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8I Will Never Get Tired of Running Ali/Dina Lohan Interviews

If you don’t like it, skip it, because I’m gonna run a lot of these.

This one’s from Showbiz Tonight.

I love how Dina “Einstein” Lohan responds to concerns about her throwing Ali into the same business that has basically destroyed Lindsay by comparing it to a child wanting to become a doctor because his or her father is a doctor. Like, yeah, Dina, that analogy totally holds, if the kid’s father was Dr. Mengele.

Oh, and Ali on the tabloids and Lindsay: “Look where she is and look where the people are [who are] writing this stuff.” Yeah, Ali. Hi. I’m on my living room couch, sober. And no one who hasn’t dated me or parented me or been my gynecologist has seen my vagina. And I’m going to get to work on time tomorrow. And I’ve never had a DUI. And I’ve never been to jail. Or been estranged from either of my parents. Or written drunken emails to Page Six and misspelled “adequate.” I make a good living and I both own and utilize underwear. Yeah. I’m really pathetic.

God, I’m so excited for this show.

May 20, 2008 at 9:23 pm by Evil Beet
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37Anorexia Sucks: Exhibit 5,964

The girls at Jezebel posted this clip of 19-year-old Cassie, an anorexic who can no longer throw up the tiny amount of food she eats, since she’s lost her gag reflex.

So now she puts a tube down her throat and suctions it out.

Full clip is here. Don’t watch it if you plan to eat in the next few hours. Or if you have any undigested food in your stomach. (Cassie doesn’t!)

Just a friendly reminder from Evil Beet, that, although we make fun of fat people and show a lot of pictures of ridiculously skinny people, eating disorders are really gross and tragic and pathetic in actuality, and anorexic chicks are totally not hot (if you were a guy, would you want to be in bed with that?). And if you know someone who’s suffering from an ED, or if you’re suffering yourself, get your ass some help before you’re sticking tubes down your mouth. For more information on finding help, click here.

May 20, 2008 at 9:11 pm by Evil Beet
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18Well Look Who’s Sneering at the Cameras Already

It’s Ali Lohan, putting on her very best big-girl face before her appearance on David Letterman.

Enjoy these days while they last, Ali. If your genetics are any indication, you’ll actually look the age you’re acting in about six months.

I’m gonna try and get the clip of this interview up for you guys as soon as it’s available. It’s sure to be a doozy!

May 20, 2008 at 8:48 pm by Evil Beet
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10Your Daily Paris

Here’s Paris, doing whatever it is Paris does, and wearing whatever it is Paris wears, in LA on Tuesday.

I’m always amused when she wears crosses around her neck. Because you are everything Jesus Christ represented, Paris.

May 20, 2008 at 7:35 pm by Evil Beet
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5Indy Does NYC

Indiana Jones
premiered in New York today, and all the familiar faces were there — Harrison Ford, Calista Flockhart, Shia LeBuuuuoexxyf.

But Michelle Williams — the Destiny’s Child one, not the Heath Ledger one — was there, too, along with Ashanti. I have no idea what they were doing there, but it’s good to see them. You don’t see enough of these two, probably because they’re way too busy being positive role models and not getting DUIs and stuff.

Oh, yeah, and talk about positive role models: I didn’t smoke today, bitches! Woot woot!

May 20, 2008 at 7:32 pm by Evil Beet
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5Being Britney Spears’ Father Is a Full-Time Job

New court papers confirm that Jamie Spears gave up his catering practice to be the full-time Senior Account Manager of the Keep Britney Spears Alive and Out of Jail Foundation.

As such, the court awarded him $10,000 in back pay, and he has been paid $2500 a week since March.

That’s probably more than he was making as a caterer in Louisiana!!

May 20, 2008 at 7:26 pm by Evil Beet
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