Todays “Oh No She Didn’t” moment is brought to you by the always ridiculous Ann Coulter. Ann’s been promoting her new book, Demonic: How the Liberal Mob is Endangering America (ugh), and in a recent interview, she was asked about that super creepy Newsweek cover of Princess Diana with Kate Middleton. Here’s her response:
“I think it’s an insult to, what’s her name? Kate Middleton,” opined Coulter, stating that Middleton is “head and shoulders classier than Lady Di.” She added, “I find it a little baffling when Americans get so gaga-eyed over a princess, and particularly Lady Di, who was just this anorexic, bulimic narcissist.”
Hold up just one minute. First of all, I absolutely hate it when bitches are out to talk some mad shit and then they act like they can’t even be bothered to remember names. Among other things, Ann is a newspaper columnist, she knows Kate Middleton’s name. Second of all, saying some fighting words to a dead lady? Completely pointless, tasteless, and sad.
This is a photo of Bradley Cooper and Anastasia. They’re filming a movie together, and, as if you couldn’t tell, they love each other very much. Isn’t it always so nice when actors can bond together like this on set? It’s inspiring, I think.
Yeah, there’s not really much of a story here. It’s just that sometimes a really special piece of magic comes along that I just can’t keep all to myself. And sometimes, like when Bradley spoke beautiful French or when Hugh Jackman got a puppy, I find something too completely, instinctively attractive that I can’t help but share it with you. And Bradley Cooper with a baby tiger falls into both of those categories.
So, like, not to be gross, but would you tap that or what?
Image courtesy of People
Hidden Camera Guy: Chris Hansen from Dateline?
Chris Hansen: Yes?
Hidden Camera Guy: Hi. I’m just some dude from the National Enquirer, and we know you’re about to walk into the Ritz-Carlton Angle to meet up with some lady friend.
Chris Hansen: What? No. No way, man, I was just coming in to use their telephone.
Hidden Camera Guy: We also happen to know you’ve been planning this rendezvous for awhile. Did you know your lady friend is 30? She’s 30 years old.
Chris Hansen: I swear, I thought she was at least 46.
In a twist of dramatic irony, Chris Hansen of “To Catch a Predator” has been caught cheating on his wife: he was taped, via hidden camera, entering Kristyn Caddell’s apartment with a bag of alcohol. He left with his luggage the following morning.
Sources speculate that Hansen has been seeing the Florida news reporter since March.
Live by the sword, die by the sword, I guess.