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Jen Garner is so boring. I wish she drank more. [popbytes]

Kim Stewart’s breasts are unstoppable. [Agent Bedhead]

“I’ve taken shits hotter than Tori Spelling.” [Drunken Stepfather]

Mel B may be more into her super hot DWTS partner than her creepy new husband. [Celebslam]

Shakira does nice stuff for other people. [Cele|bitchy]

Yeeeah! wins the award for best headline re: Rumer Willis’ hair. [Yeeeah!]

The world needed some Kristen Bell bikini pics. [Jordan]

Alicia Keys rocks the cover of Complex. [Bossip]

By now, you’ve all seen the photos of Natalie Portman’s bare ass. But have you seen the video? [Ninja Dude]

A really, really, really cute, tiny kitten, because it’s Monday and you deserve this. [College Humor]

Joel Madden may be getting married, but Hilary Duff’s got some gigantic knockers. [The Blemish]

Jaslene, Baby! You’re Back!

Jaslene Gonzales Hosts at Aura at Atlantis

Maybe Jaslene Gonzalez isn’t anorexic anymore

After a brief absence from the spotlight, the lesbian love of my life is back in photographs!!!

Jaslene Gonzalez hosted at Aura Nightclub at Atlantis over the weekend.

She’s still skinny as hell, but it looks like she’s put on some weight since June, when these pictures had me really worried.

She looks hot as hell!!!

I love you, Jaslene!!!

Quotables

Joey Fatone to Britney Spears: “I’m here for you, sweetheart.”

“Britney, call me, come over to my house, come to Orlando, get away from it all. It’s a good thing to get out of L.A. … If you’re there, let me know. I’m here for you, sweetheart.”

Former *NSYNC’er Joey Fatone, to Britney Spears, via Extra
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