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“I can buy porn or kill someone in war, but I can’t have a glass of wine. If I could change one thing about America, it would be its ridiculous age limits on things. That’s why I love visiting Britain. I can walk into a bar and order a drink without having to show my passport. That’s so cool.”

Eighteen-year-old Hayden Panettiere.

Hells yeah, Hayden!

I think our Presidential candidates should have a new running platform: a lowering of the drinking age for Hayden Panettiere. Because here in the gossip world, we need that bitch drunk!

June 2, 2008 at 8:49 pm by Evil Beet
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10Brangelina Baby Pics Could Bring in Over $15M

Fifteen million dollars.

That’s where bidding is reportedly at for the first exclusive pics of the Brangelina twinsies, when they’re born. And it’s expected to go a LOT higher.

The two mags left in the running are OK! magazine and People magazine.

Brad and Angelina will donate the money to charity.


$15 million???

We can’t come up with that sort of cash here at EB, but if there’s some way I could exchange lots sexual favors with someone (or someones?) to get us those pics exclusively, I’m so totally game. Call me.

June 2, 2008 at 8:41 pm by Evil Beet
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57Ew, Ew, Ew

Will someone please return Rumer Willis’ new hair extensions to the third-grade art room, where they belong?

June 2, 2008 at 12:38 pm by Evil Beet
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21Jessica Alba Is Going to Be PISSED

You know how happy Jessica Alba gets when the paps snap photos of her pregnant belly, even when it’s covered up by layers of clothes and a huge bag?


So she’s just going to be delighted when she sees this shit.

June 2, 2008 at 12:18 pm by Evil Beet
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7Hey, Tatum, How Much Does This Suck?

Formerly recovered addict Tatum O’Neal leaving an NY court today.

Taters was busted on Sunday trying to buy crack in NYC.

Eh, I feel bad for her. Maybe this is the kind of wake-up call that’ll get you back into recovery and end up saving your damn life, Tatum.

June 2, 2008 at 11:21 am by Evil Beet
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“You know what’s weird? Even I’m not that interested in my personal life anymore.”

Ben Affleck, to the Daily Mirror.

Full interview is here.

June 2, 2008 at 11:03 am by Evil Beet
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