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Is Nicole Kidman’s newest movie gonna be another flop? [Flisted]

Yet another Lost cast member gets a DUI. [DListed]

Pics of a preggers Milla Jovovich. [INO]

Yet another report that Pam Anderson’s a cokehead … these stories are piling up, people. [CS]

Sarah Michelle Gellar’s mom: not a hottie. [Drunken Stepfather]

Diddy doesn’t fight over girls. Just everything else. [Celebitchy]

Is Christina Aguilera having twins? [Celebslam]

Hoang Thuy Linh and the Sex Tape

Hoang Thuy Linh Vietnamese Star Sex Tape

So this star in Vietnam, Hoang Thuy Linh, made a sex tape with her ex-boyfriend (DO NOT MAKE A SEX TAPE, PEOPLE! EVER!!) and it was “accidentally” leaked onto the Internet. But Vietnam isn’t quite so liberated as the U.S., and, instead of making a Paris Hilton-style star out of her, it’s ruined her career. Her television show — on which she plays a virginal schoolgirl — has been canceled as a result of the leak. And it doesn’t end there!

On Thursday, Hanoi police detained four college students accused of posting the sex clip to the Internet. They could face charges of “spreading depraved cultural items,” which carries a sentence of six months to 15 years if convicted.

Police identified the man in the clip as 20-year-old Vu Hoang Viet, who is currently studying overseas. They said a friend copied the film off of Viet’s laptop, and passed it along to other friends who then posted it online.

Most of the public’s wrath has been directed at Thuy Linh rather than Viet.

“People will forgive him, but not her,” said Tran Minh Nguyet of the Vietnam Women’s Union, which promotes gender equality. “Vietnamese think it’s OK for a boy to have sex at that age, but not for a girl. It’s absolutely unfair.”

Man, Paris Hilton or not, this sort of shit makes me really glad I’m an American. I mean, I’m always patriotic, but it’s important to see little reminders of this.

I think Hoang should hop on a plane and come to the U.S.! We’ll make a star of you, Hoang!

The sex video — totally NSFW — is after the jump.

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Are Ellen and Portia Falling Apart?

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We haven’t been covering the Ellen vs. the Dog People story around here because, honestly, I feel awful for her and I hate to exploit her for this. Normally exploitation isn’t really a tough thing for me, but my cats are like my children, and if someone tried to take them from me they would have to do so over my cold, dead body.

Anyway.

For such a seasoned professional as Ellen, it is surprising that she broke down on live TV. Is there perhaps something more going on behind the scenes. Star magazine says yes:

According to multiple sources, [Ellen’s] really in pain because her three-year romance with actress Portia de Rossi is all but over.

“Ellen would never have broken down like that on TV if things were right in her home life,” one source tells Star.

Portia has been telling Ellen she’s very unhappy at home,” says a second source….”When it comes down to it, she wants to be with someone younger and hotter. She wants out, but Ellen has been begging her to stay. Portia is really everything in this world to her.”

I didn’t realize that, even in lesbian relationships, you could get dumped for the younger woman. I always figured Ellen was the older, less attractive gentleman in this relationship. Like, when you move into the penthouse with that slightly overweight hedge fund manager who keeps an inhaler in his briefcase, you know exactly what you’re getting into. You don’t get to later be like, “You know, I thought you’d get hotter with time.”

Carrie & Chace: Still Going Strong

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Since we’ve already touched on Tony Romo’s new romance, let’s get back to Carrie — whose new album is pretty awesome — and her total hottie of a boy-toy, Chace Crawford. Page Six says they’re still on — and going strong!

“GOSSIP Girl” star Chace Crawford wined and dined his Southern-bred gal Carrie Underwood Tuesday night . . . well into yesterday morning. The couple dropped into Southern Hospitality to hear a set by the legendary David Allan Coe, after Crawford called to make sure Justin Timberlake’s barbecue joint carried Cristal. “He wanted to toast the success of Carrie’s new album,” said a source.

Aw … how cute is that???

I kind of wanna be Carrie Underwood.

Is This Orlando Bloom’s New Girl?

Miranda Kerr at Victoria’s Secret Party — Is She Dating Orlando Bloom?

It looks like it!

In addition to his ­recent fling with Jessica Simpson, 27, the Pirates of the Caribbean hunk, 30, is on a fast-track romance with model Miranda Kerr, 24.

“They’ve been friends for a long time,” a source tells Us Weekly. “But they only decided to give it a go a few weeks back.”

On ­October 18, Bloom turned out to support the Aussie stunner at the Victoria’s Secret Phi Beta Pink party in Beverly Hills.

An insider tells Us the couple took an amorous jaunt to East Hampton, New York, on October 4 and 5.

While at dinner at the 1770 House, they held hands and sipped wine. Gushes the source, “Miranda’s very into him!”

I think what this girl really needs are longer legs.

I Guess He’s Over Carrie Underwood

Sophia Bush and Tony Romo Dating?

Since Carrie’s moved on to Gossip Girl hottie Chace Crawford, it seems football star Tony Romo has a new girl: One Tree Hill star Sophia Bush.

On Monday night, the pair were spotted dining together at the N9NE Steakhouse in Dallas, along with several of Romo’s teammates and their spouses and girlfriends.

“Tony and Sophia arrived at the restaurant together, just the two of them in the same car,” says a source. “They had drinks in the lounge and awaited the rest of their party to arrive.”

The pair sat next to each other the entire night while laughing and talking with their table full of pals.

“When they were leaving and chatting with friends and some staff at the bar, Tony was hugging Sophia from behind, and she put her arms around him as well,” adds the source.

I love Hollywood musical chairs!