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More JLS Fun: Casey Aldridge Possibly Not the Father

This rumor's been going around for awhile, so I'll pass it on to you guys. Word on the street is that Casey Aldridge is taking the fall for the Jamie-Lynn Spears pregnancy since he did date her, and, being less than two years older than she is, can't be held on statutory rape charges. They say he hasn't even really been dating Jamie-Lynn recently, and that the father is actually a much older exec on her TV show.
Star magazine insists that the teenager may not be the dad - and that Spears’ friends and family think it is an older man who would face statutory rape charges. Friends have said that Jamie Lynn was no longer even seeing Casey - and family members told Star that they believe the real father is a much older executive at her children’s TV show ‘Zoey 101′. “Casey is being paid off to be the family’s fall guy while the real father remains unidentified,” Star magazine insists. They say the real reason is that an older man could be charged with statutory rape if revealed to be the father of an under-aged girl’s baby. But in Jamie Lynn’s home state of Louisiana, Casey would escape charges because a 16-year-old can legally have sex with someone less than two years older than her. “Conveniently, Casey falls under the bar by just 26 days. “The man many suspect is the father, however, would face charges and probably prison time if he were to come forward and admit he had sex with her,” Star magazine states. The magazine quotes “two separate Spears family insiders” who believe the father is someone who works on Jamie Lynn’s kids’ show. “Jamie Lynn has been working on Zoey since she was 13,” one of the sources said. “In Hollywood, little girls grow up fast, and she is no exception. “With everything that has gone on in her family, she needed someone to look up to. “But the man she found seems to have completely taken advantage of her.”
Oh, I do hope this is true!!! But there'll be no way to tell without a DNA test, which I'm sure Jamie won't get if she's trying to protect this dude. />This rumor's been going around for awhile, so I'll pass it on to you guys. Word on the street is that Casey Aldridge is taking the fall for the Jamie-Lynn Spears pregnancy since he did date her, and, being less than two years older than she is, can't be held on statutory rape charges. They say he hasn't even really been dating Jamie-Lynn recently, and that the father is actually a much older exec on her TV show. Star magazine insists that the teenager may not be the dad - and that Spearsâ...

The Natalie Portman DUI!! Plus: RACIST RANT!!!

natalie2.jpg Natalie Portman was arrested early on the morning of December 26 when she drove her car right off PCH and into a Malibu home. She blew a 0.28 and called the arresting officer the n-word. is designing a line of motherfucking vegan shoes. In collaboration with Te Casan, Portman has designed a collection of vegan-friendly shoes that will debut at the brand’s New York boutique in February 2008. When is this girl going to do something wrong???? How can one person be so damn flawless? ...

ANOTHER Gossip Girl Real-Life Romance

blake_penn.jpg Either these kids are the ultimate example of life imitating art, or the publicists over at Gossip Girl are working overtime. On the heels of multiple reports that Leighton Meester is dating Chace Crawford, we get this: Word on the street is that Blake Lively is dating her on-screen love, Penn Badgley, in real life. "No one is really supposed to know that," laughs an insider. "I was told by a friend of the family." This story's a bit circumspect, firstly because everyone knows that B...

Tony Romo Pulls Out a Win Despite Having Jess in the Stands Again

tony_romo.jpg Although she managed to avoid being photographed this time, Jessica Simpson was in the stands when the Dallas Cowboys played football against another team on Saturday. Whereas Tony played football poorly the last time Jessica was in the stands, this time he played it good. I don't know what playing football good entails, but the score was 20-13, and Tony's team had the bigger number, so that means Tony did something right. This is different from in golf, where, if you have the bigger numbe...