And where did Jack Hanna get it and when is mine coming?
Can you imagine the fun that Leo would have with this little guy? Fuck that, can you imagine the fun that I would have with this little guy? There’s room enough in my huge-ass purse for both of them. Leo can have the middle pocket and Little Guy can have the side pocket and they’d both come to work with me and pee on my boss’s desk together.
OMG I need one stat.
At the David Letterman show.
May 15, 2008 at 3:08 am by Evil Beet
Ugly Betty is leaving LA for New York.
Following the trend of productions leaving Hell-Ay, Ugly Betty‘s producers decided to move the show because of new tax legislation passed in New York state and NYC that makes it cheaper to produce the show there.
150 LA-based employees will lose their jobs.
The high-profile move puts additional pressure Gov. Schwarzenegger to increase incentives for production in California.
May 15, 2008 at 1:32 am by Evil Beet
Much to the chagrin of The Today Show, the folks over at Access Hollywood have already posted the transcript of the convo Angie and Jack Black had with Natalie Morales in Cannes.
â€œYouâ€™re gonna have as many as (the) â€˜Brady Bunchâ€™ when you have these,â€ Jack joked.
â€œItâ€™s confirmed? Is it two?â€, Natalie asked.
â€œYeah, yeah, weâ€™ve confirmed that already,â€ Angelina responded. â€œWell, Jackâ€™s just confirmed it actually.â€
â€œIs that true?â€, Jack said jokingly.
â€œYeah, you did,â€ Angelina replied.
â€œSorry,â€ Jack concluded.
â€œSo youâ€™re having twins?â€, Natalie asked, as Angelina nodded with a â€˜yes.â€™
â€œDo you know the sexes of the babiesâ€, Natalie asked. â€œOr, are you keeping that private?â€
â€œWe would like to keep that private,â€ Angelina said.
â€œAre you going to stay here in France to deliver?â€, Natalie also asked at one point.
â€œPossibly,â€ Angelina responded.
The interview footage runs Thursday morning on the Today Show.
May 15, 2008 at 1:26 am by Evil Beet
I mean, we all knew that the ANTM winner’s former boyfriend was ugly as fuck, but I don’t know that she’s exactly in Tyson Beckford’s league, either.
Page Six is reporting that Caridee dumped her longtime boyfriend from North Dakota, and has taken up with the beautiful Tyson. She says her old boyfriend owes her $10,000: “He went into my bank account, took all that money and went to Las Vegas and spent it,” she said. “We’re over.”
Okay, fine, I get that you dumped him; you should have done that a long time ago. Like, your first call after winning ANTM should have been to your parents to tell them the news. Your second should have been to this dude to dump his ass.
But: Tyson Beckford?
She’s not that pretty. Aren’t any of the Brady boys single? It worked out so well for Adrianne Curry.
If this girl hooks up with Adrian Grenier next I’m calling Tyra Banks to complain.
May 15, 2008 at 1:11 am by Evil Beet
If you’re anything like me, you’ve spent the past few days wondering where the hell Paris Hilton is.
I swear, when, like, an entire day passes without a new photo of Paris coming along, I worry about her. Does she have the flu? A little spat with oral herpes? Rehab? Is she out looking for additional Madden brothers for Lindsay and Britney and Nicky and Miley Cyrus? Is she perhaps building a manufacturing facility for Madden brothers? Quietly buying up the empty lot a block down Robertson from Kitson, where she’ll sell high-end Madden brothers to the rich and famous?
She’s just in Moscow, promoting her stupid fragrance. I swear she has put more energy into hawking that damn perfume than she has with all her movies combined.
Where’s the Russian mafia when you need it?
[Image via Splash]