It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Al Pacino photo: Tina
“Hey! Hey! HEY! You know I can’t go anywhere without this weave. It’s sewn in man. SEWN IN.”
First runner-up: Harriet Meadow
“So she was like, ‘I’m sorry, we don’t allow homeless people to loiter here.’ And I’m like, ‘I’m Al Pacino, bitch!’”
Second runner-up: moglo
“I like big butts, and I cannot lie!”
Congrats to Tina! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
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I’m not going to judge (too) much, but how nuts is this photo? No one’s quite forgotten all of the crazy that Charlie engaged in after leaving Two and a Half Men, what with his coke suitcase and gonorrhea goddesses, and didn’t Brooke Mueller just relapse, like, a week ago? These two are definitely a match made in unstable addict hell, but nonetheless, they’re trying to unite and maintain “harmony” for the sake of their two, heartbreakingly adorable, young boys, and I’m not sure whether I should feel all warm and fuzzy because of it, or if I should go and call family services – like how a hundred other concerned citizens probably have at this point.
As for the kids, they look as confused and concerned over the whole thing as I feel. That’s got to be tough right there.
Image courtesy of TMZ