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Michael Clark Duncan and Amanda Bynes do “Footprints in the Sand” at Turks and Caicos Film Festival

Michael Clark Duncan and Amanda Bynes both show off their footprints at some charity event at the Turks and Caicos Film Festival on Friday.

Is there anywhere that doesn’t have a film festival?

I live in near-constant fear that one of these days I’m gonna wake up to 8000 people knocking on my door.

“Why are you here?” I’ll ask.

“The film festival,” they’ll say.

“Which film festival?”

“The one in your living room. The Evil Beet Living Room Film Festival. Didn’t you see the arrivals on WireImage?”

“Ugh.”

The Cast of “Celebrity Apprentice” — and We’re Using the Term “Celebrity” Loosely Here

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So here’s who we’ve got confirmed so far:

1) Omarosa. Who’s, like, a Z-list celebrity because she was on the Apprentice. ALso I think this makes her the first and only two-time Apprentice contestant.

2) Lennox Lewis

3) Gene Simmons

4) Tito Ortiz (Jenna Jameson’s boyfriend)

5) Stephen Baldwin

6) Carol Alt

7) Vinny Pastore (from The Sopranos)

8) John Cena

9) Marilu Henner

So, um, no Paris. No Lindsay. No Britney. None of the people that Donald Trump said he planned to have on the show.

This thing is gonna be such a ratings flop it’s not even funny.

I hope Rosie O’Donnell has a field day with this. It’s a pity she’s not on The View to talk about this when it crashes and burns.

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David Copperfield’s being investigated for raping a woman in the Bahamas. Too bad he didn’t think to make her disappear once he was done. (I know, I know. Easy joke. Sorry. Rape is not funny. But David Copperfield rape? A little funny, guys. Admit it.) [Celebslam]

T.I.’s not getting out of jail just yet. [Bossip]

Hilary Duff shakes her ass. [The Blemish]

Check out the Eva Mendes sex scene from We Own the Night. [Ninja Dude]

Ah, the Lindsay Lohan side-boob. How we missed thee. [Drunken Stepfather ]

Scarlett Johansson is a good person. [Derek Hail]

Shar Jackson may not have won Kevin Federline, but she did win Celebrity Rap Superstar. [Cele|bitchy]

I Wanna Be Chelsea Clinton’s Best Friend!

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From Page Six:

THE anticipated presence of Chelsea Clinton and her parents at an Oct. 27 wedding in Washington, D.C., has the planners in a tizzy. Chelsea’s childhood best friend, Nicole Davison, is marrying hedge-fund analyst Michael Fox. Chelsea, the maid of honor, will be there with her parents. Guests are being warned not to bother Bill and Hillary Clinton. When the ex-president hosted the couple’s engagement party at his Chappaqua home, some guests were told to be on their “best behavior” and avoid talking to the family about inappropriate topics.

Um, Bill Clinton? Will you please host my engagement party, too? I just think it would be fun. And expensive. I promise I’ll be nice to Chelsea and not make fun of her for having to spend her most awkward years in the White House.

Amy Winehouse Finally Got Her Punk Ass Arrested

Amy Winehouse Arrested in Norway for Marijuana Use

From the AP:

British singer-songwriter Amy Winehouse was arrested in Norway for marijuana possession and held overnight, a police official said Friday.

Winehouse, her husband Blake Fielder-Civil and a third person were released at around 7:00 a.m. Friday after paying $715 in fines, Prosecutor Lars Morten Lothe said.

The trio were arrested shortly after 6 p.m. at a hotel in Bergen in southwestern Norway, where Winehouse is on a European tour, after a tip to police.

“They were found with seven grams (about 1/4-ounce)of marijuana,” Lothe said. “She’s paid the fine, so this thing is over for us now.”

Damn, I wanna smoke weed in Norway.

In the U.S., it’s a little more complicated, isn’t it? I’m not a weed person, and I’ve never been arrested for it, so I’m not really sure. Anyone around here been caught with a quarter-ounce of weed in another country? Did you get off this easy?