Today's Evil Beet Gossip

I Wish It Were Jamie-Lynn-Spears-Is-Pregnant Day Again (Also: Wyclef Jean)

It's a slow news day, you guys. I'm bored. Where are the Miley Cyrus naked photos when you really need them? (I know, I know, she's underage ... but I'll conveniently forget as soon as those photos surface.) Anyway, Wyclef Jean has a new album out, and I've been jamming to it for the better part of the week. There's this song on it called "Sweetest Girl," about some chick who was really smart and full of potential in high school and now is a hooker. It's a pretty dope song, and I love that it references Wu Tang and "CREAM." This one time, back in my past life when I was in business school, our corporate finance professor was trying to teach us the importance of your cash assets. He was this real young, hip, Irish guy -- we used to drink rum & Coke in his class, just because we could -- and he was like, "Can anyone tell me what CREAM means?" It stumped all of us -- Cash Reserves for Equity And Materials? -- except for this one quiet kid in the back who stuck his hand up and was like, "Cash Rules Everything Around Me! Wuuuuuuu-Tang!" We laughed for like ten minutes. In part because it was the funniest thing ever, and in part because we were all a little drunk. The official video is below: And here it is by the Chipmunks. Seriously if nothing happens today, we're just gonna be running videos all day. We'll be like MTV in the '80s. I can do this all day, people. I truly have nothing else to do today. />It's a slow news day, you guys. I'm bored. Where are the Miley Cyrus naked photos when you really need them? (I know, I know, she's underage ... but I'll conveniently forget as soon as those photos surface.) Anyway, Wyclef Jean has a new album out, and I've been jamming to it for the better part of the week. There's this song on it called "Sweetest Girl," about some chick who was really smart and full of potential in high school and now is a hooker. It's a pretty dope song, and I love...

Nobody Cares That Oprah Is Supporting Obama

barack_oprah.jpg Ya know, Oprah and Obama makes me think of that schtick David Letterman used when he was hosting the Oscars. Remember that? "Oprah, Uma. Uma, Oprah." You could just as easily stick "Obama" in that joke; it's equally funny. Anyway. This is interesting. One in three New Hampshire women between the ages of 18 and 29 said the talk-show queen's recent campaign appearances with Barack Obama made them less likely to vote for the Illinois Democrat, according to a poll released yesterday by Zogby In...

Sweeney Todd a Gruesome Critical Darling

sweeney_todd.jpg The new Tim Burton film, which opens nationwide today, has been almost universally loved by critics, although it's supposed to be one of the darkest, most gruesome films ever made. Says the NY Times: Mr. Burton's film adaptation of Mr. Sondheim's musical, is as dark and terrifying as any motion picture in recent memory, not excluding the bloody installments in the "Saw" franchise...It is cruel in its effects and radical in its misanthropy, expressing a breathtakingly, rigorously pessim...

Back with the Pizza Boy!!!

Paris Hilton and Swedish pizza boy Alex Vaggo Party at Goa, Pictures, Photos After spending a few days grinding around Berlin with model Julian Feitsma, Par-Par and her Wonderbra are back in the USA, and back on the town with Swedish pizza boy Alex Vaggo, who doesn't appear to mind being very publicly cuckolded. Here they are partying at Goa in Hollywood. I like how, in one of the pictures, both of them are clutching their cellphones. What a sweet date. We'll text the night away, darling! Images via WENN...

Jamie-Lynn Talks About Pregnancy, Casey

jamie_lynn_teen_vogue1.jpg The issue of OK! with the JLS interview is finally on stands. Here are some of the highlights. 1) First, she denies she is living with Casey Aldridge: Are you guys living together? No, I live with my mom. He lives with his parents. For now, that’s the best thing to do. We need to focus on the baby right now. 2) Casey is 18 years old, not 19. DMV records indicate he was born April 29, 1989. This means he is less than two years older than JLS, and as such will be clear of any statutory rape cla...