Star magazine is reporting that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were married on Saturday afternoon in New Orleans.
If it’s true, it’s all you’re going to be hearing about all week.
And everyone’s still reporting that Angie’s expecting twins.
March 29, 2008 at 11:06 pm by Evil Beet
She sure is busting her butt trying to promote this little clothing line of hers.
Here she is in Canada, where her line will be sold at Holt Renfrew.
These don’t look all that special to me.
March 29, 2008 at 12:12 pm by Evil Beet
She registered with Babies ‘R’ Us.
And before you get any ideas, yeah, someone already bought her the rectal thermometer.
Her due date is apparently July 10.
March 29, 2008 at 12:04 pm by Evil Beet
Okay, this is pretty hilarious.
Check out this clip of recovering meth-head/former child star Natasha Lyonne watching herself as a child on the Pee Wee Herman Show. Honestly, you just have to watch the whole thing. It’s so fucking funny. She’s like “Too bad I was a damn dirty hippie,” responding to the way they dressed her on the show. And she says — and I can’t tell if she’s joking or not — that she and Paul Reubens once kinda-sorta fucked doggy style.
I love this girl, meth-head or not.
The clip she’s responding to is after the jump.
PS — Sorry for all the downtime on Friday, and the lack of posting. We’re still having technical issues, and, I promise, we’re still working on them. We’re even going to HIRE someone to work on them! Look, Ma! I have an IT department!
March 28, 2008 at 10:57 pm by Evil Beet
You know, normally I take a pretty cynical eye toward celebrity life. I know most of it’s bullshit. I get that. I understand that these are real people with real emotions and real lives, and they all have pain and heartbreak and sadness and rough nights just like you and me, and I understand that, in many cases, money and fame only worsen the problem. I understand that most of these lives are not in any way enviable.
Gisele lives in this magical little world where she’s forever gorgeous and delighted and weightless and beloved and NFL quarterbacks leave their pregnant girlfriends when she demonstrates even the tiniest bit of interest and any speck of sadness that might accidentally fall within 20 yards of her life is quickly ushered away by the ever-vigilant Gisele Bundchen Happiness Fairies.
March 28, 2008 at 1:00 am by Evil Beet
I brought this up a couple weeks ago, and you guys disagreed, but I’m sticking to my guns. This new set of pictures has me even more convinced.
Mena normally has respectable fashion sense, but lately she’s been rocking these outfits that there is no earthly reason to wear if you’re not trying to hide a little baby bump. And look at the way Simone’s touching her. That’s the way you touch your pregnant girlfriend.
She’s knocked up, you guys.