Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Quite the Resemblance


Here is lovely Emma Roberts and the premiere of “Nancy Drew.” Every year she looks more like Auntie Julia. Seriously…from what I’ve heard she is a lovely little actress as well. Let us just hope she stays very far away from girls named Lindsay, Paris, Nicole, ect…

Honestly if I was the parent of an up and coming young actress I would lock her up until she turned 21.

Paris Back in Real Jail


Paris has been transferred from the Twin Towers Medical Facility to Lynwood Correctional Facility where she was put in the first place.

She was transferred late last night and will serve out the rest of her sentence in her same cell. According to sources, Paris has been a bit less crazy now that that pesky case of ADD has been dealt with.

Sources tell TMZ that Hilton has been doing much better with the proper meds, and we’re told that there has been pressure on the Sheriff’s Department to move her back to the Lynwood jail when the medical facility was no longer necessary. We’re told that now Hilton has been deemed “medically stable.”

Paris won’t be back at Lynwood for too long according to friends of the celebutard. Evidently jail still doesn’t agree with her and she keeps getting severe panic attacks.

I wonder if any of the other prisoners don’t like prison?

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Brad Pitt is not such a big fan of Jen Aniston’s new boy-toy. [popbytes]

Woah, Katie Holmes cut her hair. And looks amazing, in my opinion. [Gabsmash]

Petra Nemcova topless. Go. [Drunken Stepfather]

Eminem continues to take the high road regarding his relationship with Mariah Carey. And by “high road” I of course mean “not the high road.” [Cele|bitchy]

How could we ever get sick of pictures of Nicole Richie and Joel Madden? [Daily Stab]

Look, when Matthew McConaughey asks you to take off your shirt and make out with the girl next to you, you do what the man says. [Yeeeah!]

I simply can’t imagine why a segment of the gay population is unhappy that John Travolta is starring in the upcoming movie version of Hairspray. [Holy Candy]

Good Charlotte is going on tour with Justin Timberlake. [SOW]

Donald Trump’s Going to Teach You How to Be Classy

Donald Trump Lady and the Tramp

From the man whose entire home can best be described as “gilded” comes a lesson in taste.

Trump, whose ratings-challenged Apprentice was unceremoniously dumped after this past season, is currently producing a reality series called The Lady and the Tramp for Fox. In the series, “girls in love with the party life will be sent to a charm school where they will receive a stern course on debutante manners.”

Jesus Christ, “debutante manners?” Has anyone involved in this show ever actually been to a deb ball? Trust me, by around 1 a.m. those white Vera Wang gowns are tequila-stained and residing entirely around their occupant’s shoulders, keeping her ankles company.

Says Trump: “We are all sick and tired of the glamorization of these out-of-control young women, so I have taken it upon myself to do something about it. I am creating a real-life version of ‘My Fair Lady’ with my company Trump Productions. This show is all about getting a second chance and transforming for the better; the idea is genius and the show will be huge.”

See? Modesty. Always classy.

Sean Stewart Is So Fucking Badass

Sean Stewart Arrested for Brick-Related Offense

This guy is such a rock star. Sean Stewart, son of rocker Rod Stewart and brother of Kim Stewart (the less competent half of the Paris Hilton Biker Crew), cooled his heels in an L.A. jail cell last night after being arrested for assaulting a couple with “a rock, brick, bottle, metal, missile, and substance capable of doing serious bodily harm” after being denied entry to a party in the Hollywood Hills two months ago. (Read the full complaint here). He spent nearly an hour locked up in a Hollywood police station, and was charged with four felonies, including two counts of assault with a deadly weapon, one count of vandalism and one count of throwing substance at a vehicle. (Throwing substance at a vehicle? That’s a felony? Is vomit a substance? Because it’s possible my entire sorority could face jail time.) Stewart was released on $60,000 bail.

Lest you forget, Sean also made headlines back in March when he announced that he used to have sexual fantasies about his step-mom, Rachel Hunter.

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