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9Oh Praise Jesus — Britney’s Hair Is Still For Sale


It’s not on ebay anymore, but you can buy it through BuyBritneysHair.com. For the low, low price of one million dollars (as a minimum), you can own Britney Spears’ hair and submit it for drug testing! (That last part is important, millionaires!!) They’ll also throw in her Bic lighter, the Red Bull she was drinking, the scissors she used and … drum roll please … their domain name!!! They will donate a “portion” of the proceeds to charity. So like $500 or so. To the “charity” of their kids’ college tuition.

This is a very very good week for Bic and Red Bull. Not such a good week for Brit-Brit.

Oh, and Sirius and XM are merging. Good week for Howard Stern, too.

February 19, 2007 at 2:59 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Britney Spears

49Quote of the Day


“Manuela Ruiz was dying. Michael Jackson was also dying … but instead, dying not to go to court that day for his then-pending and highly publicized criminal trial for child molestation.”

From the latest legal action filed against Michael Jackson.

February 19, 2007 at 2:44 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Michael Jackson

23I Honestly Thought Whitney/Ray-J Was a Joke

This was one of those stories I came across and thought to myself, “Ha ha, very funny, retarded tabloids.” But I guess it’s for real. Whitney Houston and the urinator to Kim Kardashian’s urinatee, Ray-J, are totally a couple. They were spotted last night at a private party in Vegas. When not urinating on Kim Kardashian or porking Whitney Houston, Ray-J also plays brother to singer Brandy. Rock on, I guess. Mostly, I’m way psyched for Whitney on this one. After dealing with Bobby Brown for a million years, she deserves some hot young ass. And after watching that Kim K footage, you know Whitney’s gettin’ some good lovin’.
[via Bossip]
February 19, 2007 at 1:54 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Ray-J, Whitney Houston

111Wonder What Ever Happend to That O-Town Guy?

Remember Ashley Parker Angel? The O-Town guy who had his own MTV reality show, “There and Back?” He had a baby, he made an album, and he hit the charts with some forgettable single. I thought that was the run of this second shot at fame but now he is on Broadway in the hit musical, “Hairspray.” This guy essentially spent 5 years of his life on a reality TV show and I guess deep down he has always wanted to be a Broadway Baby. He joins Alexa Vega (from countless Lifetime TV movies and I guess some other stuff) in the Broadway company. Diana DeGarmo (from American Idol) just left and the un-cute Duff has also been in “Hairspray.”

So if you are in NYC and you are a big ole Ashley Parker Angel fan check him out on the great white way! Click here for his MySpace.

February 19, 2007 at 1:51 pm by EvilT
Filed Under: Our Evil Cohorts

10High Flying (Of the Sober Kind)


I love basketball, I really do. This weekend, I fully enjoyed the All Star festivities. If you missed the slam dunk competition, really the best part of the whole weekend, here are the highlights. Michael Jordan makes a rare appearance (as a judge) and the beginning of the video has some crazy NBA dance moves. I think it is amazing how these guys can jump so high. Sometimes all five feet of me imagines that I am a baller and that I can also dunk. The Beet knows, however, I’m lucky if I can get a free throw.

Also, Go Suns. Enjoy
Seriously, this is what happens when I try not to make fun of Britney Spears. I write about basketball. Come on Lindsay, do something fun. Date someone random. Go.

February 19, 2007 at 1:49 pm by EvilT
Filed Under: Our Evil Cohorts

7Monday Morning Music

I have to say that I really watch “Grey’s Anatomy” partially because they have amazing music. Here is a lovely song from Thursday’s episode. I love orchestral, atmospheric, piano driven pop music. I really can’t help myself. This song, “The Great Escape” is by Patrick Watson and up and coming Canadian singer/songwriter. This a perfect driving song and a really cool music video. Check it out and if you like it, it is available on itunes.

February 19, 2007 at 1:25 pm by EvilT
Filed Under: Our Evil Cohorts