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Cute Kittens

A commenter mentioned the other day that she liked it when I was running pictures of cute animals during the Anna Nicole Aftermath, so here are cute kittens with the links.

Oprah’s dog died. No, not Gayle. [popbytes]

Kylie Minogue is back with Olivier Mar … snore … [Cele|bitchy]

Paris Hilton goes surfing. [Jordan]

Britney’s back in the pink wig. [Cityrag]

Cameron Diaz rocks the bikini. [Drunken Stepfather]

David Beckham spends the night before his first practice session with The Galaxy partying at Chateau Marmont. [The Bosh]

Here’s the video of Kelly Rowland collapsing at a recent concert. [The Blemish]

Yes, of course Britney Spears’ new boyfriend used to sell dildos. [Yeeeah]

Katie Holmes Escaped!!

Katie Holmes at Hairspray New York City Premiere Pictures, Pics and Photos

I don’t know what to say about these pictures of Katie Holmes arriving (sans Tom) at the NYC premiere of Hairspray to support her Scientology cohort, John Travolta.

The truth is, I don’t have anything mean to say. She looks great. She doesn’t look particularly brainwashed. The hair is precious. The dress is perfect. The make-up is just right. She’s not wearing sunglasses. She’s not dwarfing her husband. She’s not too big and she’s not too small. She has almost — almost – reclaimed the girl-next-door adorableness that sent Dawson into such a tizzy. Way to go, Katie!

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Hey, NY Post, Celebslam Doesn’t Have the Naked Pics of Lindsay and They’re Not Threatening to Publish Them

It’s weird when you’re up close and personal with a story and get to see how quickly it can get twisted.

On Friday, July 13, I got this email from Nick, the owner of and generally a very cool guy:

Sorry about my second email in two days (you know I hardly ever send these out) but I may have something newsworthy…

I caught Lindsay Lohan on Gmail chat this morning (someone hooked me up with her email a few months ago NOT the one that everyone already knows about) where she made the surprise admission that someone may have stolen nude pictures of her taken by ex-fling Calum Best.

Took a screenshot of the conversation:


I didn’t run the story because I’m pretty sure Lindsay was pulling this shit out of her ass. I believe Nick had the conversation with Lindsay, but I think she was fucking with him. She knew Nick was a blogger, and she knew this shit would land her in the papers. She was still in rehab, so she was sober when this convo took place, and she’s too smart to hand a blogger this kind of info and then be “shocked” when the info hits the web. I think she’s full of shit.

Today, I read this in the NY post:

Just weeks after sultry shots of Lohan and Vanessa Minnillo goofing around with kitchen knives hit the Web, underground site claims it has its hands on nude photos of Lindsay – and the stalker-ish site is threatening to publish them.

In what Web site owner “Nick” claims to be a G-mail chat between himself and Lohan, the starlet supposedly wrote: “All I know is that someone broke into my computer and left a file on my desktop saying he got the pictures Cal took from me naked.”

Regarding the photos, Lohan’s rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, told Page Six, “Anything is possible. I know nothing about it, but her lawyers have been contacted.”

Okay, NY Post, that is sooo not what happened. Celebslam doesn’t have those pics. Celebslam doesn’t know where they are. They probably don’t exist at all. And how hard is it to go to the site, read the article, and get your story straight? The mainstream media is retarded.

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Shanna and Travis are over … again. [Cele|bitchy]

Brandon Davis’s parents are all like, “Um, yeah, so, we’re not going to finance the destruction of our family name anymore.” [A Socialite's Life]

OMG, they’re still doing the Warped tour? I haven’t heard about that thing since high school. Am I really that out of touch? Yes. Yes I am. [Bree]

The actual swimsuits from Jessica Simpson’s new swimsuit line. (You know, the ones I don’t care enough about to actually post myself.) [GTS]

Amy Winehouse is going to keep canceling her gigs as long as you dumbasses keep booking them. [Agent Bedhead]

Aunt Becky and Danny Tanner! Together at last! [IBBB]

Natasha Bedingfield thinks rehab would be a nice place to rest up and get some good publicity. [Daily Stab]