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17Mary-Kate Olsen is DRUNK

While her twin sister is looking fabulous on red carpets all over the world, Mary-Kate is still looking like a drunken bag lady, and she’s acting like one too.

Note that no one is touching her as she falls the fuck down outside her SUV after leaving an LA club with friends. She was not pushed down by the paps. She just couldn’t stand upright on her own.

June 6, 2008 at 11:31 am by Evil Beet
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17Britney’s Making a Music Video for “Radar”

She’s back in full force!

Britney’s flying to England next week, where she’ll shoot the music video for her next single, “Radar.” I was really hoping “Toy Soldier” would be her next single — I think “Radar” kinda sucks — but whatever.

“The theme is her and her girlfriends are going to be looking all around London trying to find a boy who she met in a club. Every time they think they have him, it’s someone else,” Brit’s manager Larry Rudolph says.

Apparently she’ll also be co-directing the video.

Hey, I’m just relieved that Britney’s healthy enough to show up for the shoot. So that they don’t have to do another freakin’ cartoon.

June 6, 2008 at 11:21 am by Evil Beet
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32My Sloppy Joe Recipe

I seriously have not heard this much interest in Sloppy Joes since the fourth grade. I actually got text messages from friends this morning asking for my Sloppy Joe recipe. So here’s the recipe that I found online:

* 1 pound ground beef or cube steaks, chopped
* 1 medium onion
* 1 1/2 tablespoon Flour
* 2/3 cup ketchup
* 3/4 cup Coca-Cola or Pepsi or RC Cola
* 2 tablespoon vinegar
* 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
* 1 teaspoon honey
* 1 teaspoon dry mustard
* salt & pepper to taste

Basically you brown the beef (and the onion, if you’re using it) first, and then you throw in the rest of the mix and stir. You’re supposed to let it simmer for half an hour, but I only left it there for 10 minutes and it was just fine.

Now, I have a total sweet tooth, and I also didn’t feel like going grocery shopping, so I left out the onion, the Worcestershire sauce, and the dry mustard. You’ll probably want to include that stuff if you don’t want it really sweet. But they were DELICIOUS!!!

June 6, 2008 at 11:11 am by Evil Beet
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9Very Odd News

Um, Wonder Woman Lynda Carter found a dead body floating in the Potomac River on Wednesday afternoon while she was out rowing.


Update: I am a dumbass. I originally wrote that this was Linda Hamilton. It’s not. I knew the photo didn’t look right … I haven’t had my coffee yet, sorry. Going to get it right now.

June 6, 2008 at 11:06 am by Evil Beet
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2Jess and Tony Still Swapping Spit as of Twelve Days Ago


I have no idea why this photo wasn’t released until now. It was taken twelve days ago, and it shows Jess and maybe-boyfriend Tony Romo sucking face outside a Dallas restaurant.

June 6, 2008 at 10:55 am by Evil Beet
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19Out in Public!!!

The rumors are confirmed!!!!

Ryan Phillippe finally made a public appearance with the woman who split up his marriage to Reese Witherspoon — Stop Loss costar Abbie Cornish.

The two showed up together to the Australians in Film awards in Los Angeles yesterday.

I wonder if Reese got a warning phone call.

June 6, 2008 at 10:53 am by Evil Beet
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