Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Hey, Did You Want to See That Sexy Scene from Breaking Dawn?

You know, the one where Edward and Bella get to let out all the pent-up sexual frustration and just go for it, leaving a few broken headboards and slaughtered pillows in their wake? It’s the one, you know the one, after they have their wedding and go to Isle Esme and just bang it out for a while, pushing and thrusting through all their emotions until she gets knocked up with an evil fetus that Edward has to chew out of her?

Can’t. Wait.

Afternoon Delight

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Marc Anthony thought it’d be OK to cheat with a trashy stewardess. [The Superficial]

Ryan Gosling feeds his mohawked dog. [INFDaily]

Celebrities that should REALLY stay away from Twitter. [Starpulse]

People seriously need to get up off of Chris Brown’s dick. [Bossip]

Twilight actresses looking hot at Comic-Con. [theBerry]

Rumer Willis got a boob job. [Cele|bitchy]

Awesome, awesome crap from Comic-Con. [LA Times]

Arnold doesn’t want to pay spousal support or attorney’s fees. What a douche. [TMZ]

Kendra Wilkinson gets a finger in the ass for the world to see. [The Frisky]

Jennifer Aniston engaged to Justin Theroux? [Socialite Life]

Which Julianne Moore are you today? [OMGBlog]

Shannen Doherty getting married on TV. [Amy Grindhouse]

Exclusive on-set photos of Man of Steel. [Caught on Set]

Lohan wants the judge to see her tits. [ICYDK]

Did Rohan Marley finally drop Lauryn Hill – for another chick? [Bossip]

Hey, Look Who Went to Photoshop Hell for Spanish Vogue

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So yeah. Hot, hot woman, but bad, bad magazine cover. Maybe your celebrity-seeking senses are a lot keener than my own, but damn. Though I recognized who it was after a few seconds, I really had a hard-assed time believing that half of her face wasn’t replaced with another random model’s.

Take your guesses and jump in to find out (or further confirm your suspicions) who it is!

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