Britney did such a crappy job of her own video, her label’s giving you a shot at it!
They’ve launched the Britney Video Remixer, where you can create your very own video for “Piece of Me” using existing videos and photos of Brit-Brit. The options are kind of limited, but it’s still fun to play around with.
The winning video will air on TRL.
But what the fuck does TRL know?
Send us your remixes, and we’ll run our faves on here!
The Evil Beet remix (which, admittedly, sucks) is here.
And ever since that whole “fat” thing exploded (no pun intended), they care about you! Yes! They’re taking your picture again!
Being called fat by people like me was the best thing that’s happened to your career since Party of Five! So you’re welcome.
And I know I promised I wouldn’t call you fat anymore — and I actually think you look nice here — but that doesn’t prevent me from pointing out the fact that you have bedazzled jeans. Really, Jen? Those are unnecessary.
But we’re growing!!! STILL!!! And the great big huge server we switched over to just a few months ago can’t handle the traffic anymore, so we’re moving to a great big HUGER server tomorrow afternoon (hopefully — Thursday at the latest). There should not be any down time during the switch (hopefully).
This should resolve the issues you guys have been seeing lately.
Thank you all SO SO SO much for your loyal readership. I can’t tell you how much it means to me.
Honestly, I can’t ever keep track of who this woman is dating, and it’s my full-time job. Last I heard it was Dax Shephard, but then maybe I heard they broke up, and now she’s probably having sex with Tony Romo, because that seems to be the thing to do these days.
No matter who Kate’s banging, she’s always taking time out to spend with her son, Ryder. Here she is taking him for a stroll (literally!) in NYC.
Pop survivor Cyndi Lauper has one of the most unusual pre-performance warmups.
An amused source backstage at last week’s benefit for the Hetrick-Martin Institute said she sucked the gas out of two helium balloons, to create her trademark squeaky voice, before belting out hits like “Time After Time.”
Something tells me it’s not just before shows that this woman’s sucking on helium …
Check out this clip from Croatian TV. The interesting part starts around 1:30. It looks like he may have been taking a bump — wearing a blue jacket — and then removed the jacket right before the interview. What do you think?