Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Robert Pattinson Has The Douchiest Haircut

A photo of Robert Pattinson

I have a lot of conflicting feelings about this haircut. My first thought, and I’m sure there’s a good chance it was your first thought as well, was “oh my giddy god, Robert Pattinson, you have done slashed up your beautiful Twilight hair into some monstrosity that I can’t even start to comprehend.” And then, my second thought, the one that came from the deepest, darkest corner of my heart, was “damn, that’s an attractive man.”

Ok, stick with me on this. Even though I’ve recently grown to love Robert for what’s on the inside, I’ve never seen him as a particularly beautiful man. But with this new haircut, at least the parts that are cropped real close, I can start to see what all the Twihards see in him. And that’s a little scary to me, but I guess I’m just going to go ahead and see where this new level of appreciation takes me.

Oh, and in case you were worried about Robert Pattinson’s mental state, this goofy ass haircut is for a movie. It’s not a personal choice, which I think makes it just a little more attractive. Please forgive me for that.

Images courtesy of The Daily Mail

Hollywood Arranged A Play Date for Prince William and Kate Middleton Last Night

A photo of Prince William and Kate Middleton

Ok, it technically wasn’t just a play date, it was the inaugural ‘BAFTA Brits to Watch’ event, and its purpose was to “highlight the incredible depth and range of great British talent currently emerging in film, television and video games,” but between me and you, I think that’s just some highfalutin reasoning for a bunch of American celebrities to get to meet some real live royalty.

If you look through the gallery, you can see that it’s divided into three different categories: there’s some traditional red carpet coverage, where you can see Jennifer Lopez looking preposterous, Kate Middleton looking stunning, and Blake Lively looking pregnant, then there’s the part with bizarre celebrity pairings (I’m not going to pretend that the picture of Blake Lively with Quentin Tarantino isn’t going to give me nightmares), and then there’s my personal favorite, the part where Kate and William make friends with everyone! I think Nicole Kidman is their favorite, don’t you?

Victoria Beckham and Kate Hudson Had Their Babies!

A photo of Victoria Beckham and Kate Hudson

Yesterday, Kate Hudson gave birth to a healthy little baby boy. No word yet on the name, but for now I’m sure we can get by with imagining the baby’s father and Kate’s fiance, Matthew Bellamy of Muse, singing the kid some lullabyes. Doesn’t that sound nice?

You know what sounds nicer? This morning, Victoria Beckham gave birth to her little girl! Girlfriend is healthy, weighing in at seven pounds and ten ounces – the baby, not Victoria, LOL! – and, considering her parents, I’m sure she’s the most darling thing. And of course, there’s no name yet, but I don’t think that really matters because I’m calling the girl Santa any time I need to refer to her.

What’s next, world of celebrity babies? Please, oh please, let it be that Paris Hilton is pregnant with the antichrist. Please.