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More of the Lindsay Lohan Post-Rehab Interview!!! New Boyfriend, Too!!!

Lindsay Lohan Has a New Boyfriend, Riley Giles, Who She Met in Rehab

Oh, Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay!!!

WELCOME BACK!!!!

We were soooooooooooooooo sick of Britney.

It’s all Lindsay all the time now!!!! Is everyone soooooooooo excited to see what Britney does to get the attention back on her? What will she think of this time???

Oh and Linds has a new boyfriend, who she met in rehab. He’s a 25-year-old snowboarder named Riley Giles. (With a name like Riley Giles, you pretty much have to be a snowboarder, right?)

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La Lohan’s Post-Rehab Exclusive with OK!

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The full interview won’t be out until Thursday, but OK! has posted some of the quotes they got from Lindsay in their exclusive post-rehab interview.

“I’m going back [to LA] to shoot Dare to Love Me, but I plan on returning to Utah so I can stay focused and avoid other distractions,” she says. “Tempation is always there, but now I’ll avoid it the right way.”

And: “I hit rock bottom. Everything in my life came to a point where I had to make a decision.”

And lastly: “My talent is a gift and I’m going to use it.”

Okay, Linds. There it is, in black and white. You admit you have a problem. You say you’re going back to Utah after filming wraps. Now let’s see you follow through on that.

Brett Ratner Doesn’t Want to Talk About Britney, Would Rather Call Lindsay Lohan a Slut

Brett Ratner and Lindsay Lohan, Pictures, Photos

Director Brett Ratner, who’s currently making a film about Hugh Hefner’s life, when asked if he’d cast Lindsay Lohan: “She’s very talented; she’d be great a as a Playboy bunny, if she stayed sober.”

Brett and Lindsay dated briefly in 2006, when Lindsay was 20 and Brett was 37.

Director Brett Ratner, when asked what advice he’d give to Britney Spears: “I wouldn’t. I don’t want to be quoted about Britney.”

Oh, silly Brett. Everyone has to get quoted about Britney this month. It’s a union requirement. Didn’t you get the memo? Or did someone forget to mail it in the vagina of an 18-year-old girl?

Gay or Straight? I Just Can’t Tell.

This is the latest viral video to be making the rounds on this thing we call the World Wide Internet.

The song you hear in the background is the bonus track on Beyonce’s B’Day album.

This video is oddly addictive. I don’t know why. Maybe it’s because I secretly wish my butt could do things like that. But it can’t. I’m a white girl. My ass is, like, practically an internal organ. Oh well.

Chef Tom Colicchio Has to Eat His Own Words

Chef Tom Colicchio Loses Michelin Guide Star at Craft

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!

Okay, so you know how, on Top Chef, Tom Colicchio’s always like, “You’re a good chef, but we just don’t see consistency out of you”???

HA HA HA HA HA.

So, um, on Monday, Michelin — one of the premiere restaurant ranking agencies in the world — took away one of Tom Colicchio’s stars at his restaurant Craft.

“It doesn’t mean that the chef has less talent. It’s just that the consistency was not there,” said Jean-Luc Naret, the director of the Michelin Guide.

Am I the only one who finds this shit hilarious???

The Gimme More Video, Again

YouTube and Brightcove both pulled it last time, so I know a lot of you didn’t get to see it. But now that MTV premiered it Monday afternoon, hopefully this one’ll stick around a little longer.

It would be a pity for anyone to miss out on the Britney Spears patented brand of ocular vacancy.

Enjoy.