Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Oh, Lindsay, Welcome Back, Darling!


Not a single Britney story yet today!

But that Lindsay?

She’s stealing men left and right!

Rumor is that her new rehaboyfriend, snowboarder Riley Giles, was engaged prior to meeting Lindsay. And his ex-fiancee is pissed! And she’s talking!

“I loved Riley and Lindsay stole him. I met her at a meeting while they were still patients at Cirque, and I just knew something was up. She came into the meeting with Riley, and she comes over and sits next to me, being overly nice. She was complimenting me on my hair and trying to be my friend. It didn’t seem sincere at all. A few days later, I get a text message from Riley telling me he wanted to ‘take a break.’ I knew instantly it was because of Lindsay … I’ve stuck by Riley through the good and the bad. We lived together for three years and planned on being together forever. But when he finally confessed to me that he had sex with Lindsay in one of the stairwells at Cirque — that was it, we were done.”

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Sex in a rehab stairwell!

Dude, that is one of those “have you ever”s that I wouldn’t be able to raise my hand for. Dammit! I thought I had that whole damn game cornered.

Anyway, Riley’s all like, “I broke up with Bree a week before I started dating Lindsay. We had dated for almost two years, but it’s not like we were engaged or anything.”

Whatever, Bree, don’t even worry about it. Lindsay’ll be tired of this guy in a few weeks. She’s back in LA now, kids!!!


Reese Witherspoon Keeps Her Political Views to Herself

“I have a real aversion to talking about my own personal politics just because I feel the influence sometimes, I see the influence of celebrity on our culture. And to think that my opinion is any more informed than anyone else’s or taken as thus is erroneous. I’m just like everybody else. I’m learning, reading, I’m trying to figure it out.”

Reese Witherspoon, the the Associated Press, on why she keeps her personal politics to herself.

Challenge to all Evil Beet readers: Use both the words “thus” and “erroneous” in a sentence today. Then you’ll be as cool as Reese Witherspoon.

Josh Harnett Denies Rihanna Rumors

Josh Harnett Says He’s Not Dating Rihanna

Josh Hartnett says there’s no way in hella ella ella he’s dating Rihanna, who he was rumored to be making out with at a New York nightclub last week.

“She’s fun, she’s a nice girl,” he told Us Magazine on Tuesday. “We just met on TRL. I don’t know her.”

Riiiiiiiiiight, Josh.

Then how do you explain this photo of the two of you, taken on October 11 at an NYC night club?

Clearly you do know her.

OMG Mischa Barton Is So Tragic

Look, I couldn’t even get through two minutes of the preview for Mischa Barton’s new movie, Finding t.A.T.u., about “two teenage girls, Janie who is American and Lana who is Russian, [who] fall in love after meeting at a t.A.T.u concert and are swept into a dangerous world of obsession, drug abuse and murder.”

But if you’re a die-hard Mischa fan, or you just want to watch her making out with a chick, maybe you’ll get through the whole thing. If you do, let me know if something interesting happens in the last two minutes.

Honestly, Mischa, is this what you’ve been reduced to? Damn, girl, get a new agent. Or lay off the weed and start reading your own damn scripts. This looks awful.


Kylie Minogue at the London Premiere of White Diamond, Pictures, Photos

Woo hoo to Kylie Minogue, who premiered her documentary film, White Diamond, in London on Tuesday.

The film follows Kylie’s battle with and recovery from cancer.

And what better outfit for the occasion than a sparkling white dress.

She looks amazing!

Sister Danni was there as well.

Kylie Minogue at the London Premiere of White Diamond, Pictures, Photos Kylie Minogue at the London Premiere of White Diamond, Pictures, Photos Danni Minogue at the London Premiere of White Diamond, Pictures, Photos Danni Minogue at the London Premiere of White Diamond, Pictures, Photos