Today's Evil Beet Gossip

More of the Lindsay Lohan Post-Rehab Interview!!! New Boyfriend, Too!!!

Lindsay Lohan Has a New Boyfriend, Riley Giles, Who She Met in Rehab Oh, Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay!!! WELCOME BACK!!!! We were soooooooooooooooo sick of Britney. It's all Lindsay all the time now!!!! Is everyone soooooooooo excited to see what Britney does to get the attention back on her? What will she think of this time??? Oh and Linds has a new boyfriend, who she met in rehab. He's a 25-year-old snowboarder named Riley Giles. (With a name like Riley Giles, you pretty much have to be a snowboarder, right?) Jump in to read the whole interview. R...

La Lohan’s Post-Rehab Exclusive with OK!

lindsay1.jpg The full interview won't be out until Thursday, but OK! has posted some of the quotes they got from Lindsay in their exclusive post-rehab interview. "I'm going back [to LA] to shoot Dare to Love Me, but I plan on returning to Utah so I can stay focused and avoid other distractions," she says. "Tempation is always there, but now I'll avoid it the right way." And: "I hit rock bottom. Everything in my life came to a point where I had to make a decision." And lastly: "My talent is a gift...

Brett Ratner Doesn’t Want to Talk About Britney, Would Rather Call Lindsay Lohan a Slut

Brett Ratner and Lindsay Lohan, Pictures, Photos Director Brett Ratner, who's currently making a film about Hugh Hefner's life, when asked if he'd cast Lindsay Lohan: "She's very talented; she'd be great a as a Playboy bunny, if she stayed sober." Brett and Lindsay dated briefly in 2006, when Lindsay was 20 and Brett was 37. Director Brett Ratner, when asked what advice he'd give to Britney Spears: “I wouldn't. I don't want to be quoted about Britney.” Oh, silly Brett. Everyone has to get quoted about Britney this mont...

Gay or Straight? I Just Can’t Tell.

This is the latest viral video to be making the rounds on this thing we call the World Wide Internet. The song you hear in the background is the bonus track on Beyonce's B'Day album. This video is oddly addictive. I don't know why. Maybe it's because I secretly wish my butt could do things like that. But it can't. I'm a white girl. My ass is, like, practically an internal organ. Oh well. /> This is the latest viral video to be making the rounds on this thing we call the World Wide Internet. The song you hear in the background is the bonus track on Beyonce's B'Day album. This video is oddly addictive. I don't know why. Maybe it's because I secretly wish my butt could do things like that. But it can't. I'm a white girl. My ass is, like, practically an internal organ. Oh well. ...

Chef Tom Colicchio Has to Eat His Own Words

Chef Tom Colicchio Loses Michelin Guide Star at Craft Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!! Okay, so you know how, on Top Chef, Tom Colicchio's always like, "You're a good chef, but we just don't see consistency out of you"??? HA HA HA HA HA. So, um, on Monday, Michelin -- one of the premiere restaurant ranking agencies in the world -- took away one of Tom Colicchio's stars at his restaurant Craft. "It doesn't mean that the chef has less talent. It's just that the consistency was not there," said Jean-Luc Naret, the director of the Mi...

The Gimme More Video, Again

YouTube and Brightcove both pulled it last time, so I know a lot of you didn't get to see it. But now that MTV premiered it Monday afternoon, hopefully this one'll stick around a little longer. It would be a pity for anyone to miss out on the Britney Spears patented brand of ocular vacancy. Enjoy. /> YouTube and Brightcove both pulled it last time, so I know a lot of you didn't get to see it. But now that MTV premiered it Monday afternoon, hopefully this one'll stick around a little longer. It would be a pity for anyone to miss out on the Britney Spears patented brand of ocular vacancy. Enjoy. ...

See, This is Why These Kids Go Crazy

Alex Wolff at a CD Signing for The Naked Brothers Band, Pictures, Photos Nine-year-old Alex Wolff, from the hit Nickelodeon series/movie The Naked Brothers Band, descends an escalator at a CD signing in NYC, followed by photogs and camera crews. It just feels like such an iconic image to me. He's nine. And it is all I can do to stop myself from making a bitchy comment about his shoes. How can one possibly expect a nine-year-old kid thrust into this sort of fame to develop a comprehensive and realistic picture of the way the world actually operat...