Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Dr. Drew: “Britney Is a Drug Addict”

Dr. Drew Pinsky Says Britney Spears is a Drug Addict Remember Dr. Drew Pinsky? From Love Line? With Adam Carolla? Ah, those were the days. Anyway, he's the latest to weigh in on the Britney saga, and FINALLY we're hearing from someone who has both a medical degree and expertise in the field of addiction. Here's what he says: We know that she is a drug addict because she's been admitted to a treatment center. You can't be admitted unless you’ve met criteria for addiction ... She is a drug addict. It is an indisputable point. And ...

Deep Thoughts by Paris Hilton

paris_shoulder.jpg "Shanghai looks like the future!" Paris Hilton comments on the Asian megalopolis, which she visited to attend the MTV Style Awards. Why is Paris always in Asia all of a sudden? Is she realizing that Americans are getting sick of her and she may have to find a new pond to pollute with her herpes? I mean, has she done any real charity work since her jail stay? You'd think that if she has time to flit off to Shanghai for some style awards, she'd have time to open some manner of school ...

Perez Didn’t Have a Very Happy Thanksgiving

perez1.jpg On Wednesday, a judge tossed out Perez Hilton's unfair competition lawsuit against X17, ruling that Hilton has no standing to intervene on behalf of the photographers who do work for the company. Basically, when X17 sued Perez for copyright violation, he struck back with a (retaliatory) lawsuit alleging that X17 used unfair labor and wage practices. Unfortunately, you kind of have to have been an employee to do that. "It's definitely clear there is no love fest between the two parties,...

HAPPY TURKEY DAY!

turkey_day.jpg For those of you who are Americans: Happy Thanksgiving! For those of you who are not Americans: Happy November 22, and have fun at work, suckers! I'll be around on and off today, but mostly I'm going to try to conserve my energy in order to endure spending time with my friends and family. :) I'll be back on Friday. And, to reiterate, you readers are among the things for which I am most grateful this holiday season. Thank you all for reading. ...

Quotables

heather_mills.jpg "Sadly, you have to mix at a certain level of people to raise the level of funds you need to bring about the greater good. Because people are very snobby. These people who have lots of money, they're either snobby or they're stingy. If you have lots of money, you have to be stingy — because why would you want that amount of money? ... If you look at every single person in the history of the world who has tried to make a difference, you'll find a very long section of their lives where the...