Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Everyone’s Pregnant! Congrats to Angela Kinsey from The Office!

Angela Kinsey from The Office Is Pregnant

I wonder how they’re going to handle this on the show. If Angela’s pregnant, who’s the father? Dwight? Andy? Will it even matter, due to the writers’ strike? Perfect timing, Ang!

“She and her husband are very excited,” the 36-year-old’s rep confirms to Usmagazine.com.

The actress is due in May.

Kinsey, who plays uptight Angela Martin on the NBC show, and her husband, TV writer Warren Lieberstein, don’t know the sex yet.

A source tells Us, “She’s been trying for a long time.”

There’s a New Kid on the Block!

Joey McIntyre and Wife Barrett, Pictures, Photos

The fantasy is over, girls.

Not only is Joey McIntyre — from NKOTB — married, but he’s not even fair homewrecking game anymore, as the couple just had a little baby on Tuesday.

“The family is happy and healthy,” says McIntyre’s rep, who says the new parents are still deciding on a name. “Everyone’s doing well and they’re excited he made it here in time for Thanksgiving.”

This is the first child for Joey.

Things I Am Grateful for This Thanksgiving

So I’m home for the holidays, and I’m hanging out with my Mom, whining to her about how it’s a slow news day and there aren’t any stories and I don’t feel like writing, and she’s like, “Why don’t you do a piece about gratitude? Since it’s Thanksgiving?” And I’m like, “Right, Mom. That’s why people read my blog. For the gratitude.”

But it’s a really slow news day.

So here goes:

THINGS I AM GRATEFUL FOR THIS THANKSGIVING

1) Britney Spears’ vagina
2) Those glorious years we had with Lindsay Lohan before she got sober
3) The fact that Britney Spears has no intention of getting sober anytime soon
4) Alcoholism in general
5) The Vanessa Anne Hudgens naked picture
6) My cats
7) Britney Spears’ vagina
8 ) Burger King
9) Google Image Search
10) Britney Spears’ vagina

11) MY AMAZING, WONDERFUL, LOYAL, FAITHFUL, SMART AND FUNNY READERS!!! (Thanks UG!)

Quotables

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“I have never disputed the adoption of my baby by Angelina Jolie. I think my daughter is a very fortunate human being to be adopted by a world famous lady. I wish them both all the success they deserve.”

Zahara Jolie-Pitt’s biological mother, Mentwabe Dawit, in an interview with Reuters.