Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Pink’s Marriage on the Rocks?

Pink May Be Getting a Divorce from Carey Hart

From the NY Daily News:

Well-placed sources tell us that pop star Pink’s marriage is on its last legs. Apparently, when the singer married her biker beau, Carey Hart, she took a “Don’t ask, don’t tell” policy and agreed to let him have his fun when she’s away on tour. But she’s changed her mind now that her biological clock has started ticking. “Divorce is just around the corner,” says our mole. “Carey has this one blond in particular that he takes everywhere, even public appearances. But Pink knew what she was getting into!” Stupid girl, indeed.

Look, girls, repeat after me:

I am not okay with the man I love having sex with other women. I am not demonstrating my love for him by allowing him to sleep with other women. I am simply demonstrating my disrespect for myself, and this is unattractive.

Chicks are so stupid.

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Rumer Willis holding hands … with Daddy? [A Socialite's Life]

A preggers JLo and Marc Anthony rock LA. [popbytes]

The Malibu fire threatens to destroy a bunch of celeb homes. [Celebslam ]

Tara Reid hospitalized for liver damage? It’s about time! [Cele|bitchy]

Britney dances with a cigarette as Malibu burns. [Ninja Dude]

Happy birthday, Kim Kardashian? How’s about you dress slutty for the occasion? [Celebrity Smack]

Vanessa Williams and Vince Vaughn? Ewww. [Gabby Babble]

God save us all. Paris Hilton wants to be cryogenically frozen after she dies. [Agent Bedhead]

Hey ladies! Now you too can pee standing up! [Jezebel]

Quotables

Rachel Bilson and Kristen Bell, Shoes at Saks Fifth Avenue Christian Louboutin bash

“We realized we were wearing the same shoes! I did a one-two switcheroo and put on my other favorite pair!”

Rachel Bilson, who showed up at a Christian Louboutin bash in LA wearing the same pair of shoes as Kristen Bell. She changed into the red pumps shown above.

Phew!

Zac Efron Isn’t a Teenager Anymore :(

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Last week was very exciting for the scrumptious High School Musical star Zac Efron, as he turned 20 years old. More importantly however, it was a tough week for me and many other people. Since our starry eyed hunk is no longer a teenager he falls on the hotness scale from about a 8.75 to a measly 6. This SUCKS. Consider the Olsen twins, no one talks about how hot these identical twins are anymore. Why, you ask? It’s simple, once we all threw our countdown-to-legal calendars in the gutter, they lost out their excitement! It was no longer forbidden, it was smack-you-in-your-face LEGAL to fantasize about MK and A, and no one cared. Mr. Piece-of-ass-of-the-moment Efron held on as long as he could, and we commend him for this my friends, but time is no longer on his side. All we have to look forward to now are some incriminating photos of the boy-with-hair-so-soft-I-wanna-use-it-as-a-scarf turning 21 and drunkenly making out with some random girl (fingers crossed). On totally unrelated note, does anyone perchance happen to know where Zac might be spending his 21st birthday. I will reward you handsomely if any information leads to me being that drunken hook-up.

Fess Up, Guys. Who Told Paris Hilton That Toronto Was in Mexico?

Paris Hilton hosts at Guvernment in Toronto, canada

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Par-Par showed up to host a night at Guvernment, a club in Toronto (where I believe she’s currently filming that Repo thing), dressed like a mariachi. Apparently they also let her name the club. “I want to call it Government!” she exclaimed. “G-U-V-E…”

Anyway, telling Paris Hilton that Toronto is in Mexico was a mean joke, you guys!

But if you’re going to play it, I hope you at least told her that “puta” means “beer” in Spanish.

Brittny Gastineau: Pro-Ana and Proud!

Is Brittny Gastineau Anorexic? Backstage at Heatherette Show

Is Brittny Gastineau Pro-Ana? Backstage at Heatherette Show

Kim Kardashian’s new BFF is starving herself and loving it!

FRIENDS of ex-reality star Brittny Gastineau are worried over her drastic weight loss. “She’s trying to get her modeling career off the ground, and she’s only 105 pounds now,” said a friend of the 5-foot-11 star of “Gastineau Girls.” When she walked in the Heatherette show in L.A. on the other night, “Everyone was commenting on how emaciated she looked.” Scarily, the bony brunette told Jay Leno’s “Ross the Intern” that “anorexia” is how she stayed thin.

Okay, I know the camera adds ten pounds, and I know this blog isn’t exactly an anti-anorexia crusade, but these are pics of Brittny taken at LA Fashion Week, on October 15. She doesn’t look emaciated to me. I also ran pics of her at the Kim Kardashian reality show screening a few days before that, and she didn’t look too thin there, either.

But we’re not pro-ana around here, so what can we do to fatten Brittny up a little?

Perhaps another ‘t’ in her name would help? Britttny? That has a little more weight to it, I think.