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21Four Skinny Women from New York Kick Harrison Ford’s Ass

Sex and the City brought in a whopping $55.7M this weekend, nearly twice what analysts had predicted.

Indiana Jones slipped to #2, bringing in only $46M in its second weekend.

The film put up numbers never before seen for a movie aimed mainly at women, who do not tend to rush out in huge numbers for opening weekends the way males do. In fact, it had the best debut ever for an R-rated comedy.

Congrats, ladies!

June 1, 2008 at 1:27 pm by Evil Beet
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4Universal Studios Was on Fire

Two very fortunate things about this:

1) No one was seriously injured.
2) The Wisteria Lane set is fine.


June 1, 2008 at 12:49 pm by Evil Beet
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52Caption This

Paris Hilton and her GINORMOUS feet at the MTV Video Music Awards in Tokyo.

Side note: I was playing Catch Phrase with some girlfriends tonight. It was my turn and the word was “radio.” I was like. “Okay. Video killed the blank star.” My friend Emily shouts, at the top of her lungs, “PORN!” and then looks at me expectantly. No, Emily. No.

June 1, 2008 at 2:14 am by Evil Beet
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12Now That’s Good Business!

The Bunny Ranch brothel in Nevada — where my beloved Cathouse is filmed — is offering customers who fly there a $15 rebate to defray new baggage fees imposed by American Airlines.

Because why visit a whorehouse if you can’t bring your own bag of whips and chains?

June 1, 2008 at 1:24 am by Evil Beet
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24What’s in the Bottle, Lindsay?

La Lohan goes shopping in Hollywood with some friends.

She later changed clothes and went shopping in Hollywood again, in the same afternoon.

And I’m only running one of the sets of pictures, because I am not going to pay for two fucking photos just because your ass changed clothes, Lindsay. Homey don’t play that. Get a real job, Linds.

So I was trying to decide which set of clothes to use for the photo, and I decided on this set because it gives you guys the opportunity to make fun of the pants on her friend. Go at it.

June 1, 2008 at 12:08 am by Evil Beet
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10Out and Proud!

T.R. Knight takes his hottie boyfriend, Mark Cornelsen, to the Chrysalis Ball in LA.

Tons more pictures from this event after the jump, including Rebecca Gayheart, Eric Dane, Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore, Mila Kunis, Eva Mendes, Russell Simmons and Porschla Coleman, Jason Lewis, Topher Grace, Soleil Moon Frye, Katherine Heigl, Justin Chambers, Kate Walsh and James Pickens, Jr.


May 31, 2008 at 11:59 pm by Evil Beet
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