Chace Crawford, Penn Badgley and Shawn Pyfrom celebrate Penn’s 21st birthday at TAO in Las Vegas.
He’s only 21????
I am so old.
Also, everyone in this picture is really sober.
The glazed look in their eyes?
JC Chasez was there, too, but I can’t even really handle the weirdness of that fact to elaborate much on it. I guess he just likes younger men. You think he’s with Shawn these days? I think so.
HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY, PENN!
Nick Lachey knows exactly what’s happening later tonight.
Honestly, Vanessa, if you don’t want us to write these things about you, don’t pose for photos with your face that close to his penis.
At a pool party in San Juan.
It appears Jack Black has pulled a Rumer Willis.
What’s the verdict?
Congrats to the lovely and talented Cate Blanchett, who is pregnant with her third child.
“Yes, I am,” she told the Sydney Morning Herald. “It’s early days yet. It’s due in April.”
Cate already has two sons with husband Andrew Upton.
Jessica Simpson celebrates the launch of the Jessica Simpson Collection at Macy’s by reminding us all how pretty she can be after professionals get their hands on a black-and-white photo of her.
Here’s what we’re gonna do:
We’re going to minimize every part of your chest except for your underarm fat. Then we’re going to give you a necklace to make sure that eyes are drawn specifically to that underarm fat. Underarm fat is the new thin.
Then we’re going to make you look pregnant. With septuplets.
And since we don’t have time to do your hair, why don’t you just take a bath with a plugged-in blow-dryer? That’ll create a nice effect.
Jessica Simpson’s new BFF is showing up on red carpets left and right lately, looking all glammed out and shit.
What’s up with that? She’s 45 years old. It’s a little too late to become an “it” girl.
In fairness, this red carpet event was for a movie she did, but I’ve seen more Cheri Oteri in the past few weeks than I have since she was on SNL.