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Jodie Sweetin Continues to Make Really Healthy Decisions

Jodie Sweetin Gets Married, Weds Cody Herpin in Las Vegas

You know what they say: if the new boobs don’t heal the pain you feel inside, a hasty marriage will.

It’s Jodie Sweetin’s new mantra. The 25-year-old former Full House star got hitched earlier this month to Cody Herpin, a set driver (I’m serious — check his IMDB page — he’s an on-set driver). The best part? She only met him a few weeks ago, and they eloped to Vegas.

National Enquirer quotes a “friend” of Sweetin saying that “She believes she’s finally met her soulmate,” and I can hear the sarcasm and disdain even in black-and-white print. The friend may as well have been like, “Seriously, this bitch made more sense when she was hopped up on crack.”

Jodie’s been married once before, to the genius of a husband who was both a cop and blissfully unaware of his wife’s methamphetamine addiction. I need to run into that kind of cop more often when I’m strung out and driving. The actress reportedly got help and got clean, but National Enquirer ran a story in May saying that she’d relapsed.

How long do we figure this new marriage will last? My money’s on four months. Or until they run out of coke.

Britney Spears Filming New Music Video Today

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It looks like Britney Spears is moving full-speed ahead with her comeback. Word on the street is that Britney is filming the music video for her comeback single, “Get Back,” today in LA. A casting notice went out earlier in the week:

Casting music video for major recording star!

Please reply with a photo with your age, height and other specifics if you’d like to be an extra in a one day music video for an established major pop music star. We’re looking for attractive, hip, fashionable, and enthusiastic people ages 21 to 30 to act as bar patrons. The shoot hours will be 12 PM to 12 AM. Compensation is pro bono, however, food and drinks will be provided. This is a one day shoot with a fun and lively crew. A good time will be had by all! This is a great opportunity to be an extra in a big music video with a very well known artist. A confidentiality agreement must be signed if you are chosen.

So she’s making them sign NDAs, but she’s not going to pay them. Sweet deal. Actually, you know what? I’d totally do it, just to say I was a part of the ugliest comeback attempt in the history of pop music. If the recent photos of Britney are any indication, this girl is in no shape to film a music video. Your career is kind of like your hair, Britney — you can try to extend it, but when there’s hardly anything there to start with, the end result’s going to be ugly.

Does She Look Bored?

So seriously doesn’t Hillary Duff look really bored while singing “Stranger” during last week’s result show for “So You Think You Can Dance?” Maybe she was worried because she can’t so much dance. She shakes her new little body in a hot outfit but I guess the bored look is really her sexy-face. I just don’t get what she is trying to do.

I kind of dig the song though. Is something wrong with me? Am I becoming a fan of Hillary Duff music. Do they have a support group for this?

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Courtney Love at The Roxy: the review. [popbytes]

Emmy noms are out. [SOW]

Nick Nolte took one too many Xanax before boarding his flight. [Cele|bitchy]

Are we sure Nicole Richie’s baby was fathered by Joel Madden? [A Socialite's Life]

Ugh. Something tells me Britney Spears did not actually have a “slapfight” with her mother, but I guess I can’t completely put it past her. [Celebslam]

Joss Stone is the latest celeb to pose with a joint. [Ninja Dude]

I Have an Alicia Witt Problem

Alicia Witt and Jeremy Sisto at NBC Party, Pics, Pictures and Photos

I do. I don’t understand it. She hasn’t had a major role since, like, Dune (nah, I’m kidding, it was since Cybill), but I get so excited whenever I see pictures of her. She’s just so damn cute. I’ve had a crush on her forever. You know what I think it is? I think it’s the red hair. I think I have a thing for redheads. Which is funny because that is so not true when I look at guys — I don’t find red hair attractive on men at all — but on chicks it’s kind of hot. I told my hairstylist the other day that I kind of want red hair, and she said she thought I’d look cute but that I’m a blonde at heart, so she just didn’t feel like it would be right for me. Whatever. I still kind of want to do it.

Anyway, Alicia’s cute as a button, and when she stands next to Jeremy Sisto I’m honestly not 100% sure which of them I want to make out with more. Okay, it’s Jeremy Sisto, but I did have to think about it.

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