12OMG LINDSAY LOHAN DOES COCAINE!!!!

SHOCKER! The toxicology report from the night she drove her Mercedes off the street and into the sidewalk indicates she was at twice the California legal driving limit and showed traces of cocaine. Because Lindsay was under 21 at the time of the accident, the true California driving limit for her was zero.

But Lindsay, unlike Paris Hilton, has been open about her struggles with drug and alcohol addiction, and recently opted to stay in rehab for an extended period of time.

June 28, 2007 at 1:06 pm by Evil Beet

19Uncle Phil Would So Not Be Okay with That Outfit

Ashley Banks (aka Tatyana Ali) parties it up at the Atlantic Records 60th anniversary party in LA.

And, yes, that’s LL Cool J.

June 28, 2007 at 8:38 am by Evil Beet

9Paris Hilton on Larry King: The Transcript

The transcript of Paris on Larry is now available. I’ve selected my favorite part to share with you all:

KING: Have you ever been addicted to drugs?

HILTON: No.

KING: Taken drugs.

HILTON: No.

KING: Never taken drugs?

HILTON: No.

KING: Do you know that the organization MADD has had a tough time with you, Mothers Against Drunk Driving?

HILTON: Yes.

KING: Feeling that you’ve set a kind of bad example. What are your feelings toward them? Do you plan to work with them?

HILTON: Yeah, I’d love to work with them and I think me, by doing my sentence and doing my time, I have served as a bit of an example and I want to continue to do so.

KING: Do you have a drinking problem?

HILTON: No. Not at all.

KING: You must have had — just this one drink this one time?

HILTON: I’m just — I’m not a big drinker. I’m not really into it. I think socially people do sometimes when they go out but it’s not something that I really care about.

Full transcript after the jump.

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June 28, 2007 at 8:19 am by Evil Beet

0Thursday Music

Because let’s face it, we’re just that goddamn cool, here’s a Thursday video for you.

These guys sound a ton like Clap Your Hands Say Yeah but they are in fact The Spinto Band with a little ditty called “Oh Mandy.”

June 28, 2007 at 8:11 am by Spiteful Lars

6Girl Power!

I am so excited that the Spice Girls have taken time out of their busy baby making schedules to have a reunion!

They are planning on launching a world tour that will hit such hot spots as Vegas and London. I have to say that I bought all of their albums and really was quite the big fan of these ladies.

I actually have a friend who got a Spice Girls tattoo in 1997 and I was like “um, 10 years from now you are just going to think jesus…why did I do this to myself??” Now he can bear his tattoo loud and proud because the ladies are back!

Girl Power!

I’ll be keeping our readers updated of any new Spice Girls news!

June 28, 2007 at 7:10 am by EvilT

0Links Links Links

Usher is officially going to be a daddy! [Bossip]

Kelly Clarkson really ought to avoid the midriff-bearing shirts for awhile. [POTP]

Best and worst beach bodies. [popbytes]

Heh. The rider for Justin Timberlake’s tour specifies Beano. [A Socialite's Life]

Daisy Fuentes rocks the bikini. [Drunken Stepfather]

Victoria Beckham’s closet cost $500,000. No, not the clothes in the closet. The closet. [Allie]

Dita Von Teese says Marilyn Manson’s needy. [Celebrity Smack]

PETA crowns the sexiest vegetarians. [Cele|bitchy]

June 28, 2007 at 6:50 am by Evil Beet