Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Harry Potter: A Look Back Makes Me WEEPY

Oh man, my first thought when I saw this was “You’ve just got to be kidding me.” All of the emotional turmoil I’ve been in over the last few days, knowing that the HP franchise was quickly drawing to a close, watching four days of a Harry Potter marathon, Googling Potter-related recipes, buying advance tickets for the latest show, trying to reread all of the books by Friday in preparation for the inevitable … and then this gets thrown at me.

I’m three months pregnant and I KNOW my hormones are on the fritz as it is, but this was just NOT GOOD TIMING for Harry Potter to be dropping this memory-making shit on me, you know? I mean, excuse me while I go cry over my first-edition Philosopher’s Stone.

Afternoon Delight

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Another photo of Lady Gaga’s penis? [The Superficial]

What kind of a-hole burns hundred-dollar bills? Oh, this dude. [Bossip]

DMX caught with drugs in prison. [TMZ]

Mila Kunis: half-naked and talking about how big of a “Trekkie” she is. [Starpulse]

Is Renee Zellweger dating John Stamos?! [Lainey Gossip]

Jewel’s a mama. [LA Times]

Zooey Deschanel fires back at columnist who called her a “snobby cow.” [Socialite Life]

Joe Jonas was pelted with balls. [Yeeeah]

LISTEN HERE – Demi Lovato: “I cried my eyes out” recording new single. [Celebuzz]

Tons of Spike Lee movies on their way. [Pajiba]

Jessica Alba whines about her post-baby body. [Amy Grindhouse]

Megan Fox is pissed that Shia outed their sex sessions. [Cele|bitchy]

The gonorrhea superbug has arrived. And I don’t mean Paris Hilton’s spawn. [The Frisky]

Lady Gaga got egged. [Rumor Fix]

How Good Does Tiffani-Amber Thiessen Look These Days?

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I think the last time I saw TAT, she was fourteen months pregnant and looking pretty uncomfortable with herself. Here, though, she’s photographed in New York City promoting the new season of her series, White Collar.

Me, I have just two questions: one, does anyone here watch that White Collar show – I’ve heard some pretty good things about it – and two, will I ever look at this woman and not automatically think “Kelly Kapowski“?