Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Celebs and Their Kids: Still Cute!

Christopher Meloni from Law & Order with His Son Dante and His Daughter Sophia at Children Affected by Aids Foundation’s Dream Halloween

James Gandolfini with his Wife Marcy and Son Michael at Children Affected by Aids Foundation’s Dream Halloween

Okay, so total hottie Chris Meloni (Evil T once grinded on his lap — long story, and I promise his wife’s okay with it) took his two kiddos to an event where he and his wife, Sherman, were honored, the Children Affected by Aids Foundation’s Dream Halloween. How cute are they???

James Gandolfini showed up with his wife, Marcy, and son Michael, who’s wearing about the cutest costume I’ve ever seen.

Plus we’ve got new shots of Kelly Ripa and her son Michael leaving a birthday party in NYC.

Christopher Meloni from Law & Order His Daughter Sophia at Children Affected by Aids Foundation’s Dream Halloween Christopher Meloni from Law & Order with His Wife Sherman and His Daughter Sophia at Children Affected by Aids Foundation’s Dream Halloween Kelly Ripa and Son Michael Leave a Birthday Party at Reebok Sports Club in New York City, Pictures, Photos Kelly Ripa and Son Michael Leave a Birthday Party at Reebok Sports Club in New York City, Pictures, Photos

Blind Items!

1) WHICH kinky fashion writer shocked guests recently when she asked her billionaire husband’s pre-teen daughter – in front of company – to rehash the time the girl walked in on the couple in a compromising bedroom position?

2) WHICH dimpled Hollywood mommy is betraying her “all-natural” image? Friends say the down-home actress is becoming addicted to lip collagen injections?

3) WHICH movie studio is desperately trying to hide its latest star’s homosexuality? They have made him pair up with his leading lady, whom he couldn’t care less about.

Let’s hear your guesses!!! (Particularly about #3)

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Kid Rock Arrested at a Fucking Waffle House in Atlanta, This Guy is a Genius, People

Oops, did I fall asleep writing that headline?

Sorry, it’s just that anything having to do with Kid Pebble is so unbelievably fucking boring to me.

He got arrested at a fucking Waffle House in Atlanta for getting into a fight with some people over what I’m sure is something retarded. Like they didn’t pass the syrup fast enough.

Kid Rock is such a tool. I want him to go away. I’m tired of covering his stupid bullshit.

I mean, seriously, a fist fight at a Waffle House? Why don’t ya’ll just take the car down off the cinderblocks and hit each other over the head with those?

The best part of this whole story is the fabulous graphic that David at Pretty on the Outside has drawn up to go along with the story.

George Clooney to Manage an Energy Company?

George Clooney to Manage Swiss Energy Company

Figure this one out, kids:

George Clooney will become an executive board member of a new Swiss energy company that will develop environmentally friendly techniques for car motors and other devices, the billionaire who is setting up the firm said Saturday.

The new company will have different branches doing research and development in the clean production of hydrogen, solar energy and fuel cells, said Nicolas Hayek, chairman of the Swatch Group.

“First I hesitated between Al Gore and Clooney,” Hayek said in an interview with daily Berner Zeitung.

But he didn’t ask the former vice president because it was still unclear whether Gore would run for president and therefore might have accepted the post as a mere public relations exercise, Hayek said.

I’m just speechless.

It’s not like George Clooney’s an idiot.

It’s just that, you know, if I had, say, an energy company, I think I’d rather have former vice president Al Gore on its board than, you know, an actor. I wouldn’t ask Britney Spears to do my taxes.

George Clooney can do the commercials.

Al Gore can make the business decisions.

Okay?