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28Who Are All You Terrible People Watching the Denise Richards Reality Show?

Although both Denise Richards’ and Dina Lohan’s back-to-back reality shows premiered to solid numbers, Richards’ show scored more viewers than Living Lohan.

You guys!!!

Don’t encourage her!!! She’s PURE evil!!!

Who watched this show??? And why???

May 28, 2008 at 1:06 pm by Evil Beet
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21I Knew This Day Would Come!!!

George Clooney and Sarah Larson are DUNZO!!! Or, at least, so says InTouch.

George recently moved out of his LA home while the 29-year-old former Las Vegas cocktail waitress hooker removed her belongings. “George is relieved to be single again,” says an insider. “He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her.”

Oh, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay!!!!

May 28, 2008 at 12:58 pm by Evil Beet
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33L. O. L.

Ever the athlete, Mariah Carey throws out the first pitch at a Tokyo baseball game.

What’s with the rolled-up denim shorts? No one over the age of 10 has worn their shorts like than since the mid-’90s.

May 28, 2008 at 10:57 am by Evil Beet
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24Ashlee Simpson Takes on Pete’s Name

Ashlee has legally changed her name to Ashlee Wentz, although professionally she’ll go by Ashlee Simpson-Wentz. How very Courteney Cox-Arquette of her.

“I think that that’s something that a woman should do when they’re marrying a man,” she says. “It’s a tradition that I think is a great tradition.”

Eh, I spent about six years of my life dating a guy whose last name was “Shue.” We talked marriage a lot, and, honestly, one of the sticking points for him was that I told him I wasn’t going to take on his last name, because, in combination with my first name, it would sound like a sneeze. He didn’t think that was very cool of me. I’m not fundamentally opposed to taking a man’s last name (although my own mother kept her last name), but if it’s going to make my full name sound like a bodily excretion, I’m just not interested.

May 28, 2008 at 10:31 am by Evil Beet
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2Congrats to Julianne Hough!

The Dancing with the Stars champ’s self-titled debut album entered the Billboard Top Country Albums Chart at #1 and the Top 200 Albums at #3 this week.

Top that, Jessica Simpson!

May 28, 2008 at 10:09 am by Evil Beet
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11Madonna Officially Adopts David Banda

Nearly a year and a half after adoption proceedings began, a judge in Malawi gave Madonna final approval to officially adopt little David Banda.

OMG, you guys, this totally reminded me of a dream I had last night that I’d completely forgotten. Madonna had died! And they thought it had something to do with food poisoning but no one was sure. And so all of a sudden Perez Hilton and I were on this TV show hosted by Joy Behar, of all people, and they stuck in front of us all the scientific data they’d collected about Madonna’s death, and we were supposed to figure out exactly how she’d died. And it was live! And I was trying to sort through all this data, but I couldn’t stop thinking about how sad this was for those kids. Dreams are so weird.

May 28, 2008 at 10:04 am by Evil Beet
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