This motherfucker got away with a double homicide, and now they’re gonna put him in jail for this shit.
Las Vegas police arrested O.J. Simpson on Sunday amid an investigation into an alleged armed robbery at a hotel in Las Vegas,
The charges he faces are unclear.
Simpson was arrested at his room in the Palms Casino Resort in Las Vegas, the source said.
They got invited to an Emmy lounge.
What are they even doing these days? I feel like each of them should have like 4 kids by now. Have they done anything since Sister Sister? And wasn’t that like 25 years ago?
See, this is how the Olsen twins would have turned out if they weren’t anorexic and drug-addicted: irrelevant. So the next time you try to tell Mary-Kate to eat something, you remember this. You remember what became of those healthy, well-adjusted Mowry girls.
I don’t know how I missed this, but I guess some kid who just got out of Lindsay’s rehab in Utah was supposedly banging her in there. But he denies it.
“That is against the rules,” he says. “She is my friend.”
Lindsay — whose reps say she will stay in the rehab for “the foreseeable future” — is “very focused on recovery right now,” he says.
Get healthy Lindsay!!!
There’s been some buzz today that Britney might be making an appearance on the Emmy broadcast, perhaps to perform, or apologize for the VMAs, or both.
Emmy producers have stated that â€œWe cannot confirm nor deny this rumor.â€
Personally I think this is the stupidest idea ever. What the fuck is she gonna do? Get up there and apologize for sucking? I mean, it’s not like she lynched black people on stage. Seriously, if we’re all now apologizing for bad live performances, I think we could fill up the entire Emmy telecast with sorries. And why stop at live performances? While we’re at it, whoever actually financed that show about the Geico caveman? You might want to take a few minutes at the Emmys to apologize. And the producers of On The Lot? America is owed an apology. And the final episode of Seinfeld? Someone ought to publicly take the blame for that shit. Also, that Ryder Strong kid from Boy Meets World should say he’s sorry for never even approaching his hotness potential. I still take that personally.
Britney Spears apologizing for sucking at the Emmys is the worst idea ever. Ev. Er.
Oh please, please let her do this.
Jessica Simpson might be returning to
a market with less competition her Texas roots, according to her father. She’s apparently considering recording a country album.
“Everything in our business is about beats and I think she really wants to sing and country music still believes in that. I think country is the only pure, storytelling kind of genre left,” says Papa Joe.
He makes no mention of Ashlee Simpson embracing this pure, storytelling genre, because, you know, Ashlee don’t sing that well.
At the Marc Bouwer show.
What would you title the Lisa Marie/Jenna Jameson porn flick? Extra points to anyone who works in a Michael Jackson reference.
I know I should be talking shit about Paris Hilton’s new haircut, but, fuck it, I’ll be honest: I think she looks really pretty. Also: there are nipples in this picture. [Ninja Dude]
Christina Aguilera sports them pregnancy titties. [Derek Hail]
Think it would be awesome to come live in LA, where they film movies all the time everywhere? Yeah, right. Popbytes weighs in on how much fun it is to have Hancock filming right outside his work. [popbytes]
Prince is — you guessed it — a crazy, pretentious motherfucker who’s now attempting to sue the majority of the Internet. [Cele|bitchy]
Um, I’m not sure how well sobriety’s been working out for Courtney Love lately. [Yeeeah!]
Nicky Hilton wears short shorts. [Drunken Stepfather]
All the tabloids want to talk about this week is Brad and Angie. That’s why you read blogs. We’re more comprehensive. [Celebrity Smack]
Shakira can get into UCLA, and she didn’t even learn how to speak English until like 5 years ago. Doesn’t that make you feel dumb? [POTP]