Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Preggers!

Chris Noth and Tara Wilson, Pregnant, Pictures

Mr. Big’s longtime girlfriend, Tara Wilson, is all preggers and shit!

They have no forthcoming plans to marry.

This girl is really beautiful in an unconventional way, but she has the most lopsided eyes I have ever seen. To prove my point, I’ve included several additional pictures. She makes Shannen Doherty’s eyes look perfectly symmetrical.

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Where’s Miss Teen?

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Miss Universe Riyo Mori and Miss USA Rachel Smith arrive at Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino’s grand opening in Las Vegas.

Where’s Miss Teen USA, Hilary Cruz?

I’m guessing she couldn’t come because she’s not 21.

She’s probably back in NYC, not getting into any trouble at all …

Heh.