I’m not kidding.
Britney knows exactly what she’s doing at this point.
As if we don’t write about her enough, Britney decided to give the paparazzi another glimpse of her vagina on Thursday.
Thanks, Brit. Your vagina is so awesome.
In fact, it’s so awesome, it should get to have two young children spend the night with it.
Uncensored pics are inside.
Update: I’d just like to note that there are currently thousands of people on this site who are here searching for “Britney Spears crotch shot October 11.” I find it endlessly amusing that Googlers now understand that they need to specify precisely which Britney Spears crotch shot they’d like to see.
So Britney finally arrived in court — five hours late — and was granted sleepovers one night a week with her two kids, but those sleepovers will be monitored by a court-appointed monitor.
Britney left the courthouse visibly upset.
Get your shit together, Britney!
Britney missed her 8:30 am court appearance today to try to get overnight visits with her kids.
She was out super late last night.
You suck, Britney.
They take home leftovers!
Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo exit a Beverly Hills eatery on Tuesday night.
I wonder if they’ll eat it naked in a jacuzzi. With knives.
Nah, they’ve probably learned their lesson.
Photo credit: Splash News
It’s Bruce Willis.
Yeah, you read that right.
I am not fucking kidding you.
PUT THE TOUPEE BACK ON, BRUCE!! YOU’RE SCARING ME!!!
She looks fabulous, per usual.
Jakie Gyllenhaal waas there, too, but there aare no pics of the two of them together.
I guess thaat romaance fizzled aand died.
Seriously, this has been, like, an epic event in photojournalism. I swear there are pics of Angie getting this kid from school every single day.
What’s left of Angelina Jolie picked up her son from the Lycee Francais in Manhattan on Wednesday.
I’d also like to point out, Mom, that you can see her black bra through her shirt. So the next time you want to cluck at me for doing the same, I’d just like to say: “Brad Pitt’s girlfriend did it, too.”