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13Or Maybe Angelina Didn’t Have the Twins …

Says a rep for the couple:

“Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France.”

Hmmm.

True or false?

You decide.

May 30, 2008 at 9:35 am by Evil Beet
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8Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller to Marry Tonight?

That’s what the NY Post is reporting. And I really couldn’t care less, except apparently Denise Richards knows all about it, since her girls are part of the wedding, and a source says that “she may even crash the event with a camera crew.”

Oh, man. That would be amazing.

Also, Brooke is reportedly already pregnant, although of course no one will confirm that.

Pregnancy before marriage: so hot right now.

May 30, 2008 at 9:31 am by Evil Beet
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21Lindsay Lohan Hospitalized?

Extra is reporting that Samantha Ronson took Lindsay to the Century City hospital last night. They stayed for two hours.

No further details are available yet …

May 30, 2008 at 9:23 am by Evil Beet
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7Oh Joyous Day! The Brangelina Twins Are Here!

Word on the street is that Angelina has given birth to her two baby girls.

She’s reportedly named them Isla Marcheline (after Angelina’s mom) and Amelie Jane (after Brad’s mom).

RIDICULOUSLY CUTE!

CONGRATS!!!

May 30, 2008 at 9:18 am by Evil Beet
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34Where Did Kim Cattrall’s Tits Go?

Didn’t she used to have breasts?

Where did they go?

Maybe her bracelet scared them away.

At a party celebrating her cover of Hamptons magazine.

May 29, 2008 at 11:33 pm by Evil Beet
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12MMMPop!

Zac Hanson’s wife, Kate, had the couple’s first baby on Tuesday, a son named John Ira Shepherd Hanson.

And I don’t really care at all, but I thought up that headline like a year ago and I’ve been waiting for a chance to use it. I knew one of those shaggy-haired people would sire another child eventually.

Zac’s only 22. The middle Hanson, Taylor, at age 25, already has three fucking kids. And Isaac’s expecting his second kiddo next month.

And just for nostalgia, here’s the MMMBop video.

May 29, 2008 at 11:28 pm by Evil Beet
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