Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Angelina Jolie Picks Up Maddox from School: Part IXXCM

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Seriously, this has been, like, an epic event in photojournalism. I swear there are pics of Angie getting this kid from school every single day.

What’s left of Angelina Jolie picked up her son from the Lycee Francais in Manhattan on Wednesday.

I’d also like to point out, Mom, that you can see her black bra through her shirt. So the next time you want to cluck at me for doing the same, I’d just like to say: “Brad Pitt’s girlfriend did it, too.”

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Joaquin Phoenix: Hot or Not?

Joaquin Phoenix at the Premiere of We Own the Night in New York

I remember him as the hottest thing ever back in the To Die For days, but I can’t decide if he’s aging like a George Clooney or a Ryder Strong (do not get me started on Ryder Strong — I want my childhood fantasies back, dammit!!!).

These pics are from the premiere of We Own the Night on Tuesday in NYC.

What’s the verdict, kids?

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