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Jet Li in The Forbidden Kingdom with Jackie Chan

“When Jackie Chan and I first wanted to work together 15 years ago, our passion was at its peak. … Our desire to succeed was very strong. Now we joke that when we watch [our upcoming film] `The Forbidden Kingdom’ our combined age is 100 … How intense are the battle scenes? My mentality is to not have high expectations.”

- Jet Li, about audience expectations for his upcoming film with Jackie Chan

Bridget Moynahan FINALLY Pops out That Kid

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After 14 months of pregnancy, actress Bridget Moynahan at last gave birth to Tom Brady’s bastard child.

The baby boy was born in LA on Wednesday.

“Both mother and baby are doing well,” said Moynahan’s publicist.

Tom Brady, who is currently dating Gisele Bunchen, may or may not have been with her. His whereabouts are hard to pin down right now — he didn’t appear at The Patriots’ practice on Wednesday. He said earlier this week that he wanted to take a few days off when the child was born, calling it “a very joyous, happy situation.” Although it’s perfectly likely that, upon hearing the news of the birth, Gisele had him kidnapped and taken out of the country for a little while so he didn’t accidentally bond with another woman’s child.

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Some people have a six-pack. Vivica Fox has a six-head. [Bossip]

Beyonce Knowles has a little wardrobe malfunction. [Ninja Dude]

What’s LC getting paid to do The Hills? [POTP]

The R. Kelly sex video will be shown at his trial. So you know it’s only a matter of time before that thing’s on the Interwebs. [Cele|bitchy]

Brad Pitt is more than just a pretty face. [Cityrag]

Janeane Garofalo on 24? This should be good. [Agent Bedhead]

Is La Lohan buying beer in Utah? Now that she’s 21, she’s probably just buying it for her little sister. [Celebslam]

Well If Jenna Bush’s Mom Says She’s Not Pregnant, Then She’s Definitely Not Pregnant

Is Jenna Bush Preggers?

From the NY Daily News:

Jenna Bush is not getting married because she’s pregnant, a rep for First Lady Laura Bush tells us. Wonkette, the mischievous D.C. blog, has been doing photo analysis of the First Daughter’s tummy ever since last week’s announcement that she’ll marry boyfriend Henry Hager. An unamused White House calls the shotgun wedding rumors “absurd.”

Dude, my mother thinks I’m a virgin with real tits currently on a religious mission in Venezuela.

I hope Jenna’s preggers.

Is Britney Spears Peeing in Belgium?

We haven’t heard much from the pop tart in recent days, and now a newspaper in Belgium is reporting she stopped to use a public toilet there. Ha! That’s our Britney!

I am making the assumption that this is Dutch, and I tried to use Babel to translate, and this is what it came up with:

Britney Spears did Monday night plasje on the toilet of tavern Erasmus to the Berchem slate. That claims the kelners of the tavern. “she came with two large Mercedessen, had three bodyguards at itself and carried a zonnebril”, says to kelner Ronald Busschots. We are certainly of it: the wás Britney. It must between six and seven hours are geweest”, Ronald tell. For the door of the tavern two large Mercedessen 500. that stopped are of those large barges, which to dread you did not have all days moreover them a number plate with VIP017 and VIP018. From the cars three men and a woman stepped. The woman came in, with one of the mannen.`Waar is the toilet’, early the man in English with an American emphasis I indicated him the way and the woman entered the toilet. The man continued stand for the door of the wc. That found Ronald nevertheless strange. “I asked him in Dutch if he what wants drink, but he understood me niet.`Sorry ‘ early hij.`Do asked you because to drink something’ I then.” Ronald weet it certainly: the man was a bodyguard. “because he had oortje”, he says. But he wants nothing drinken.` It’s a more frosted or emergency, empty he from a need case, therefore. Then the woman ended up the toilet. She smiled to me and said ` thank you. Ronald recognised at that moment her. “Britney Spears!” were

The preceding paragraph is probably the funniest thing that’s ever been on this blog. I mean, that’s not saying much, but every time I read over it I giggle. I have no idea what it means, and if anyone actually speaks the language on that website and would like to translate, I’d be forever indebted. But I get the feeling that Brit and her bodyguards stopped at a pub in Belgium so Britney could pee. I love it.

Why is Britney in Belgium???