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Britney Spears Tells Ryan Seacrest She Doesn’t Know Who Tony Romo Is

“Who?”

Britney Spears, when Ryan Seacrest asked her during a phone interview this morning if she was having a romance with Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo.

Britney reportedly had to be woken up for the 9:30 am interview, and sounded groggy and out-of-it throughout the entire thing.

Ryan himself reported Britney giving Tony a lap dance at an LA club last weekend.

Daniel Craig Will Stay on as Bond

Daniel Craig as James Bond in a Hot Speedo

I’ll admit, I was really skeptical when Daniel Craig was first cast as James Bond — I just didn’t find him all that impressive — but then I saw the film, and I quickly changed my mind. Mostly I changed my mind during that Speedo scene. Yeah. That’s where most of the mind-changing happened.

Daniel Craig — and his enormous package — have signed on to do four more Bond films. I hope he’s in that damn Speedo for the entirety of all four of them. Listen, MGM, we’ve seen Bond in a tux more times than we need to. That’s been done. Just keep him in a Speedo. That’ll be fine.

Another Failed Rehab Attempt

Hania Barton is On Drugs Again

No, it’s not Lindsay — she’s still sober, as best I can tell — it’s Mischa Barton’s kid sister, Hania, who went to rehab in February of this year.

MISCHA Barton’s younger sister, Hania, showed up at a Hollywood fashion show so wasted last weekend, designer Daniel Darhan told her she couldn’t walk the runway. Web site celebritybabylon.com also reports she was so “out of it” at the Troy Kingdom fashion show at club Area, she could “barely stand up. Her legs were like jelly. She was literally chewing on her lower lip.” When someone tried to snap a shot of her, Hania – who already has one trip to rehab under her belt – said, “No pictures, this [bleep] always ends up in the tabloids.” Her rep did not return calls.

Looks like Hania may have one or two more trips to Promises in her future. I’d do drugs, too, if my sister were Mischa Barton and I looked like this.

What. The. Fuck? Ashley Olsen and LANCE ARMSTRONG?

Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstrong

This item is going to make my head explode.

Ashley Olsen has a new, older man. The 21-year-old twin showed up to the Rose Bar at the Gramercy Park Hotel Monday night with Tory Burch’s ex, Lance Armstrong, 36. Our bar spy said, “They came together with a group of friends. Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m.” Armstrong has been spending more time in town since he bought a home here. Another source said, “He tried to make Tory happy when they were dating by buying a place here, but she couldn’t deal with him not actually living in the same city, so they broke up.” Olsen’s rep didn’t return calls.

Forget Tory Burch! What the hell does Sheryl Crow think about about this???

This is just wrong.

Roberto Cavalli Spills the Beans for JLo

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Jennifer Lopez — who’s currently battling Christina Aguilera for the title of Worst-Kept Pregnancy Secret — won’t be pleased with designer Roberto Cavalli, responded with this when People magazine asked what types of clothes he designs for celebs:

“Well Jennifer Lopez, at this moment, she requests something very special because she is waiting for the baby. It is so complicated because every week she is getting bigger.”

Ooooooooooops!

Victoria Silvestedt Needs More Blush Like She Needs That Final T in Her Name

Victoria Silvestedt at 2007 Cipriani Wall Street Concert Series Presents Lenny Kravitz, Pictures, Photos

Hey, Victoria, where are your cheeks?

I still can’t see them!

Can you just point them out to me? They’re not really, ya know, delineated. Maybe if you put something on them? Like bright pink powder. Real heavy. All over the entire side of your face. Maybe then I could figure out where your cheeks were.

Oh, that’s better. I can see them.

Okay, I’m going to start hunting for your lips now.