Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Lohan’s Official Statement

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From her rep:

Lindsay admitted herself to an intensive medical rehabilitation facility on Memorial Day. Because this is a medical matter, it is our hope that the press will appreciate the seriousness of the situation and respect the privacy of Lindsay as well as the other patients receiving treatment at the facility.

Jaslene’s Seventeen Cover and Her Abusive Relationship

Jaslene Seventeen Cover

Sorry the image is so small, guys. I’ll have a larger image and more photos from her shoot once they’re available.

Honestly, I don’t really love this pic of her. Actually, I don’t like it at all. She looks hungover. But whatever. I still love her.

In the article, Jaslene talks about an abusive relationship she was in pre-ANTM. “Before I got into that relationship, I had a good head on my shoulders and walked with my head up high,” she says. “But during that relationship, things went down little by little. It was such a dark moment in my life. It was horrible! I wasn’t having my rest or eating the food I wanted to eat. So I mentally gave up, but I still did what I had to do. I think perseverance is the key to success. There were so many roadblocks for me, but I overcame them all.”

Shirley MacLaine/Hollywood Execs Are Not Loving the Lohan

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Lindsay Lohan is not only back in rehab, she also is messing up her movie career left and right. Lindsay was reportedly supposed to start shooting a movie called “Poor Things” on Thursday it looks like that will not be happening. The movie, starting Shirley MacLaine would have given Lindsay a chance to redeem herself in the world of A-list Hollywood but even before she checked into rehab reports were surfacing that Shirley MacLaine was already trying to get her off the project.

Shirley is evidently a bit wary to work with Lindsay and Hollywood is starting to see her as a liability. Every actor needs to be insured when they film a movie and Hollywood insurance executives are saying that unless Lindsay cleans up her act soon nobody will be able to afford the insurance to hire her.

It is sad when a talented actress starts to morph into Tara Reid in front of your eyes. Her mother needs to get her act together and actually take care of her child. Lindsay might be 20 years old but she hasn’t had guidance for some time.

Lily Allen: Blow Job Queen

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Fuck, I knew I liked this girl.

Lily Allen tells Rolling Stone that she was kicked out of school for being a little tramp.

“I was doing things with boys that I shouldn’t have been doing at such a young age,” she says. “I was doing blow-jobs … I don’t want to go into it. It was not good.”

When asked how her parents felt about her being kicked out school for sucking cock, Lily’s all like, “They didn’t care … They’re products of the 60s, they’re bang up for a bit of that.” I don’t know what that means in American English, but I like it.

It’s funny that Lily got kicked out of school in the U.K. for giving blow jobs. Here in the U.S., we give those girls hosting contracts.

YOU Choose the Next Real World Cast

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Remember back in March when Bunim-Murray was all like, “Hey, we want really talented and driven and socially aware individuals for the upcoming season of The Real World“? Yeah. I guess that proved to be a bit of a challenge, so instead they’re settling for anyone smart enough to have a great body, a video camera, and limited dignity.

Bunim-Murray is letting viewers choose the next Real World cast, based on a series of videos people can submit to their website, RealWorldCasting.com. Check it out. It’s kind of addictive to watch everyone’s videos. Hell, you can even submit yourself.

Miss USA Falls Smack on Her Ass at Miss Universe Pageant

I think the Miss USA title is cursed. I mean, Rachel Smith certainly isn’t out getting high and making out with chicks, Tara Conner-style, but I’ll bet she needed a stiff drink after Monday night’s little snafu. Talk about your worst nightmare.

Miss Japan, Riyo Mori, took the Miss Universe crown.

If nothing else, Rachel, your little fall compelled our little blog to cover this pageant, which otherwise would have flown way, way beneath our radar. You’ve really done the pageant a great service, sweetheart.

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