Today's Evil Beet Gossip

I’m Giving Halle Berry a Pass on This Whole Jewish Nose Thing

halle_hair31.jpg In case you haven't heard about it yet, you can read about Halle Berry and her Jewgate here. Basically, she went on Leno, showed some Photoshopped picture of herself with a really big nose, and said it looked like her "Jewish cousin." (The "Jewish" part was removed from the broadcast at Berry's request.) As a member of the Tribe, I get to give people passes for shit like this. And I'm giving Halle Berry a pass. I really don't think she meant to be offensive. Even the Jews over at Page Six w...

David Chase Weighs in on Sopranos Finale

tony.jpg After audiences spent weeks grappling with the Sopranos finale in June, creator David Chase finally gives us his opinion. "The pathetic thing — to me — was how much they wanted HIS blood, after cheering him on for eight years," he says of the audience members who wanted to see Tony whacked. And as for all the theories? "There are no esoteric clues in there. No `Da Vinci Code,'" he says. A.J. will "probably be a low-level movie producer. But he's not going to be a killer li...

Poll: Ladies, Would You Go to a Male Brothel?

Would You Go to Heidi Fleiss’s Stud Farm Male Brothel? As we reported earlier today, Heidi Fleiss will be opening The Stud Farm, a male brothel, in Nevada in less than two months. The brothel will only perform male-on-female services (sorry, gay dudes!) and Heidi's hoping it'll make her a killing. Obviously women approach sex a little differently than men, and I have to wonder if chicks would actually go to this thing. So, sorry to be all exclusive here, but this poll is for the women who read this blog. (But I still love you, guys!!!) ...

Apparently the Spice Girls Are Writing Lullabies Now




















That's what this is, right? A lullaby? For the 8000 kids you have between the five of you? Because the next time I have insomnia after drinking 5 Red Bulls (not FDA recommended, people!) and staying up all night trying to make this blog awesome for you guys, I'm putting this shit on loop and going right to sleep. I cannot believe this is their first single. This sucks. Maybe this shit flies in the U.K.? Can the British folk please weigh in? asldifu8ru94hrwesljdnvj 98ew6t79w4eshkdjasidfu84uoae8fsdu78 dfuaoeifuds8ov7fijoesoijefoihasrey89DFFSDFSDjfdklsdinn../.,,.ji;h Oh shit, did I fall asleep at my keyboard? I need to turn this song off. Enjoy the new Spice Girls single: "Headlines (Friendship Never Ends)" /> That's what this is, right? A lullaby? For the 8000 kids you have between the five of you? Because the next time I have insomnia after drinking 5 Red Bulls (not FDA recommended, people!) and staying up all night trying to make this blog awesome for you guys, I'm putting this shit on loop and going right to sleep. I cannot believe this is their first single. This sucks. Maybe this shit flies in the U.K.? Can the British folk please weigh in? asldifu8ru94hrwesljdnvj 98ew6t7...