Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Afternoon Delight

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Nipples in bikinis. I’m sorry, was I supposed to see something else? [The Superficial]

WOW Katie Holmes. Seriously. [theBerry]

10 Careers that improved after jail. NOT YOU LINDSAY. [Bossip]

Rihanna burns down the house. Like, really. [Starpulse]

So who’s Amanda Seyfried’s new boyfriend? [Celebuzz]

Rebecca Black is doing another single, by God. [Socialite Life]

Mila Kunis is sweet, totally not the bitch I thought she might be. [Cele|bitchy]

Anti-masturbatory gum? [The Frisky]

Awesome celebrity homes. [Bitten and Bound]

Tobey Maguire’s daughter is ADORABLE. [I'm Not Obsessed]

Paris Hilton has “many voices.” I think she just HEARS many voices. [Socialite Life]

Arnold Schwarzenegger lands a role in a movie now. [Huff Po]

Celebrity wife swap? [Rumor Fix]

James Franco is angry that you think he’s a rapist. [OMGBlog]

New Sade video. [Popbytes]

We Really Need to Talk About The Beckham Baby’s Name

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As I’m sure many of you have heard by now, David and Victoria Beckham have gone against my express wishes and named their daughter something other than Santa. No, instead of having a little baby girl with a lovely, festive name with magical connotations, they went in a different direction. The name, of course?

Harper Seven Beckham.

Honestly? Ok, I’m fine with Harper. I actually love Harper. Kelly Kapowski named her daughter Harper, and I was just pleased as punch. The problem, for me, lies in the middle name. I didn’t even know that the Beckhams were Seinfeld fans:

Just in Case You Weren’t Totally Convinced That Victoria Beckham Actually Carried That Child for Nine Months

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I know we showed you a “candid” and totally not staged pregnancy photo of Victoria Beckham earlier this weekend, and since then, she conveniently popped that little child out (Harper Seven Beckham, cute huh?), but here are some ACTUAL photos that depict Victoria as a totally normal, totally pregnant woman who doesn’t gestate her child under the constraints of a lap band.

Congrats again to the new family!