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6Over the Hills

Watch it.
Watch it.
Watch it.
Watch it.

March 26, 2008 at 4:36 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Uncategorized

9Boring, Boring, Boring

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Hey guys, look, it’s Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo! Leaving an uneventful dinner! In a car! Sober!

But this is a fun picture because Vanessa looks like she’s crying and Nick’s giving the camera a look like “Yeah, I just put that ho in her place.”

In actuality, if you look at all of the photos, it’s clear that V just has something in her eye and they caught Nick at a bad angle, but, still.

This is how gossip is born.

March 26, 2008 at 3:34 am by Evil Beet

26Cheering On … AJ McLean?

Ashley Tisdale at AJ McLean Concert, Pictures, Photos

Here’s Ashley Tisdale at the AJ McLean (yes, the former Backstreet Boy) show in Anaheim.

What the hell was she doing there?

And here’s what I find the funniest: there are 101 photos of AJ McLean from this event. Literally. There is one photograph of Ashley Tisdale. This is the sole photo of Ashley from this event. Yet, how does the photo agency advertise this particular set of photos? With the single photo of Ashley Tisdale, of course. “Look! We have a photo of Ashley Tisdale! Check this out! Oh, and here’s another hundred photos of AJ McLean.”

Heh.

For what it’s worth, I like AJ. I think he’s a good guy and I wish him all the best.

March 26, 2008 at 3:23 am by Evil Beet

13Usher’s Wife Lays Down the Law

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Apparently she's keeping a close eye on her man. Frankly, I would, too, after that shit he pulled with Chilli.

I guess Tameka Foster was acting like a raging bitch toward Keri Hilson, the hottie who played Usher’s love interest in the video shoot for his latest single, “Love in This Club.”

“Tameka is very insecure,” our source said. “Even in rehearsals she was weird and clearly not happy that Keri is so gorgeous. Tameka threw a lot of attitude. The day of the shoot, Tameka dressed Keri very badly – she looked like an extra. Tameka wouldn’t let Keri have her hairdresser there – she had to use the hairdresser who was doing the extras.”

Okay, look, I read all of this, and I suppose there’s plenty to say, but all I can think of is this: My Lord, I hate that song. When it comes on the radio, I can’t change the station fast enough. The lyrics just bother me. Like, they’re clearly in a dance club. A hot, sweaty, dirty dance club where people have been dropping their glasses and running around shoeless and possibly peeing on the floor, Paris Hilton-style, and you wanna have sex with someone there? Like, where, dude? On the actual dance floor? Behind the bar? In the bathroom, perhaps? I mean, I’ve definitely been dancing with a dude at a club and thought to myself, “Yes, I’d like to have sex with this guy, after we get home, in a nice clean bed with freshly laundered sheets.” But in the actual club. Ew, ew, ew. I hate that song. I’m afraid I’m going to get a staph infection just by listening.

March 26, 2008 at 3:14 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Tameka Foster, Usher

12Rock On, Chelsea

Check out Chelsea “Kick Ass” Clinton responding to questions about Monica Lewinsky.

March 26, 2008 at 2:57 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Chelsea Clinton

30Beyonce Knowles Is Very Angry

Beyonce Dereon Ad, Pictures, Photos

I’d look like that, too, if my brand were called Dereon.

I guess the name is a throw-back to Beyonce’s grandmother, whose last name was Dereon, but even still.

It doesn’t make me think of fashion. It makes me think, of, like, vaginal creams. “Itchy in that place? Try Dereon and carry on!”

And, yeah, I know it looks like the Fight Club posters, but that’s really the least of the problems with this ad.

March 26, 2008 at 2:43 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Beyonce Knowles