Today's Evil Beet Gossip

It’s Official: Dog’s Son Sold Him Out

Tucker Chapman Sold Tape of Dog on Racist Rant to National Enquirer

Dog’s lawyer today announced that, as we’d suspected, Dog’s son sold the tape of his father going on a racist rant to the National Enquirer for “a lot of money.”

“I guess because of whatever level of anger he had of his father, he felt the need to express it in that manner,” the lawyer said.

Damn. Why would the lawyer make that statement? Is Dog trying to make his son look bad now??

That’s sure how it seems!!!

His son Tucker could not be reached for comment.

Britney’s Not a Very Good Investor


If you can believe it, Britney Spears doesn’t manager her money particularly well. I know, I know. I thought that was weird, too. I guess she’s just too busy taking meetings with her lawyer and, you know, doing cocaine to spend any time with her money manager.

Court papers released Thursday in Britney Spears’ custody dispute with Kevin Federline show she spends lavishly on clothes and entertainment, and doesn’t save or invest any of her roughly $737,000 monthly income.

Spears’ monthly expenses include $49,267 in mortgage for two houses, $16,000 for clothes and $102,000 on entertainment, gifts and vacation, according to her financial declaration.

Although she’s often photographed eating fast food, Spears declares she spends about $4,758 per month dining out. Meanwhile, she spends zero on education, savings and investments and gives $500 a month in charitable contributions, the documents said.

$500 a month in charitable contributions! How sweet of her.

Nick Cannon and Miss USA?? (No Not That Miss USA)

Nick Cannon Wants to Date Miss USA Rachel Smith

Rumor has it that Nick Cannon — who recently split from model Selita Ebanks — has his eyes set on the reigning Miss USA, Rachel Smith.

“Last week, he sent her several dozen roses, chocolates and balloons,” said a source. “When she opened her apartment door, the hallway was flooded with stuff, and on each item was a different hand-written note from Nick to her.”

The two haven’t actually been on a date yet.

This sounds like something a publicist planted. I just wonder whose publicist.

We Definitely Do Not Get Enough Good Murder Stories Around Here

Linda Stein, Manager of the Ramones, Found Murdered in Her Apartment

OMG!!! Someone call the major case squad! Get Alicia Witt and Mr. Big in there STAT!!! The former manager of The Ramones was found murdered in her NYC apartment on Tuesday night.

Linda Stein, the one-time co-manager of Ramones was found dead last night (October 30) in her Upper East Side apartment in Manhattan.

Stein, 62, who was once married to famous Sire Records head, Warner Brothers Vice President Seymour Stein, was found dead in her kitchen.

In recent times, Stein was well-known in showbusiness circles as a realtor for high-profile and celebrity clients, including Billy Joel, Calvin Klein and Bruce Willis.

Stein died from blunt force trauma to the head. Police are treating the death as murder, and are continuing investigations. They say there were no signs of forced entry to her Fifth Avenue apartment.

This is totally real-life Law & Order!!!!