Today's Evil Beet Gossip

The Britney Album Preview

Wanna preview Britney's new album? You can get a sneak peak at some of the songs on this player her PR folks have created, because, you know, most of it's leaked already, so who cares? There are a few on here I hadn't heard already, but most of them have been floating around the Internet for awhile. What's the verdict? Oh, and it looks like Brit-Brit might be able to see her kids again soon. Her lawyer says she's "in compliance" with all the judge's orders and that "I expect that visita...

Welcome Home, Lindsay

Lindsay Lohan’s Spray Tan on Her Legs Looks Terrible Okay, did the Cirque Lodge drop-outs do Lindsay's spray tan? Because I find it hard to believe that anyone did that shit sober. Or maybe Lindsay did it herself. With some $8 self-tanner she picked up at CVS. I hear she's been short on money lately. Because, I mean, I've seen some fucked up tans on this girl, but this one takes the cake. Hi, Lindsay. Aren't you glad you're back home? Didn't you miss this? I missed you, baby. I know we fight, honey, but I do it because I love...

Now This is How You Do Sober

Joanie “Chyna” Laurer and Captain Morgan at Spike Scream Awards A fresh-from-rehab Joanie "Chyna" Laurer poses with Captain Morgan at the Spike Scream Awards in LA on Friday. You know, I've seen more than one celeb in my life politely decline to be photographed with alcohol or anything alcohol-related, even when it's an alcohol sponsoring the party. I was at a party once sponsored by Anheuser-Busch, whose PR folks desperately wanted to get a photo of Nick Cannon with a Budweiser, and he was just like, "No way. You can get as many photos of me as you wa...

When I’m Right, I’m Right

VJ Logan from America’s Most Smartest Model So we're leaving Shag in Hollywood last night, due to the tragic lack of hot men there that night, and we're waiting for the valet to bring our car around, when I spot this dude getting into the VIP line. "This is retarded," I tell my girls. "Just when we're leaving, the hottest guy I've seen in forever shows up here." My friends gave me shit. "He's not that hot!" they say. "You're crazy!" They start laughing at me and shaking their heads. But I stick to my guns. "That guy is gorgeous...