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21Happy 4th of July, Bitches!


Fuck yeah!

Unless Angelina Jolie decides to give birth to the Lords of the New World Order on Friday, I’ll see you guys on Saturday. I’ll be celebrating my country’s independence on Friday. And by “celebrating my country’s independence” I of course mean “drinking.”

July 3, 2008 at 10:00 pm by Evil Beet
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38Das Boot

As I was heading out to the ER, my wonderful friend Laura called and told me to go to a podiatrist instead. I called a nearby one, explained my situation, and they said they could get me in today. Which they did. It was a very fancy office with very fancy X-ray equipment and I have a very fancy broken foot. And now I am wearing this very fancy monstrosity.

As my mother pointed out to me while I was whimpering to her on my drive home from the doctor (“Mom, this is not fashion-forward!”), this is my very first real injury. Hooray! I popped my bone-injury cherry! Up next: anal sex!

This means I can no longer do my boot camp or my volleyball or all the new exercise stuff that I was finally getting into. My mom’s like, “God always has a plan with these things,” and I was like, “Yes, Mom, God has made it very clear that he does not want me to exercise.” I am destined to marry a man who likes his women a little soft in the tummy. So long, Greg Plitt fantasy.

Anyway, if you’re still reading this, you really shouldn’t be. Get out and enjoy your long weekend. That’s what I’m going to hobble off and do!

July 3, 2008 at 6:15 pm by Evil Beet
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19Megan Fox: Single Again?

Sources say that Megan Fox has ended her engagement to Brian Austin Green.

Who could have seen that coming?

Oh, right. Everybody.

I’m not sure yet if Megan is totally single or if she’s just called off the wedding plans, but no doubt it occurred to her at some point that she’s a super-hot up-and-coming starlet and he’s Brian Austin Green. Yeah.

July 3, 2008 at 2:01 pm by Evil Beet
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18Brace Yourselves

I am headed to the ER to get an X-ray of my foot.

I may return today, I may return tomorrow, I may return next week.

Lord only knows.

July 3, 2008 at 11:28 am by Evil Beet
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26Lindsay Lohan and Her Prom Date!

Yay, a photo of Lindsay and Samantha Ronson last night at her 22nd birthday party!

Love it, love it, love it!!!!

I adore these two.

Can’t wait for the wedding!

July 3, 2008 at 10:52 am by Evil Beet

9Look Who’s Helping!

David Arquette lends some celebrity support to the Second Harvest Kick Off The Summer Food Service Program.

This particular program helps provide nutritious meals to underprivileged kids when they’re not getting the meals at school.

To learn more about the program and how you can help, click here.

July 3, 2008 at 7:21 am by Evil Beet
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