas to Return to Jail, Pictures, Photos

OJ Simpson was dressed for the golf course rather than the slammer as he arrived at McCarran airport in Las Vegas because his bail was revoked. He was removed from the plane once it hit the tarmac and taken off to jail in a black SUV.

He’ll have another bail hearing on January 16.

This guy is such a freakin’ moron.

Image via Splash

January 12, 2008 at 2:17 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: O.J. Simpson

6Larry Flynt Is Right!

Larry Flynt at Adult Entertainment Expo / Porn Convention in Las Vegas, Pictures, Photos

American’s second-favorite peddler of porn enjoys a night out in Vegas, where he’s attending the porn convention.

Something tells me Hef won’t be making an appearance.

January 12, 2008 at 2:05 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Larry Flynt

7The Leggings Are Back!

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Phew!

That was weird for a minute.

But Leggings Lohan is back in full force, engaging in her regular Friday night routine of hitting up a hair salon and then going shopping.

I hit up the Roxy last night with some friends to see a few bands, and totally fell in love with this band called Kingsley. The keyboardist was my fave — he’s Rush Limbaugh’s nephew, which drops him a few points in my book, but still, he was rocking out like crazy. Their sound was awesome. Ya’ll should check ‘em out.

Then we went next door to the Rainbow Room, where everyone got shitfaced and had an in-depth conversation about where the word “barf” comes from. Luke’s theory: Some drunk dude got home from the bar, slurred out, “I just got home from the barrrrrf” and then puked everywhere. Christy’s theory: It comes from “barfly.” The dictionary’s theory? “Probably onomatopoeic.”

January 12, 2008 at 2:01 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Lindsay Lohan

22BABY DAY CONTINUES: Nicole Richie Had a Girl!!!

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The couple’s rep confirms the birth of Harlow Winter Kate Madden, born Friday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, weighing 6 lbs., 7 oz.

“The beautiful healthy baby girl left the hospital with her ecstatic parents,” says the rep.

Awwww.

Congrats to Nicole and Joel!

January 11, 2008 at 6:38 pm by Evil Beet

22Why Is OJ Back in Jail?

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Because he should be, that’s why.

Because he’s motherfucking crazy.

OJ was ordered to have no contact (direct, indirect, via third parties, or even via “passenger pigeon” — I’m not kidding, it’s in the court transcript) with his fellow defendants, but he left a message with his bail bondsman, directing him to relay a message to one of them. The message was as follows:

“Hey Miguel, It’s me … I just want, want CJ [co-defendant Clarence Stewart] to know that the whole thing all the time he was tellin’ me that shit, ya know, I hope he was telling me the truth don’t be trying to change the mother fucking shit now, mother fucking assholes I’m tired of this shit. Fed up with mother fuckers changing what they told me, alright?”

So, even though none of that makes any sense, it counts as indirect contact via a third party, and OJ’s going back to jail for violating the court’s orders. Also, I think we’ve finally found someone who cusses with more frequency than I. That’s nice.

January 11, 2008 at 6:18 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: O.J. Simpson

5Everyone’s Having Babies Right Now!!!!

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It’s baby day!

Courtney Thorne-Smith birthed a baby boy today. (At the age of 40! Congrats!!!)

And David Alan Grier’s wife had a little girl today.

Dammit, I totally should have had a baby today. I knew there was something I was supposed to be doing other than lazing around on my couch, eating pizza and not blogging, because sometimes, ya know, I just don’t wanna fucking blog. I have the easiest damn job on the entire planet and some days I’m just like, “You know, it sure does seem like an awful lot of effort to talk shit about people. Because I have to be awake to do that. And I’m just not into being awake right now. Zzzzzz.” That was pretty much all of today. Sleeping and eating. Like my cats. One of whom peed on my bed, which I can’t sleep on now. Because it smells like pee and is partially yellow. Ew. So I have to sleep on my couch. Which may be why I’m sleeping all day; I’m not getting a good night’s sleep at night. Anyone know someone other than my ex-boyfriend who can help me get a good deal on a new mattress?

Anyway.

Congrats to everyone on their babies and their pee-free beds.

January 11, 2008 at 6:02 pm by Evil Beet