Today's Evil Beet Gossip

How Gorgeous is Ali Larter?

Ali Larter at Elle’s Women in Hollywood Event in Los Angeles, Pictures, Photos

She showed up to Elle’s Women in Hollywood event looking nothing short of stunning.

I love love looooove that dress. If anyone just randomly wants to get me a present, find out who did her dress and buy it for me. It stands out in a crowd without being obnoxious.

She just looks so perfect here.

I love it!

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Congrats to Ivana Trump!

Ivana Trump and Rossano Rubicondi Formally Announce Their Engagement, Pictures, Photos

We’ve known forever that the original Mrs. Trump was going to get engaged to her longtime boyfriend, Rossano Rubicondi, but the two formally announced it on Monday night.

See, this is the way to live. I want the freaking AP photo service to be there when I announce my engagement. Because then I will know I am important.

Her kids, Donald Jr. and Ivanka, were there to celebrate with her. No sign of The Donald.

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Happy Birthday, Ashanti!

Ashanti Birthday Party in Atlanta, Pictures, Photos

The singer turned 27 on October 13, and celebrated in Atlanta with pals Nelly and Jermaine Dupri.

Wow, 27 whole years without a DUI, a crotch shot or a SCRAM bracelet. And somewhere in all that legal, respectable activity, she managed to win a Grammy and be the first female to have three singles in the Billboard Hot 100 in the same week.

Tragically, this means the only time we write about her is on her birthday.

Oh well. Still better than jail. Or is it?

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Welcome to the Mugshot Club, Britney

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No, that’s not her mugshot, it’s just a pic of her goofing around on Monday. We should have the mugshot by Tuesday morning.

Britney Spears turned herself in to the Van Nuys jail today, where she has an outstanding warrant for her hit and run earlier this summer.

According to LAPD:

“At approximately 9:25 PM Miss Britney Spears checked into the Van Nuys County Jail for a court ordered booking. She was put through standard booking procedures which included booking photographs, fingerprinting and collection of information. Britney was at all time cooperative in the process. She was there approximately 45 minutes.”

The four mugshots of the apocalypse have all arrived.

Lindsay, Paris, Nicole and Britney.

Dakota Fanning, darling, we’re waiting for you. And we’re bloggers; we have nothing better to do. We can wait as long as it takes, dear.

Kendra Wilkinson for Stash Collection

Kendra Wilkinson For Stash Collections in Scottsdale

Kendra showed up at the much-anticipated opening of Stash Collection at Scottsdale Fashion Square. I’m especially excited about this because Scottsdale’s totally my old barrio. Ah, I remember the good old days of romping around Fashion Square wearing the clothes we hid in our backpacks because our parents wouldn’t let us leave the house in them, hassling the girls in the Catholic school uniforms, napping in the mattress store and occasionally shoplifting small pieces of jewelry. Man, we were so cool.

I’m pretty sure Kendra’s on a different sort of girlfriend contract than Bridget and Holly. She’s always out hosting events like this, and Bridget and Holly never get to leave LA without Hef. And, if they do, they can only be gone for less than 24 hours. I really think she threatened to leave awhile back, but they need her, because she’s half the reason Girls Next Door is so good, so she got some more flexibility in her contract. I think beneath that ditzy exterior is a very shrewd little businesswoman.

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