If you “Wannabe” at one of the stops on the Spice Girls’ upcoming tour, you’ll have even more chances to “Say You’ll Be There.” The Girls’ manager wants to “Spice Up Your Life” (and his bank account) by adding 25 more dates to their comeback tour. This would basically double the $20.5 mil the girls stand to earn for the tour, but it’s got some of them concerned that the tour will be “Too Much” to handle while raising school-age children. Victoria has three young boys she just relocated to Los Angeles, Mel B. has an 8-year-old daughter (with a former husband) and a newborn (with Eddie Murphy), Geri Halliwell had a baby last year, and Emma is getting ready to become a “Mama” any minute now.
According to a statement from people close to the Girls, “It’s going to be a huge commitment for the girls, who are extremely devoted to their families. But they are overwhelmed by the world-wide response from their fans and don’t want to let them down.”
Zahara Jolie-Pitt feeds her brother Pax some manner of food on what appears to be a faux camping trip of some sort.
How does Angelina do it? When my sister and I were that age, I wasn’t feeding her anything, except for this one time I put Tabasco sauce on her bread. And then she beat my ass. And we were, like, ages 5 and 3. Everything in Angelina Jolie’s life is just magically wonderful and we all have to live with that.
Well, it’s a far cry from the umbrella (ella ella, hey hey hey) attacks we were treated to back in the day, but Britney Spears did manage to call a paparazzo a “fat fuck” over the weekend, with little Sean Preston well within ear shot.
Okay, if we’re gonna be all over LiLo’s ass for breaking out of rehab every now and then, let’s note that Brigitte Nielsen checked into rehab, like, five minutes before this photo was taken. She stepped out to attend the Comedy Central Roast of Flava Flav with her husband, Mattia Dessi, and I am saddened to admit that I know exactly who this guy is because I watched both The Surreal Life and Flavor of Love and honestly if anyone wants to be my boyfriend the position is open and really needs to be filled because this morning I watched the entire hour-long “Best Of” episode of Girls Next Door and honestly people I can’t go on like this indefinitely.
Flav showed up with his mom, and Snoop Dogg was there too. And Jimmy Kimmel hosted but he gets no pictures on this blog because of that fucking bullshit he pulled with Emily Gould.
Paris Hilton looks soooo happy to be attending the Life Rolls On benefit in Beverly Hills on Saturday. The foundation “exists to be a grassroots resource that provides hope and is an advocate on behalf of young people whose lives have been affected by spinal cord injury.” The “honorary co-chairpersons” for the event were Kelly Slater and Minnie Driver (and, if they were there, WireImage’s photogs missed them), and Molly Sims and Brooke Burns showed up as well.