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SOBER!

Chace Crawford, Penn Badgley and Shawn Pyfrom celebrate Penn’s 21st birthday at TAO in Las Vegas.

Chace Crawford, Penn Badgley and Shawn Pyfrom celebrate Penn’s 21st birthday at TAO in Las Vegas.

He’s only 21????

I am so old.

Also, everyone in this picture is really sober.

The glazed look in their eyes?

Food coma.

JC Chasez was there, too, but I can’t even really handle the weirdness of that fact to elaborate much on it. I guess he just likes younger men. You think he’s with Shawn these days? I think so.

HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY, PENN!

PREGGERS!

Cate Blanchett Pregnant Baby Bump Pictures, Photos

Congrats to the lovely and talented Cate Blanchett, who is pregnant with her third child.

“Yes, I am,” she told the Sydney Morning Herald. “It’s early days yet. It’s due in April.”

Cate already has two sons with husband Andrew Upton.

Whoever Styled Sarah Michelle Gellar for This Event Should Be Taken Outside and Shot

Sarah Michelle Gellar at “Southland Tales” Premiere, Pictures, Photos

Here’s what we’re gonna do:

We’re going to minimize every part of your chest except for your underarm fat. Then we’re going to give you a necklace to make sure that eyes are drawn specifically to that underarm fat. Underarm fat is the new thin.

Then we’re going to make you look pregnant. With septuplets.

And since we don’t have time to do your hair, why don’t you just take a bath with a plugged-in blow-dryer? That’ll create a nice effect.

Sheesh.