Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Bitter…Party of One

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Who knew that little Paris Bennet was so bitter at losing American Idol. According to TMZ, Paris has evidently decided to support Sanjaya to prove that “American Idol” is a joke. Paris called into a Minneapolis radio show, the “Tone E Fly Morning Show,” to let the world know really what she thinks about Idol.

“We want to see him [Sanjaya] win because it’ll kind of prove that ‘American Idol’ is kind of losing its taste,” says Bennett, “it kinda isn’t going for talent anymore and more for popularity.”

Paris, didn’t know you were so sassy. Does she think that she was more marketable that Taylor or Carrie? Yes she had an awesome voice but being and Idol is not just about talent. You gotta have the look, some kind of voice and the public are the ones who choose.

I hope you know Paris that every gig that you play and every album you sell is directly related to the fact that you were on “American Idol.” Don’t bite the hand that feeds you but hey, nice headshot. Hope that music career is going well for you.

Katie and Peter

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Who are Katie Price (aka Jordan) and Peter Andre? They are “stars” in the UK who have decided to bring their reality show to the US. While living in London I saw how obsessive the press is about Jordan and her gigantic fake breasts.

They released a really bad version of “A Whole New World” and had the ugliest wedding I’ve ever seen (see above photo). They also are a bit sassy about Posh and Becks. When asked about the soccer power couple Katie/Jordan attempted to pretend that she wasn’t really familar with two of the most famous people EVER. I have a feeling she forgot that Posh was a huge star in the states during the Spice Girl Days.

When asked about Posh and Becks, Jordan replied: “Who?” That’s when her hubby Peter Andre quickly added: “I might as well say it, (Jordan) is better looking than Victoria, but I’m not better looking than David.”
Then Jordan quipped: “It’s not hard to be better looking than her, is it really? “She’s just a footballer’s wife and Pete and I are still individuals.”

Sassy Miss Katie. They are a super trashy couple but I’m guessing their TV show will be funny on an “Anna Nicole” level.

“Jordan and Peter” begins airing April 21st on E!
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Kate Walsh Has Some Explaining to Do

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Okay, did her bangs think they were getting their own spin-off, too?

I mean, unless she has some sort of inexplicable, totally untreatable fucking growth on her forehead this week, there is no fucking excuse for this haircut. It looks ridiculous and it makes her look about 10 years older. I don’t get it, Kate. You used to be such a pretty girl.

Update: You know, I should add that both T.R. Knight and Katherine Heigl made appearances at this GLAAD event. But I went through all the photos and couldn’t find a single one of Isaiah Washington. Curious.

I ::Heart:: Brittany Snow

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I fell in love with her on American Dreams, and I even loved her when she was playing that crazy racist psycho on Nip/Tuck. I mean, I didn’t love her character (in fact, I credit that entire subplot as the official Nip/Tuck shark-jumping), but I still loved her. I even love that cute little scar she has on her forehead. And, because I love her so much, I’m not going to spend much time harping on the fact that she’s wearing enough base here to feed a family of four for a month. I mean, if people could eat cosmetics. Anyway, here’s Brittany looking adorable at the GLAAD Media Awards.