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Did Donald Trump Offer Rosie a Spot on The Apprentice?

Donald Trump Offered Rosie O’Donnell a Job on The Apprentice

Despite their much-publicized feud last year, it appears The Donald is willing to go to any lengths to ensure the upcoming celebrity season of The Apprentice doesn’t bomb, including offering arch-nemesis Rosie O’Donnell a spot on the show.

Trump reportedly offered Rosie a whopping $2 million for 12 days of work on the show. The offer came through producer Mark Burnett’s office.

“I wouldn’t do it for $200 million,” Rosie responded.

Give it up, Trump. No one cares about The Apprentice anymore, and throwing a bunch of incompetent D-list celebrities into the mix isn’t going to help. If we want to see how celebrities approach a marketing and sales task, we can check out the latest videos on TMZ.com. No need to tune into NBC to watch them do the exact same thing, except with nauseating levels of product placement and your little gems of “wisdom” tossed in.

Morning Links

If you can believe it, Isaiah Washington had a little credit trouble before he landed that role on Grey’s. [Cele|bitchy]

Heh. I own this t-shirt, too. [popbytes]

Cindy Crawford’s boobies! [Yeeeah!]

Paris Hilton’s grandfather may be pulling her inheritance because of all the trouble she’s caused. Not that she needs it at this point. [Derek Hail]

Colin Farrell may have a tiny penis (God, I’m so happy to have a reason to link back to that post), but he sure does have a big heart. [Celebslam]

Ah, Corey Feldman, We Missed You

Corey Feldman, The Two Coreys, at Inspi(RED) Event Red Carpet, Pictures Photos

The star of the new series The Two Coreys (co-starring Corey Haim, of course), is way too cool and important to take off his sunglasses on the red carpet at the Inspi(RED) event at Mood yesterday.

Look, Corey, before this dismally reviewed reality series, the last time you worked was in voice-overs for Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go! So, you know, take off your fucking glasses, dude.

Corey Feldman, The Two Coreys, at Inspi(RED) Event Red Carpet, Pictures Photos Corey Feldman, The Two Coreys, at Inspi(RED) Event Red Carpet, Pictures Photos

Ivana Trump to Marry for the Third Time

Ivanka Trump Engaged to Rossano Rubicondi, Pictures, Pics, Photos

The New York Post is reporting that the 58-year-old mother of Ivanka and Donald Jr. is wearing a “ginormous” pink diamond reportedly given to her by her 35-year-old beau, Rossano Rubicondi, who, as best I can tell, is some sort of Z-list actor/model, but feel free to correct me on that. She’s reportedly begun referring to him as her “fiance.” Her rep confirmed the story, stating that “it will be officially announced when she returns from the Mediterranean.”

When asked what he knew about the story, her son, Donald Trump Jr., responded, “You probably know as much as I do.”

Meanwhile, The Donald’s out finding trouble of his own. Responding the recent Lohanigans, Donald offered the following (unsolicited) advice to the struggling starlet:

“Find what you love doing (other than drugs and alcohol), work hard, stay focused, get a new set of parents!”

Lindsay’s mother, Dina Lohan, whose attention really needs to be focused on battling Donald Trump in the press right now, shot back with the folllowing statement:

“Donald, I’m really disappointed in the statement that was brought to my attention from The New York Post. I’ve always had a great admiration for your business sense and I’ve read all your books and learned from them! Your own brother died of alcoholism and you own Trump Vodka? You say Lindsay needs new parents? Such a rash statement without backing it with fact? I am a single mother of four children doing what I can during this difficult time! Do a background check of both parents and you will find the truth! Shame on you… so many families suffer from this, yours included. We need solutions not opinions! – Dina and family”