So, when I’m not writing over here for you guys, I write the celebrity section on Film.com. I got this email from my editor over there this afternoon:
Hey â€“ Exciting news! Amy got arrested! Woo hoo!
She asked me if I wanted to cover it or if she should just run an AP story, and I told her to run the AP story. Because, the thing is, it’s not exciting to me. It’s not surprising and it’s not even really that interesting and it’s basically just another nail in the coffin of what was once a talented, bright and brilliant young woman who is currently self-destructing as we all look on.
The whole thing just makes me depressed.
April 25, 2008 at 12:38 pm by Evil Beet
For whatever reason, Madonna decided to debut her entire new album, Hard Candy, on MySpace, for days before the album will be released in stores.
Listen to it here.
And I don’t know what my damage is, but I went to bed at midnight last night and didn’t wake up until 11 am today. So now I have like a billion things I’m running late for. I’ll check in with you guys later.
April 25, 2008 at 10:38 am by Evil Beet
Like I’ve said before, the weirdest shit shows up in my inbox.
I got this email yesterday:
I have a frame capture for Ann Hathaway from Ella Enchanted. The picture appears to show no panties… Would you like to see it?
Um … duh!!!! Of course I’d like to see them! So he kindly sent them along.
I can’t tell if she’s wearing no panties or nude panties, but you can definitely see her butt-cheeks in one of them. In the other, I think I can see her penis. I’m not kidding. I definitely need you guys to analyze these photos for me.
Pics are after the jump.
April 24, 2008 at 10:56 pm by Evil Beet
Here’s Angie looking all gorgeous and preggers and perfect and shit as she leaves a restaurant in LA.
I have a plan, you guys. I devised it earlier this week. Ready for it? It’s genius.
Angelina Jolie was just a couple months shy of her 27th birthday when she adopted Maddox. If I’m still single on my 27th birthday, I’m going to adopt a kid from Cambodia. And if I’m still single a couple years after that, I’m going to adopt a kid from Ethiopia. And then what will happen is I will meet my Brad Pitt and be gorgeous and humanitarian and adored and rich and perfect. It’s all so simple, I can’t believe I didn’t think of it sooner! Happiness is finally within my reach!
I shared this plan with my mom the day after I came up with it. My mother is so very tolerant of my little schemes. She was like, “That’s a good idea, sweetheart. That’s almost a year from now. I think you should use that year to do some intensive therapy. And if you still want to adopt a Cambodian baby at the end of a year of therapy, I will support you.”
So I have a shrink appointment on Monday! I am well on my way to my Cambodian baby, you guys!!!
Heh. The shrink is gonna be like, “So, tell me why you’re here.” And I’m going to look her straight in the eyes and be like, “So that my mom will let me get my Cambodian baby.” Heh heh. This is going to be awesome.
April 24, 2008 at 10:32 pm by Evil Beet
Here’s Amy stumbling home from a pub in London last night.
There are around 40 pictures in this set. She looks like this in all of them.
And check out the nasty cigarette burn on her arm.
This girl is going to die soon if she doesn’t decide to want help.
April 24, 2008 at 10:16 pm by Evil Beet
Carmen Electra reportedly got engaged this weekend to her boyfriend, Korn guitarist Rob Patterson. He popped the question while they were celebrating her 36th birthday in Las Vegas.
If this actually happens, it’ll be her third marriage. (The first was to Dennis Rodman — later annulled — and the second to Dave Navarro.) I think someone’s trying to give Pam Anderson a run for her money. How long do we think this marriage’ll last, kids? I give it two months.