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10Elizabeth Rohm Is a Mommy

Elizabeth Rohm pregnant

I don’t really care about Elizabeth Rohm. In my mind, she’ll always be that chick from Law & Order who couldn’t act her way out of a paper bag. It was painful to watch. And didn’t it turn out, like, in her very last episode, that she was gay? And it was totally random and weird? Not that being gay is weird, just that, like, there were absolutely no signs that she was gay and then they fired her and she was like “This is because I’m gay, isn’t it?” and it was all very strange? Am I making that up?


She had a baby girl on Thursday. Little Easton August Anthony was born at Cedars-Sinai, and both mother and baby are doing well.

Elizabeth and baby-daddy Ron Wooster plan to tie the knot in September, and Easton will be their flower girl. Cuteness.

April 11, 2008 at 4:18 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Elizabeth Rohm

12I ::Heart:: Beauty Queen Drama

Raquel Beezley and Christina Silva, Pictures, Photos

Honestly, sometimes I don’t even know why we bother following the lives of movie stars and television actors. I think I would be perfectly content just to follow the existences of beauty queens.

Remember Christina Silva, the Miss California who had to give up her crown after officials notified her that there was an “accounting error”?

Well, she’s suing their asses to the tune of $500K, for “public humiliation, mental anguish and distress, lost opportunities, lost prizes and lost monies paid to and expended on her behalf.”

The former Miss Los Angeles was named the winner of the run-up to the Miss USA pageant on Nov. 25; three days later Miss California officials informed her of the “human error” that led to the screwup and asked her to please call the real winner, Miss Barstow Raquel Beezley, to pass on the news.

Silva was told she could keep the actual crown and the $4,500 Miss California USA necklace she had been given—as well as recoup her $1,500 entry fee and compete again for free.

They asked her to call Raquel Beezley herself? Dude, I would be suing them for $500 MILLION. That is such bullshit, and reflects really, really poorly on the Miss Universe organization. Not that the Miss Universe organization had previously been a bastion of integrity, but, ya know. It’s total bullshit. I hope she wins the $500K plus a lot more.

April 11, 2008 at 4:12 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Uncategorized

6Vanilla Ice Goes Crazy

Here’s the video I was talking about earlier, where Vanilla Ice totally loses his shit and destroys a studio.

This is so funny. I was laughing my ass off in Chez Eggplant watching it.

Thanks to Mary E for tracking it down.

April 11, 2008 at 1:36 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Vanilla Ice


Prince William and Kate Middleton, Pictures, Photos

Here’s Prince William and girlfriend Kate Middleton attending William’s graduation ceremony at RAF Cranwell.

They are SO adorable together. I just love Kate. I can’t wait until their wedding.

April 11, 2008 at 1:00 pm by Evil Beet

7Where’s the Cocaine?

Andy Dick and Tom Arnold at Premiere of Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Pictures, Photos

Heh. So I noticed that both Tom Arnold and Andy Dick attended the premiere of Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and my first thought was “Oh please God let there be a photo of them together.”

And here it is.

And it’s a thing of beauty.

April 11, 2008 at 12:55 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Andy Dick, Tom Arnold

9The Entire Simpson Family Is Delusional

Pete Wentz and Joe Simpson, Pictures, Photos

Seriously, it’s like they all think this Ashlee Simpson/Pete Wentz marriage is going to work out.

Says Jess: My sister is overflowing with joy. Pete is an incredible soul. They naturally bring out the best in each other. I couldn’t be happier.”

And says Papa Joe (who’s currently in Georgia watching the Masters tourney with Tony Romo): “[Pete] did ask me [if he could propose]. I told him that I would be honored to have him as part of my family.”


This thing is just waiting to implode.

April 11, 2008 at 12:46 pm by Evil Beet