0Playing Nice With PR Reps: The Blades of Glory Contest

It’s not that we’re selling out to the man, per se, it’s more that we want our readers to have a shot at a free Will Ferrell-related stuff.

The good folks pushing Ferrell’s latest film, Blades of Glory, have implored us to give free stuff from the film to our audience, so IT IS CONTEST TIME, PEOPLE.

GRAND PRIZE (1 winner):
Blades of Glory t-shirt
Blades of Glory poster
Blades of Glory soundtrack CD
“Limited-edition” BoG cereal box (and I have been assured that there is real cereal in it)

RUNNER-UP (1 winner):
Blades of Glory poster
BoG cereal box (still limited edition)

So how do you win?

It’s easy: just complete the following sentence as you see fit. We’ll pick the entry we like best, and announce the winner at the end of the week. Leave your answer in the comments (please include your email address in your signature) or email us at evilbeet@gmail.com, subject line “Contest.”

THE SENTENCE: Now that Lindsay Lohan’s father is out of jail, ______________________.

More Blades of Glory goodness after the jump:

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March 14, 2007 at 10:56 am by Evil Beet

8Wednesday Morning Funny

For those sad that Monday Morning Music was missing monday (I blame my job…working is so 1995) here is Wednesday Morning Funny. This is a favorite on the Logo Network (the network for the gays). It is NSFW….but way too funny for words.

March 14, 2007 at 9:57 am by EvilT

0Everybody Drinks Too Much

At least everybody famous.

Mischa Barton ran outside to hurl at a SoHo bar, and — in a very exciting Page Six scoop — narrowly missed the shoes of Jamie-Lynn Sigler with her vomit. Where is a camera when you need one? I don’t CARE about pictures of Britney Spears leaving an AA meeting — I want to see the look on Meadow Soprano’s face as Marissa Cooper’s vomit splashes in her direction. Anyway, Mischa went back inside and continued drinking, because she’s not an addict. (In fairness, Us Weekly’s source reported the incident as: “At one point Mischa suddenly ran out the door and threw up outside. Jamie-Lynn ran outside after her, but it wasn’t a big deal. They were laughing.” BECAUSE IT IS FUNNY DAMMIT!!!)

Also, Fergie couldn’t board a Virgin Airlines flight to London because she was T-R-A-S-H-E-D. According to a source, “She was drunkenly ranting at staff but could barely string a sentence together. It was very embarrassing.” Her bandmates stayed on the flight, and Fergie eventually made it to Heathrow later that night, refusing to comment.

Sheesh. Regular attendance at AA meetings should be a damn union requirement in this industry.

March 14, 2007 at 9:23 am by Evil Beet

5I Call Bullshit

On the Britney-Spears-has-a-boyfriend-she-met-in-AA story that’s running around the Internet today. I mean, far be it from me to discredit the National Enquirer, but, okay, Britney has been to, what, two AA meetings that weren’t held at Promises? And it’s not like an AA meeting is a social hour — especially if you’re there with your rehab center. They’re going to keep a pretty close eye on where you are and with whom you’re talking. And then there’s all this shit about Britney calling and emailing him contantly. Again: being in rehab is not particularly conducive to this sort of behavior. I don’t know what The Enquirer thinks you do in rehab, but you don’t just hang out and gab on your cell phone whenever you feel like it, even if you’re Britney Spears. And especially not with some random boy you just met, because romantic relationships are not encouraged. I call bullshit, Enquirer.

March 14, 2007 at 9:00 am by Evil Beet

1Maddox Gets a Killer Mani

[via Celebitchy]

March 14, 2007 at 8:47 am by Evil Beet

0Don’t Tell Her Not to Sing

S-Jo is headed to Broadway!

This is good news for a myriad of reasons; not the least of which is the idea that I’ll know her specific location for hours at a time. You can’t imagine how helpful this is on the stalking front.

Even better the article states:

Screen beauty Scarlett Johansson is in the running to play Nellie Forbush in a sexy revival of “South Pacific” at Lincoln Center.

You see that? Sexy revival! She’s bringing sexy back, the only downside being she’s clearly aligned too tightly with J-Tim’s worldviews on sexy. Plus the fact that she’s playing Ms. Forbush will keep us bloggers in jokes for weeks at a time.

I would like EvilT to take me to this. I will buy the popcorn.

March 14, 2007 at 7:27 am by Spiteful Lars