Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Who is Jennifer Aniston’s Mystery Man?


Jennifer Aniston, who recently signed on to be the new face of smartwater, has a new man to go along with her new career as a corporate shill. People magazine reports that Aniston’s been seen out and about with a handsome mystery man. According to the mag:

During a romantic dinner at Santa Monica’s One Pico restaurant in the Shutters Hotel on Saturday, he had the actress’s undivided attention.

At 8 p.m. the pair slipped into the beachfront eatery with Aniston’s man gently rubbing her back as they waited for a table.

For the next three hours the duo talked by candlelight over a bottle of San Pellegrino, leaning in close and, at one point, even holding hands across the table.

Aw! Hopefully this relationship will work out for Jen — she deserves a good man in her life.

Jail is Hot

Paris Hilton with Bible

Paris is going to make the most out of her jail stay. She already has pimped out her best friend and her dog and now is going to use prison as a way to get more famous. As much as I hate this girl…she is kind of a genius.

Sources say the jail-bound heiress has ordered a hair and makeup team to meet her at her Hollywood Hills home at 9 a.m. Monday.

It’s understood that the glamorous inmate-to-be plans to turn the perp walk into a catwalk, and she wants the media to see her looking her best.

“The timing is to make sure she makes all the celebrity weeklies,” an insider says.

“Paris is a genius at marketing herself. She managed to turn having a sex tape to her benefit, and she’s going to do the same out of going to prison.”

But the pal observes: “It’s not just about marketing, it’s about making money. If she can set up her entry into jail in a very grand way, the payoff will be greater.”

Hilton is also said to have decided to write a prison diary during her 23-day sentence, for publication upon release.

Paris is the first celebutard to go to jail. Everyone now is going to want to go. Jail…so hot right now.

You Have Got to Be Fucking Kidding Me

Lindsay Leaves Rehab for Gym

Lindsay Lohan Leaves Rehab for Gym

Less than a week after checking into rehab and claiming that she was going to take it very seriously, Lindsay Lohan was spotted leaving Promises in order to hit up a local gym. Evil T mentioned this earlier, but now we have pictures.

Really, Lindsay??? I mean, really?

There’s a fucking gym at Promises.

You know what I think? I think this girl cannot stand the thought of not being in the spotlight for thirty days. I think if there is anything she is more addicted to than alcohol and drugs, it’s fame. A couple days without a camera in her face and she’s in full-blown fame DTs. Honestly, Lindsay? Why on earth do you have to leave rehab to go to the gym?

This is ridiculous.

Thanks to Cele|bitchy and TMZ for the pics.

Lindsay Already Trippin Outside of Rehab

Lindsay Lohan checked out of rehab at Promises in Malibu for a quick trip to the gym yesterday. I’m a bit confused since they made a big deal when she checked in that she would not be getting privilages to go into the outside world.

This place is really expensive…even my old apartment had a gym and I’m guessing it was not as posh as Promises. Maybe she really wanted to get some more water bottles so she could fill them up with vodka.

Once again…as the Evil Beet states quite often…California rehab is not the way to go. These girls should be shipped off to a place where they really are taking time away from their normal lives and get help.

I’d Be Unhappy if Denise Richards Was My Mom, Too

Denise Richards with Daughters Sam and Lola

Denise Richards puts on a brave face with her grumpy Sheen-spawn, Sam and Lola, at a Disney-sponsored party in Bel Air on Thursday.

There are seriously nearly 40 pictures of Denise and these children on WireImage right now. There is not a single picture in which these kids look anything short of miserable. I checked them all. Look at their eyes! They’re like, “Save me from this childhood!” I just find this incredibly funny and I needed to share it with you all.

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Danny Bonaduce is One Classy Sonofabitch

Check out these videos of famewhore Danny Bonaduce getting lap dances at his divorce party in Hollywood on Thursday night. The goings-on were thoughtfully narrated by Adam Carolla during a live radio broadcast. This is Bonaduce’s second divorce (although, to my knowledge, it’s his first on-air divorce party).

Thanks to LARagMag for the videos.