Today's Evil Beet Gossip

This Is What My Hair Would Look Like If I Had to Walk the Red Carpet at 8 a.m., Too

Jodie Foster at Hollywood Reporter Power 100 Breakfast Pictures Photos

Jodie Foster attends the Hollywood Reporter Power 100 breakfast in Beverly Hills.

Who holds a red carpet event in the morning? Seriously. Was the Hollywood Reporter too cheap to spring for a location in the evening? I’m tired just looking at these pictures. Actually, I’m tired most of the time. Hence the Red Bull problem. To be honest with you kids, I just got up from a nap. Ah, the life of a blogger. I get up at 6 am to write for you east-coasters, then I take a mid-morning nap and get up again to start for the west coast. I never napped before I was a blogger. Now I make an art form of it.

Blake! Blake! Blake!

Blake Lively at HELP Group’s 11th Annual Teddy Bear Ball, Pictures, Photos

My hottie girlfriend shows up to support the HELP Group’s 11th Annual Teddy Bear Ball.

I’m not super-happy about the winged eye look on her. It works on some girls, but I just don’t love it for her. I don’t love the dress, either. I think it was my Christmas dress when I was 5. But I still love her.

Anyway, co-stars Leighton Meester and Chace Crawford showed up, too, although Chace was careful not to be photographed alone with Leighton, who he’s reportedly banging after ditching Carrie Underwood.

Blake Lively at HELP Group’s 11th Annual Teddy Bear Ball, Pictures, Photos Blake Lively and Leighton Meester at HELP Group’s 11th Annual Teddy Bear Ball, Pictures, Photos Blake Lively, Chace Crawford and Leighton Meester at HELP Group’s 11th Annual Teddy Bear Ball, Pictures, Photos

Paris Wants to Be Photographed with Britney

Britney Spears and Paris Hilton at Scandinavian Mansion of Style

Remember those few precious shots we got of Paris and Britney together at the Scandinavian Mansion on Saturday night?

Apparently Paris worked hard for them.

As one of our commenters mentioned, Paris and Britney were at the event together, but didn’t hang out at all.

Now a source is saying Paris — always game for some self-promotion — went out of her way to be sure to get photographed with Britney. “When Paris saw Britney leaving, she desperately raced out to walk her to her car,” says the source.

Oh, Paris. You’re so good at this sort of thing.