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Elisha Cuthbert rocks the animal print with a cigarette. [INO]

Is everyone psyched for the new season of Nip/Tuck? [popbytes]

Wow! If every 17-year-old I gave head to when I was 15 had to go to prison for 2 years … kidding!! (Sorta.) [Bossip]

BREAKING! THE HILLS MAY BE FAKE!!!! Check out this interview with Gavin. [The Blemish]

Check out video of the Jessica Biel Umbrella Incident. [Ninja Dude]

Amy Winehouse: still crazy. [Celebitchy]

Look out! Jessica Alba’s got a lookalike! [DListed]

The Britney Spears Custody Hearing is Today!

Britney Spears Custody Hearing Today, October 26

There will be absolutely no recording devices allowed in the courtroom, much to the disappointment of K-Fed, who wants Britney’s words on tape because “during Britney’s last court appearance, her words to the Commissioner sounded sincere but they were dripping with sarcasm.”

Brit spent the day before the trial running errands with her two boys, hitting up a pumpkin patch and a swings store.

Now You, Too, Can Learn the Parenting Secrets of Britney Spears’ Mother

Lynne Spears, Britney’s Mom, to Release Parenting Book

Sheesh.

Lynne Spears is writing a parenting book.

Britney Spears’ mother Lynne Spears is writing a book on parenting for Christian publisher Thomas Nelson.

“We’ve signed her to a deal,” a spokesman for Thomas Nelson tells Us. The book, which will be coming out next Mother’s Day is titled Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World.

“It’s a parenting book that’s going to have faith elements to it. I don’t think it’s totally been written yet,” says the publisher’s rep, who expects the manuscript by December.

What parenting secrets do you think Lynne Spears has to share with the world?

That’s like asking Tonya Harding to write a book called How to Win at the Olympics or Look Good Trying.

Lindsay’s Back to Living in a Hotel

Lindsay Lohan is Living in the Beverly Hills Hotel

But a different hotel.

See? Things are changing!

LINDSAY Lohan is living it up in a hotel again – but at the Beverly Hills Hotel, not her old haunt, the Chateau Marmont. The allure could be that while papa razzi can line up outside the hotel grounds, they’re not allowed onto the property and can’t get a clear shot of her com ing or going. On Wednesday night, Lohan was “dropped off in a huge Cadillac Escalade with a girlfriend,” our spy said.

I had a dream last night that I was in Japan and Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were there and they got in this fantastic karate battle with these paparazzi and this music started playing and SamRo was totally kicking ass. And then I was just like “Man, I hope someone puts this shit on YouTube.”