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31Gary Coleman Still Hasn’t Fucked His Wife of Six Months

Okay, so we didn’t really cover the whole thing where Gary Coleman was all like “Hey guys! I got married awhile back!” because it was a dumb story and Gary Coleman is dumb.

But this is just too good to pass up.

Gary told The Insider that he still hasn’t had sex with his 22-year-old bride. He says it’ll happen when it’s meant to happen, and for all the right reasons.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

It’ll never happen, dude.

February 14, 2008 at 8:41 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Gary Coleman

7Britney’s Dad Will Retain Conservatorship

A court today decided that Britney Spears’ father will retain his conservatorship over his daughter until the next hearing on March 10.

An attorney for Spears’ father also told the court that investigators have spent over 200 hours trying find the Britney Spears’ sometime manager and friend Sam Lutfi to serve him with court papers.

The commissioner agreed to reissue a temporary restraining order against Lutfi if he is not served soon.

Go get ‘em, Papa Spears!!!

February 14, 2008 at 8:34 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Britney Spears

9Indy Trailer!

The trailer for Indiana Jones has finally been released!

What do you guys think?

February 14, 2008 at 1:23 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Uncategorized

12Someone’s In Trouble …


The cops questioned Britney paramour Adnan Ghalib today about an alleged assault against another photog, while he was out shopping with friends.

The cops eventually decided not to press charges or arrest Adnan.


There has to be something you can arrest him for!

February 14, 2008 at 10:35 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Adnan Ghalib

9Britney May Remain Under Father’s Control Even Longer

A court today will consider extending Jamie Spears’ conservatorship over his daughter, mostly because it seems to be working.

Britney hasn’t done anything totally insane since her dad took control of her life. She’s basically been holed up at home, and is reportedly text-messaging friends saying that she’s bored.

Bored, but safe.

Hopefully the court will let Jamie Spears stay in control.

February 14, 2008 at 10:32 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Britney Spears


Uno the Beagle won the Westminster Dog Show this weekend.

Awww … this makes me want a dog. But definitely not a poodle. Those things look ridiculous.

February 14, 2008 at 10:22 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Uncategorized