Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Game Over for Dog the Bounty Hunter: RACIST RANT!!

Dog the Bounty Hunter, aka Duane Chapman, Goes on a Racist Rant It was about time we got another celeb racist rant on tape!!! Nice to know this sort of behavior is still alive and kicking. And here I was worried we were making progress in this world. Listen to a portion of a phone conversation between Dog and his son, Tucker. Dog doesn't want Tucker's girlfriend, Monique, who is black, to be around because they say "nigger" in the house, and he doesn't want that getting into the tabs and ruining his career. He claims they don't mean it in a derogatory w...

Countdown to Writers’ Strike

We don't cover much industry news around here, but, for those of you who care, the Writers Guild of America is threatening to go on strike as of midnight tonight if they cannot resolve their contract dispute with the major studios. This probably won't impact reality TV shows, as their "writers" are not usually WGA members, but it will impact scripted television and talk shows (Is Jay Leno funny without writers? We'll find out!). Most of the films for 2008 and 2009 release have already been scripted, so the impact on film will be minimal for now. I'd just like to state, once again, for the record, if this strike happens: I AM READY AND WILLING TO WRITE FOR TELEVISION! SERIOUSLY! SIGN ME THE FUCK UP! AND CONSIDER ISOBEL STEPHENS DEAD! Not that any of you care, but we'll keep you posted on all this. Sorry for the brief interruption with boring stuff. We'll get back to drunk celebs now. />We don't cover much industry news around here, but, for those of you who care, the Writers Guild of America is threatening to go on strike as of midnight tonight if they cannot resolve their contract dispute with the major studios. This probably won't impact reality TV shows, as their "writers" are not usually WGA members, but it will impact scripted television and talk shows (Is Jay Leno funny without writers? We'll find out!). Most of the films for 2008 and 2009 release have already been s...

Lane Garrison Gets 40 Months in Prison

lane_garrison.jpg I guess that's the going rate for killing a 17-year-old kid while driving on a coked-up bender. "I'm sick of my own behavior that night," Garrison said in court. "This remorse is genuine. I feel it every day." I'd say the message here is don't drive drunk, but you kids should already know that. So the other message is, please, don't get in a car with a drunk-ass D-list celebrity. If you're gonna risk your life, at least find a damn B-lister. ...

Listen to Britney’s KIIS-FM Interview with Ryan Seacrest

britney_blackout1.jpg Britney's trainwreck of a promotional tour -- beginning and ending, she says, with this Ryan Seacrest interview -- is now available for your listening pleasure. Click here. God, I feel bad for Ryan. This thing was such a nightmare. I only got through 2 1/2 minutes, and then it hurt too bad. I'm not a very thorough journalist. Please let me know if anything less painful happened in the remaining 20 minutes. Britney Spears' album is expected to be #1 on the charts this week. ...

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Yup, Brooke Shields drove her car into her own house. And not the garage. [Cele|bitchy]

Hey, you know what's not true? That Owen Wilson's dating Jessica Simpson. But the gossip rags are printing it anyway. [popbytes]

Amanda Bynes is adorable. [INO]

Oh, I love RuPaul. [Bossip]

Audrina Patridge is either an 1980s Madonna or a dead hooker. It's a thin line. [Drunken Stepfather]

Michael Jackson's shooting an Ebony cover in Brooklyn. [DListed]

Someone punched Pierce Brosnan in the balls? [Celebslam]

Regis and Kelly dress up as the Beckhams! [Just Jared]

/>Yup, Brooke Shields drove her car into her own house. And not the garage. [Cele|bitchy] Hey, you know what's not true? That Owen Wilson's dating Jessica Simpson. But the gossip rags are printing it anyway. [popbytes] Amanda Bynes is adorable. [INO] Oh, I love RuPaul. [Bossip] Audrina Patridge is either an 1980s Madonna or a dead hooker. It's a thin line. [Drunken Stepfather] Michael Jackson's shooting an Ebony cover in Brooklyn. [DListed] Someone punched Pierce Brosnan in the balls? [Celebslam] Regis and Kelly dress up as the Beckhams! [Just Jared]...