1) He looks really old in person…like the hostesses were overheard going
“Dude, that Bill Murray guy looks like hell”
2) He had about 6 glasses of wine that I could see…
3) He wiped his face on his watiress’s apron
4) He kept going to the kitchen and at one point I saw him bring in his coffee cup
Now one might think that I’m trying to say that Bill Murray is a entitled celebrity. He actually was really funny and during his weird behavior seemed to just be trying to get people around him to laugh.
Watching celebrities in their natural habitat, weird but fun…espically when they are putting on a show because they know that you care.
March 20, 2007 at 6:49 pm by EvilT
Keanu Reeves newsflash!
RANCHO PALOS VERDES, Calif. (AP) â€” Keanu Reeves was behind the wheel of a Porsche that allegedly grazed a celebrity photographer standing in the path of the sports car, investigators said Tuesday.
What celeb photographer was taking a photo of Keanu? Was he lost? Doesn’t he take the “celebrity part” of his job seriously? What would a photo of Reeves fetch these days?
Do you think Keanu screamed “I’m NOT A GODDAMN CELEB ANYMORE!” before hauling ass off into the night?
The photographer fell to the ground and paramedics were called after Reeves’ car allegedly struck the man at 7:30 p.m. Monday, said Deputy Ed Hernandez of the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department.
“He grazed a paparazzi standing in front of his Porsche and the man fell to the ground,” Hernandez said.
You know that guy took a dive. C’mon. He fell down like a house of cards and started thinking lawsuit city. He’s already covering 8th rung stars and making minimum wage. We can safely say this guy isn’t a world beater.
The photographer, whose name wasn’t released, was taken to a local hospital for treatment of unknown injuries, Hernandez said.
Unknown equaling non-existent. Here is the kicker. Ready for it? You sure? Ok, enjoy.
He (Reeves) also plays in the band Dogstar.
This was listed as one of the things Reeves has done. Yep, snap them photos up boys! The public demands no less!
March 20, 2007 at 3:19 pm by Spiteful Lars
But the article is super fun so let’s probe (with our prober).
MTV’s Total Request Live is no longer totally live…. Two weeks ago, MTV began taping Total Request Live two days a week in an effort to save money.
Total Request Taped? No, the show’s title won’t be adjusted for the less-than-live days, spokeswoman Marnie Black said Tuesday.
TRL needs to save money. Presumably for soup.
I also need to salute the writer of this article, David Bauder for his hip use of slang. Check it out:
(TRL is where) Artists go to “drop” new music, movie stars to tout new films and celebrities just to stay celebrities
See how he did that? He made it approachable for the cool hipsters reading his “shizz.” He even quoted that monster “drop” so that you knew he was down with the slang.
This comes after the announced layoffs last month and it all adds up to one thing: Sucking killed the MTV star.
March 20, 2007 at 2:12 pm by Spiteful Lars
NEW YORK (AP) â€” Bernie Mac says he plans to bring down the curtain on his standup comedy act after 30 years.
This is a very sad day. All of those who never laughed at his comedy, never saw his movies, and never really had a strong notion of who he was or what he was about will all miss him very much.
I hope he gets back in the game soon! 49 is too young to retire, just ask Jay-Z.
Oh wait, he was good in Ocean’s 11! You know, the one with the other ten guys not named Bernie Mac.
March 20, 2007 at 2:03 pm by Spiteful Lars
Who names a polar bear cub Knut? Oh ya, the Germans.
For more about this cute little creature check out Dlisted.
March 20, 2007 at 1:27 pm by EvilT
I love how the Miss USA people are acting like they are so brave standing by the drug addict chick. Guys, do you think we don’t know that she’s the only press you’ve gotten in years?
LOS ANGELES, California (AP) — …Organizers say will spotlight how reigning titleholder Tara Conner nearly lost her crown and ended up in rehab.
“Certainly, our reigning Miss USA is going to be on television and we’re certainly not going to shy away from referring to what happened,” executive producer Phil Gurin told The Associated Press on Monday. “Why shy away from what’s part of our family? We embrace our family.”
Translation: “She’s now our “family” because every news outlet in the world mentioned the fact that the Miss USA pageant still exists. Hell, we might ask the next Miss USA to participate in a gang bang as part of her contract.”