This guy ALSO claims he slept with Megan Fox. [The Superficial]
Is Blake’s mole being surgically enhanced? [Lainey Gossip]
Hugo Chavez has cancer. [Bossip]
So was it a suicide attempt, or not? [Starpulse]
Demi Moore thinks that Ashton Kutcher is about to kick her to the curb. [Cele|bitchy]
Rupert Grint “grossed out” by Emma Watson. [Huff Po]
Bradley Cooper in dreadlocks. Hot or not? [The Frisky]
18 Sexy celebrities in see-through clothing. [The Frisky]
Shia LaBeouf is making a documentary about … Marilyn Manson? [Celebuzz]
Melissa Satta bikini photos. [Yeeeah]
Who’s Carey Mulligan‘s new boyfriend? [Rumor Fix]
Paris Hilton thinks she might be pregnant. [INFDaily]
Emma Watson does the cover of Bazaar. Kind of. [Amy Grindhouse]
Bam Margera downplays Ryan Dunn’s BAC, claims it wasn’t all to do with the crash. OK. [LA Times]
Kim Kardashian‘s getting a fleet of WHAT for her wedding? [Bossip]
Yup, this is what Lindsay did on her first night of freedom. Dinner and … I don’t know. Whatever kind of drugs and alcohol that can be supplied in an upscale LA restaurant’s bathroom stall. I’m sure it wasn’t a HUGE array, but there was probably your basic garden variety of substances to choose from. Judging by these pictures, I’m saying the vehicles of the night were probably Grey Goose, cocaine, and some kind of bargain-basement meth.
You know, how it would be if Lindsay weren’t COMPLETELY REHABILITATED, anyway.
I know a lot of you guys probably even forgot that Katy Perry dyed her hair red, and the rest just chalked it up to bad, brief nightmare, but I’m here to prick the air out of your puffed-up balloons by saying that it’s REAL. Katy Perry officially has ditched her Minnie Mouse-on-Ecstasy look and has gone all … soft and demure and GINGER.
The photos we’ve got here are from girlfriend’s fragrance launch – the name of the perfume is ‘Purr,’ and why yes, I am as gagged up about the name as you probably are – and they depict Katy’s lovely profile, Katy being weirdly and unintentionally seductive with a microphone, and for you total weirdos out there, the image of Katy as a kitty. She just rocks those ears hard, doesn’t she, folks.
The one redeeming thing about these photos? The dress. I am LOVING THE DRESS. Seriously. Any crazy fashion stalkers out there that can score me a link to where I can get my hands on it?