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Oh Hells Yes: ANOTHER OJ TRIAL!!!

O.J. Simpson Will Go to Trial

Oh, oh, oh!

Nothing could make me happier!

There’s going to be another OJ trial.

After four hours of deliberating, Justice of the Peace Joseph Bonaventure has decided that O.J. Simpson, along with two other co-defendants, will stand trial for twelve criminal counts associated with armed robbery. The counts include robbery, assault with a deadly weapon, conspiracy, kidnapping and burglary.

The other three co-defendants in the case have all testified against O.J. and have accepted plea deals. Simpson has plead not guilty.

Seriously, can you guys believe we get another OJ Simpson trial????

Maybe they’ll get it right this time!

Marie Osmond’s Son is in Rehab

Marie Osmond’s Son, Michael, Enters Rehab

Marie’s 16-year-old son, Michael, is in rehab. The devout Mormon released the following statement:

“My son Michael is an amazing young man, shown through his courage in facing his issues. As his mother, I couldn’t be more proud of him. The press and public has always been kind and gracious in the past and I know they will continue to respect our privacy during this time.”

You know what?

I think this is awesome. I love that Marie’s not just burying her head in the sand and hoping her son’s problems will miraculously go away; she’s recognizing them, she’s talking about them, and she’s helping her son get better.

Way to go, Marie!

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KT Tunstall to Play Free Show to Support Writers Guild

KT Tunstall was scheduled to perform on Leno and Carson Daly today.

Since both appearances were canceled as a result of the strike, she’s heading down to the Burbank lot today to play a free show and support the writers.

2 pm today (Wednseday) at 3000 W. Alameda.

What. The. Fuck?

Rumer Willis Miss Golden Globes 2008 Pictures, Photos from Ceremony

Rumer Willis was selected as Miss Golden Globe 2008.

Um … have you actually seen her?

She just keeps getting more heinous.

Maybe they like her because her head looks like a globe. It’s free from that whole “oval” look that normal people have. That must be it.

Rumer Willis Miss Golden Globes 2008 Pictures, Photos from Ceremony Rumer Willis Miss Golden Globes 2008 Pictures, Photos from Ceremony

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Shar Jackson’s spending more time with Britney’s kids than Britney is. [Celebitchy]

Matt Damon is People’s 2007 Sexiest Man Alive. Are they just going through the call sheet for Oceans 11 or what? [A Socialite's Life]

Was Prince Harry cheating on Chelsy Davy? [POTP]

Soulja Boy pees off a balcony. Hot. [Ninja Dude]

Chick fight on that Tila Tequila show! [DListed]