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23This Is Probably the Greatest Justin Timberlake Interview I’ve Ever Seen

Justin is exhausted and hungover and unhappy about being stuck at a press junket.

Chuck the Movie Guy kind of starts the whole thing out on a bad note.

But, in general, Justin’s just being a HUGE bitch here.

I laughed out loud like five times.

June 9, 2008 at 10:55 pm by Evil Beet
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20Going Strong!

Despite rumors of a break-up — which, per usual, we didn’t report, because we knew they were bullshit — Lindsay Lohan looks genuinely thrilled to see Samantha Ronson come visit her on the set of her new film, Labor Pains.

Samantha is the ONLY thing that makes Lindsay happy these days. It’s so sweet!!!

Things in Samantha Ronson’s left hand:

- TWO packs of cigarettes (Marlboro Reds and Marlboro Lights)
- Red Bull
- her keys
- her Blackberry

Damn, how big are Samantha’s hands?!

Maybe now I understand why she makes Lindsay so happy …

[Image via Splash]

June 9, 2008 at 8:58 pm by Evil Beet
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16A Surefire Hit!

Sigh.

MTV has greenlit six episodes of a show called Bromance, which will apparently feature Brody Jenner selecting a new member of his “entourage” from a pool of contestants.

This group of “regular guys” will compete in challenges, like skydiving and dealing with the paparazzi, to win Brody’s heart and join his crew.

Along the way, contestants will be whittled down via “Hot Tub Elimination Ceremonies” after which rejected “bros” will be asked to leave the bachelor pad dripping wet in a swimsuit, luggage in hand. Contestants also will have shots at a “group date” and “alone time” with Jenner in every episode.

OMG.

Is it April Fool’s Day again? Did I miss something? Did MTV seriously give this thing the go-ahead? It’s not possible.

How many chances are you going to give this guy, MTV? I know he’s all buddy-buddy with your producers, but he can’t carry a series. He’s demonstrated that again and again. And this premise would be weak even if it were a Brad Pitt vehicle — Exactly who is your target demo? The young female demo has no attention span for guy-on-guy drama and the young male demo’s gonna think the whole premise is totally gay (which it is) — but with Brody Jenner at the helm?

MTV may tape six episodes, but I guaran-fucking-tee you they won’t all air.

June 9, 2008 at 8:51 pm by Evil Beet
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12Lindsay’s First Day of Work: Remembers the Script, Forgets the Bra

Lindsay Lohan on the set of Labor Pains, her new feature film.

You can’t be expected to get everything right on your first day, I suppose.

June 9, 2008 at 7:51 pm by Evil Beet
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17Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!!!

HOLY CRAP!

McDonald’s said on Monday that it will stop serving sliced tomatoes in all its US stores, because of concerns about salmonella food poisoning linked to some uncooked varieties.

Winn-Dixie, Subway, Chipotle, Taco Bell, Vons and Albertsons are doing the same.

Read the full FDA warning about these killer tomatoes here. They may already be in your house!!!

I’m just doing my part to save your life!!!!

(And, in case you were wondering, yes, I did the Photoshopping on the graphic all by myself. I should teach classes. I’m amazing.)

June 9, 2008 at 4:48 pm by Evil Beet
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17Quotables

”Forget about surviving 40 years in the music business. Just surviving 27 years of Nicole Richie has been a struggle-and-a-half, I want to tell you. I stand here as a survivor, I want you to know, for all the parents out there.”

Lionel Richie, at the TV Land awards.

June 9, 2008 at 4:10 pm by Evil Beet
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