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New pics of a post-rehab Lohan, staying out of trouble. [Drunken Stepfather]

Justin Timberlake shotguns a beer. But in real news, someone still cares about James Van Der Beek. [Celebslam]

Jennifer Aniston wants her vagina to be perfect. [Cele|bitchy]

Check out the Spice Girls Megamix! [popbytes]

Rosie Perez says she made Jennifer Lopez famous. Even though she was fat. [Holy Candy]

Just what Lauryn Hill needs — another child to inflict her crazy upon. [Bossip]

Cher without makeup??? [SOW]

Mark Wahlberg takes his kiddos to the pumpkin patch. [Gabby Babble]

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Pamela Anderson at the World Magic Awards

Pam Anderson attended the World Magic Awards in LA on Saturday, and, look: Her body is still phenomenal, and I give her credit for that, but girlfriend needs to stop dressing herself up like she’s 25, because she is definitely not 25 anymore.

Her face looks ooooooooold. Even with the two pounds of make-up she’s caked on.

Hang on to your latest hubby, Pammy! They’re gonna get harder and harder to come by.

And, for God’s sake, quit doing drugs! It shows!

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Kathy Griffin Has a Boyfriend

Kathy Griffin and Steve Wozniak

Okay, so he’s not exactly a hottie, but, then again, he is Steve Wozniak, a co-founder of Apple.

So homeboy’s fucking loaded.

Rock on, Kathy. You marry that shit, and you’ll have the kind of money Paris Hilton can only dream about.

Wozniak’s been married twice before, and he has two sons from his second marriage. And I would like to meet them.