Today's Evil Beet Gossip

American Doll Posse Drops Today

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I mean, for the eight of you who haven’t already downloaded it since it leaked a couple weeks ago, or who haven’t caught the free streaming version on Tori’s MySpace page, today’s the day you are fully entitled to spend money for this album! WOO HOO!!

In typical superfuckingcrazy Tori-style, the album revolves around the voices of four separate women: Santa, Clyde, Pip and Isabel. And to put a modern spin on the superfuckingcraziness, Tori has given all four of these women blogs. On four different blogging platforms. Including Tagworld. I know, I know. And if that alone makes your head kind of explode, you should try actually reading them.

Pip: http://pipolitics.livejournal.com/
Clyde: http://clydespeaks.blogspot.com/
Santa: http://www.myspace.com/iampossesanta
Isabel: http://www.tagworld.com/isabeldocuments

To celebrate the release of ADP, Tori will be performing tonight at a secret location in NYC’s Times Square from 7-9pm. If you’re one of the first 80 people to purchase ADP from Barnes and Noble Union Square location, you’ll get admission for one to the event.

Boy George Hits People

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LONDON, England (Reuters) — British singer Boy George was arrested and released on bail after a 28-year-old man accused the former Culture Club frontman of “false imprisonment and common assault.”

Now I don’t know what “common assault” is. Maybe it’s when you don’t channel the creative when beating on someone. But “false imprisonment” sounds a whole lot like that movie Misery or the guy with the lotion and the hose. In other words, not so good.

Boy’s not worried though. See?

His brother Kevin was quoted by the NME music magazine as saying that George was not annoyed and found the allegations “hilarious”.

I do find it a little funny that Boy George’s bro is named Kevin. Can you imagine the party introductions?

“Ah yeah, I’ve got couple people I’d like you to meet. This is Boy George, you might remember him from the Karma Chameleon thing. And this is his brother Kevin. Kevin and Boy, meet Melinda.”

But I for one don’t find these allegations “hilarious” in the slightest. If you imprison someone, and it’s false style, you’re asking for trouble boy (Boy).

Late-Night Links

For $5M, Kim Kardashian is totally okay with you watching her sex tape. That’s impressive, Kim. I probably would have sold out somewhere around $500K. Then again, I’m kind of trashy. [Bossip]

Peter Andre has meningitis, but it looks like he’ll live. [popbytes]

Yup, they’re sending Prince Harry to the front lines in Iraq. [A Socialite's Life]

Even Jessica Simpson’s ginormous breasts can’t save her from the fug of this dress. [Derek Hail]

Honestly, Britney, you must be joking. [Celebslam]

Heather Mills is getting $50 million from Sir Paul McCartney. What’s in it for you, you ask? Hopefully, no more Heather Mills. [Cele|bitchy]

Happy birthday, Kirsten Dunst! Try not to O.D.! [The Blemish]

Courtney Love is auctioning off most of Kurt Cobain’s belongings. [Holy Candy]

Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore hit Coachella hand-in-hand. I don’t understand Coachella. Every year, someone invites me to go, and every year it just looks so dirty. Why would I stand outside in the sun all day and put up with Port-O-Potties when I could just play a CD and smoke a bowl in the comfort of my living room? [Gabsmash]

Victoria Beckham sports the THO. [Drunken Stepfather]

Pete Wentz discusses the art of “guyliner.” [POTP]

Will Roseanne Replace Rosie on The View?

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That’s what the NY Post is reporting.

Roseanne’s rep denies the rumor, and Roseanne herself has said in the past that she’s not interested in hosting The View.

Insiders have also tossed out names like Joan Rivers, Kathy Griffin, Connie Chung and Whoopi Goldberg as possible replacements.

Further complicating matters is the fact that Rosie’s nemesis, Elizabeth Hasselbeck, is pregnant and will be taking a leave of absence from the show as her due date approaches.