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25Angelina Jolie Somehow Forgot That There Are Paparazzi Stalking Her French Villa 100% of the Time

Preggers Angelina decided to change into her bathing suit on the balcony of her French villa.

Of course, the paparazzi and their long-range lenses decided to capture the moment for all eternity.

That’s right: blurry Angelina Jolie nipple.

Now, I’m currently being extremely well-behaved so that nice brands will be willing to advertise on my website (don’t worry, guys, this is only temporary) so I’m sending you over to my good friend at Celebitchy to see the actual [NSFW] pics.

May 17, 2008 at 1:16 pm by Evil Beet
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28How Domestic!

Lindsay and girlfriend SamRo carrying groceries back to Samantha’s house after shopping at a local market.

I’m sure those bags are chock-full of fresh produce and lean meats!

No liquor at all!

May 17, 2008 at 12:23 am by Evil Beet
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7Yeah, Ashlee Simpson’s Totally Getting Married on Saturday

Sorry posting has been slow today, you guys. Nope, still no boyfriend to distract me from my love affair with blogging; rather, my Internet connection’s on the fritz. Fortunately there’s one nearby I can steal (an Internet connection, not a boyfriend), but it’s pretty crappy, and it takes like 10 tries to do anything right (just like a boyfriend).


Surveillance helicopters have spotted white tents in the back yard of the Simpson household, so it looks like Ashlee is for sure getting married tomorrow. Not that we ever had any doubt.

And it appears that, despite all the break-up rumors, Tony Romo will be there as Jessica’s date. Tony’s in LA, and he was spotted playing nice with Jessica at Katsuya on Friday. Probably because Papa Joe sent some large men to “have a chat” with him, and talk him into “doing the right thing.” Which is, as long as we’re on the topic, probably how Pete Wentz ended up getting engaged to Ashlee in the first place.

May 17, 2008 at 12:17 am by Evil Beet
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32Getting Hitched!

Here’s the video of Ellen announcing that she and Portia De Rossi are getting married.

The look on Portia’s face is priceless. She’s so excited!


May 16, 2008 at 10:24 am by Evil Beet
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28The Golden Oldies

New Kids on the Block performed “Step by Step” and “The Right Stuff” on The Today Show this morning, dance moves and all.


Awful, awful, awful.

I’m so embarrassed for them.

May 16, 2008 at 10:20 am by Evil Beet
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11The July Vanity Fair Cover …

Will feature a preggers Angelina Jolie!

After the Miley Cyrus fiasco, it looks like they’re going with a tried-and-true, over-18 sex symbol.

Patrick Demarchelier took the photos, and there’s going to be a 12-page spread inside.

I wonder if she’ll show off her naked belly!

May 16, 2008 at 10:11 am by Evil Beet
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