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Check out Tori Amos performing live on Jay Leno. [popbytes]

Mariah Carey is retarded. But in a really, really rich way. [Cele|bitchy]

Maria Shriver picks her teeth with a business card. We don't see enough Maria Shriver around these parts. [Celebslam]

"VH1 is giving out reality shows like welfare checks." [Bossip]

How on earth did Kevin Federline get pink eye? [The Bosh]

Oh, yay. JT Rotem's back. With Britney. [Ninja Dude]

Everybody loves Pushing Daises. Except me. I fell asleep. In fairness, I had a 100 degree fever at the time. [Pajiba]

Hilary Duff in a bikini. [Drunken Stepfather]

/>Check out Tori Amos performing live on Jay Leno. [popbytes] Mariah Carey is retarded. But in a really, really rich way. [Cele|bitchy] Maria Shriver picks her teeth with a business card. We don't see enough Maria Shriver around these parts. [Celebslam] "VH1 is giving out reality shows like welfare checks." [Bossip] How on earth did Kevin Federline get pink eye? [The Bosh] Oh, yay. JT Rotem's back. With Britney. [Ninja Dude] Everybody loves Pushing Daises. Except me. I fell asleep. In fairness, I had a 100 degree fe...