Okay, look, I’m typically the last person to think she can turn a gay man straight, but, in the case of Reichen Lehmkuhl, I just can’t give up hope. He’s so ridiculously hot. And I interviewed him once, and he’s also charming and funny and smart and amazing and was ever-so-tolerant of my endless attempts to subtly hit on him (and by subtly I mean I announced, right in front of his boyfriend, “I know you’re gay but will you just consider dating me?”). I have to have him. And so when Trent over at PITNB noticed that Reichen’s MySpace status had been changed to “Single,” along with a scathing note to … uh … someone, my little heart skipped a beat. Could it be that Reichen is single again? Is it time for me to start developing my magical turn-a-gay-man-straight powers?
Later, Reichen changed his page again, apologizing for his “childish remarks,” and stating — although no one believes him — that they “weren’t describing anyone I have actually dated.” It’s hard to read it, though, because who the fuck can take their eyes off his stomach?
Reichen, baby. Vagina can be so, so beautiful. Promise me you’ll think about it.
April 30, 2008 at 8:09 pm by Evil Beet
Holly Madison and the rest of the brain trust over at Playboy are looking for a very special lady to represent Playboy’s 55th anniversary … on YouTube.
They’re taking submissions starting now, and they’ll begin to post them next week. The videos must show off the girl’s body, personality, and contain no nudity (sad face!).
The best submissions will be honored with a trip to Los Angeles for an exciting two days with the Playboy team that will include: a Playboy pictorial that will appear on Playboy.com, a tour of the world-renowned Playboy Mansion, participation in a catalog fashion shoot featuring Playboyâ€™s latest apparel collections, and a private Playmate test-shoot with Holly Madison that could result in one of the winners being selected as the prized 55th Anniversary Playmate for Playboy magazineâ€™s January 2009 issue.
This is gonna be fun.
April 30, 2008 at 7:56 pm by Evil Beet
Here’s the always-stunning Catherine Zeta Jones on the set of her new film, Rebound. I think she and Michael Douglas decided, as a couple, that he was doing enough goddamn aging for the both of them, so she just stopped.
More pics of Catherine on the set after the jump.
April 30, 2008 at 5:01 pm by Evil Beet
The 38-year-old hottie and songstress is engaged to 27-year-old Nick Cannon, according to a source close to the couple.
Nick was engaged to Selita Ebanks for awhile, but that never actually happened, so this’ll be the first marriage for Nick if it happens. Mariah, of course, was married to Tommy Mottola for five years.
I just can’t hate on Mariah. I want to, I do, but I kind of love her. I’m obsessed with her new album, and I hope to be able to score 27-year-old hotties when I’m approaching 40.
April 30, 2008 at 4:55 pm by Evil Beet
Rumor is that someone is shopping a tape of Angelina Jolie snorting and smoking heroin. They’re asking $70K for the tape, which reportedly includes Angie saying “Wow, this is really good smack – not that cheap crap that’s been stepped on.” The tape was made in the ’90s, just before Angelina became a huge star.
I’m honestly not all that excited about this possibility. Like, Angie’s been straightforward and honest about her past drug use, so this won’t be particularly exciting or revelatory; it’ll just suck for her kids to see it when they get older.
I, for one, don’t care.
April 30, 2008 at 4:48 pm by Evil Beet
Jamie-Lynn Spears is powerless to hide her pregnant belly, pictured here with a friend in McComb, Mississippi.
Meanwhile, big sis Britney will hit up an LA courtroom on May 6 to try to regain some custody of her two sons.