I’m not even excited about these stories any more. This is just so sad.
A judge on Thursday revoked Britney’s visitations rights with her children, because she refused to provide the drug testing facility with contact information so they could reach her to conduct the random drug tests.
So, basically, either Britney just doesn’t think the law applies to her, or she values her drug use above her children. Or maybe both. I don’t know. But it’s horrible when you consider that there are actual small children involved here who now cannot see their mother.
Brit and K-Fed will be back in a court room on October 26, when they’ll try once again to hammer out their parenting arrangement.
After getting the bad news, Britney hit up Sunset Tan in Hollywood, where manager Nick appeared to be functioning as her bodyguard as she left the place. “This is why I wanted the cops here,” she says as she navigates through the photogs. “I’m never coming here again.”
I think I sense some misplaced anger.
Cynthia Nixon (aka Miranda) and her on-set son, “Brady,” film the SATC movie in NYC.
He’s such a little red-headed cutie.
A firecrotch in the making.
“I left the table and Errol (Lyon, Anderson’s driver) played in my place. I came back to find myself $250,000 in the hole to Rick! Rick, being the gentleman, said he would wipe my debt if I gave him a kiss, so I have to thank Vegas for our relationship switching gears! It evolved into spending every day â€” and then nights â€” together.”
Pamela Anderson, who wed Salomon — the same guy who tried to stick a champagne bottle up Paris Hilton’s snatch on camera — in Las Vegas earlier this month.
ANTM winner Jaslene Gonzalez — who some of you might also recognize as the lesbian love of my life — made an appearance at the 2nd Annual Entertainers 4 Education Alliance Stay In School event.
Look at my girlfriend, always do-gooding!
I sure do know how to pick women.
Although whoever did her make-up for this needed to stay in beauty school another year or so. I am not digging the nude lipstick with the rest of the look. It doesn’t do her chin any favors.
Rebecca Romijn — who wed Jerry O’Connell in July — shows up to tape The Tonight Show on Wednesday.
How amazing does she look?
Like a pin-up from the ’40s.
I’m loving the red shoes here.
She’s a pretty girl, and a talented actress, but she just doesn’t get into any trouble. She shows up on a different red carpet every night (trust me, I look through all the photos every morning), but no one ever runs the photos or writes anything about her.
Plus she’s 27, so she’s like five or six years too old for us to start caring about her.
But we get to care today, because she’s talking about Hayden Panettiere and her (non-) relationship with Milo Ventimiglia.
They’re just great friends,” she told OK! magazine. “They’re not dating.â€
As for her own love life? (I guess the interviewer felt obliged to ask her.)
â€œI’m taking single life moment by moment. It’s uncomfortable for me because I haven’t been single in a long time. I’m a homebody. I’m a Blockbuster girl at heart.â€
You know what you need to do, don’t you, Kristen? To solve your love life problems and the fact that the tabloids don’t give a shit about you?
That’s right, baby. Two words:
You’d think at this point George Lucas would want to move on with his life.
Like, buddy, you’ve been doing this Star Wars thing forever. Fidel Castro’s smoking a cigar somewhere like, “When is this guy gonna stop?”
I guess the live-action television series Lucas is working on will not focus on the primary Star Wars characters.
“The Skywalkers aren’t in it, and it’s about minor characters,” he told the LA Times. He’s just begun work on the series, and won’t reveal anything more about it.
But at Evil Beet, we can exclusively reveal very important details about the Star Wars television series:
1) It will suck.
2) It will totally suck.
3) George Lucas hasn’t put out a decent piece of film in nearly 25 years.
4) So this will suck.