Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Meeeeeeeeeeeeegggggggg!!!!

Meg Ryan at  IWMF Courage in Journalism Awards, Pictures, Photos

We do not see enough of Meg Ryan.

How adorable is she?

I love love LOVE the long hair. She looks GREAT!

I remember in middle school someone told me that if you want to know if you should date a guy, you ask him if he’d rather date Drew Barrymore or Meg Ryan. If he says Meg Ryan, he’s a keeper. If he says Drew Barrymore, ditch him. Shows you how long ago my ass went to middle school. That was when Drew Barrymore was still all strung out and flashing Dave Letterman, and Meg Ryan hadn’t yet ran away from her husband and into Russell Crowe’s arms. But that always stuck with me. Good guys like Meg Ryan.

Anyway. She’s still so cute!

At the International Women’s Media Foundation Courage in Journalism awards.

Jenna Jameson Won’t Pee with You

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Taking random dudes’ cocks all up in you?

No big deal.

Peeing with the commoners?

For shame!

Sure, she’ll have sex on camera without batting an eye, but Jenna Jameson won’t use a bathroom in front of others. While boxing legend Lennox Lewis gave training tips to Jameson’s boyfriend, Tito Ortiz, at Room Service, the porn star asked to be escorted by security to a private restroom. Later, Jameson dirty-danced for Ortiz before they shared a passionate kiss.

Maybe her vagina’s just so fucked up these days that she has to use a catheter.

Some Evening Links

Paris Hilton hits up some Russian fashion shows. [Daily Stab]

Mario Lopez in a Speedo. [Holy Candy]

Is JLo’s record company going to dump her for spending more than she earns? [DListed]

Pete Wentz: Fall Down Boy. [SOW ]

Nip/Tuck Season 3 premiere tonight … I knew MK would be all over this. [popbytes]

More pics of Unfitney out partying last night. [Warship]

Gwen Stefani helps out the San Diego fire victims. [Gabsmash]

Vince Vaughn weighs in on Santa Claus. Man, it’s almost that season already, isn’t it? [The Blemish]

Kelly Osbourne’s boobs + Naomi Campbell’s face? [CityRag]

The Verdict’s In: Britney Does NOT Get Her Kids Back!!!!

Britney Spears Will Not Get Custody of Her Kids Back

Some important notes from the legal filing:

[The parenting coach] makes it clear that she feels [Britney] loves her children and the children are bonded to [Britney]. However … [the coach] expressed concern that many of [Britney's] interactions with the children are not child-centered … [and Britney] did not fully engage with the children when she interacted with them … [the parenting coach says that] “It seems that her choices are dependent more upon what she wants to do at any given time rather than what would be more enjoyable for the children.”

She also wrote that “the environment at the house ranged from chaotic to almost somber with little communication at all” and “during all three of my visits, Ms. Spears rarely engaged with the children in either conversation or play.” But she did say that there was nothing she “would characterize as abusive in the traditional sense.”

Further, Britney requested that her drug testing be done with hair follicles rather than as a piss test. The court said NO. Brit will have to continue peeing in a cup.

Britney gets TWO standard visits weekly with the kids, from noon – 7 pm and ONE overnight visit per week, from noon – 10 am.

Then there are five redacted lines. I wonder what those say!

Brit still has to meet with the parenting coach once weekly.

Poor Britney!

Don’t go and kill yourself, girl! Just get better and GET THOSE KIDS BACK!!!

Tony Romo: Cheating on Britney Already?

Tony Romo Spotted Cheating on Britney Spears?

From a tipster:

I was surprised today when Tony Romo was kissing a pretty brunette woman when he finished his press conference about his new 67 million dollar contract. People there said the same woman was at the game he played the Sunday before last, leaving in his SUV. After being linked very recently with Sophia Bush and then partying with Britney, I am wondering if this woman lives in a hole and doesn’t hear what all he is up to or maybe she has 67 million reasons not to care.

Romo — who also dated Carrie Underwood and was spotted on the receiving end of a lap dance from Britney Spears this weekend — signed a 6-year extension to his contract with the Dallas Cowboys today, to the tune of $67 million dollars.

Tony, Tony, Tony.

You’re gunning for Paris Hilton, aren’t you?

Phase Three of Tyra Banks’ Plan to Take Over the World is In Place

Tyra Banks to Produce DVDs based on Clique Novels

She’s got a talk show. She’s got ANTM. She’s got modeling gigs. And now it looks like Warner Bros wants to expand their relationship with Tyra, signing her to executive produce a series of direct-to-DVD films based on the popular young adult Clique novels.

“I’ve been a mean girl and I’ve been teased, so I identify with both sides of it,” Banks told Daily Variety. “This is very much my brand, especially as teenage girls are dedicated to watching both my shows.”

Variety also says:

The “America’s Next Top Model” producer-host has also carved out a series development deal with the CW, which is half-owned by Warners. Agreement covers both scripted and nonscripted projects.

Hyphenate is set to continue on “Top Model” and as host of her syndie gabber, which is produced via Warner’s Telepictures unit. “Top Model” has just begun lensing in Gotham on its 10th cycle.

I’m gonna translate from Variety-ese to English:

Tyra is also on the hook to develop one or more television series to air on the CW. These may be reality TV shows, or they may be standard sitcoms. Let’s all just pray they’re not dramas. Tyra continues to host ANTM and her talk show. ANTM has just begun filming its 10th cycle in NYC.

So basically:

Tyra Power!