Geri Halliwell, or the Spice Girl Whose Boobs You Wanted to See the Most, was photographed earlier this week tanning her tatas on a pretty nice boat. The only drawback with tanning your tatas out is that someone sure to see, even if it’s just your creepy, digital-camera-toting extortionist neighbor. Believe me, I KNOW HOW THIS ENDS.
Jenn gave you the teaser the other day (naughty little tart), so here’s the full, official video for Weird Al’s latest Gaga-knockoff-single, ‘Perform This Way.’
Al is definitely as bizarre as he was fifteen years ago when I was one of his biggest fans (sorry, I wasn’t cool and into, like, Nirvana and Silverchair or whatever) and I actually like this song. Better than I like ‘Born This Way,’ but that’s not saying a whole lot, considering how I feel about Stefani Germanotta at large.