Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Your Daily Britney

So we’re not really covering all that shit about Britney possibly being pregnant around here, because it makes my head hurt to think about it, and all I can really do is just pray...


Supermanning Dat Ho

So I was having dinner with some friends last night, and, I really don’t remember how, but somehow the topic of Supermanning a girl came up. We’re classy like that. If...


Everyone Hates Dr. Phil Now

Everything Britney Spears touches turns to shit. Except for Kevin Federline, who apparently turns into Father of the Year. Anyway. Dr. Phil is trying to book celebs for his 1000th episode...