Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Quotables: “Paris Hilton is a Slutty Drug User”

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“In my next relationship I expect honesty, strong values, true communication, commitment, mutual trust and respect, something I didn’t necessarily have recently. At the end of the day, I want my partner and I to have the same ethics. Partying is not my thing. I live a healthy lifestyle. I avoid drugs. I have a social cocktail every now and then. I don’t want to speak for Paris, but this breakup is something I knew for a number of months needed to happen – and we finally saw eye to eye.”

Cy Waits, Paris Hilton‘s most recent ex-boyfriend, speaks out about his breakup and what he wants in his next relationship, which he obviously wasn’t getting in the one with Paris. I’d almost admire the guy if it weren’t for the fact that he dipped his pen into this grotsky biotch‘s inkwell to begin with.

Final confirmation: Practically everyone hates Paris Hilton.

See? There are happy endings sometimes.

Afternoon Delight

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Stars in attendance at Kate Moss’s wedding. [theBerry]

Charlie Sheen and the Juggalos. OK. [The Superficial]

George and Cindy Anthony are in hiding. [Bitten and Bound]

Oh Lord, more Leann Rimes bikini photos. [Starpulse]

LaToya Jackson‘s husband used to ho her out? [Bossip]

What NBA star claims to be sleeping with LeBron James’ mom? [Rumor Fix]

Kate Middleton gives a new meaning to “skinny jeans.” [Socialite Life]

Brad Pitt on the set of World War Z. [Caught on Set]

Malin Akerman in a bikini: love it or … not? [Yeeeah]

Lady Gaga: you can’t have my liver. [OMGBlog]

A lazy girl’s guide to housework. [The Frisky]

Kim Kardashian poses for Cosmo. [Cele|bitchy]

A good, hard blow works like a charm every time. [OMGBlog]

Jessica Alba: having even MORE kids? [Bossip]

Is Draco Malfoy the “hero” of HP? [LA Times]

Of Course Casey Anthony’s Receiving Porn Offers Now

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And according to Vivid Entertainment President Steve Hirsch, a Casey porn would be a hot ticket. Hirsch says:

“Whether you agree with the verdict or not, Casey will want to move forward with her life and has a right to make a living. It’s not going to be easy for her and we believe we can help her make the transition into a new life. … We’ve all seen the pictures of her partying and having a good time with friends where she definitely looks hot.”

OK, the only thing WORSE than this idea? Is the fact that if Casey did accept (and who knows WHAT that crazy bitch would do at this point), it’d sell. It’d sell and the market for it would explode. And that, my friends? Pisses me off probably more than it should. A CHILD lost her life either directly, or indirectly, as a result of this vapid little bitch and her self-serving ways. The last thing we need to be doing is creating an entertainment persona for her, and unless something crazy, never-before-happened occurs like the jury all of a sudden changes their minds and sends this evil ho back to the gas chamber, this is the last time I’m talking about her on Evil Beet.