Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Afternoon Delight

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Paris Hilton got dumped again. [The Superficial]

Ryan Dunn‘s passenger revealed. [Bitten and Bound]

The cast of Glee is going to be entirely different next season. [Starpulse]

Lupe Fiasco is officially an idiot. [Bossip]

Tracy Morgan tries to salvage his reputation with the gay community. [Rumor Fix]

Now EVERYONE wants to talk about Megan Fox’s Transformers departure. [Socialite Life]

Last scenes of Law and Order: Criminal Intent. [Caught on Set]

Ryan Dunn was apparently drunk when he wrecked his car, as if that’s supposed to be some sort of surprise. [Yeeeah]

Steven Spielberg ruined Megan Fox. [The Blemish]

Because you need to know who Charlie Siem is. [OMGBlog]

Last night’s Bachelorette recap. [The Frisky]

Angelina Jolie gets wasted. [Cele|bitchy]

What does Evangeline Lilly have to do with The Hobbit? [LA Times]

Pop divas at their worst. [OMGBlog]

Here’s Weird Al’s Full ‘Perform This Way’ Video

Jenn gave you the teaser the other day (naughty little tart), so here’s the full, official video for Weird Al’s latest Gaga-knockoff-single, ‘Perform This Way.’

Al is definitely as bizarre as he was fifteen years ago when I was one of his biggest fans (sorry, I wasn’t cool and into, like, Nirvana and Silverchair or whatever) and I actually like this song. Better than I like ‘Born This Way,’ but that’s not saying a whole lot, considering how I feel about Stefani Germanotta at large.

Are you guys loving Al’s new shit?