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2Jess and Tony Still Swapping Spit as of Twelve Days Ago


I have no idea why this photo wasn’t released until now. It was taken twelve days ago, and it shows Jess and maybe-boyfriend Tony Romo sucking face outside a Dallas restaurant.

June 6, 2008 at 10:55 am by Evil Beet
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19Out in Public!!!

The rumors are confirmed!!!!

Ryan Phillippe finally made a public appearance with the woman who split up his marriage to Reese Witherspoon — Stop Loss costar Abbie Cornish.

The two showed up together to the Australians in Film awards in Los Angeles yesterday.

I wonder if Reese got a warning phone call.

June 6, 2008 at 10:53 am by Evil Beet
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40Vin Diesel’s Girlfriend Had a Baby. In April.


Vin Diesel’s model girlfriend, Paloma Jimenez, welcomed the couple’s baby girl.

On April 2.

And we’re just now getting around to issuing press releases about it.

Like, I understand waiting until a pregnancy’s three months in before making any announcement. But are we now waiting until the baby’s been born for a full trimester before confirming birth? Like, just in case there’s a really, really, really late-term miscarriage?

Either make an announcement or don’t. But don’t make it two months after the birth. That’s just tacky.

June 6, 2008 at 7:30 am by Evil Beet
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11I Finally Feel Comfortable About Britney Spears Being Behind the Wheel of an Automobile

Hey, with gas prices what they are and not a whole lot of work coming in, I think Britney’s made a wise choice.

June 6, 2008 at 7:00 am by Evil Beet
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10“Just In Case You Don’t Recognize My Face!”

Porn star Mia Foxx leaves the Ivy on Thursday.

This is so tragic.

June 6, 2008 at 6:38 am by Evil Beet
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61Did You Guys See Cloverfield?

I just watched it on Pay-Per-View.

At home, with my dog. Also, I made myself Sloppy Joes tonight. And then ate them alone. Because that is the pathetic existence that I lead. They were DAMN good Sloppy Joes, too. I read somewhere to put Pepsi in the mix, so I did, and it was phenomenal. And it was just so sad, because the Sloppy Joes were so good, and I had no one to share them with. No one to be like, “Damn, you made really good Sloppy Joes!” I’m resorting to telling you guys, so that someone will be proud of me. Please be proud of me for my yummy Sloppy Joes.

Anyway, I can’t decide whether or not I liked the movie. I hate when I can’t decide whether or not I like a movie. And the last thing I need tonight is one more thing to be depressed about.

Can you guys please tell me whether or not I liked Cloverfield?

June 5, 2008 at 10:21 pm by Evil Beet
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