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433Jayde Nicole: Playmate of the Year!

Congrats to Canadian model Jayde Nicole, who succeeds Sara Jean Underwood as the 2008 Playmate of the Year. She was honored on Thursday at the Playboy mansion.

Jayde is 22, but, if you can believe it, she was only 6 when she designed that dress!


What an accomplished young woman.

To see a little more of what Jayde’s … uh … working with here, jump in. [NSFW]

Am I the only one slightly bothered by the fact that none of the women in Playboy actually have vaginas? They have, like, little Photoshopped slits. I read somewhere that it’s because having labia in a photo makes it considered somehow more risque, but it just kind of annoys me. Like, vaginas exist. Women don’t just have Barbie anatomy with a tiny hole for your occasional enjoyment. Why can mainstream porn not acknowledge that?


May 8, 2008 at 10:05 pm by Evil Beet
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Here’s Lindsay Lohan supposedly leaving a meeting with the producers of her latest film, Labor Pains, in which she plays a woman who fakes an entire pregnancy for the positive attention. Which should be something Lindsay understands, as she’s faked her entire sobriety for the same reason.

I love how we’re supposed to know this is a production meeting because of the little printed sign on the door. Like, you know Lindsay called her dealer before she headed over there, like, “Hey, I’ve got paparazzi on my tail. Could you, like, make it look like you’re an AA meeting? No? Um, well, then can you make it look like you’re a production office? Yeah, yeah, just a sign’ll be fine. Thanks.”

May 8, 2008 at 9:52 pm by Evil Beet
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6Look Who’s Hip!

Not only has John McCain actually heard of The Office, he even managed to stand within a couple feet of an actual cast member at Time’s 100 Most Influential People gala in NYC Thursday night.

I like how BJ Novak’s looking at the camera like, “Huh, yeah, I’m standing next to John Fucking McCain. Crazy, I know.” And John McCain’s looking at his aide like, “Hey, can you come over here and fix my smile? I can’t get the left side up again. I know, I know. This is the last time tonight, I promise.”

May 8, 2008 at 9:45 pm by Evil Beet
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14Out in Public!!!

Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey made their first public appearance since their (shotgun?) wedding last month, at an event celebrating Time’s 100 Most Influential People in the World. Mariah was there to sing. At least, I certainly hope she didn’t make that list.

Awww, you have to admit they are pretty cute together.

May 8, 2008 at 9:39 pm by Evil Beet
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6Lookin’ Hot!

It was the battle of the New York socialites Thursday night, as Ivanka Trump, Lydia Hearst, Karolina Kurkova, Tinsley Mortimer, Alexandra Richards (yes, that’s Keith’s daughter) and Eugenia Silva showed off some very hot — and very short — frocks at the “Flamenco Blanco” Pronovias store opening in NYC.

I actually like all these dresses quite a bit. Some of the shoes I could do without, though. Like, I appreciate that designers are running out of ideas about how to get creative with shoes, so they’re just kind of like, “Here’s an idea: ugly and unflattering!” And then everyone wears shoes that are ugly and unflattering. But whatever. Just my humble opinion.

May 8, 2008 at 9:33 pm by Evil Beet
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13Liv Tyler and Hubby to Separate

Liv Tyler and her husband of five years, Brit rocker Royston Langdon, have decided to separate, according to her rep.

“Liv Tyler and Royston Langdon have confirmed their separation. They remain good friends and devoted parents to their son Milo and are requesting that their family’s privacy be respected at this time.”

So whatever.


May 8, 2008 at 1:07 pm by Evil Beet
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