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CariDee English Photographs So Well

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Oh wait, except she totally doesn’t.

Every picture I’ve come across of her since she won ANTM just sucks.

Seriously, this chick makes Vincent Pastore look like a supermodel.

Also: Rachel Hunter is a tragedy.

I’m not even going to tell you guys what event this is, because it’s the stupidest thing ever, and I can’t even believe they got a celebrity of Caridee’s status to attend. This is definitely the kind of event where you have your fingers crossed for some contestant from Average Joe to show up. I’ll give you a hint: the words “Meow Mix” and “Acatemy” are used.

WHERE IS JASLENE?

I haven’t seen pics of her in ages, so I hope that means she’s in some manner of eating disorder rehab facility. Ooh, maybe she’s at Cirque Lodge bonding with Lindsay Lohan. That’s where Mary-Kate Olsen went to have her cocaine addiction eating disorder treated. Jaslene Gonzalez makes Mary-Kate Olsen look like a compulsive over-eater.

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John Mayer and Cameron Diaz: Still On!

In truth, I can’t think of a relationship I care less about right now.

But for those of you who do care, they were spotted on yet another NYC date.

The pair, who were first spotted out together in the city last week, were “all over each other” and “super flirty” at the Bowery Hotel Friday night, an onlooker tells PEOPLE.

Mayer, 29, and Diaz, 34, who sat together on a couch in the back of the patio, “were laughing and talking a lot” as the waitress brought several rounds of drinks, says the source.

Last Tuesday, the pair were spotted having dessert at the French-Vietnamese restaurant Indochine. “It looked like a casual date,” said a source. “She was giggly. She was laughing and seemed happy.”

Asked if the newly-close pair are dating, a source close to Mayer tells PEOPLE, “Yes, it’s definitely true.”

This must be a really weird week for Jessica Simpson. I mean, the naked pictures of Vanessa “Bush” Minnillo hit the web on Friday, so that must have been pretty vindicating for her. But now her ex-boyfriend is running around town with Cameron Diaz, so that kind of sucks. And why do I spend so much time thinking about what Jessica Simpson must feel about everything? What is wrong with me?

Seth Rogen is Adorable

Seth Rogen at Knocked Up UK Premiere

The Knocked Up cutie showed up at the film’s UK premiere. Leslie Mann was there, but the rest of the cast — including troublemaker Katherine Heigl — was nowhere to be seen. But he’s such a cutie, I had to run these pictures.

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Justin Timberlake will fuck anything. But so will Jessica Biel. Must be why that relationship works so well. [Celebslam]

Woah. Kim Stewart really doesn’t look all that awesome in a bikini. In fact, I feel a whole lot better about myself right now. That, and I never fell off a motorcycle on a red carpet. [Drunken Stepfather]

You know, maybe we should start writing stories about the days that Pete Doherty doesn’t get arrested. [Celeb Warship]

Christina Aguilera is making good use of those pregnancy tits. [Fatback & Collards]

It’s Britney Spears’ real hair. (The kind on her head.) [Cityrag]

I am kind of obsessed with Mena Suvari’s new shaved head look. (Yes, it’s for a movie.) Doesn’t she look like a really adorable alien in these pics? [The Blemish]