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7BREAKING: Britney’s Back in the Hospital!!!


The LAPD has officially put Britney on a 5150 hold at the hospital, after the psychiatrist she’s been working with was alarmed by her behavior. He then called the LAPD, who took Britney to UCLA Medical Center.

She was taken by ambulance to the hospital, where both her parents joined her.

She was reportedly very calm throughout the whole ordeal.

Because of the 5150 hold, Britney will be in the hospital for at least 3 days.

January 31, 2008 at 7:04 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Britney Spears

22Yes Of Course Paris Hilton Was Making Out with Elisha Cuthbert


She desperately needs the publicity.

Everything’s all Britney, Britney, Britney these days.

What’s a girl to do?

The answer is obvious: Suck face with someone who’s as big a trainwreck as Britney, without all that international superstardom baggage.

Paris Hilton and actress Elisha Cuthbert were “all over each other and making out” at New York’s Tenjune club Tuesday night, a source tells

“Who knew?” says the source of the unlikely pairing.

Hilton, 26, and Cuthbert, 25 (who costarred in 2005′s House of Wax), didn’t arrive at Tenjune together. Hilton was there for a birthday party and was seen dancing on banquets. “It’s Paris,” says the source. “She loves putting on a show.”

That’s cute.

January 30, 2008 at 11:36 pm by Evil Beet


Malcolm-Jamal Warner at Premiere of Fools Gold, Pictures, Photos

Malcolm-Jamal Warner showed up to the premiere of Fools Gold, too.

I guess he’s in the movie.

It’s his first gig in two years.

He sure is a cutie, though.

January 30, 2008 at 11:27 pm by Evil Beet

40Oh, Go to Hell, Bitch

Camila Alves and Matthew McConaughey at Premiere of Fools Gold

Camila Alves is all smiles at the premiere of Fools Gold, with her soon-to-be baby-daddy, Matthew McConaughey.

Yeah, fuck you, too, hooker.

And that’s a stupid dress.

January 30, 2008 at 11:24 pm by Evil Beet

11Your Daily Britney


Britney and Adnan hit up a Jerry’s Deli in LA on Wednesday.

She’s been wearing the oddest shades of lipstick lately. I mean, is it supposed to match her shirt?

January 30, 2008 at 11:20 pm by Evil Beet

19Figure This Shit Out


Seriously. Explain this to me. Please.

January 30, 2008 at 11:14 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Verne Troyer