Tragically, mean and grumpy lawyers made us take down the wonderful pictures we had of Kim Kardashian in Playboy, but here she is in basically the same poses at the Morgan 4 Ever clothing line launch in NYC.
Jesus, Kim, I can smell your vagina over the Internet. Can you do anything without being sexual about it?
In fairness, I still have all her Playboy pics on my computer, and one of them is currently my desktop background. I kind of love that.
Wanna know something else funny? When I was in college, 100 years ago, my boyfriend and I found this hilarious Photoshopped picture of Britney Spears’ head on a nude body. We thought it was so funny that we made it my desktop background, and it stayed there for almost a year. People would see my computer and be like “Oh my God! That cannot be real! Britney Spears would never do that.”
Oh, how naive we once were.
“I blame myself. What mother wouldn’t? I wish I’d been there more while she was touring. But I couldn’t be. I had the other kids to look after … I didn’t raise my children to have Hollywood careers. This all just exploded in my face, and big dreams became big headaches … Here are two parents who care about their kids. They’re good people. With my daughter’s, Kevin’s and the boys’ interest at heart, I’m trying my best to bring them together, to bridge the gap. I think things are getting good.”
Lynne Spears, to Life & Style magazine.
Kevin recently decided to take Britney to court again, seeking to limit her already measly visitation rights.
Yes, Lynne. Things are just starting to get good.
For me, at least.
“Marc and I are expecting,” Jennifer told the crowd at her Miami show on Wednesday night.
Marc then kissed her belly. “I didn’t know she was going to talk,” he said.
So there ya have it.
Everyone’s pregnancy is now out of the closet.
Congratulations to Carrie Underwood, who won the CMAs for best female vocalist and single of the year (“Before He Cheats”). I bet she’s gonna have some crazy award-winner sex with hottie boyfriend Chace Crawford tonight. Those awards actually look like they’d make some pretty damn kinky sex toys. Hmm.
Underwood lookalike Taylor Swift, age 17, won for best newcomer. She’s gorgeous! Someone get that girl to Les Deux, pronto!!! There’s no way she can get into enough trouble in Nashville.
I can’t tell what the emotion is in his eyes.
Is it regret? Anger? Boredom? Apathy?
Your best friend’s in the hospital because your ass was drinking and street racing, Nick, and you’ve been arrested in connection with it. Now would be a good time to cry for the cameras, buddy.
Katie Heigl supports the WGA picketers.
Grey’s filmed its last scripted episode this week.
Image via Defamer
Kevin is dragging Brit’s ass back into the courtroom, arguing that she violated the court’s drug testing order by failing to respond in a timely manner when she is called for random drug testing.
He wants her to have even less visitation rights with their two sons.
Hell hath no fury like a back-up dancer scorned.