Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Guess Who Winner!


I waited a while for this…partially because of the random responses. Seriously. Doris Roberts and Ray Romano???

The winner of our guessing game.

Which married actress in a hit prime-time show has been propositioning her boyish co-star? She recently texted him while he was on vacation in Mexico, saying: “We have chemistry – I really think we could make it work.”

Is our reader lolly. your punch and pie is in the mail.

# lolly Says:
June 6th, 2007 at 1:33 pm e

i’m gonna guess jenna fischer from the office and bj novack!

I will be on top of this little item and hopefully figure out really who it is. My vote was always Jenna and either BJ or hottie John Krasinski.

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Lindsay Lohan’s mom lied about being a Rockette. For shame! [Cele|bitchy]

Cameron Diaz’s new boyfriend, magician Criss Angel, drops 40 feet in a closed box for a stunt in NYC. And just in case that didn’t make a loud enough thud, he proceeds to drops Cameron’s name, too. [Yeeeah!]

Meanwhile, the ever-groundbreaking Justin Timberlake signs a YouTube star to his new record label, because this Internet thing seems like it’s really going to take off. [IBBB]

Meanwhile still, Maggie Gyllenhaal’s bringing breast-feeding back. [The Blemish]

Sobriety hasn’t done much for Courtney Love’s tone-deafness, but it’s still kinda cool to watch her perform her new single, Pacific Coast Highway. [popbytes]

Kate Bosworth is totally making out with Liv Tyler. I know you don’t remember who Liv Tyler is — don’t worry, no one does — but the pics should jog your memory. [SOW]

This fabulous post is called “The Evolution of Joan Rivers’ Face,” which is kind of a misnomer, because it hasn’t changed a bit since 1970. [Celebrity Smack]

Christina Aguilera celebrates the 30th birthday of her total hottie husband. [Derek Hail]

Glamour named Victoria Beckham “Woman of the Year,” for reasons I cannot even being to imagine. Fortunately, she came to the awards ceremony dressed to prove without a doubt that she has a vagina. [Celeb Warship]

300 Premieres in Tokyo

Gerard Butler 300 Tokyo Premiere

Once your film has conquered North America in all its arguably homoerotic glory, what’s next? Where can you bring this film where the violent nature, the man-love, and the fact that it was released in the U.S. a full three months ago will all be deeply appreciated?

Tokyo, baby.

Gerard Butler and his penis were on-hand at the Meiji Shrine to premiere the film in Japan. Enjoy.

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It’s Time to Play: Why Did Perez Pull This Post?


You know we’re always on PerezWatch around here, and, even if you guys don’t think it’s interesting, we do. So on June 5, Perez put up this post. By this morning, it was down. The permalink still works, but it’s not accessible from his main page. Screenshots are in the thumbnails, but here’s the text:

It’s 4 PM Pacific and we’ll be at the Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf at the CAA Building in Century City until 4:30.

Oh yeah, Colin Farrell is right outside smoking a cig and talking to a bunch of people.

We might go ask him about that lawsuit he filed against us last year.

Come and say hi – to Colin or Perez!

Update: It’s 4:22 P.M. and Colin is still here. We’d go up to him but he looks like he smells. A lot.

So why’d he pull it?

Is it related to the lawsuit? Did CAA not want the additional foot traffic?

Anyone have theories?

Perez Hilton Perez Hilton Pulls Post

Jesus Lord, There Are Additional Hilton Children

Paris Hilton’s Brother Mugged

Thankfully, someone thought to mug at least one of them at knifepoint.

As if Paris and Nicky weren’t enough Hilton spawn for one planet, it turns out there are two other Hilton chidren, younger brothers Barron and Conrad, neither of whom are legally allowed to be in drinking establishments. I’ve actually been peripherally aware of the existence of these two for awhile, but, in the shadow of Paris and Nicky, it’s almost like they can’t possibly be real. Like Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen’s older brother and younger sister; these people can’t actually exist. Until, you know, they get mugged at knifepoint.

WHILE PARIS Hilton was sneaking into prison in Los Angeles in the wee hours of Monday morning, her younger brother, Barron, was getting mugged at knifepoint near Penn Station.

Barron, who is tall and blond and believed to be 18, had shown up earlier at Stereo on West 29th Street with three male friends and two girls. “They were all underage and they hung around for a while trying to get in the club,” said an eyewitness.

“They were waiting outside Stereo. Eventually they all left together at around 4 a.m.

“An hour later, two security guards from Stereo were driving by Penn Station on their way home and they saw Barron and his friends. Then they saw two muggers confronting the group, and they all got out. One had a knife and was trying to get money out of the kids.

“One guy had Barron at knifepoint, and the guards got out and chased away the guy with the knife. The attackers didn’t get any money,” said the witness.

“Eventually Barron and his friends all piled into a cab.” The insider added that the guards recognized Barron because “he tries to get into Stereo all the time.”

Ha. Clearly he’s trying to follow in his sisters’ footsteps. I can’t wait.

Cuba Gooding Jr To the Rescue!!

Cuba Gooding Jr Saves Gunshot Victim

Cuba Gooding Jr went from “Show me the money” to “Show me the tourniquet” last Monday, when his quick action helped save the life of a gunshot victim at Roscoe’s in Hollywood. Hey, Popeye had his spinach; Cuba has chicken and waffles.

The 39-year-old Oscar winner was waiting in his car outside a Hollywood restaurant “when he heard four gunshots,” says a source.

“Cuba was picking up dinner for his family on the night of Memorial Day,” says the spy. “He saw a young kid holding his head and walked toward him. The kid was bleeding from his neck and collapsed.”

Gooding cradled the victim, described as a man around 20 years old, and called into the restaurant for towels. “They came out with paper towels and he said, ‘No, we need real towels!’” says the source.

The actor stemmed the bleeding and hailed a passing police car. He waited on the scene until an ambulance arrived.

Cuba’s rep confirmed the story. I think what’s really cool about all this is that it happened a couple weeks ago, and we’re just now hearing about it. It’s not like Cuba immediately got on the phone with his PR girl, like, “Hey, I just saved a dude’s life! Get the AP on this stat!” Instead, it probably leaked through someone at LAPD or someone else on the scene who wanted Gooding to get some credit for his actions, but Gooding himself is content to save a life just for the sake of saving a life. How novel and refreshing!