For those of you who missed it.
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I’m telling you, I can’t keep up with this new Nickelodeon generation. I think I need to adopt pre-teens just so that they’ll keep me abreast of the goings-on in this world.
Apparently there is some famous Nickelodeon kid named Drake Bell. He’s on a show called Drake & Josh. And Vanessa Hudgens reportedly sent him naked pictures of herself at one point, before she was famous. Is that how the photos of Vanessa Hudgens nude ended up on the Internet?
“Drake says he never received those photos,” says Bell’s rep.
Update: If you’re here looking for the Oct 11 Britney Spears crotch shot, it’s here.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Check your ass into a rehab, NOW.
After last night’s VMAs, it seemed as though Britney Spears could go no further downhill. Her much-hyped comeback performace was a total dud. Sarah Silverman tore her to shreds. Her career was over.
To celebrate, Britney Spears got out of a car wearing a skirt and no underwear. Yet again. Hey, at least now we have something besides her performance to talk about.
And so, ladies and gentleman, after the jump: Britney Spears’ vagina. Enjoy.
Does anybody actually care what the new Indiana Jones film is going to be called? [SOW]
At least you were thin when you were a heroin addict, Natasha Lyonne. [Drunken Stepfather]
More details on Owen Wilson. [Cele|bitchy]
Kate Walsh rocks a bikini. [Celebslam]
Three-year-old Apple Martin finally gets a godfather. [Fatback and Collards]
“I was minding myself and then he goes and punches me on the cheek,” claims Tommy. “I was trying to be the bigger man, but he was acting childish.”
He added that after Kid came up and punched him, he “was ready to go in the alley and kick his ass. I was about to put Kid in the emergency room when security grabbed me,” says Tommy. “They said, ‘If you move, we will break your arms.’”
Tommy went on to express why Kid probably acted the way he did, saying, “This is what people do when they have shitty albums and their careers are going down the drain.”
(By the way, Tommy Lee’s story is not consistent with what nearby audience members reported seeing.)
Tommy Lee decided to press charges against Kid, who was cited for misdemeanor battery. He will go to court in three to five weeks to enter a plea. The maximum punishment would be a $500 fine and six months in jail.
Can this be true?
I didn’t even know these two were dating.
Johnny Fairplay, that crazy dude from Survivor, and Michelle Deighton, the kind of ugly chick from Cycle 4 of ANTM, have been dating for two years, and now she’s pregnant.
Here are just a couple of the rumors I’ve heard:
1) All the Criss Angel illusion shit got cut at the last minute, because the hotel couldn’t get insured for it.
2) Britney was upset beforehand because she’d heard that Sarah Silverman was going to talk shit about her and her kids (a monologue which I found hilarious, but Silverman definitely bombed with the MTV audience). I guess MTV asked Sarah to cut that part from her act, but Sarah chose to ignore that request.
3) Britney was upset going on because Criss Angel hadn’t met up with her the night before, and was quoted as saying the two weren’t a couple.
Any of these reasons were NO excuse for the show Britney put on!!!