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3Oh, We’re Going to Be Following This Very Closely

Holly Madison and the rest of the brain trust over at Playboy are looking for a very special lady to represent Playboy’s 55th anniversary … on YouTube.

They’re taking submissions starting now, and they’ll begin to post them next week. The videos must show off the girl’s body, personality, and contain no nudity (sad face!).

The best submissions will be honored with a trip to Los Angeles for an exciting two days with the Playboy team that will include: a Playboy pictorial that will appear on, a tour of the world-renowned Playboy Mansion, participation in a catalog fashion shoot featuring Playboy’s latest apparel collections, and a private Playmate test-shoot with Holly Madison that could result in one of the winners being selected as the prized 55th Anniversary Playmate for Playboy magazine’s January 2009 issue.

Oh man.

This is gonna be fun.

April 30, 2008 at 7:56 pm by Evil Beet
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19Are You Going to Age, Like, Ever, Catherine?

Here’s the always-stunning Catherine Zeta Jones on the set of her new film, Rebound. I think she and Michael Douglas decided, as a couple, that he was doing enough goddamn aging for the both of them, so she just stopped.

More pics of Catherine on the set after the jump.


April 30, 2008 at 5:01 pm by Evil Beet
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15Yup, Mariah Carey’s Engaged to Nick Cannon

Cougar power!

The 38-year-old hottie and songstress is engaged to 27-year-old Nick Cannon, according to a source close to the couple.

Nick was engaged to Selita Ebanks for awhile, but that never actually happened, so this’ll be the first marriage for Nick if it happens. Mariah, of course, was married to Tommy Mottola for five years.

I just can’t hate on Mariah. I want to, I do, but I kind of love her. I’m obsessed with her new album, and I hope to be able to score 27-year-old hotties when I’m approaching 40.

April 30, 2008 at 4:55 pm by Evil Beet
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17Does Anyone Care If There’s a Tape of Angelina Jolie Doing Heroin?

Rumor is that someone is shopping a tape of Angelina Jolie snorting and smoking heroin. They’re asking $70K for the tape, which reportedly includes Angie saying “Wow, this is really good smack – not that cheap crap that’s been stepped on.” The tape was made in the ’90s, just before Angelina became a huge star.

I’m honestly not all that excited about this possibility. Like, Angie’s been straightforward and honest about her past drug use, so this won’t be particularly exciting or revelatory; it’ll just suck for her kids to see it when they get older.

I, for one, don’t care.

April 30, 2008 at 4:48 pm by Evil Beet
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15You Can’t Hide It Anymore!

Jamie-Lynn Spears is powerless to hide her pregnant belly, pictured here with a friend in McComb, Mississippi.

Meanwhile, big sis Britney will hit up an LA courtroom on May 6 to try to regain some custody of her two sons.

April 30, 2008 at 4:43 pm by Evil Beet
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21Benji Madden Wrote a Song About Paris Hilton

Isn’t it every girl’s dream to have a rock star write a song about you?

Well, Paris Hilton has officially realized that dream.

Benji Madden has written a song about his girlfriend, Paris Hilton. It’s called “Shine Your Light [Into the Vast Cavern That Is My Vagina, Because I Think The Last Guy Left His Car Keys In There].” No, I’m kidding. It’s just called “Shine Your Light.” And I bet it really, really sucks.

Says Paris: “He actually wrote me a beautiful song, and actually recorded it in the studio. He surprised me with it. It’s called, ‘Shine Your Light.’ It’s this really beautiful love song about me. It was the sweetest thing that anyone has ever done for me.”

Oh, Paris. I hate you so.

April 30, 2008 at 1:05 pm by Evil Beet
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