So I’m home for the holidays, and I’m hanging out with my Mom, whining to her about how it’s a slow news day and there aren’t any stories and I don’t feel like writing, and she’s like, “Why don’t you do a piece about gratitude? Since it’s Thanksgiving?” And I’m like, “Right, Mom. That’s why people read my blog. For the gratitude.”
But it’s a really slow news day.
So here goes:
THINGS I AM GRATEFUL FOR THIS THANKSGIVING
1) Britney Spears’ vagina
2) Those glorious years we had with Lindsay Lohan before she got sober
3) The fact that Britney Spears has no intention of getting sober anytime soon
4) Alcoholism in general
5) The Vanessa Anne Hudgens naked picture
6) My cats
7) Britney Spears’ vagina
8 ) Burger King
9) Google Image Search
10) Britney Spears’ vagina
11) MY AMAZING, WONDERFUL, LOYAL, FAITHFUL, SMART AND FUNNY READERS!!! (Thanks UG!)
“I have never disputed the adoption of my baby by Angelina Jolie. I think my daughter is a very fortunate human being to be adopted by a world famous lady. I wish them both all the success they deserve.”
Zahara Jolie-Pitt’s biological mother, Mentwabe Dawit, in an interview with Reuters.
Lindsay Lohan hangs out with her little brother, Dakota, in NYC yesterday.
Okay, does anyone else think it’s a little weird that her brother looks exactly like she did back in her Freaky Friday days? Like, her little brother looks more like her than her kid sister.
Kevin Bacon lends a hand at City Harvest’s Pre-Thanksgiving Mobile Market in NYC.
I love the holiday season! So many celebs helping out! Kevin Bacon, Nicole Richie, and, um, Michael Lohan.
Kevin’s getting up there in years, but there’s still something indefinable and sexy about him! We need to see more of him.
Johnny Deppâ€™s Sweeney Todd Studio Sessions
He’s actually not half-bad.
Here’s some video of Mr. Depp recording the singing for the feel-good cannibalism film of the decade, Sweeney Todd.
Kim Kardashian says her mom pushed her to do Playboy. [FListed]
Read all about Kelly Clarkson’s LA show. [popbytes]
Faith Hill does the Today Show. [INO]
The stupid twist on The Bachelor. (spoiler alert) [DListed]
Pretty damn hot pics of Vanessa Minnillo in a bikini. [Drunken Stepfather]
Nick Hogan’s mom isn’t exactly the most responsible driver, either. [The Blemish]