Here is Justin Guarini getting free stuff and acting like he still is famous at Melanie Segal’s MTV Movie Awards Platinum Luxury Lounge in LA. I don’t know who let him in. I know “From Justin to Kelly” was actually a movie but seriously, Justin Guarini…what was Sanjaya busy?
May 31, 2007 at 9:23 pm by EvilT
Good call Calum.
“I’m a bad boy. I go out and get drunk, I get high on cocaine and I do stupid debauched things with the wrong women. When I’m high I do wild stupid shit. I’m a red-blooded male and I’m addicted to sex. I don’t have to be like my dad, but I feel his blood running through my veins. I need to sort out my problems before it’s too late.”
So you have figured out the problem. The next step I think is to get some help. Maybe check into the same rehab as your girlfriend so that you can get some lovin while you know, trying not to kill yourself with booze like your dad.
May 31, 2007 at 9:07 pm by EvilT
EvilT is our resident fashionista (distant relative of the sandinistas) but Mr. T deserves some credit on that front too. Don’t believe me? Want to be utterly confused? How about a wonderful look back at the beloved 80s?
Don’t say I never gave you anything. And feel free to use the comments section to explain exactly what the hell this is. They don’t seem to be selling anything, and it’s a rant with no context.
But I’ve said enough. Enjoy it.
May 31, 2007 at 8:38 pm by Spiteful Lars
Why is Page Six Retarded?…Because they ran this little blurb today.
CORNY crooner Michael BublÃ© isn’t entirely the ladies’ man he fancies himself to be. The never-bashful balladeer was spotted “boasting to anyone who would listen” in the bar at the Hotel Costes K in Paris the other night, “wearing this ridiculous vest and bragging to everyone about how women fall all over him and how amazing he is,” our witness reports. But when he tried out his moves by flirting with Emily Blunt, who was also at the hotel, he completely struck out.
Michael has been dating Emily Blunt for three years. Most people don’t “strike out” with their significant other. They actually live together in Vancover. I’m guessing that he was being a bit of a flirt and braggart because that is the kind of fellow that he is. Decoding that…yes he is a douchebag but he is Emily’s doucebag. Some fact checker totally just got fired.
May 31, 2007 at 8:27 pm by EvilT
Billy Joel’s wife is old enough now to understand what “child bride” means. [Cele|bitchy]
The cast of The Sopranos gives their very best “O” face. [CityRag]
Pics of Jessica Biel taking out the trash. Insert your own Justin Timberlake joke. [Drunken Stepfather]
Anyone else watching On the Lot? [popbytes]
Lindsay Lohan thinks drinking and driving is just hilarious. [Yeeeah!]
Um, yeah. Devon Aoki. Butt. Naked. [Ninja Dude]
Photos of Mel B. and Eddie Murphy’s little bastard love child. [Celebrity Smack]
Kobe Bryant either will or will not continue to play for the L.A. Lakers. Is it basketball season right now? I haven’t seen pictures of Eva Longoria at a game recently, so it must not be. [LAist]
Jenna Jameson is melting. [POTP]
May 31, 2007 at 5:51 pm by Evil Beet
Remember this blind item? In case you don’t, I’ll reprint it here:
Which still-closeted former boy-bander was making sure nobody got pictures of him with his handsome Spanish escort at a recent European charity event?
Evil T speculated that this referred to J.C. Chasez.
At the top of this post, you’ll find a picture of J.C. Chasez at the Life Ball charity event in Vienna, Austria on May 25.