Is there anything in the world cuter than tiny babies in big jackets?
Maybe tiny babies in tiny shoes. Or even tiny babies in big shoes.
But I’ve already talked about my baby foot fetish.
Jennifer Garner takes baby Violet out for a walk in NYC. Although that attire would almost be appropriate for LA lately.
Images via Splash
December 20, 2007 at 5:05 pm by Evil Beet
Bret Michaels, meet the cast of Rock of Love 2.
Cast of Rock of Love 2, meet Bret Michael’s penis.
Seriously there is a gerbil in those pants suffocating right now.
Maybe two gerbils.
December 20, 2007 at 4:40 pm by Evil Beet
Fresh from my inbox:
â€œExtraâ€ has confirmed that a default was entered against Britney Spears involving a lawsuit that was filed against her by her former manager, Johnny Wright. The clerk of the courts signed the default on December 18, 2007, according to court papers obtained by â€œExtra.â€
“A default is hereby entered against the Defendant, Britney Spears, for failure to file an answer or responsive pleading to Plaintiff’ Complaint filed with this court on October 26, 2007, as required by Florida Rules of Civil Procedure 1.140 (a) (1) and within the time specified on the Summons.”
The papers show that Spears was personally served with the lawsuit at a medical building in the garage/valet area in Beverly Hills, California.
“This service was filmed by various tabloid and TV network photographers,” the papers state.
According to the documents, Spears never responded to the lawsuit.
I don’t know what any of this means. I looked up “default” and basically it means that, by not responding, you agree you’re guilty. Wright sued Britney in November, claiming she contractually owes him commissions for deals negotiated on her behalf through February 2008.
So whatever. Britney’s not going to pay. She doesn’t care.
Put her in jail!!!!!!!!
December 20, 2007 at 4:33 pm by Evil Beet
Congrats to Stephen Colbert, who, although he won’t be President next year, was selected Celebrity of the Year by newspaper editors and broadcast producers who said Colbert had the biggest impact on pop culture in 2007.
First runner-up was J.K. Rowling, followed by Al Gore.
Colbert sent the AP this email: “In receiving this award, I am pleased that I was chosen over two great spinners of fantasy â€” J.K. Rowling and Al Gore. It is truly an honor to be named the Associated Press’ Celebrity of the Year. Best of all, this makes me the official front-runner for next year’s Drug-Fueled Downward Spiral of the year. P.S. Look for my baby bump this spring!”
December 20, 2007 at 4:29 pm by Evil Beet
Hey, you know what always used to put me in an awesome mood?
My parents’ divorce. That was so much fun. In fact, when I look back on it, the only thing that could have made that particular point in my life better was a reporter in my face.
Haylie and Hilary seem to agree, as they cuss out some paparazzi who won’t leave them alone as they leave their parents’ divorce hearing.
Rock on, girls.
The fun starts around 1:45.
December 20, 2007 at 4:24 pm by Evil Beet
It’s a happy holiday for the family of John Graziano.
He’s been in a coma since that horrible accident involving Nick Hogan, but he was recently semi-conscious, and even opened his eyes.
According to Debra Graziano, her son is still unable to breathe without a machine and remains unable to speak, but seems to be making strides toward some form of communication. She said John recently leaned away from her when she tried to touch his face.
I know we’re all praying that John makes a full recovery.
Don’t do stupid shit, people!!!!