Nobody gives a damn about Kate Beckinsale. We never see pictures of her, we never hear about her, and I bet you didn’t even know she had a daughter.
Then she goes and makes some off-hand remark about how she might eat vagina were the alternative option sushi, and suddenly the photo agencies can’t take enough pictures of her.
Here’s Kate with her husband, director Len Wiseman, and daughter Lily at what appears to be Cross Creek Village in Malibu.
March 23, 2008 at 9:08 pm by Evil Beet
Miley Cyrus sports a new ‘do as she signs autographs while leaving dinner with her mom.
One of my mother’s longtime friends is an immigrant from Poland. She has her grandchildren in town visiting this month, and my mom and I went to say hello to them today. They’re 3 and 6, both from Warsaw, and they don’t speak a word of English. (This did not prevent me from having a drawn-out pirate battle with the 3-year-old, which he won — hilariously — when his mother instructed him in Polish to quit fighting and give me a hug. He obliged, throwing his arms around my neck, then reaching to pull my hair clip from my hair and running away with it. You gotta admit when you’ve been out-smarted.)
Anyway, the 6-year-old girl had a little plastic ball with Hannah Montana’s face on it. And she couldn’t so much as say hello to me in English, but when I picked up the ball and said “Hannah Montana?” she smiled and said “Hannah Montana!” (Then the 3-year-old grabbed the ball away from me and announced, in Polish, “Mine!”).
The point is: Miley Cyrus is universal. Crazy universal. (So is being a 3-year-old boy, I suppose.)
March 23, 2008 at 1:29 am by Evil Beet
Here’s Diddy showing off his twin daughters — D’Lila Star and Jessie James — at the finale of Making the Band.
Now I’m not one to make fun of babies, but these girls seriously look like they’re about to throw down. I’m afraid of them.
March 23, 2008 at 1:17 am by Evil Beet
On Friday, Victoria Beckham took son Cruz on a little shopping trip along Rodeo.
And she brought along — gasp! — Eva Longoria?
And Eva is holding Cruz’s hand?
Ack, the betrayal!!!!
What happened to Victoria’s longtime shopping buddy, Katie Holmes? Were Posh and Becks finally scared off by the Cruise’s attempts to convert them to Scientology? Were they bitter at having been replaced by the more racially diverse Pinkett-Smiths? Has Tom Cruise finally put his foot down, forbidding Katie from leaving the house outside his presence? Ever since they got back to the States after Tom was filming in Germany, Katie has basically never been photographed without Tom. There are a handful of exceptions, but they almost all involve Katie promoting Mad Money.
What happened to this shopping friendship??
What on earth could possibly explain Posh going shopping with anyone other than Katie?
March 22, 2008 at 12:08 am by Evil Beet
In case you missed it, here’s Jamie-Lynn Spears on Miss/Guided from Thursday night.
She turned into quite the hottie. Almost hotter than Britney in her heyday, if I do say so myself. Too bad she’s going to pop out a bunch of kids and go batshit now.
March 21, 2008 at 10:13 pm by Evil Beet
My very favoritest of all the Willises, 14-year-old Tallulah Belle, was spotted on Robertson with her dad Bruce and some chick. I believe this is former Playmate Karen McDougal, but I’m sure you guys will correct me if I’m wrong. I can’t ID the other girl, but I assume she’s some friend of Tallulah’s.
Anyway, how fabulous is Tallulah? She’s just so freaking great on camera. I love her and I can’t wait until she’s a little older and starts showing up more often.
And to celebrate new pics of Tallulah, I’ve included here the Tori Amos video for “Talula,” which always pops into my head when I see this little Willis gem, and because I’m just a shameless Toriphile.