But I’m not all that sure – it could very well be what Robert Redford would look like if he were a zombie.
Brad Pitt‘s newest wax figure was debuted in Paris earlier this week, and it’s not too much of a stretch to say that the attempt was kind of a failure.
By the way, in the third picture down in the gallery there? Brad’s apparently pictured with Bruce Campbell, because there is no way in hell that is George Clooney.
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Jude Law photo: Ho Girl
“Oh gurrll, did you see Murdoch’s wife with that right hook! I was scuuurrred!”
First runner-up: Lachie
“Do the creep, ah ah
Do the creep, ah ah”
Second runner-up: Andy
“Forget that. Help me find my keys and I’ll drive us all out of Sienna Miller’s vagina.”
Congrats to Ho Girl! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
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