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2Being Sarah Marshall

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It’s funny; a few weeks ago, I was driving around LA and saw one of those billboards that says “My Mother Always Hated You, Sarah Marshall” and I thought to myself, “God, it would suck to be named Sarah Marshall right now.”

The billboards, of course, are a promotion for Judd Apatow’s new film, Forgetting Sarah Marshall. There are several of them, sporting phrases like “You Suck, Sarah Marshall” and “You Do Look Fat in Those Jeans, Sarah Marshall.”

Like I said: it would suck to be named Sarah Marshall right now.

Well, the Sarah Marshalls of the world have decided to do something about it. A Sarah Marshall from Greenfield, Mass., started what she’s calling The Marshall Plan. She made her own sign, that reads “You Suck Judd Apatow.” An Arlington, Virginia-based Sarah Marshall made an Internet appeal to all other Sarah Marshalls, saying “Let’s start a support group.” Loves it.

Fancast has an interesting article documenting how Sarah Marshalls across the country are responding to Apatow’s marketing campaign. Check it out here.

April 20, 2008 at 9:01 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Uncategorized

9Congrats to Tia Mowry!

Tia Mowry and Husband Cory Hardrict, Pictures, Photos

The Sister, Sister star, 29, married her longtime boyfriend, actor Cory Hardrict, on Sunday at the Four Seasons in Santa Barbara.

Sister Tamera was the maid of honor.

I kind of love the Mowrys. I mean, they’re boring as all hell, but it’s refreshing to see child stars grow up and not be drug addicts. These two seem really grounded and continue to be positive role models. Good for them.

April 20, 2008 at 8:17 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Tia Mowry

10I Am a 10-Year-Old Boy

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Above, find cast members at the Berlin red carpet premiere of a German-language film called Urmel voll in Fahrt.

I laughed for like ten minutes. I’m still giggling as I write this.

Also, I drove through Beaverton, Oregon today, and got quite a kick out of that.

It’s a mystery why I’m still single.

April 20, 2008 at 8:10 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Uncategorized

308I Am Totally Not Above Running the Emma Watson Crotch Shot Photos

Emma Watson 18th Birthday Pictures, Photos

Um, so, this is kind of a moment where I should pick up the phone and call my boss and be like, “Um … is it okay if I run photos of Emma Watson’s vagina?” Because, like, I’ve kind of gotten in all sorts of trouble for this sort of thing lately.

But I love you guys above all else, and I really think it’s important you have the opportunity to see Emma Watson’s vagina. Better to ask for forgiveness than permission, right?

And you know what’s even better? (And what my management will be very, very happy to hear?)

SHE TURNED 18 ON APRIL 15!!!

Emma hit the town in London this weekend to celebrate her 18th birthday, and, on her way out of the club, gave us a real gift. If this had happened a week ago, I would be HELPLESS here! Helpless, and screaming, and crying, and sitting on these photos and TOTALLY UNABLE TO RUN THEM!!! But today, oh, today I can run them. Thank you to Emma Watson’s parents for conceiving her precisely when they did.

Uncensored photos of Emma’s naughty bits are after the jump. Download them to your computer now, before I start getting angry phone calls from the Powers That Be. I’m like that neglected little child who figures negative attention is at least some attention. Like, they’re gonna be mad, but at least they’ll be paying attention to me!!!

Oh, I am gonna get in so much trouble for this.

April 20, 2008 at 7:53 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Emma Watson

3,390More Sexy Miley Cyrus Photos Hit the Internet

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Miley Cyrus Sexy Stomach Belly Photos, Pictures

Here’s a few new shots of 15-year-old Miley posing all sexy-like.

It’s not that she’s doing anything I wasn’t doing at 15.

It’s just that I don’t think most parents hope this is what their 15-year-old is doing.

Also, Miley, you can do soooo much better than this dude, whoever he is.

Miley Cyrus Cuddling with Guy, Pictures, Photos


Want more?

Be sure to check out our nip slip gallery and our crotch shot gallery.

April 20, 2008 at 7:38 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Miley Cyrus

12HAPPY 420, YA’LL!!!

Click here to see new video of Amy Winehouse caught smoking the ganga out on the streets of London. It’s a 4/20 miracle!

Have fun getting baked today, kids! Make sure you have plenty of Pringles and Lucky Charms on hand, and don’t smoke anything I wouldn’t smoke!

April 19, 2008 at 11:49 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Amy Winehouse