You’re supposed to visit the Renaissance Festival, silly. Not eat it.
February 11, 2008 at 10:07 am by Evil Beet
I’m sure Kat Von D is trying to make some manner of statement by showing up at this post-Grammy party looking like she just escaped from the set of a cheesy horror flick, but I don’t know what it is.
Maybe it’s “Your children should be in bed, and nowhere near me.”
Maybe it’s “And you thought clowns were scary?”
Maybe it’s “If my boots were any higher, I would be having sexual intercourse with them.”
I mean, seriously, is it just me, or does she look like she’s got a penis poking out of those pants?
Weird, weird, weird.
February 11, 2008 at 10:01 am by Evil Beet
I kind of do, vaguely. They had some TV show on one of those cable channels and then they split up and he made out with Paris Hilton and she threw a drink with Paris Hilton and basically called her a herpes-infested whore on camera and threw a divorce party in Las Vegas and then they reconciled and split and reconciled and at some point we all realized we had way better things to do with our lives than care about these two?
Anyway, they’ve officially divorced.
“No, I’m no longer with her,” Barker said over the weekend at the 5th annual Roots Jam benefiting Rock the Vote at West Hollywood’s Key Club. “We were actually divorced a few days ago.”
So whatever. Now you know.
February 11, 2008 at 9:48 am by Evil Beet
Marcia Cross — now with more clothes! — enjoys a day at an LA park with her twin daughters, Eden and Savannah.
Olsen Twins in training!!!
February 11, 2008 at 9:42 am by Evil Beet
Nicole Richie rocks those post-pregnancy titties at a party in Los Angeles to celebrate L.A. Reid.
That dress is horrendous, but her boobs sure do look great.
February 11, 2008 at 9:37 am by Evil Beet
Katherine Heigl debuts a new haircut and a much more mature look at the 27 Dresses premiere in Madrid.
Is this what a married woman is supposed to look like? It looks like Paris Hilton invaded her mother’s closet.