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10Adnan Gets Rejected

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Britney Spears’ one-time paramour, most-time pap Adnan Ghalib was turned away from her gated community yesterday.

Adnan showed up to the gate, supposedly to see someone else in the community, but the security guard said no way.

He had to listen to the jeers from his fellow photogs as he drove away.

Tee hee.

I’m currently in love with Britney Spears’ father. He’s the guy doing all these magical and wonderful things.

March 8, 2008 at 11:24 pm by Evil Beet

5It’s My Website and I’ll Obsess Over Ali Larter If I Want To

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You know, if most celebs showed up to an event in this dress, I’d be like “ARGH! Stab me in the eye!!”

But Ali?

Looks PERFECT.

I love you, Ali. I don’t want to date you — as I’ve said before, you’re a bit old for me, and I know you’re happily engaged — but if I could maybe get adopted as your little sister or something? That would be awesome.

March 8, 2008 at 11:11 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Ali Larter

11Molly Shea Side Boob, Just Because

Molly Shea from Olly Girls 22nd Birthday at JET in Vegas, Pictures, Photos

I love Molly.

She’s the genuinely dumb half of the Olly Girls (I have this suspicion that Holly is actually quite bright, but I can’t prove it yet).

She hit up JET in Vegas to celebrate her 22nd birthday.

No sign of Holly in any of the pics from this set. Could there be trouble in paradise?

March 8, 2008 at 11:05 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Molly Shea

7All His Hotties

Jim Carrey with Girlfriend Jenny McCarthy and Daughter Jane, Pictures, Photos

Jim Carrey poses on the red carpet with his two favorite women: daughter Jane and girlfriend Jenny McCarthy.

I love Jenny’s outfit here — it’s a cool twist on the nautical theme we’ve seen all over this season (phone call last week from friend: “Have you been to Forever 21 lately? It’s all sailor clothes! I just want a fucking tank top!”). And Jane has really grown up to be a beautiful young woman.

March 8, 2008 at 8:32 pm by Evil Beet

3Kids Just Love the Red Carpet

Brooke Shields and Husband Chris Henchy with Daughters Rowan and Grier at Premiere of Horton Hears a Who, Pictures, Photos

Brooke Shields and hubby Chris Henchy hit the red carpet for Horton Hears a Who with kiddos Grier and Rowan.

Grier doesn’t know what the hell’s going on, but Rowan just seems petrified.

March 8, 2008 at 8:27 pm by Evil Beet

9Not Quite Panties …

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… but it’s still a huge step in the right direction.

Britney Spears wore denim cut-offs under her white baby doll dress when she went shoe shopping on Sunset on Saturday.

She’s getting saner every day.

March 8, 2008 at 8:15 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Britney Spears