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Is This Paris Hilton’s New Guy?

Paris Hilton with New Boyfriend Tyler Atkins, T-Shirt Designer, Pics, Pictures and Photos

Paris Hilton with New Boyfriend Tyler Atkins, T-Shirt Designer of Rock Stars and Angels, Pics, Pictures and Photos

Meet Tyler Atkins.

He’s 21 years old. He’s the designer behind Kitson fave t-shirt line Rock Stars & Angels. And he may be fucking Paris Hilton.

According to the Daily News, Paris and Tyler were “making out like teenagers” at a recent Malibu beach party.

On June 20, Tyler said the following about hanging out with a “famous chick” in the Hollywood Hills an interview:

She’s like a full pill-popper … she brought out these pills and because I was drunk I went, ‘Yeah, fuck it – I’ll just have one. Why not?’ And she gave me like four of these pills that were like Vicodin; they were like Rohypnols or something. Heavy, heavy. And she drugged me, this famous chick. … I woke up in her spa bath with her and her best friend. We were in the spa bath, full-on threesome. And then I don’t remember anything else. I remember waking up at 5 o’clock in the afternoon in between them both … I couldn’t find my clothes in the whole house. [I was] just tripping, just going, ‘What did this girl give me?’ It was gnarly, eh? I woke up from like banging on the door … because she had to go to set, and she’s meant to be at set at like 3 o’clock and it’s just that loose that it’s 5 o’clock and they’re still passed out. I didn’t know to open the door or what. I had these shitty girls’ clothes on, just tripping. I couldn’t find my clothes. I got dropped down on Sunset Blvd. … I had no minutes left on my phone, so I couldn’t call anyone. Looking like a freak in girls’ clothes.

I don’t know what Paris’s thing is with plucking these younger guys out of obscurity for five minutes and then ditching their asses. I seriously think she gets off on giving them a little taste of her special brand of glory and then shoving them back into their former, mundane existences. Like, “Look how awesome I am. Now you can’t have it anymore.” I used to laugh at these guys; now I just feel bad for them.

Links and Kittens

Cute Kittens

A commenter mentioned the other day that she liked it when I was running pictures of cute animals during the Anna Nicole Aftermath, so here are cute kittens with the links.

Oprah’s dog died. No, not Gayle. [popbytes]

Kylie Minogue is back with Olivier Mar … snore … [Cele|bitchy]

Paris Hilton goes surfing. [Jordan]

Britney’s back in the pink wig. [Cityrag]

Cameron Diaz rocks the bikini. [Drunken Stepfather]

David Beckham spends the night before his first practice session with The Galaxy partying at Chateau Marmont. [The Bosh]

Here’s the video of Kelly Rowland collapsing at a recent concert. [The Blemish]

Yes, of course Britney Spears’ new boyfriend used to sell dildos. [Yeeeah]

Katie Holmes Escaped!!

Katie Holmes at Hairspray New York City Premiere Pictures, Pics and Photos

I don’t know what to say about these pictures of Katie Holmes arriving (sans Tom) at the NYC premiere of Hairspray to support her Scientology cohort, John Travolta.

The truth is, I don’t have anything mean to say. She looks great. She doesn’t look particularly brainwashed. The hair is precious. The dress is perfect. The make-up is just right. She’s not wearing sunglasses. She’s not dwarfing her husband. She’s not too big and she’s not too small. She has almost — almost – reclaimed the girl-next-door adorableness that sent Dawson into such a tizzy. Way to go, Katie!

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Hey, NY Post, Celebslam Doesn’t Have the Naked Pics of Lindsay and They’re Not Threatening to Publish Them

It’s weird when you’re up close and personal with a story and get to see how quickly it can get twisted.

On Friday, July 13, I got this email from Nick, the owner of and generally a very cool guy:

Sorry about my second email in two days (you know I hardly ever send these out) but I may have something newsworthy…

I caught Lindsay Lohan on Gmail chat this morning (someone hooked me up with her email a few months ago NOT the one that everyone already knows about) where she made the surprise admission that someone may have stolen nude pictures of her taken by ex-fling Calum Best.

Took a screenshot of the conversation:


I didn’t run the story because I’m pretty sure Lindsay was pulling this shit out of her ass. I believe Nick had the conversation with Lindsay, but I think she was fucking with him. She knew Nick was a blogger, and she knew this shit would land her in the papers. She was still in rehab, so she was sober when this convo took place, and she’s too smart to hand a blogger this kind of info and then be “shocked” when the info hits the web. I think she’s full of shit.

Today, I read this in the NY post:

Just weeks after sultry shots of Lohan and Vanessa Minnillo goofing around with kitchen knives hit the Web, underground site claims it has its hands on nude photos of Lindsay – and the stalker-ish site is threatening to publish them.

In what Web site owner “Nick” claims to be a G-mail chat between himself and Lohan, the starlet supposedly wrote: “All I know is that someone broke into my computer and left a file on my desktop saying he got the pictures Cal took from me naked.”

Regarding the photos, Lohan’s rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, told Page Six, “Anything is possible. I know nothing about it, but her lawyers have been contacted.”

Okay, NY Post, that is sooo not what happened. Celebslam doesn’t have those pics. Celebslam doesn’t know where they are. They probably don’t exist at all. And how hard is it to go to the site, read the article, and get your story straight? The mainstream media is retarded.