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New York Governor Elliot Spitzer and Wife Slida Wall, Pictures, Photos

“Good afternoon.

“For the past nine years, eight years as attorney general, and one as governor, I have tried to uphold a vision of progressive politics that would rebuild New York and create opportunity for all. We sought to bring real change to New York and that will continue.

“Today I want to briefly address a private matter. I have acted in a way that violates my obligations to my family and violates my, or any, sense of right and wrong. I apologize first and most importantly to my family. I apologize to the public, whom I promised better.

“I do not believe that politics in the long run is about individuals. It is about ideas, the public good, and doing what is best for the state of New York. But I have disappointed and failed to live up to the standard I expected of myself. I must now dedicate some time to regain the trust of my family.

“I will not be taking questions. Thank you very much. I will report back to you in short order. Thank you very much.”

New York governor Elliot Spitzer, who today admitted to his involvement in a high-priced prostitution ring.

Legalize it, fuckers!

March 10, 2008 at 2:59 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Elliot Spitzer

11Hide Your Daughters: Joe Francis Is Out of Jail

Joe Francis Pictures, Photos

But just for a little while!

Joe sent the following email to pals:


Today I posted my bond in Reno so that I can immediately return to
Florida to face the charges against me. I will be released from jail in
Reno in the next few hours.

I want to thank you all for your help and support over the past 11
months of hell. I also want you all to know that in the same way you
were there for me in my time of need, I will be there for you.

Thank you again,

Joe Francis”

Yeah, right. Joe Francis has no friends. Only people who want to use that little cocksucker for his money.


Florida’ll send him right back to jail. So just keep your kids indoors for the next 24 hours or so.

March 10, 2008 at 2:10 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Joe Francis

61Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Want to Be on Her Mom’s Stupid Reality TV Show

Lindsay and Ali Lohan, Pictures, Photos

Lindsers and kid sis Ali were partying in the penthouse of her new NYC complex on Thursday night.

Lindsay reportedly stayed clean, drinking only water, smoking and dancing as Samantha Ronson ran the DJ booth. The two headed back to Lindsay’s apartment around 10 pm.

Mom Dina Lohan showed up to say hi, but Lindsay nixed the cameras following Dina for her new reality TV show, so Dina only stayed for 20 minutes.

Good thinkin’, Linds!

March 10, 2008 at 2:05 pm by Evil Beet

83All Grown Up

Emma Watson Short Dress Upskirt, Pictures, Photos

Harry Potter ingenue Emma Watson narrowly avoids giving the paps an upskirt as she leaves a club in London.

She sure is turning into quite the little hottie.

Emma turns 18 on April 15. I can’t wait to see who she ends up banging once she’s legal.

March 10, 2008 at 12:08 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Emma Watson

10Jeremy Piven Is So Cool

Jeremy Piven at John Varvatos 6th Annual Stuart House Benefit, Pictures, Photos

T-shirt over a hoodie?

With pinstripe dress pants and belt?

And he hasn’t shaved in three days?

Here’s the saddest part: I’d still fuck him in a heartbeat.

Let’s be honest: I’d gang-bang the whole cast of Entourage. Including Emmanuelle Chriqui. Especially Emmanuelle Chriqui.

March 10, 2008 at 12:01 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Jeremy Piven

7He Still Looks Tired!

Grey’s Anatomy Justin Chambers with Wife Keisha at John Varvatos 6th Annual Stuart House Benefit, Pictures, Photos

After being hospitalized for “exhaustion” last month, Justin Chambers shows up at a benefit in LA on Sunday looking tired as all hell.

He always looks like this on the red carpet. Always.

I know he has like 18 kids and stuff, but I’m telling you guys: this kid’s got a drug problem.

He’s pictured here with his wife, Keisha Chambers.

March 9, 2008 at 11:56 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Justin Chambers