Arriving at Mr. Chow’s on Friday night. I think my favorite part of this outfit is the torn-to-shreds Louis Vuitton shorts. Oh, the couture ennui …
Photo credit: Buzz Foto
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OMG you guys this is SUCH A FABULOUS STORY!!! I’m so sad that so many of you are away for Memorial Day and not GLUED to your computer screen following this story the way I am. Because I’m a loser like that. Whatever. Okay, to the dirt:
So Linds started Friday night at Les Deux. (Well, it was midnight by the time she got there). She left at 2 am, and went to a party at Nick Hawk’s house (the guy that runs Koi). Apparently she got in a fight there with her rumored lesbian lover, DJ Samantha Ronson. In the video, you can actually hear Linds as she leaves the party (at the 2:52 mark on the tape), saying “Fuck that goddamn lesbian girl.”
Then she goes to Skybar at The Mondrian for about 45 minutes before heading back to her condo. I guess Samantha Ronson met her there, because she was spotted leaving Lindsay’s building on foot around 5 am, and Lindsay, with a male friend, followed her in her car. She caught up with Samantha as she was in the median of Sunset Boulevard, and the two were screaming, with Lindsay reportedly saying “You fucking lesbian bitch!” to SamRo. Samantha eventually got into the car, and they headed down Sunset until Lindsay ran into the “curb.” And by “into the curb” they mean “over the curb and into a fence.” Check out the video.
So then Lindsay’s bodyguard shows up, around the same time as the cops (responding to a 911 call), and drives the car back to Lindsay’s condo, where it was later towed and impounded by the police. For whatever reason — because he was drunk, retarded, or just hates Linds — it didn’t occur to him to remove the cocaine from the car. So the officers inspecting the car after it was impounded found the narcotics.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha …
Lindsay’s going back to rehab, unless she’s going to jail.
See how cool drugs are, kids?
The DUI five years in the making finally made its long-delayed debut on the very quietest of news days. Lindsay Lohan ran her Mercedes into a curb on Sunset early Saturday morning. There were two other passengers in the car at the time, and they were both taken — along with Lindsay — to a hospital to be treated for minor injuries, but only after Linds was cited on suspicion of DUI. She was released so that she could be taken to the hospital. I think, unfortunately, this means no mug shot.
Lohan will have to appear in court to answer the citation. I smell another stint in rehab.
Happy Memorial Day weekend, kids!
Bobby Trendy I have few words to describe your little outfit here. Bobby T decided to spice up the “American Idol” finale by wearing a dress, pants, and a taffeta halo. Lip-gloss and pink wasn’t enough Bobby? The true sad thing is that he is actually playing himself in the upcoming low-budget Anna Nicole movie starring Willa Ford. This man is the resident gay of the D-list.
After her spat with Elizabeth Hasselbeck earlier in the week, Rosie O’Donnell will not be returning to The View again this season. ABC just released the following statement: “We had hoped that Rosie would be with us until the end of her contract three weeks from now, but Rosie has informed us that she would like an early leave. Therefore, we part ways, thank her for her tremendous contribution to ‘The View’ and wish her well.”
O’Donnell and Hasselbeck feuded on Wednesday when Joy Behar started a debate on the war in Iraq that quickly became personal. Rosie had planned to take Thursday off for her partner Kelly’s birthday, but when she wasn’t back on Friday, fans got curious.
Rosie has seemed upset since the fight, stating on her website Thursday night that “i am sad … so sad” and that all the feuding “IS under my skin …
i cant scrub it off.”
She left these thoughts on Thursday night:
there is a point
u must step away from the canvas
as the work
anymore would take away”
Oh, Rosie. The View is going to be so boring without you.
Dolores O’Riordan performs for an Australian television show yesterday (today? I get so confused with all the time changes. Why can’t everyone live in LA?).
It’s funny that these pictures popped up today because I’m going through, like, the second coming of my Cranberries phase. I mean, like any dutiful teenager, I owned 1994′s No Need to Argue (and, because I was super cool, To the Faithful Departed as well). I’d totally forgotten about that band for awhile, and just recently stumbled on my copy of that CD and remembered how much it rocked. I’ve been listening to it in my car ever since. In fairness, that’s in part because my radio is totally fucked (note to everyone: DO NOT DRIVE THROUGH A CAR WASH WITH YOUR ANTENNA UP. And then if you do it once and your radio still kinda-sorta works, DO NOT DO IT AGAIN. Okay?), but also because it’s a good CD.
Interestingly, O’Riordan is embarking on a solo career. Her first solo album, Are You Listening, was released in the U.S. on May 15. If they’re playing any of it on the radio, I haven’t heard it. But we already talked about that.