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America Still Loves Dorothy Gale

Tin Man Cast Photo Sci Fi Channel Miniseries

No matter what you call her (this miniseries calls her “DG,” and I can’t stop thinking about the “Dick Grabbers” in the Delta Gamma house every time I hear it), audiences tune in.

After a considerable marketing campaign (some of which you may have noticed on this blog), Tin Man‘s first installment brought Sci Fi its highest ratings ever, attracting 6.4 million viewers.

I’m about an hour into it right now — I’m watching it mainly because I’ll watch anything you put Zooey Deschanel in — and it’s not half bad. Also: Neal McDonough has an incredible ass. I’m not sure if that was intended to be a selling point, but it should have been.

Look Who’s Helping!

Joel Madden and Nicole Richie Hold Babies at the Launch of Richie-Madden Childrens Foundation, Pictures, Photos

Joel Madden and Nicole Richie launched the Richie-Madden Children’s Foundation in Los Angeles this afternoon.

The Richie Madden Children’s Foundation will create and promote an online registry to inspire the purchases of items for moms and their families in need. Anyone in the country will be able to buy from the registry. The registry link will live on the Richie Madden Children’s Foundation website for at least six months and will be updated regularly based on the needs of the LA Free Clinic and other participating clinics.

If that registry exists right now, I can’t find it.

You can read the entire press release here.

Joel Madden and Nicole Richie Hold Babies at the Launch of Richie-Madden Childrens Foundation, Pictures, Photos Joel Madden and Nicole Richie Hold Babies at the Launch of Richie-Madden Childrens Foundation, Pictures, Photos

Ashley Tisdale Has a Deviated Brain

Ashley Tisdale Got a Nose Job

I mean, if she thinks anyone’s buying the “deviated septum” excuse, she’s out of her damn mind.

Homegirl got a nosejob on Friday.

“Growing up I always knew I had a deviated septum on the right side of my nose, which caused trouble breathing,” she said on Monday. “The older I got, the worse it got. I went to get it checked out, and the doctor told me the septum was 80 percent deviated and that I had two small fractures on my nose … I’m not feeling great today. It’s uncomfortable and I hope this is the only time I ever have to go through something like this.”

“I didn’t do this because I believe in plastic surgery. I did this to help my health. I literally almost could not breathe out of the right side of my nose,” says Tisdale, who’s openly discussing the procedure because “I want my fans to know the truth. I’m not someone who is going to act like I had nothing done. I just want to be honest because my fans are everything to me.”

The next time someone gets a pic of this girl I am totally doing a before/after.

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Ethan Hawke is the latest celeb to be banging the nanny. [INO]

Nice to see Amy Winehouse has really pulled her act together. Wandering the streets of London at 5 am. Healthy. [Celebslam]

Madonna’s stiffing her kids on Christmas. [Celebitchy]

Paris went a little overboard with the collagen injections. [FListed]

Who was named the Most Beautiful Black Man Alive? [Bossip]

The freaky-looking redheaded model, Lily Cole, proves the carpet matches the drapes. [Drunken Stepfather]

In case you haven’t seen Kate Moss’s tits this week … [Ninja Dude]