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3Jay Leno Puts in an Appearance for Gay Marriage

Jay Leno will be on-hand for a gay group wedding at LA gay hotspot The Abbey on Wednesday night.

“He said that he is from Massachusetts and that the sky did not fall in their state when marriage equality became the law of the land there,” a rep for the event said. “He wants to impress upon everyone here in California that the sky will not fall here either.”

The event will also encourage people to vote “no” on the upcoming ballot initiative that would reverse the court’s decision.

Vote no on that shit, people!

Hate is not hot.

Okay, but I have to say, as much as I love my gays, I’ve been to The Abbey before and I hated it. No one would talk to me. No one would buy me a drink. No one would even bum me a cigarette. No one cared that I was there. It was devastating. When I’m in a social situation where my sex appeal is worthless, I feel like I’m missing a sense. I can’t navigate. My girlfriend and I were like “This is awful. Let’s go to a bar where we’ll be treated like a piece of meat.” And that’s exactly what we did, and we had never been so grateful to have short, fat, ugly drunk men hit on us.

June 3, 2008 at 9:30 pm by Evil Beet
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“I really enjoy having sex, and that’s offensive to some people. Women are the quickest to call other women sluts, which I think is sad. I haven’t met a lot of men who have said, ‘You like having sex? What a dirty whore you are.’ I’m young and have a lot of hormones—I’m always in the mood! But I like sex with one person when I’m in a relationship. Sex with random people who I’ve met at clubs is not really my thing. I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy. My sex drive is so high. I’d rather have sex with Brian [Austin Green] all the time than leave the house. He doesn’t mind.”

That slut Megan Fox, in a new interview with FHM.

Nah, I’m kidding. I think Megan Fox rocks. I also think sex rocks. I do not, however, think sex with Brian Austin Green would rock, but, in general, she and I are in full agreement here.

June 3, 2008 at 6:02 pm by Evil Beet
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7Trouble with the Law!

John Mayer was pulled over in LA for driving with expired tags and no license plate.

Heh. I’ve been driving without a license plate since November. It’s not my fault — I don’t know how to put the damn thing on! And I certainly don’t own a screwdriver!

Luckily, the nice men at the car wash agreed to do it for me last week, so I’m in the clear! And I’ve finally found a use for a car wash here in rainy Seattle!

June 3, 2008 at 3:22 pm by Evil Beet
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9So I Guess Sarah Larson and George Clooney Are Really Dunzo

In case there was any doubt in anyone’s mind, Sarah Larson’s friend, Jennifer Morss, has cleared it up. Sarah and George are through.

“From what we’ve talked about she’s doing well,” says Jennifer. “You just move forward. She’s a strong, very smart girl who I think will make it through pretty much anything.”

Well, Sarah, if the country made it through an entire year of you dating George, I suppose anything is possible.

June 3, 2008 at 3:12 pm by Evil Beet
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12Kicking Ass and Taking Names

Wanted Exclusive Trailer HD

Check out the trailer for Angelina Jolie’s new flick, Wanted.

Why does she always insist on playing assassins?

June 3, 2008 at 3:07 pm by Evil Beet
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34Nick Hogan Sues Sheriff Over Release of Jail Phone Conversations

Nick Bollea (Hogan) is suing a Florida sheirff’s department for releasing tapes of his jailhouse conversations with his mother and father.

“Nick only asks that he be treated no differently than the other inmates at the Pinellas County Jail,” says Nick’s attorney in a statement. “Instead, the Sheriff’s Office has singled him out by the unprecedented release to the media of his personal calls with his family.”

In the tapes, released to the media under a public records request, Nick calls the victim a “negative person,” asks his father to set up a reality show for him after he gets out of jail and complains about the size of his cell.

Three of the recordings are after the jump.


June 3, 2008 at 2:47 pm by Evil Beet
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