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A Lindsay Lohan style retrospective. [INO]

Jack Black is sorry you’re going to have to see his ass. [Websters]

Jamie Lynn Sigler talks about the very most interesting topic ever: anorexia! Yay! [POTP]

Um … the Amy Winehouse upskirt? [Celebslam]

Nicole Richie doesn’t have to go to her anti-drinking classes anymore while she has a baby. Really? Shouldn’t they be upping the number of anti-drinking classes for her right about now? [Celebitchy]

Check out a review of the Spice Girls’ LA show. [popbytes]

Heh. Bill O’Reilly says he’d deport Victoria Beckham. Heh heh heh. [MollyGood]

Britney Wins Again!

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After first scoring the coveted position of most searched-for term on Yahoo, Britney can now proudly claim that she is also the most-sold product on eBay.

The number of Spears-related items sold at the online auction site totaled 34,345, compared with 27,377 items associated with [Paris] Hilton, eBay said this week.

Items associated with Spears ranged from signed CDs to disposable lighters featuring her likeness. Among the Hilton-related items sold: a toothbrush claimed to have been found in the hotel heiress’ trash.

Fragrances were the most popular product category sold for Spears and Hilton.

If only the same could be said for her CD.

In fairness, both of them kicked Lohan’s ass. She only scored 8,099. Maybe if she hadn’t spent half the year being BORING in REHAB. Sheesh, Linds.

MTV Employees Plan Walk-Out

MTV Walkout on Monday, Memo

I guess strikes are contagious.

When MTV presented its freelancers with a new plan that includes no 401K, reduced health benefits and no paid vacation (they’re freelancers, isn’t that what they’re supposed to get?), they decided to stage a walk-out on Monday, and they’re trying to get the whole company involved.

Above find the memo that’s been circulating around the company.

So It Looks Like Jodie Foster Was Our Blind Item

Jodie Foster and Cydney Bernard and Kids

Remember this blind item from earlier in the week?

WHICH big Hollywood actress is about to come out of the closet? She’s been living with her girlfriend in a small town, where all the neighbors know, and the two are now engaged to be married.

Well, Jodie thanked her girlfriend, Cydney, when she received the Sherry Lansing Leadership Award at the 16th annual Women in Entertainment Breakfast on Tuesday.

At the end of her remarks, she thanked “my beautiful Cydney who sticks with me through all the rotten and the bliss.”

Now, granted, she didn’t exactly thank “my beautiful Cydney, who eats out my pussy and sucks on my tits and sticks with me through all the rotten and the bliss,” but still. She never mentions Cydney in public. Will there be an “I’m Gay!” People magazine cover in Jodie’s future. I think yes.