Ms. Spears hit up Robertson for some shopping with little Jayden James in tow.
What’s with the new glasses, Brit? Is this how you’re going to seem responsible now? Running around with reading glasses and children?
It doesn’t work so well when you go do ten shots at Winston’s a few hours later, my dear.
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I feel like I should hate it. And yet I don’t.
Maybe the dress is just fine. Maybe I just feel like Vanessa Carlton is someone who should be generally loathed. Maybe every time I see her I just think to myself, “You know, I liked it better when they called it Alanis Morissette.”
But the ultra-long dress with the ultra-low neck?
I kind of dig it.
Everyone’s favorite law-abiding citizen plead guilty to the charges stemming from last year’s weapons arrest, when a certain someone thought to smuggle a collapsible baton onto an airplane in a laptop case.
Snoop’s actually going to less jail time than Nicole Richie for this one — he’ll do 160 hours of community service and three years probation for the felony, which will be reduced to a misdemeanor if he manages not to break the law for an entire year. And the sonofabitch didn’t even have to get pregnant!
“Snoop’s goal is to make music, not make court appearances,” said his lawyer.
Jamie-Lynn Spears hits up the Teen Vogue Young Hollywood party in LA.
“Seriously, you guys, this dress is so cool after you eat these mushrooms Britney gave me.”
Fine, Jamie-Lynn, but how are we supposed to make sense of your hair?
Mary-Louise, who already has one kid with Billy Crudup (who pulled a Tom Brady and ditched her for Claire Danes before the kid was born — or would it be more accurate to say Tom Brady pulled a Billy Crudup? Or who cares?), was spotted around New York with her newest African accessory: a child!
The Weeds actress took the new
purse human being to the doctor and then chatted away on her cell phone.
No word yet on the little girl’s name.
She was with E! for awhile, then she moved to TV Guide network, and, most recently, Joan Rivers has been critiquing the red carpet from … a blog?
Shit, I can do that.
What I can’t do is get VH1 to support my blogging efforts.
Their interest in Joan’s red-carpet commentary is leading some folks at the LA Times to wonder whether VH1′s getting into the red carpet business.
I have a hunch â€” and more than that â€” that Joan and Melissa are secretly planning a dramatic comeback to the red carpet.
What’s key about current circumstances is that Joan and Melissa did their Internet gig with VH1. That sure makes you wonder: Is the music channel planning to get into the red carpet biz? If so, why weren’t Joan and Melissa at the Emmys repping VH1? Currently, no rival network has an exclusive deal. The TV Guide Channel eventually busted that E! monopoly, opening up the carpet to other cable players.
When I recently asked Joan’s PR rep if the Rivers gals will work red carpets for VH1 in the future, she got noticeably nervous and replied: “No comment.”
The whole article is interesting and worth a read, by the way — lots of behind-the-scenes drama in there — but Joan and Melissa back on the red carpet? On VH1???
I love it.
Check out Hayden Panettiere grinding all up on Milo Ventimiglia. And you thought you couldn’t wait until this chick turned 18. [Celebslam]
Has Ben Affleck switched his addiction to online gambling? Maybe he could quit that too and start getting addicted to making watchable movies again. [Cele|bitchy]
Okay, this is fucking amazing. OMG. [popbytes]
It’s true: they’re actually continuing to let Jessica Simpson make movies. [INO]
Did Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron
end their fake relationship for additional publicity split up? [Derek Hail]
Um, why is Oscar de la Hoya wearing fishnet stockings? [Ninja Dude]
Because you know what joke is funny every single time? Having sex with a girl and then finding out she had a sex change!! Oh, you slay me, Dane Cook. [Drunken Stepfather]