The photos are really just because, and since Twilight has kind of been my new thing for the past few weeks, I thought it appropriate to show as many photos of the trio (and in this case, duo) as I could possibly muster.
Kristen and Taylor were photographed on the red carpet for A Better Life screening, a film about gangs and immigration and a man trying to give his son a, um, “better life” than maybe he had. I suppose that’s where that film title comes from. Huh.
Not pictured? Robert Pattinson, who’s probably working on, like, one of four movies or something right now.
Is it me, or is K-Stew just, like, so so gorgeous?
There’s a chance that Britney Spears is still crazy. Ok, no, she’s definitely still crazy, but she also definitely looking way hot these days, and that’s why it’s totally fine if you feel aroused by this video. Just look at that guy – he’s totally feeling it. Don’t hold back. Let yourself be free, if only for one minute and thirty five seconds.
And here’s a fun fact about Britney that you might enjoy: if she takes it upon herself to tie you to a stripper pole in front of hundreds of people and sexy dance all over you, she’ll be sweet enough to drape a pink feather boa around your shoulders to discreetly hide your massive erection. Isn’t that just the nicest thing you’ve heard in ages?