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Snoop Dogg Pleads Guilty to Weapons Charge

Snoop Dogg Pleads Guilty to Weapons Charge Everyone's favorite law-abiding citizen plead guilty to the charges stemming from last year's weapons arrest, when a certain someone thought to smuggle a collapsible baton onto an airplane in a laptop case. Snoop's actually going to less jail time than Nicole Richie for this one -- he'll do 160 hours of community service and three years probation for the felony, which will be reduced to a misdemeanor if he manages not to break the law for an entire year. And the sonofabitch didn't even have t...

First Pics of Mary-Louise Parker and Her New Baby!!!

Mary-Louise Parker and Adopted African Baby Pictures, Photos Mary-Louise, who already has one kid with Billy Crudup (who pulled a Tom Brady and ditched her for Claire Danes before the kid was born -- or would it be more accurate to say Tom Brady pulled a Billy Crudup? Or who cares?), was spotted around New York with her newest African accessory: a child! The Weeds actress took the new purse human being to the doctor and then chatted away on her cell phone. No word yet on the little girl's name. ...

Could Joan Rivers be Returning to the Red Carpet … via VH1???

Will Joan and Melissa Rivers be covering red carpet awards shows for VH1? She was with E! for awhile, then she moved to TV Guide network, and, most recently, Joan Rivers has been critiquing the red carpet from ... a blog? Shit, I can do that. What I can't do is get VH1 to support my blogging efforts. Their interest in Joan's red-carpet commentary is leading some folks at the LA Times to wonder whether VH1's getting into the red carpet business. I have a hunch — and more than that — that Joan and Melissa are secretly planning a dramatic comeback to the red carpet...

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Check out Hayden Panettiere grinding all up on Milo Ventimiglia. And you thought you couldn't wait until this chick turned 18. [Celebslam]

Has Ben Affleck switched his addiction to online gambling? Maybe he could quit that too and start getting addicted to making watchable movies again. [Cele|bitchy]

Okay, this is fucking amazing. OMG. [popbytes]

It's true: they're actually continuing to let Jessica Simpson make movies. [INO]

Did Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron end their fake relationship for additional publicity split up? [Derek Hail]

Um, why is Oscar de la Hoya wearing fishnet stockings? [Ninja Dude]

Because you know what joke is funny every single time? Having sex with a girl and then finding out she had a sex change!! Oh, you slay me, Dane Cook. [Drunken Stepfather]

/>Check out Hayden Panettiere grinding all up on Milo Ventimiglia. And you thought you couldn't wait until this chick turned 18. [Celebslam] Has Ben Affleck switched his addiction to online gambling? Maybe he could quit that too and start getting addicted to making watchable movies again. [Cele|bitchy] Okay, this is fucking amazing. OMG. [popbytes] It's true: they're actually continuing to let Jessica Simpson make movies. [INO] Did Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron end their fake relationship for additional publicity split ...