Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Jessica Simpson’s Dad Set Her Up with Tony Romo!

jess1.jpg According to a source: "Joe and Tony have been friendly for a while. Joe is a huge Dallas Cowboy fan, and Tony has always had a crush on her - he even said on his Web site like a year ago that it was his dream to date her. Jessica has been in Nashville and Dallas recording her new country album. When Tony found out, he called Joe and said, 'I know she's not dating anyone right now, can I take her out for a drink at least?' Jessica said it was OK for Joe to give Tony her number and they hit...

Stephanie Pratt Has a Dark Past

Stephanie Pratt Mug Shot Who's this gross-ass methface? It's Spencer Pratt's little sister, Stephanie, who recently decided to start making appearances on The Hills and hassling Lauren without provocation. You're fair game now, whore. Early in the evening of May 8, 2006, in Honolulu, Stephanie, then 20, and a 20-year-old friend — the daughter of a production executive on the locally filmed ABC series Lost — were arrested by the police after security guards at ritzy Neiman Marcus department store caught the duo attempting to shoplift a number of clothing items...

Fun with YouTube: Heather Nova, London Rain

Remember this little ditty? Being sick always makes me depressed. I think it's cuz I'm stuck at home alone with no one to talk to, so I get trapped in my own head and go a little crazy. Like, I randomly decide that none of my friends really like me and I will die alone and then my cats will eat me and then throw me up and my mom will come to my house to collect my belongings and find the me-vomit and be like "What was she feeding them?". Am I the only one who gets like this? But, anyway, I've had this song playing most of the night, and it seems to be cheering me up a little for reasons that are unclear. So I'm sharing it. Enjoy! />Remember this little ditty? Being sick always makes me depressed. I think it's cuz I'm stuck at home alone with no one to talk to, so I get trapped in my own head and go a little crazy. Like, I randomly decide that none of my friends really like me and I will die alone and then my cats will eat me and then throw me up and my mom will come to my house to collect my belongings and find the me-vomit and be like "What was she feeding them?". Am I the only one who gets like this? But, anyway, ...