Today's Evil Beet Gossip

I Guess This is Supposed to be Brad Pitt’s Latest Wax Figure

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But I’m not all that sure – it could very well be what Robert Redford would look like if he were a zombie.

Brad Pitt‘s newest wax figure was debuted in Paris earlier this week, and it’s not too much of a stretch to say that the attempt was kind of a failure.

By the way, in the third picture down in the gallery there? Brad’s apparently pictured with Bruce Campbell, because there is no way in hell that is George Clooney.

Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Jude Law photo: Ho Girl
“Oh gurrll, did you see Murdoch’s wife with that right hook! I was scuuurrred!”

First runner-up: Lachie
“Do the creep, ah ah
Do the creep, ah ah”

Second runner-up: Andy
“Forget that. Help me find my keys and I’ll drive us all out of Sienna Miller’s vagina.”

Congrats to Ho Girl! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

Morning Wood

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Weston Cage is going to rehab because he’s multi-talented. [The Superficial]

Justin Bieber and his dad get matching Jesus tattoos. [Celebuzz]

Kris Jenner’s job is to perpetually whore out her family. [Bossip]

Kim Kardashian has a thing against naked women. [TMZ]

What hot actress is a “massive trekkie”? [Starpulse]

Rob Lowe’s hair really upsets me. [Lainey Gossip]

Check out Vanessa Carlton’s ‘Rabbits on the Run.’ [LA Times]

Orlando Bloom’s new movie looks pretty good, actually. [Socialite Life]

Candice Swanepoel gets fat. [Yeeeah]

Gratuitous lesbian bondage? [Pajiba]

Hottest celebrity bikinis of the summer. [Celebuzz]

Mariah Carey really thinks she’s this special, delicate, unique flower. [Cele|bitchy]

The mother who chose abortion at twenty-nine weeks. [The Frisky]

Eddie Cibrian harassing his ex-wife? [Amy Grindhouse]

Demi Lovato talks about that singer she beat. [Rumor Fix]