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Former Britney paramour J.R. Rotem is, inexplicably, still talking. [Mollygood]

Let the Lindsay’s-drinking-again rumors begin! [FListed]

Daisy Fuentes is 41 years old and still in a bikini. [CityRag]

I don’t know who Gemma Atkinson is, but she’s in a bikini, too. [Jordan]

Sarah Jessica Parker is insanely buff. Seriously, if I were her kid, I’d freaking behave. [INO]

What is Whitney Houston’s daughter smoking? [Bossip]

Being Super-Famous Does Not Lend Itself to Marriage: Exhibit C

Helio Castroneves and Julianne Hough in Love? Pictures, Photos

Helio Castroneves, the Brazilian racecar driver who won Dancing with the Stars last night, lost his fiancee in the process.

Less than a day after Castroneves was declared the winner, Aliette Vazquez, a Miami-based business executive, announced she had called off their engagement.

“There’s been a lot of rumors and a lot of stuff said, and she just wanted confirmed that they are no longer engaged. There’s no animosity, there’s nothing mean. Just a simple confirmation,” Vazquez’s publicist, Howard Bragman, told The Associated Press on Wednesday.

“I will tell you (that) we wanted to be respectful and wait until the show was over,” he said. “We did not want to affect the outcome of the show.”

The woman Helio’s pictured with here is not Aliette, but Julianne Hough, his DWTS partner, who’s been linked to everyone under the sun lately, including Helio.

Hm.

Lindsay’s Recording a New Album!

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Okay, look, I’m about to say something shameful:

I like the Lindsay Lohan albums.

I do. I’m sorry. I like both of them.

I have her second album, Confessions of a Broken Heart, in my car at this moment. My ex-boyfriend burned it for me off iTunes years ago and wrote across it, in big black pen, Lindsay Lohan: Confessions of a Crappy Musician. He always was quite the wit.

Anyway, word on the street is she’ll soon begin work on #3, tentatively titled Nobody’s Angel.

And you know what?

I’m excited for it.

THE STEPHANIE PRATT SEX TAPE!!!

Stephanie Pratt sex tape

Remember how I was saying it would be fabulous if there was a Stephanie Pratt sex tape?

Ask and ye shall receive.

This just landed in my inbox:

evilbeet,

there IS a stephanie pratt sex tape. i met stephanie in miami just a few weeks after spencer started on the hills and she was bragging about how her brother was on tv and i didn’t give a shit, but i was like “damn that girl is hot!!!” so i took her back to my place and we had a little fun for the camera. and i think it’s funny that her brother was talking shit about lauren’s vaj, because his sister has a gross mole on hers. it’s the size of my thumb and it has little hairs in it. you can see it in the tape. am currently talking to video agencies to decide where to sell it now that hse’s on the hills but wanted to let u know.

[name redacted]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!

All’s fair in love and war, kids. You should have stayed away, Stephanie.