Sorry about the recent down time, my loves. We had to move over to a different server, and we had some downtime in the process.
Or, as my sage roommate described it, “website go boom.”
The good news is that we should now have no downtime due to an overloaded server. And, if we do, I’m fucking switching hosts.
Posting will now resume as normal. Thanks for putting up with this bullshit.
Looks like J-Lo’s jumping on the pregnancy bandwagon. Mrs. Marc Anthony sported a baby bump at her fashion line’s recent show, and now inside sources are confirming that she has a little Lopez on the way.
“She’s about twelve weeks pregnant,” says a source. “She’s due in the spring.” She’s been trying to get pregnant using in vitro fertilization for years, and has finally been successful. There’s even a possibility she’s preggers with twins! Friends say Jennifer has been dreaming of becoming a mother for some time now, and is elated about the pregnancy.
George Clooney has a girlfriend, and she was on Fear Factor. [Cele|bitchy]
Brad Pitt does the cover of V magazine. [popbytes]
More pics of Paris Hilton partying on Emmy night. [Drunken Stepfather]
Sienna Miller gets naked on the set of her new movie. [Yeeeah!]
Rosie O’Donnell explains (kinda) why she’s not doing Oprah. [SOW]
Only Kanye West can manage to complain about the fact that Pam Anderson publicly stated she loved making out with him. [Celebrity Smack]
Is Perez Hilton’s new VH1 show really “the death of television”? [Pajiba]
Promo pics for Alicia Keys’ new album. [POTP]
More Christina Aguilera pregnant pics. [Derek Hail]
“I think sheâ€™s absolutely wonderful. I really like her, genuinely. So, thereâ€™s that. Just genuine human-to-human appreciation. But she also has a very unique experience that Iâ€™m curious about. Itâ€™s an experience sheâ€™s been intertwined with for many years. Well beyond the many years Iâ€™ve had to experience this sort of celebrity situation. So, you know, weâ€™re sort of helping each other out. Weâ€™re sort of mutual mentors. We’re not [dating]. We’re just friends. But there’s always a world of possibility!”
Adrian Grenier, on Paris Hilton, talking to E!’s Kristin Veitch at the Emmys.
The good news: Evil Beet’s grown by leaps and bounds in the past few months. Readership had sky-rocketed, and I love you guys for that.
The bad news: Lots of down time, as those of you who are regular readers have probably noticed. It’s become a little ridiculous in the past couple of days, and I’m sorry for that. So, we’re moving to a new server, better equipped to handle this traffic.
The really, really bad news: Starting at 11 pm PST tonight, the site will be down for up to 24 hours while the server migration takes place and the new IP address is propagated. Hopefully it will not take that long, and everything will be peachy by tomorrow morning, but I just want to give you guys a heads-up in case you can’t get on the site tomorrow.
Remember when we all used to think Jason was the bad guy?
Kind of like we used to think K-Fed was the bad guy?
Life is full of surprises, kids.
WTF is going on here???
Paris Hilton was spotted scaling the gate of her parents’ Bel Air mansion on Sunday night, at 3 a.m., while a friend held her shoes.
Is this a skill she picked up in jail? I mean, we all know that Paris knows how to climb up on a pole, but a gate? There’s just no end to this girl’s talents.