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4Whatever Happened to Courtenay Semel?

Remember late last year, when bratty socialite Courtenay Semel was, like, attached to Lindsay Lohan at the hip?

And then she just completely disappeared?

She decloaked last night at the launch party for Right Gin in LA. She’s pictured here with Brittny Gastineau.

I feel bad for Courtenay. Not only is her name spelled ridiculously, she’s also terribly unattractive. Like, uniquely ugly. It must be really hard to hang out with all these beautiful girls all the time and know that, no matter how much money your father has, you can’t seem to avoid looking like you got a serious beat-down by the ugly stick.

And Brittny’s lipstick warrants its own novella. I’ll skip that for now.

I wonder what happened with Courtenay and Lindsay … they were reported to be more than friends, if you know what I mean. I wonder if she got her ass dumped for SamRo.

May 11, 2008 at 2:27 pm by Evil Beet
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5The Return of the Drunkst!

Kirsten Dunst recently spent some time at the Cirque Lodge in Utah, but it appears rehab didn’t take.

She was spotted partying hard for her 26th birthday at an NYC rock bar, and she stumbled out into the street in the early morning hours, with her girlfriends gripping her arms to hold her upright.

That must have been some strong Red Bull.

How long until Kiki checks back into treatment?

May 11, 2008 at 2:18 pm by Evil Beet
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13Brace Yourself

It’s the Living Lohan trailer.

And the show, it appears, has very little to do with any member of the Lohan clan whose name doesn’t start with “Di” and end with “na.”

I hate that I’m going to watch this obsessively.

May 11, 2008 at 11:34 am by Evil Beet
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13So In Love!

Well, well, well.

Look who’s making out poolside at a Miami hotel.

It’s Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer!

I smell yet another heartbreak for Jen …

[Image via Splash]

May 11, 2008 at 2:55 am by Evil Beet
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4Word on the Street …

Is that Chris “Leave Britney Alone” Crocker has somehow landed his own TV show … co-starring RuPaul.



Please, please let this happen.

I will host viewing parties. We’ll even have Leo cross-dress for the occasion. I’ll put him in a puppy tutu or something. With a little hat that says “Fuck Perez.” It’ll be amazing.

May 11, 2008 at 2:40 am by Evil Beet
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7Still With Jen!

Guess who’s back in Miami???

John Mayer, who was making out with Jennifer Aniston on the set of her upcoming film. He’s reportedly planning to stay in Miami for a few days, and play at the film’s wrap party.

Look out, Jen! Homeboy gets around.

May 11, 2008 at 2:34 am by Evil Beet
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