Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Britney Spears’ Poor Choreography Explained!!!

britney_back11.jpg The director of the "Piece of Me" video, Wayne Isham, weighed in on Britney today. "On set," he says, "she was very professional, excited to work and beautiful as always. I was impressed with her focus as she choreographed the dance herself. Her endurance was remarkable, as we had a long day. She almost outlasted me, which is amazing! It was a pleasure to work with her again." (If you haven't seen the video, it's here.) So now we know why the dancing sucked. And, yeah, I'm sure sh...

Madonna: “4 Minutes to Save the World”

Perez may be nice enough to pull this out of respect for Madge. I am proud to say that I am fully respect-free. Timbaland leaked this. Madonna's mad. I'm thrilled. Enjoy. /> Perez may be nice enough to pull this out of respect for Madge. I am proud to say that I am fully respect-free. Timbaland leaked this. Madonna's mad. I'm thrilled. Enjoy. ...

Jessica Simpson Ruins Everything

Jessica Simpson at Tony Romo’s Dallas Cowboys Football Game I don't know anything about football. There's a ball -- it's brown -- and weird pitchfork-style things sticking up from the ground and men run and, as I'd tell my college boyfriend whenever he'd promise me we'd go shopping when the game was over, the number-one rule of football is that the clock must never be running. Every girl knows what I mean. "Ten minutes left" means "two hours left" because the number-one rule of football is that the clock must never be running. Never ever ever. If the clock is r...