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Riyo Mori at New York Premiere of “Mr Magorium’s Wonder Emporium”

The Japanese Miss Universe, Riyo Mori, rocks the hard bangs and the big “R” bling at the New York premiere of “Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium.”

I think she looked way prettier before.

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Shots from the Playboy 2008 calendar. [FListed]

Elisabeth Hasselbeck has clearly named her child after the middle kid from Home Improvement. [DListed]

Check out footage from Evanescence’s LA show. [popbytes]

Heidi Klum plays with her kiddos. [INO]

More shots of Pauly Shore in Hawaii. [Celebslam]

Hayden Panettiere (now 18!) in a sports bra. [Derek Hail]

Pictures of my new girlfriend, Blake Lively. [Drunken Stepfather]

Daniel Craig is so hot that he gets to pick his own Bond girls. [Celebitchy]

Yes Of COURSE Kate Hudson’s Making Out with Heath Ledger

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Those wacky celebs!

In the wake of her ex-boyfriend’s suicide attempt and prompt return to the bar scene, Kate Hudson has found solace in the arms of Heath Ledger. She was spotted “kissing and making out” with the newly single hunk at NYC’s Beatrice Inn. Her rep firmly denies it, claiming that “they ran into each other and chatted briefly, but that was the extent of it.”

Whatever.

They totally hooked up.

Kanye West’s Mother Died as a Result of Complications from Plastic Surgery!

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We haven’t been covering the Kanye-West’s-mom-died story around here, because when non-famous relatives of famous people die, I tend to think it shouldn’t be sensationalized, but, okay, when you die getting plastic surgery, you’re fair game.

Kanye West’s publicist announced that his 58-year-old mother died “as the result of complications from a cosmetic surgical procedure.”

Just like Cher Horowitz’s mom!

It’s not worth it, people!