I guess all of Justin Timberlake’s girls are prone to this shit.
Yup, Jessica used an umbrella to shield herself from the paparazzi as she entered her yoga class in Santa Monica.
I guess one of the paparazzi got in her way, so she jabbed him with the umbrella.
Meanwhile, Britney’s somewhere celebrating the fact that “pulled a Britney” has meanings other than “showed the world your vagina.”
Check out Heidi filming the “video” for her first “single.”
The cameraman here is Spencer Pratt.
And make sure you stay tuned for the last ten seconds, as a fisherman sits ten feet from their antics.
You gotta admire their determination.
Check out Halle Berry at the Things We Lost in the Fire premiere in London.
Nothing like showing off your oversized pair of knockers to make people forget that you said that Jews had big noses the previous night.
Her hair’s a mess again, her lipstick is missing and her eye makeup is uneven. She doesn’t look like she wants to be there.
A dazzling Katie Holmes and her — um — lower companion hit the Berlin premiere of Lions for Lambs.
So one of my best friends has an older brother named Adam. When we were in high school, Adam used to get into all sorts of trouble with his friends, and his dad would be like, “You know, this never would have happened if I’d named you Orson.”
Gretchen Mol has embraced that line of thinking, naming her month-old son Ptolemy, ostensibly after the Greek intellectual about whom little is known beyond his written work. So, you know, he may have been a raging pedophile.
The “p” is silent, but little kids won’t know that.
I bet this kid gets called “Pot” for short.
Your plan has backfired, Gretchen!!! Mwah-hahahahahaha!!!
Apparently Britney started crying in the bathroom when she arrived.
This girl is always in bathrooms.
The class will last about 2 hours.
Alicia gets her dance on at the Heineken Red Star Soul show in New York.
I just cracked up at these pics. I like the one where it looks like she’s peeing.