Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Fashion Victim of the Week

Paula Abdul’s stylist must hate her. First we have the faux tuxedo/dickie thing. Then we have the big ole belt buckle. Add a shrug and you have a completely bizzare outfit. I just want to sit her down and explain that less is more. I bet Simon would have a lot to say about this mess.

Anna Nicole’s Diaries up for Auction


The race has begun for ownership of the Anna Nicole Smith diaries. The floor auction will take place April 14-15 in Dallas, TX, but the online auction has already begun. For sale are two diaries were written by Anna between 1992 and 1994. Smith divorced her first husband (and Daniel’s father) in February 1993, and married J. Howard Marshall in June of 1994.

It’s pretty heartbreaking to read these diaries and remember that Smith was not always the larger-than-life caricature of herself that we all remember. “Someone ran over my cat yesterday I was real sad,” she writes in 1992. “Clay came over last nite to give me some sleeping pills… I need to diet Going to try out for a movie part. Hope I get it. I could be a great actress… Everybody went crazy when I went on stage It felt so good… Paul Marciana [Guess co-chairman] sent me a package!! He’s comming to meet me on Sun. Cant wait!!…Please God let him love me!!…This could be it.” The diaries are filled with smiley faces and angry faces, depending on Smith’s mood.

She also discusses her love of her second husband, billionaire J. Howard Marshall. In 1994, she writes “My husbands very sick and weak, Theres nothing I can do I want each hour to comfort him with medicines and prayers… When you touch him Im afraid he might break… Sometimes he tries to smile and give me such hope, he a fighter and I believe he can make it…If Jesus desides to take him I dont no what I’ll do. I love him so much… Sometimes I think of awlful things like hes going to die…I dont think I would be stable enough to go to his funeral if he died… I need some support and I have none… I can’t dare sleep cause he will pull out that breathing tube. No one else stays here but a few minutes. But im his wife and I want to be here… Ive cried so much I dont have any tears…”

There are additional mentions of the struggles with pills that eventually killed her. On June 13, 1992, she writes, “Hung over!! Feel like shit! Stayed home watched movie! Took a Zandrex!” I assume that here she either is referring to Xanax, the anti-anxiety drug, or Zantrex, the weight-loss drug. Probably Xanax.

Special thanks to Celebitchy for the screen shots of the diaries.

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Now Gay Men Can Have a Wedding Fit For a Queen

I am a big fan of gay marriage. I honestly think that if two people want to commit to each other they should be able to have a wedding.
Dinsey is now allowing anyone and everyone to get married with Mickey Mouse. Gay couples are now able to purchase their Fairy Tale Wedding Package. Donn Walker, Disney Parks and Resorts Spokesman said that they are updating their packages to include all couples.

“We are updating our Fairy Tale Wedding guidelines to include commitment ceremonies. This is consistent with our policy of creating a welcoming, respectful and inclusive environment for all of our guests.”

I’m so happy that even gay people can have a tacky overpriced wedding.

Hollywood Jailbait

Hayden Panettiere needs to turn 18 soon so scores of men don’t feel dirty looking at these photos. Hayden, now that she is a big TV star, has hit the LA club scene with a vengeance. I can understand why she would high tail it out of NYC because I have met her mother on a TV set and talk about crazy. Give it time ladies and gentlemen, we do have another Dina Lohan on our hands, it is just a matter of time till she comes out of hiding.

Hayden does her best underage starlet in Hollywood. Water bottle? (probably filled with vodka) Check! See through dress with push-up bra? Check! I can’t wait until she and that douchebag from “The Hills” (Stephen, not Jason…he’s the OTHER douchebag) make a sex tape by accident.

Candy vs. Porn


Is it weird that this turns me on?

Seriously, get your Easter Candy on this weekend. Totally the best candy season ever. For information on what kind of damage this will do to your diet click here…though I really advise you not to.

Late-Night Links

Howie Day’s publicist turns a tragically under-publicized stint in rehab into a smooth ride on the Britney Spears Vagina Train. Next stop: your pop culture radar. [Celebslam]

Joe Francis is going to jail, where he can be sodomized (again). [The Blemish]

And here’s your weekly installment of “Nicole Richie and Joel Madden Leaving Mr. Chow’s.” Dude, if I were Jet Li, I’d be all about the “Hey I can make sure you have Chinese in you every night” lines with that girl. [Celebrity Smack]

I always hate to admit this, but Barron Trump is truly the cutest celebrity baby of all time. [popbytes]

Diddy’s all like “You people honestly think I was banging Aubrey O’Day? That chick was a has-been before her first album even came out. Oh, wait …” [Bossip]

Britney Spears may be staying clean, but her shirt sure isn’t. [I'm Not Obsessed]

The jokes about Heidi Montag’s new “hills” are never going to stop being funny. No really. Everyone. Make that joke. Do it again. Still funny! Get it? Because the show’s called The Hills? And she got breast implants? Get it?? [IBBB]

Admit it. You’d have sex with Rose McGowan. I don’t care who you are. You’d have sex with her. [Yeeeah!]

Um, woah. These pictures of Scary Spice fully making out with a chick kind of shed some light on why she and Eddie Murphy didn’t work out. [DListed]

Note to Jennifer Garner: when there is a photographer five feet in front of you, that is the wrong time to smell your finger and make a face. Because, whatever the context was, we don’t care. [ICYDK]

Mischa Barton’s SUV has acquired her penchant for flats. [Teddy & Moo]

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are still going strong. [Glitterati]